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Title: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: Thong Maniac on June 11, 2017, 08:35:01 AM
if you had to get in shape super quick, how would you do it? sub 1600 cals for a couple weeks? running some test to hold onto muscle and some heavy adex use with some bronkaid here n there

Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: dj181 on June 11, 2017, 08:48:53 AM
1600 is too much more like 800-1000 nearly all protein
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: ratherbebig on June 11, 2017, 10:05:46 AM
getbiggers stay beach ready year round
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: TheOne on June 11, 2017, 10:30:27 AM
Throw in some DNP and you'll be the leanest corpse, I mean person on the beach.
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: oldtimer1 on June 11, 2017, 06:14:56 PM
I was on the beach today. It's not to hard to be the best built guy on the beach. I was today and I'm an old man.
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: Rudee on June 11, 2017, 06:19:42 PM
Fish and green veggies.
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: Chubz on June 11, 2017, 06:41:36 PM
DNP,CLEN EOD,EPHEDRINE EOD,T3/T4,GH

YOUR WELCOME
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: cephissus on June 11, 2017, 07:14:23 PM
It would be better to divorce your wife and change careers, I think.

Find something worth working for, let the lifting and such fall into the background, and you'll feel more comfortable on the beach than the gym could ever make you.
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: Thong Maniac on June 12, 2017, 04:12:57 AM
It would be better to divorce your wife and change careers, I think.

Find something worth working for, let the lifting and such fall into the background, and you'll feel more comfortable on the beach than the gym could ever make you.

wtf?
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: Thong Maniac on June 12, 2017, 04:14:14 AM
1600 is too much more like 800-1000 nearly all protein

why would it matter if those 800-1000 came from chicken or came from potato? its all 800-1000 cals so wouldnt weight loss be the same?
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on June 12, 2017, 04:18:01 AM
DNP,CLEN EOD,EPHEDRINE EOD,T3/T4,GH

YOUR WELCOME
::)

if youre running DNP, you dont need clen, ephedrine, t3/t4, or even gh for that matter

But probably safer to run all of the above together versus just taking DNP
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: Thong Maniac on June 12, 2017, 04:21:28 AM
::)

if youre running DNP, you dont need clen, ephedrine, t3/t4, or even gh for that matter

But probably safer to run all of the above together versus just taking DNP

it doesnt matter as i dont have access to any of this other than ephedrine, so my post is totally diet related other than my super trt use
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: dj181 on June 12, 2017, 04:41:24 AM
why would it matter if those 800-1000 came from chicken or came from potato? its all 800-1000 cals so wouldnt weight loss be the same?

it should be the same coz Iit's all based upon calories, but.... you'd most likely lose more muscle and less fat with the potatoes coz you actually need more protein in a calorie deficit

I did this diet of 800 calories for 2 weeks of nearly all protein and I lost 8 pounds of fat and only 1 pound of muscle, but it was PURE FUCKING HELL, and I was hallucinating by 3 days into it lol
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: dseiler on June 12, 2017, 05:14:48 AM
PSMF - Lyle Mcdonald
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: cephissus on June 12, 2017, 07:33:27 PM
wtf?

I'm completely serious.
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: io on June 12, 2017, 09:37:49 PM
I think maybe my worst nightmare would be getting gyno surgery, pinning gear year-round, and then still not wanting to take my shirt off in public.
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: kreator on June 12, 2017, 11:57:18 PM
it should be the same coz Iit's all based upon calories, but.... you'd most likely lose more muscle and less fat with the potatoes coz you actually need more protein in a calorie deficit

I did this diet of 800 calories for 2 weeks of nearly all protein and I lost 8 pounds of fat and only 1 pound of muscle, but it was PURE FUCKING HELL, and I was hallucinating by 3 days into it lol

you've never read anything scientific regarding nutrition, right?
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: ratherbebig on June 13, 2017, 02:45:43 AM
12 days
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: dj181 on June 13, 2017, 02:56:20 AM
you've never read anything scientific regarding nutrition, right?

wrong, I'ma very well read guy

according to those scientific studies you need 1-1.4 grams per pound of muscle while on a calorie deficit diet

so therefore,  if you want to lose.weight as fast as humanly possible while losing minimal muscle your ccalorie intake should be almost all protien
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: Conker on June 13, 2017, 03:02:01 AM
you not getting "beach ready" in less than 2 weeks unless you were already very close to it anyway
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: bigmc on June 13, 2017, 03:15:01 AM
it should be the same coz Iit's all based upon calories, but.... you'd most likely lose more muscle and less fat with the potatoes coz you actually need more protein in a calorie deficit

I did this diet of 800 calories for 2 weeks of nearly all protein and I lost 8 pounds of fat and only 1 pound of muscle, but it was PURE FUCKING HELL, and I was hallucinating by 3 days into it lol

you claimed you were going to post updated pics?
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: ratherbebig on June 13, 2017, 03:15:14 AM
bodybuilding is all about discipline, setting goals etc.
phil heath wins olympia he starts planning and working for the next one

this get in shape in 2 weeks is for 16 year olds who bought into the magazine cover of "get beach ready in 2 weeks!!"

Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: dj181 on June 13, 2017, 03:41:30 AM
you claimed you were going to post updated pics?

yep, sure did

but my gym bud who took the shots prior is now training at morn,  while I train in the afternoons and evenings so I aint got no one to take the shots

I'm up 13 pounds since last shot 3 and a half weeks ago
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 13, 2017, 03:41:51 AM
you not getting "beach ready" in less than 2 weeks unless you were already very close to it anyway
definition of beach ready varies quite a lot.
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 13, 2017, 03:42:42 AM
yep, sure did

but my gym bud who took the shots prior is now training at morn,  while I train in the afternoons and evenings so I aint got no one to take the shots

I'm up 13 pounds since last shot 3 and a half weeks ago

anyone gaining 13 lbs in three weeks is just gaining shit and water
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: bigmc on June 13, 2017, 03:57:43 AM
yep, sure did

but my gym bud who took the shots prior is now training at morn,  while I train in the afternoons and evenings so I aint got no one to take the shots

I'm up 13 pounds since last shot 3 and a half weeks ago

you know your phone has a camera built in
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: falco on June 13, 2017, 03:58:29 AM
(https://greatist.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_main/public/Woman%20smiling%20in%20bikini%20on%20the%20beach.jpg?itok=yK4mFADJ)
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: dj181 on June 13, 2017, 04:42:00 AM
anyone gaining 13 lbs in three weeks is just gaining shit and water

maybe but I am noticeably wider

p.s. go to Arthur Jones exercise.com and there's an article he wrote were he put a full inch on each arm in only 2 weeks doing negative only training. ... 1 FULL INCH ON EACH ARM IN 14 FUCKING DAYS  8)

you know your phone has a camera built in

yep sure does

but it's kinda hard to take  a back shot with both arms hanging down at my sides all by my lonesome
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: bigmc on June 13, 2017, 04:56:48 AM
maybe but I am noticeably wider

p.s. go to Arthur Jones exercise.com and there's an article he wrote were he put a full inch on each arm in only 2 weeks doing negative only training. ... 1 FULL INCH ON EACH ARM IN 14 FUCKING DAYS