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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Julio Ceasar on May 21, 2017, 12:58:17 PM
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It happened once again. Me almost near a 9 having sex with a a lot ner a 4 girl...wtf. Its fucking unfair, all shitty lazy ladies getting all these good looking men. I have seen it before wit other great looking guys to!
Its a fucking shame! How often do we se bad looking guys hanging around with top girls?
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if we, good looking guys continue fucking ugly girls they will never get motivation to get fucking fit and looking great...this behaviour need an END! We need to unite and fucking end this shit!
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Yes! Exactly.
I myself am a strong 9. We attractive men should have discipline and just whack off instead of lowering ourselves and fucking these unattractive women.
We must hold our standards, only then will fat ugly girls get on a treadmill.
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if we, good looking guys continue fucking ugly girls they will never get motivation to get fucking fit and looking great...this behaviour need an END! We need to unite and fucking end this shit!
Epic bumping of own thread.
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Anything goes with ugly chicks and they know it.
Sounds like you fellas are putting the pussy on a pedestal.
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I see normal looking dudes with butt ugly woman and wonder why? How do they do it. Then I see gorgeous perfect body females with skinny fucks who are twigs. Can't figure it out.
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It happened once again. Me almost near a 9 having sex with a a lot ner a 4 girl...wtf. Its fucking unfair, all shitty lazy ladies getting all these good looking men. I have seen it before wit other great looking guys to!
Its a fucking shame! How often do we se bad looking guys hanging around with top girls?
Try refraining and jerking off.
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I see normal looking dudes with butt ugly woman and wonder why? How do they do it. Then I see gorgeous perfect body females with skinny fucks who are twigs. Can't figure it out.
That skinny dude sell them cocain :D and after a while they docent have money, so they fuck them instead...
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julioo is correct taht sometimes you go to 4 but if you go to two 4 not good as 9 but sometimes 4 has to be there to get you ok in time to go to 9 evne if it mean a 4 right now!
It happened once again. Me almost near a 9 having sex with a a lot ner a 4 girl...wtf. Its fucking unfair, all shitty lazy ladies getting all these good looking men. I have seen it before wit other great looking guys to!
Its a fucking shame! How often do we se bad looking guys hanging around with top girls?
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While on Tren I look at every disgusting bitch and want to fuck them. I go home, jerk off, see those same whores again and think, WTF! ugly disgusting whores
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Sometimes girls pictures on Plenty of Fish can be deceiving. Usually I would get invited to their place or they would end up coming over to mine at 11 o'clock at night without seen them in person first.... Didnt wanna hurtntheir feelings & end up doing them a favor.
Got plenty of stories. One time I get to this girl's house that Puerto Rican girl kind of cute that can whatnot thighs booty and boobs and all that stuff. Pictures on Plenty of Fish at her wearing a couple hats like fashionable hats or whatever some shit like Rosie Perez were away or something anyways dot dot dot head hair coming out the sides of that hat like by your ears and stuff so had no suspicion but after maybe 10 or 15 minutes chilling on her couch at almost midnight she takes off her hat and the bitch is like 85% bald dot dot dot like all over bald not just balls on top she was having like patches of hair all over her head missing and super thin. Said she was in a car accident hit her head and nerve damage caused her hair to fall out and get super super fucking pin I didn't know what the fuck to say or do Duda. She had her two kids sleeping in the other room already with the fucking door open so I end up banging her and her room like 10 feet away with that fucking door open lol... That was one on the rare occasions when I actually fucked a girl with most of the lights off LOL... Sex was actually ok... Typical Puerto Rican twerkin and bouncin her ass reverse-cowgirl stuff. Never saw her again and ignored for a text afterwards dot dot dot except she saw my profile again on pof a while back and messaged me A couple times period i didnt respond period lol period
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Pof photos are funny. A gorgeous blonde had about 5 headshots. Super cute. Thin face so I assume she's fit. We exchange numbers after some texts and she sends me a photo. Bitch was a fucking whale. How does she have such a thin face and hips 5 feet wide.
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Pof photos are funny. A gorgeous blonde had about 5 headshots. Super cute. Thin face so I assume she's fit. We exchange numbers after some texts and she sends me a photo. Bitch was a fucking whale. How does she have such a thin face and hips 5 feet wide.
ANGLES!!!
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*edit.. used voice text to type this shit out and just noticed a whole boatload of fucking typos and shit. Too lazy to correct them so whatever
Another time was coming home from a gfs house at 2am on a sunday night when i got a msg from some chic in yucca valley. Had been texting off and on with her for like 3yrs but never got around to sleeping with her. In her pictures she was pretty dark hair dark eyes short and always showed like 3 4 inches of cleavage. Far as I know if she'd been single for that entire time as well and she was a good girl and what not. So at 2 a.m. I'm on the freeway heading home and she asked if I want to come over and hang out and I made sure she meant that night so I told her it'd be another 45 minutes or so until I got home and then it'd be another 45-minute drive back to her place so I probably wouldn't get there till about 3:30 in the morning... So im pretty sure she wants sex. What kind of girl in what should do over at 2 or 3 a.m. to hang out? Anyways I get home take some Viagra and Cialis cuz im already fucking tired and already had sex probably twice that day. Anyways I head up to her place and get up around there about 3:30 or 4 o'clock in the morning because my GPS sent me on some back roads that weren't even paved.. finally pull up to her house and text her let her know I'm there she opens the door before I get out of my car and sticks her head out the door... not even her whole body. Let me backtrack a little bit... She tells me Mitch's chubby and I tell her I don't mind chubby girls or whatever she says she has a little bit of a muffin top I told her like I said I don't care I don't mind chubby girls period so I'm expecting a short girl light skin Latino about five foot 2 kind of chubby and busty... well when I get to the fucking door this bitch didn't have a fucking muffin top This Bitch headlight oh you waste that was like one of those inner tubes you sit on and a water park LOL. I didn't say anything and I didn't want to be rude but I could barely get my arms around her to give her a hug. Anyways we sit on the couch for a while maybe 30 minutes or 45 minutes and she gets me all water period usually want to go to a girl's house that late at night we sit and chill for maybe 10 15 20 minutes or something and they get to business but this shit was taking extra fucking long 45 minutes or an hour or something she keeps asking me if I like what I see and if I'm disappointed or not. I kept having to lie and say yes and no I'm not disappointed. God dammit. Like this pitch nose the pictures she posted or the pictures she took from overhead with the camera angle down making her boobs look big and making her look in a normal sized we're fucking full sever tizing. Long story short we go back to the bedroom and chill and lay down for a while because I'm already fucking tired and I know my fucking Viagra and Cialis is going to be wearing off soon and there's no way I'm going to be able to fuck his bitch without it LOL period and by the time I really didn't even want to fuck her but I kind of felt obligated since I did drive all the way there and I didn't want to waste the Viagra. Been laying in this fucking bitches bed she wants to hang out and shit and I go for the pants would she still fucking head on pants for whatever fucking reason and then she tries to act like know we probably shouldn't do this and she's not like that and whatever but she's giggling the whole time too. I'm thinking bitch what the fuck did you invite me over here for then and it drug a fucking hour up here is it chill for an hour until the sun came up and drive all the way back home. Anyways fucker and holy fuck the girls pussy was fucking tight hell lol.. probably from not being fucking used more than once or twice a year I would assume. She says just don't come inside me blah blah blah she's not on the pill whatever so I'll try to get it over with as quick as possible and bust a nut in like 5 minutes inside her and she kind of freaked out a little bit like only going to blah blah blah I'm going to get pregnant blah blah blah but she's kind of giggling and laughing the whole time too. Five bucks says she was hoping she would get pregnant and trap my fucking dumbass. Little did she knowi was on at least a gram of test lol. So I lay down and she wants to fucking cuddle and I act like a fucking falling asleep dozing off just waiting until I could get up and leave and go home. Probably late there for maybe five minutes and I got up and said I'm dozing off I still gotta drive and our home I don't want to fall asleep on the road for some bullshit and I bounced. Best part on that hole experience was seeing the fucking sunrise at a stoplight when I'm driving home LOL... stopped at Jack In The Box down the road from my house before getting home and fell asleep in the drive thru at the window with the guy waiting to take my money. Dude gave me a free cup of coffee. The broad fucking texted me like a dozen times afterwards asking if i liked it and if i enjoyed myself. Cringed everytime i saw the texts and only replied a couple times and lied and said yeah. Damn that girl was big. Surprised the fuck outta me
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Another time was coming home from a gfs house at 2am on a sunday night when i got a msg from some chic in yucca valley. Had been texting off and on with her for like 3yrs but never got around to sleeping with her. In her pictures she was pretty dark hair dark eyes short and always showed like 3 4 inches of cleavage. Far as I know if she'd been single for that entire time as well and she was a good girl and what not.
So at 2 a.m. I'm on the freeway heading home and she asked if I want to come over and hang out and I made sure she meant that night so I told her it'd be another 45 minutes or so until I got home and then it'd be another 45-minute drive back to her place so I probably wouldn't get there till about 3:30 in the morning... So im pretty sure she wants sex. What kind of girl in what should do over at 2 or 3 a.m. to hang out?
Anyways I get home take some Viagra and Cialis cuz im already fucking tired and already had sex probably twice that day. Anyways I head up to her place and get up around there about 3:30 or 4 o'clock in the morning because my GPS sent me on some back roads that weren't even paved.. finally pull up to her house and text her let her know I'm there she opens the door before I get out of my car and sticks her head out the door... not even her whole body. Let me backtrack a little bit... She tells me Mitch's chubby and I tell her I don't mind chubby girls or whatever she says she has a little bit of a muffin top I told her like I said I don't care I don't mind chubby girls period so I'm expecting a short girl light skin Latino about five foot 2 kind of chubby and busty... well when I get to the fucking door this bitch didn't have a fucking muffin top This Bitch headlight oh you waste that was like one of those inner tubes you sit on and a water park LOL. I didn't say anything and I didn't want to be rude but I could barely get my arms around her to give her a hug.
Anyways we sit on the couch for a while maybe 30 minutes or 45 minutes and she gets me all water period usually want to go to a girl's house that late at night we sit and chill for maybe 10 15 20 minutes or something and they get to business but this shit was taking extra fucking long 45 minutes or an hour or something she keeps asking me if I like what I see and if I'm disappointed or not. I kept having to lie and say yes and no I'm not disappointed. God dammit. Like this pitch nose the pictures she posted or the pictures she took from overhead with the camera angle down making her boobs look big and making her look in a normal sized we're fucking full sever tizing. Long story short we go back to the bedroom and chill and lay down for a while because I'm already fucking tired and I know my fucking Viagra and Cialis is going to be wearing off soon and there's no way I'm going to be able to fuck his bitch without it LOL period and by the time I really didn't even want to fuck her but I kind of felt obligated since I did drive all the way there and I didn't want to waste the Viagra. Been laying in this fucking bitches bed she wants to hang out and shit and I go for the pants would she still fucking head on pants for whatever fucking reason and then she tries to act like know we probably shouldn't do this and she's not like that and whatever but she's giggling the whole time too. I'm thinking bitch what the fuck did you invite me over here for then and it drug a fucking hour up here is it chill for an hour until the sun came up and drive all the way back home.
Anyways fucker and holy fuck the girls pussy was fucking tight hell lol.. probably from not being fucking used more than once or twice a year I would assume. She says just don't come inside me blah blah blah she's not on the pill whatever so I'll try to get it over with as quick as possible and bust a nut in like 5 minutes inside her and she kind of freaked out a little bit like only going to blah blah blah I'm going to get pregnant blah blah blah but she's kind of giggling and laughing the whole time too. Five bucks says she was hoping she would get pregnant and trap my fucking dumbass. Little did she knowi was on at least a gram of test lol. So I lay down and she wants to fucking cuddle and I act like a fucking falling asleep dozing off just waiting until I could get up and leave and go home. Probably late there for maybe five minutes and I got up and said I'm dozing off I still gotta drive and our home I don't want to fall asleep on the road for some bullshit and I bounced.
Best part on that whole experience was seeing the fucking sunrise at a stoplight when I'm driving home LOL... stopped at Jack In The Box down the road from my house before getting home and fell asleep in the drive thru at the window with the guy waiting to take my money. Dude gave me a free cup of coffee. The broad fucking texted me like a dozen times afterwards asking if i liked it and if i enjoyed myself. Cringed everytime i saw the texts and only replied a couple times and lied and said yeah. Damn that girl was big. Surprised the fuck outta me
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Good story. Nobody likes a wall of text though.
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Another time was coming home from a gfs house at 2am on a sunday night when i got a msg from some chic in yucca valley. Had been texting off and on with her for like 3yrs but never got around to sleeping with her. In her pictures she was pretty dark hair dark eyes short and always showed like 3 4 inches of cleavage. Far as I know if she'd been single for that entire time as well and she was a good girl and what not. So at 2 a.m. I'm on the freeway heading home and she asked if I want to come over and hang out and I made sure she meant that night so I told her it'd be another 45 minutes or so until I got home and then it'd be another 45-minute drive back to her place so I probably wouldn't get there till about 3:30 in the morning... So im pretty sure she wants sex. What kind of girl in what should do over at 2 or 3 a.m. to hang out? Anyways I get home take some Viagra and Cialis cuz im already fucking tired and already had sex probably twice that day. Anyways I head up to her place and get up around there about 3:30 or 4 o'clock in the morning because my GPS sent me on some back roads that weren't even paved.. finally pull up to her house and text her let her know I'm there she opens the door before I get out of my car and sticks her head out the door... not even her whole body. Let me backtrack a little bit... She tells me Mitch's chubby and I tell her I don't mind chubby girls or whatever she says she has a little bit of a muffin top I told her like I said I don't care I don't mind chubby girls period so I'm expecting a short girl light skin Latino about five foot 2 kind of chubby and busty... well when I get to the fucking door this bitch didn't have a fucking muffin top This Bitch headlight oh you waste that was like one of those inner tubes you sit on and a water park LOL. I didn't say anything and I didn't want to be rude but I could barely get my arms around her to give her a hug. Anyways we sit on the couch for a while maybe 30 minutes or 45 minutes and she gets me all water period usually want to go to a girl's house that late at night we sit and chill for maybe 10 15 20 minutes or something and they get to business but this shit was taking extra fucking long 45 minutes or an hour or something she keeps asking me if I like what I see and if I'm disappointed or not. I kept having to lie and say yes and no I'm not disappointed. God dammit. Like this pitch nose the pictures she posted or the pictures she took from overhead with the camera angle down making her boobs look big and making her look in a normal sized we're fucking full sever tizing. Long story short we go back to the bedroom and chill and lay down for a while because I'm already fucking tired and I know my fucking Viagra and Cialis is going to be wearing off soon and there's no way I'm going to be able to fuck his bitch without it LOL period and by the time I really didn't even want to fuck her but I kind of felt obligated since I did drive all the way there and I didn't want to waste the Viagra. Been laying in this fucking bitches bed she wants to hang out and shit and I go for the pants would she still fucking head on pants for whatever fucking reason and then she tries to act like know we probably shouldn't do this and she's not like that and whatever but she's giggling the whole time too. I'm thinking bitch what the fuck did you invite me over here for then and it drug a fucking hour up here is it chill for an hour until the sun came up and drive all the way back home. Anyways fucker and holy fuck the girls pussy was fucking tight hell lol.. probably from not being fucking used more than once or twice a year I would assume. She says just don't come inside me blah blah blah she's not on the pill whatever so I'll try to get it over with as quick as possible and bust a nut in like 5 minutes inside her and she kind of freaked out a little bit like only going to blah blah blah I'm going to get pregnant blah blah blah but she's kind of giggling and laughing the whole time too. Five bucks says she was hoping she would get pregnant and trap my fucking dumbass. Little did she knowi was on at least a gram of test lol. So I lay down and she wants to fucking cuddle and I act like a fucking falling asleep dozing off just waiting until I could get up and leave and go home. Probably late there for maybe five minutes and I got up and said I'm dozing off I still gotta drive and our home I don't want to fall asleep on the road for some bullshit and I bounced. Best part on that hole experience was seeing the fucking sunrise at a stoplight when I'm driving home LOL... stopped at Jack In The Box down the road from my house before getting home and fell asleep in the drive thru at the window with the guy waiting to take my money. Dude gave me a free cup of coffee. The broad fucking texted me like a dozen times afterwards asking if i liked it and if i enjoyed myself. Cringed everytime i saw the texts and only replied a couple times and lied and said yeah. Damn that girl was big. Surprised the fuck outta me
Oh... And didn't even bother trying to get a bj from her lol. Just wanted to get it over with. Even the Puerto Rican girl with no hair spent like 15-20 minutes trying to deepthroat me and fuck me with her throat LOL
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Was that English?
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It ain't about looks for girls. Its about who gives them the best time. You gotta have game.
I've been in the same situation as thread starter. :(
While we are at the gym trying to get swole, the twinks are out there fucking the 10s.
the twinks will get that dime pussy because theyre willing to put in rediculous effort on a daily bases
most of us here are to alpha and lack patience and wont put in the work these little twink boys do
by work i mean endless bullshit pampering them talking to them being super sweet and cuddling without trying to fuck them
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Yes! Exactly.
I myself am a strong 9. We attractive men should have discipline and just whack off instead of lowering ourselves and fucking these unattractive women.
We must hold our standards, only then will fat ugly girls get on a treadmill.
Lmao.
Too true.
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The only guys getting laid regularly on this site are the married guys and the fags.
Everyone else gets laid 1-2 times a year unless they are paying for it or fucking fat drunk chicks
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Good story. Nobody likes a wall of text though.
So what. Was using voice text and not paying attwntion
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*edit.. used voice text to type this shit out and just noticed a whole boatload of fucking typos and shit. Too lazy to correct them so whatever
Another time was coming home from a gfs house at 2am on a sunday night when i got a msg from some chic in yucca valley. Had been texting off and on with her for like 3yrs but never got around to sleeping with her. In her pictures she was pretty dark hair dark eyes short and always showed like 3 4 inches of cleavage. Far as I know if she'd been single for that entire time as well and she was a good girl and what not. So at 2 a.m. I'm on the freeway heading home and she asked if I want to come over and hang out and I made sure she meant that night so I told her it'd be another 45 minutes or so until I got home and then it'd be another 45-minute drive back to her place so I probably wouldn't get there till about 3:30 in the morning... So im pretty sure she wants sex. What kind of girl in what should do over at 2 or 3 a.m. to hang out? Anyways I get home take some Viagra and Cialis cuz im already fucking tired and already had sex probably twice that day. Anyways I head up to her place and get up around there about 3:30 or 4 o'clock in the morning because my GPS sent me on some back roads that weren't even paved.. finally pull up to her house and text her let her know I'm there she opens the door before I get out of my car and sticks her head out the door... not even her whole body. Let me backtrack a little bit... She tells me Mitch's chubby and I tell her I don't mind chubby girls or whatever she says she has a little bit of a muffin top I told her like I said I don't care I don't mind chubby girls period so I'm expecting a short girl light skin Latino about five foot 2 kind of chubby and busty... well when I get to the fucking door this bitch didn't have a fucking muffin top This Bitch headlight oh you waste that was like one of those inner tubes you sit on and a water park LOL. I didn't say anything and I didn't want to be rude but I could barely get my arms around her to give her a hug. Anyways we sit on the couch for a while maybe 30 minutes or 45 minutes and she gets me all water period usually want to go to a girl's house that late at night we sit and chill for maybe 10 15 20 minutes or something and they get to business but this shit was taking extra fucking long 45 minutes or an hour or something she keeps asking me if I like what I see and if I'm disappointed or not. I kept having to lie and say yes and no I'm not disappointed. God dammit. Like this pitch nose the pictures she posted or the pictures she took from overhead with the camera angle down making her boobs look big and making her look in a normal sized we're fucking full sever tizing. Long story short we go back to the bedroom and chill and lay down for a while because I'm already fucking tired and I know my fucking Viagra and Cialis is going to be wearing off soon and there's no way I'm going to be able to fuck his bitch without it LOL period and by the time I really didn't even want to fuck her but I kind of felt obligated since I did drive all the way there and I didn't want to waste the Viagra. Been laying in this fucking bitches bed she wants to hang out and shit and I go for the pants would she still fucking head on pants for whatever fucking reason and then she tries to act like know we probably shouldn't do this and she's not like that and whatever but she's giggling the whole time too. I'm thinking bitch what the fuck did you invite me over here for then and it drug a fucking hour up here is it chill for an hour until the sun came up and drive all the way back home. Anyways fucker and holy fuck the girls pussy was fucking tight hell lol.. probably from not being fucking used more than once or twice a year I would assume. She says just don't come inside me blah blah blah she's not on the pill whatever so I'll try to get it over with as quick as possible and bust a nut in like 5 minutes inside her and she kind of freaked out a little bit like only going to blah blah blah I'm going to get pregnant blah blah blah but she's kind of giggling and laughing the whole time too. Five bucks says she was hoping she would get pregnant and trap my fucking dumbass. Little did she knowi was on at least a gram of test lol. So I lay down and she wants to fucking cuddle and I act like a fucking falling asleep dozing off just waiting until I could get up and leave and go home. Probably late there for maybe five minutes and I got up and said I'm dozing off I still gotta drive and our home I don't want to fall asleep on the road for some bullshit and I bounced. Best part on that hole experience was seeing the fucking sunrise at a stoplight when I'm driving home LOL... stopped at Jack In The Box down the road from my house before getting home and fell asleep in the drive thru at the window with the guy waiting to take my money. Dude gave me a free cup of coffee. The broad fucking texted me like a dozen times afterwards asking if i liked it and if i enjoyed myself. Cringed everytime i saw the texts and only replied a couple times and lied and said yeah. Damn that girl was big. Surprised the fuck outta me
Don't use voice brah, no paragraphs
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Now I gotta reread it and see what actually showed up
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Was that English?
Lol I just read it myself. Had a goog chuckle
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Lol I just read it myself. Had a goog chuckle
I just read the edited version, not bad
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Lol I didn't really edit it.. I just put the disclaimer after seeing a couple things that made no sense.
Something about "Mitch"? Lol
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*edit.. used voice text to type this shit out and just noticed a whole boatload of fucking typos and shit. Too lazy to correct them so whatever
Another time was coming home from a gfs house at 2am on a sunday night when i got a msg from some chic in yucca valley. Had been texting off and on with her for like 3yrs but never got around to sleeping with her. In her pictures she was pretty dark hair dark eyes short and always showed like 3 4 inches of cleavage. Far as I know if she'd been single for that entire time as well and she was a good girl and what not. So at 2 a.m. I'm on the freeway heading home and she asked if I want to come over and hang out and I made sure she meant that night so I told her it'd be another 45 minutes or so until I got home and then it'd be another 45-minute drive back to her place so I probably wouldn't get there till about 3:30 in the morning... So im pretty sure she wants sex. What kind of girl in what should do over at 2 or 3 a.m. to hang out? Anyways I get home take some Viagra and Cialis cuz im already fucking tired and already had sex probably twice that day. Anyways I head up to her place and get up around there about 3:30 or 4 o'clock in the morning because my GPS sent me on some back roads that weren't even paved.. finally pull up to her house and text her let her know I'm there she opens the door before I get out of my car and sticks her head out the door... not even her whole body. Let me backtrack a little bit... She tells me Mitch's chubby and I tell her I don't mind chubby girls or whatever she says she has a little bit of a muffin top I told her like I said I don't care I don't mind chubby girls period so I'm expecting a short girl light skin Latino about five foot 2 kind of chubby and busty... well when I get to the fucking door this bitch didn't have a fucking muffin top This Bitch headlight oh you waste that was like one of those inner tubes you sit on and a water park LOL. I didn't say anything and I didn't want to be rude but I could barely get my arms around her to give her a hug. Anyways we sit on the couch for a while maybe 30 minutes or 45 minutes and she gets me all water period usually want to go to a girl's house that late at night we sit and chill for maybe 10 15 20 minutes or something and they get to business but this shit was taking extra fucking long 45 minutes or an hour or something she keeps asking me if I like what I see and if I'm disappointed or not. I kept having to lie and say yes and no I'm not disappointed. God dammit. Like this pitch nose the pictures she posted or the pictures she took from overhead with the camera angle down making her boobs look big and making her look in a normal sized we're fucking full sever tizing. Long story short we go back to the bedroom and chill and lay down for a while because I'm already fucking tired and I know my fucking Viagra and Cialis is going to be wearing off soon and there's no way I'm going to be able to fuck his bitch without it LOL period and by the time I really didn't even want to fuck her but I kind of felt obligated since I did drive all the way there and I didn't want to waste the Viagra. Been laying in this fucking bitches bed she wants to hang out and shit and I go for the pants would she still fucking head on pants for whatever fucking reason and then she tries to act like know we probably shouldn't do this and she's not like that and whatever but she's giggling the whole time too. I'm thinking bitch what the fuck did you invite me over here for then and it drug a fucking hour up here is it chill for an hour until the sun came up and drive all the way back home. Anyways fucker and holy fuck the girls pussy was fucking tight hell lol.. probably from not being fucking used more than once or twice a year I would assume. She says just don't come inside me blah blah blah she's not on the pill whatever so I'll try to get it over with as quick as possible and bust a nut in like 5 minutes inside her and she kind of freaked out a little bit like only going to blah blah blah I'm going to get pregnant blah blah blah but she's kind of giggling and laughing the whole time too. Five bucks says she was hoping she would get pregnant and trap my fucking dumbass. Little did she knowi was on at least a gram of test lol. So I lay down and she wants to fucking cuddle and I act like a fucking falling asleep dozing off just waiting until I could get up and leave and go home. Probably late there for maybe five minutes and I got up and said I'm dozing off I still gotta drive and our home I don't want to fall asleep on the road for some bullshit and I bounced. Best part on that hole experience was seeing the fucking sunrise at a stoplight when I'm driving home LOL... stopped at Jack In The Box down the road from my house before getting home and fell asleep in the drive thru at the window with the guy waiting to take my money. Dude gave me a free cup of coffee. The broad fucking texted me like a dozen times afterwards asking if i liked it and if i enjoyed myself. Cringed everytime i saw the texts and only replied a couple times and lied and said yeah. Damn that girl was big. Surprised the fuck outta me
Jesus Christ you are so full of shit....
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Jesus Christ you are so full of shit....
And your "father"'s a cuck & your mommies 10th grade Spanish teacher Pete is your real daddy. Lucky for you Pepe he's into obese white trash with eyebrows drawn on with a Sharpie marker & do it yourself haircuts, & your other Daddy has a fetish for watching your mommy get pounded Guatemalan midgets in porta-potties at random construction sites.
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I think I fucking quit this internet dating soon...I mean if u can approach an ok looking girls IRL lets say 7 8 she will look like like a fucking hot 10 with right angels light filter on a dating app. That being said, only date fucking girls who look like 10s on dating apps bcz in real life they are like 3-4 grades below their pictures...
If u see a 8-10 girl IRL she is equal to a fucking famous instagramstar or even better looking...imagine that girl doing the right poses in the right light with right camera angels she will be a fucking 10+
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the twinks will get that dime pussy because theyre willing to put in rediculous effort on a daily bases
most of us here are to alpha and lack patience and wont put in the work these little twink boys do
by work i mean endless bullshit pampering them talking to them being super sweet and cuddling without trying to fuck them
Thats another dilemma...being willing to fucking talk shit, playing the game...creating an illusion that we care, or something...but if she is a fucking hot 10 with sweet pussa tight ass slim waist pointy nipples and in her 20 res I would probably be willing to do it...
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Lol I didn't really edit it.. I just put the disclaimer after seeing a couple things that made no sense.
Something about "Mitch"? Lol
nah the edit the other dude did
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And your "father"'s a cuck & your mommies 10th grade Spanish teacher Pete is your real daddy. Lucky for you Pepe he's into obese white trash with eyebrows drawn on with a Sharpie marker & do it yourself haircuts, & your other Daddy has a fetish for watching your mommy get pounded Guatemalan midgets in porta-potties at random construction sites.
Retarded.
Still living in your fat girlfriend's shitty $400/month apartment in Indio, CA and posting bullshit all day on Getbig.
Full of shit and retarded
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Retarded.
Still living in your fat girlfriend's shitty $400/month apartment in Indio, CA and posting bullshit all day on Getbig.
Full of shit and retarded
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Retarded.
Still living in your fat girlfriend's shitty $400/month apartment in Indio, CA and posting bullshit all day on Getbig.
Full of shit and retarded
If you can find a place in indio for 400 a month ill move. Really don't know what acne scarred face peeling on about Indio for. Indio isnt so bad. If your dumbass wanted to "insult me", youd say i lived in desert hot springs or coachella, but i guess those cities didnt pop up when u googled "plam desert". Plenty of people here have my facebook and can see where i live and see i dont live with a gf. And havent had a "gf" for the past few months. Longest ive been single since 2011... So nobody except you and getbigs resident cuck Bethere/Jeffrey and maybenTheScott since you all share the same IQ thinknyour little played out "indio" routine is funny/clever. It's1am in chicago, did your mom let you stay up late tonight? Shouldnt you be putting on your acne cream and retainer and be getting to bed soon? Dont wanna be late for work at JiffyLube tomorrow pizzaface.
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If you can find a place in indio for 400 a month ill move. Really don't know what acne scarred face peeling on about Indio for. Indio isnt so bad. If your dumbass wanted to "insult me", youd say i lived in desert hot springs or coachella, but i guess those cities didnt pop up when u googled "plam desert". Plenty of people here have my facebook and can see where i live and see i dont live with a gf. And havent had a "gf" for the past few months. Longest ive been single since 2011... So nobody except you and getbigs resident cuck Bethere/Jeffrey and maybenTheScott since you all share the same IQ thinknyour little played out "indio" routine is funny/clever. It's1am in chicago, did your mom let you stay up late tonight? Shouldnt you be putting on your acne cream and retainer and be getting to bed soon? Dont wanna be late for work at JiffyLube tomorrow pizzaface.
you definitely don't live in Indio, I have just looked at the cheapest apartment ($570) and its kitchen was a million miles better than that hovel you live in.
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Lol I just read it myself. Had a goog chuckle
Enjoying your own bullshit, ye? Special kind of pathological liar.
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esfitness' kitchen? looks like shit
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I enjoy the fishy scent.
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esfitness' kitchen? looks like shit
Even Sev had a better kitchen than that
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if we, good looking guys continue fucking ugly girls they will never get motivation to get fucking fit and looking great...this behaviour need an END! We need to unite and fucking end this shit!
An UGLY girl gets 100 replies and 50 dick pics ,daily in just one dating site app........
Just give up dude
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH
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I think I fucking quit this internet dating soon...I mean if u can approach an ok looking girls IRL lets say 7 8 she will look like like a fucking hot 10 with right angels light filter on a dating app. That being said, only date fucking girls who look like 10s on dating apps bcz in real life they are like 3-4 grades below their pictures...
If u see a 8-10 girl IRL she is equal to a fucking famous instagramstar or even better looking...imagine that girl doing the right poses in the right light with right camera angels she will be a fucking 10+
The online dating scene are all psychos. Women with fragile mental egos. All nut jobs. Fuck them
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The online dating scene are all psychos. Women with fragile mental egos. All nut jobs. Fuck them
This. However, even off line women in their 30s who are single are fucked in some way
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This. However, even off line women in their 30s who are single are fucked in some way
I'm starting to realize that the girls with the healthiest mentalities are the average looking chicks. They just seem to accept life as it is. The hotter the chick, the more fragile their egos. We as dudes get intimidated when we see these girls but they are just craving attention. Instead of coming in all rapid fire telling them how hot they are, break their ego down, then build it back up and they'll be all over you.
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It happened once again. Me almost near a 9 having sex with a a lot ner a 4 girl...wtf. Its fucking unfair, all shitty lazy ladies getting all these good looking men. I have seen it before wit other great looking guys to!
Its a fucking shame! How often do we se bad looking guys hanging around with top girls?
Yes! Exactly.
I myself am a strong 9. We attractive men should have discipline and just whack off instead of lowering ourselves and fucking these unattractive women.
We must hold our standards, only then will fat ugly girls get on a treadmill.
Self-described 9s of peace. ::)
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It happened once again. Me almost near a 9 having sex with a a lot ner a 4 girl...wtf. Its fucking unfair, all shitty lazy ladies getting all these good looking men. I have seen it before wit other great looking guys to!
Its a fucking shame! How often do we se bad looking guys hanging around with top girls?
Was there booze involved?
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*edit.. used voice text to type this shit out and just noticed a whole boatload of fucking typos and shit. Too lazy to correct them so whatever
Another time was coming home from a gfs house at 2am on a sunday night when i got a msg from some chic in yucca valley. Had been texting off and on with her for like 3yrs but never got around to sleeping with her. In her pictures she was pretty dark hair dark eyes short and always showed like 3 4 inches of cleavage. Far as I know if she'd been single for that entire time as well and she was a good girl and what not. So at 2 a.m. I'm on the freeway heading home and she asked if I want to come over and hang out and I made sure she meant that night so I told her it'd be another 45 minutes or so until I got home and then it'd be another 45-minute drive back to her place so I probably wouldn't get there till about 3:30 in the morning... So im pretty sure she wants sex. What kind of girl in what should do over at 2 or 3 a.m. to hang out? Anyways I get home take some Viagra and Cialis cuz im already fucking tired and already had sex probably twice that day. Anyways I head up to her place and get up around there about 3:30 or 4 o'clock in the morning because my GPS sent me on some back roads that weren't even paved.. finally pull up to her house and text her let her know I'm there she opens the door before I get out of my car and sticks her head out the door... not even her whole body. Let me backtrack a little bit... She tells me Mitch's chubby and I tell her I don't mind chubby girls or whatever she says she has a little bit of a muffin top I told her like I said I don't care I don't mind chubby girls period so I'm expecting a short girl light skin Latino about five foot 2 kind of chubby and busty... well when I get to the fucking door this bitch didn't have a fucking muffin top This Bitch headlight oh you waste that was like one of those inner tubes you sit on and a water park LOL. I didn't say anything and I didn't want to be rude but I could barely get my arms around her to give her a hug. Anyways we sit on the couch for a while maybe 30 minutes or 45 minutes and she gets me all water period usually want to go to a girl's house that late at night we sit and chill for maybe 10 15 20 minutes or something and they get to business but this shit was taking extra fucking long 45 minutes or an hour or something she keeps asking me if I like what I see and if I'm disappointed or not. I kept having to lie and say yes and no I'm not disappointed. God dammit. Like this pitch nose the pictures she posted or the pictures she took from overhead with the camera angle down making her boobs look big and making her look in a normal sized we're fucking full sever tizing. Long story short we go back to the bedroom and chill and lay down for a while because I'm already fucking tired and I know my fucking Viagra and Cialis is going to be wearing off soon and there's no way I'm going to be able to fuck his bitch without it LOL period and by the time I really didn't even want to fuck her but I kind of felt obligated since I did drive all the way there and I didn't want to waste the Viagra. Been laying in this fucking bitches bed she wants to hang out and shit and I go for the pants would she still fucking head on pants for whatever fucking reason and then she tries to act like know we probably shouldn't do this and she's not like that and whatever but she's giggling the whole time too. I'm thinking bitch what the fuck did you invite me over here for then and it drug a fucking hour up here is it chill for an hour until the sun came up and drive all the way back home. Anyways fucker and holy fuck the girls pussy was fucking tight hell lol.. probably from not being fucking used more than once or twice a year I would assume. She says just don't come inside me blah blah blah she's not on the pill whatever so I'll try to get it over with as quick as possible and bust a nut in like 5 minutes inside her and she kind of freaked out a little bit like only going to blah blah blah I'm going to get pregnant blah blah blah but she's kind of giggling and laughing the whole time too. Five bucks says she was hoping she would get pregnant and trap my fucking dumbass. Little did she knowi was on at least a gram of test lol. So I lay down and she wants to fucking cuddle and I act like a fucking falling asleep dozing off just waiting until I could get up and leave and go home. Probably late there for maybe five minutes and I got up and said I'm dozing off I still gotta drive and our home I don't want to fall asleep on the road for some bullshit and I bounced. Best part on that hole experience was seeing the fucking sunrise at a stoplight when I'm driving home LOL... stopped at Jack In The Box down the road from my house before getting home and fell asleep in the drive thru at the window with the guy waiting to take my money. Dude gave me a free cup of coffee. The broad fucking texted me like a dozen times afterwards asking if i liked it and if i enjoyed myself. Cringed everytime i saw the texts and only replied a couple times and lied and said yeah. Damn that girl was big. Surprised the fuck outta me
That made me dizzy just looking at it, let alone reading it.
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That made me dizzy just looking at it, let alone reading it.
Read it?
You didnt did you?
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Read it?
You didnt did you?
No point reading it. All of his posts are the same. Something about prison, fucking chicks out of charity and taking a lot of drugs.
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Read it?
You didnt did you?
No, it made me dizzy. Gonna try again.
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Just got through it. Gave me memories of a girl I slept with who had the tightest pussy ever. Wasn't ugly about a 7 with a great body and an amazing ass.
Only got to fuck her once. Wanted to hit it again, because I didn't last long. Unfortunately never got to.
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While on Tren I look at every disgusting bitch and want to fuck them. I go home, jerk off, see those same whores again and think, WTF! ugly disgusting whores
The healing power of CarlCoxication!
You can insert just about any kind of woman in that first sentence. And the 2nd one is still true!
On or off the Tren 👍
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If you can find a place in indio for 400 a month ill move. Really don't know what acne scarred face peeling on about Indio for. Indio isnt so bad. If your dumbass wanted to "insult me", youd say i lived in desert hot springs or coachella, but i guess those cities didnt pop up when u googled "plam desert". Plenty of people here have my facebook and can see where i live and see i dont live with a gf. And havent had a "gf" for the past few months. Longest ive been single since 2011... So nobody except you and getbigs resident cuck Bethere/Jeffrey and maybenTheScott since you all share the same IQ thinknyour little played out "indio" routine is funny/clever. It's1am in chicago, did your mom let you stay up late tonight? Shouldnt you be putting on your acne cream and retainer and be getting to bed soon? Dont wanna be late for work at JiffyLube tomorrow pizzaface.
Fucking trailer park dwelling desert methhead thinking he's moved up in the world because he lives with a squaw in Indio in a 700 SF apartment that runs $400 a month plus utilities.
Then to top it off, he has a Facebook page like a 14 year old skinny jean phaggot.
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Anything goes with ugly chicks and they know it.
Sounds like you fellas are putting the pussy on a pedestal.
Treat the 9 just like the so so "ugly chick" and they will do anything too, from my experience. They don't know what to think when you act like they kinda don't exist and don't really give a fuck,
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Fucking trailer park dwelling desert methhead thinking he's moved up in the world because he lives with a squaw in Indio in a 700 SF apartment that runs $400 a month plus utilities.
Then to top it off, he has a Facebook page like a 14 year old skinny jean phaggot.
Uh, even the trailor parks out here are nicer than than the shithole projects you have in the midwest.
And my place is a bit over 900 sq ft. Like i said, if you can find a place for 400, let me know. The 92211 zip code doesnt matter that much to me.
And you said you didnt have facebook. Why lie? And what about it looks like a 14yr ds? And how do younknowbwhat a 14yr olds facebook looks like? Using your gfs as a reference?
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Uh, even the trailor parks out here are nicer than than the shithole projects you have in the midwest.
And my place is a bit over 900 sq ft. Like i said, if you can find a place for 400, let me know. The 92211 zip code doesnt matter that much to me.
And you said you didnt have facebook. Why lie? And what about it looks like a 14yr ds? And how do younknowbwhat a 14yr olds facebook looks like? Using your gfs as a reference?
Put the pipe down addict, you're smoking yourself stupid
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Put the pipe down addict, you're smoking yourself stupid
I think everybody here knows I prefer to inject my drugs. whether it's testosterone now or heroin a couple years ago. I'm good with my money and smoking anything is a waste. If i was addicted to nicotine I wouldn't even smoke cigarettes. Id probably just inject it if i still had veins.
Anybody here also knows I enjoy sleep and rest and don't even use to work out sore caffeine anymore so why would I ever use meth? You fucking moron. You being from the Midwest are probably pretty familiar with meth, sorry to break it to you but not everybody enjoys the same shit you do.
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I think everybody here knows I prefer to inject my drugs. whether it's testosterone now or heroin a couple years ago. I'm good with my money and smoking anything is a waste. If i was addicted to nicotine I wouldn't even smoke cigarettes. Id probably just inject it if i still had veins.
Anybody here also knows I enjoy sleep and rest and don't even use to work out sore caffeine anymore so why would I ever use meth? You fucking moron. You being from the Midwest are probably pretty familiar with meth, sorry to break it to you but not everybody enjoys the same shit you do.
how old are you
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Self-described 9s of peace. ::)
I myself must also join this self described 9/10 crew.
8)
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Step 1: Hi, my name is phreak and I pork fatties.
This will lose me any respect on here that I ever had, if any, but I am the awesome-looking guy who fucks anything over a 4. Won't say I'm the source of all of our societal woes, but doing my best, volume-wise. :D Fucked a fatty yesterday, bitch must have been 5'10 and at least 250. Her deep throating skills left a lot to be desired, but it's self-affirming when they look at you after you dumped your seed in them, and they have that dreamy, infatuated look in their eyes. "That was the best sex I've ever had!" Yeah, of course it was. Lose 100 Lbs and you could be getting this regularly.
Actually I quite enjoy the desperation afterwards, when they try to get into bed with me again. No Clarabelle, you get one shot and now you have to live with the knowledge that you'll never have great sex again. ;D
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I think everybody here knows I prefer to inject my drugs. whether it's testosterone now or heroin a couple years ago. I'm good with my money and smoking anything is a waste. If i was addicted to nicotine I wouldn't even smoke cigarettes. Id probably just inject it if i still had veins.
Anybody here also knows I enjoy sleep and rest and don't even use to work out sore caffeine anymore so why would I ever use meth? You fucking moron. You being from the Midwest are probably pretty familiar with meth, sorry to break it to you but not everybody enjoys the same shit you do.
I thought you were an insomniac?
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Put the pipe down addict, you're smoking yourself stupid
Why are you even posting in this thread? It's called having sex with ugly female. Pretty obvious that you don't have sex with any women.
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While on Tren I look at every disgusting bitch and want to fuck them. I go home, jerk off, see those same whores again and think, WTF! ugly disgusting whores
Is this really true?
Does it happen every time you use tren or just the first cycle?
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Why are you even posting in this thread? It's called having sex with ugly female. Pretty obvious that you don't have sex with any women.
Just post under your Straw Manboylover account cock lollipopper, it is gay enough for both of you gimmicks
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Just post under your Straw Manboylover account cock lollipopper, it is gay enough for both of you gimmicks
Seriously, you aren't fooling anyone queer. It's obvious that you crave the cock, fag0t.
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i need glasses because I read the title of this thread as "Having sex with ugly RUDE kids"
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Seriously, you aren't fooling anyone queer. It's obvious that you crave the cock, fag0t.
Skeeter = Straw Manboylover
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I thought you were an insomniac?
I am. Which is why i enjoy sleep. Why would i use something to make insomnia worse?
Dont bother answering.
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I am. Which is why i enjoy sleep. Why would i use something to make insomnia worse?
Dont bother answering.
I think you finally did what no man has ever done before.
You beat Be There in this e-argument.
You Sir are a BOSS.
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Is this really true?
Does it happen every time you use tren or just the first cycle?
Everytime. I am a walking sex maniac. Just want to fuck everything
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I think you finally did what no man has ever done before.
You beat Be There in this e-argument.
You Sir are a BOSS.
You seem to know a lot.
And no the c unt didn't.
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I am. Which is why i enjoy sleep. Why would i use something to make insomnia worse?
Dont bother answering.
Your insomnia stems from your fear of getting caught out in a lie, I bet you have been awake for 10 years....
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You seem to know a lot.
And no the c unt didn't.
Yeah I know a lot. I browsed getbig when the first plane flew in to the twin towers. True story.
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You seem to know a lot.
And no the c unt didn't.
You dont have to stick up to Be There. He can fend for himself.
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Yeah I know a lot. I browsed getbig when the first plane flew in to the twin towers. True story.
Shame you weren't inside. True story.
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Shame you weren't driving the plane. False Story.
Getbig is Fishy Scent-Media
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It happened once again. Me almost near a 9 having sex with a a lot ner a 4 girl...wtf. Its fucking unfair, all shitty lazy ladies getting all these good looking men. I have seen it before wit other great looking guys to!
Its a fucking shame! How often do we se bad looking guys hanging around with top girls?
Translation : I'm jealous that the girls at the club went home with the hottest hunky guys. :P
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Translation : I'm jealous that the girls at the club went home with the hottest hunky guys. :P
Translation: He's no fucking 9.
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Translation: He's no fucking 9.
Compared to Jason Genova and Lenny at the same club ;)
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I'd bury my nose in her crack deep enough to inspect her anus for hemorrhoids
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*edit.. used voice text to type this shit out and just noticed a whole boatload of fucking typos and shit. Too lazy to correct them so whatever
Another time was coming home from a gfs house at 2am on a sunday night when i got a msg from some chic in yucca valley. Had been texting off and on with her for like 3yrs but never got around to sleeping with her. In her pictures she was pretty dark hair dark eyes short and always showed like 3 4 inches of cleavage. Far as I know if she'd been single for that entire time as well and she was a good girl and what not. So at 2 a.m. I'm on the freeway heading home and she asked if I want to come over and hang out and I made sure she meant that night so I told her it'd be another 45 minutes or so until I got home and then it'd be another 45-minute drive back to her place so I probably wouldn't get there till about 3:30 in the morning... So im pretty sure she wants sex. What kind of girl in what should do over at 2 or 3 a.m. to hang out? Anyways I get home take some Viagra and Cialis cuz im already fucking tired and already had sex probably twice that day. Anyways I head up to her place and get up around there about 3:30 or 4 o'clock in the morning because my GPS sent me on some back roads that weren't even paved.. finally pull up to her house and text her let her know I'm there she opens the door before I get out of my car and sticks her head out the door... not even her whole body. Let me backtrack a little bit... She tells me Mitch's chubby and I tell her I don't mind chubby girls or whatever she says she has a little bit of a muffin top I told her like I said I don't care I don't mind chubby girls period so I'm expecting a short girl light skin Latino about five foot 2 kind of chubby and busty... well when I get to the fucking door this bitch didn't have a fucking muffin top This Bitch headlight oh you waste that was like one of those inner tubes you sit on and a water park LOL. I didn't say anything and I didn't want to be rude but I could barely get my arms around her to give her a hug. Anyways we sit on the couch for a while maybe 30 minutes or 45 minutes and she gets me all water period usually want to go to a girl's house that late at night we sit and chill for maybe 10 15 20 minutes or something and they get to business but this shit was taking extra fucking long 45 minutes or an hour or something she keeps asking me if I like what I see and if I'm disappointed or not. I kept having to lie and say yes and no I'm not disappointed. God dammit. Like this pitch nose the pictures she posted or the pictures she took from overhead with the camera angle down making her boobs look big and making her look in a normal sized we're fucking full sever tizing. Long story short we go back to the bedroom and chill and lay down for a while because I'm already fucking tired and I know my fucking Viagra and Cialis is going to be wearing off soon and there's no way I'm going to be able to fuck his bitch without it LOL period and by the time I really didn't even want to fuck her but I kind of felt obligated since I did drive all the way there and I didn't want to waste the Viagra. Been laying in this fucking bitches bed she wants to hang out and shit and I go for the pants would she still fucking head on pants for whatever fucking reason and then she tries to act like know we probably shouldn't do this and she's not like that and whatever but she's giggling the whole time too. I'm thinking bitch what the fuck did you invite me over here for then and it drug a fucking hour up here is it chill for an hour until the sun came up and drive all the way back home. Anyways fucker and holy fuck the girls pussy was fucking tight hell lol.. probably from not being fucking used more than once or twice a year I would assume. She says just don't come inside me blah blah blah she's not on the pill whatever so I'll try to get it over with as quick as possible and bust a nut in like 5 minutes inside her and she kind of freaked out a little bit like only going to blah blah blah I'm going to get pregnant blah blah blah but she's kind of giggling and laughing the whole time too. Five bucks says she was hoping she would get pregnant and trap my fucking dumbass. Little did she knowi was on at least a gram of test lol. So I lay down and she wants to fucking cuddle and I act like a fucking falling asleep dozing off just waiting until I could get up and leave and go home. Probably late there for maybe five minutes and I got up and said I'm dozing off I still gotta drive and our home I don't want to fall asleep on the road for some bullshit and I bounced. Best part on that hole experience was seeing the fucking sunrise at a stoplight when I'm driving home LOL... stopped at Jack In The Box down the road from my house before getting home and fell asleep in the drive thru at the window with the guy waiting to take my money. Dude gave me a free cup of coffee. The broad fucking texted me like a dozen times afterwards asking if i liked it and if i enjoyed myself. Cringed everytime i saw the texts and only replied a couple times and lied and said yeah. Damn that girl was big. Surprised the fuck outta me
Unbelievable.
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I could pound that ass will all my chi.
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I'd take her into the store, watch her try on several pairs of florsheims, and have her repeat 'con sarnit, my bacon's achin' today!' while I wholloped her ass with a cast iron skillet.
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Unbelievable.
Unbelievable cat I was chatting off and on for a few years who I thought was somewhat pretty and big boobs and a little chubby? And when I finally got around sleeping with her and meet her she was way fucking bigger than I thought because all of her pictures were taken from holding the camera overhead?
* by the way I forgot to mention let her fucking big boobs at least what I thought we're big boobs because of the cleavage she showed in the pictures or actually like motherfucking pancakes
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I'd be lucky if the tip of my cock could penetrate her pie hole once it's past all that meaty gluteness
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Name?
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Shame you weren't inside. True story.
:D
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Shame you weren't driving the plane. False Story.
Getbig is Fishy Scent-Media
You dont "drive" a plane you scandinavian bitch ;D
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Name?
Just a random corn silo
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You dont "drive" a plane you scandinavian bitch ;D
Translation: He's no fucking 9.
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Anything goes with ugly chicks and they know it.
Sounds like you fellas are putting the pussy on a pedestal.
X2.
I used to demoralize softies. Ass to mouth to vag to ass etc.
No real morals.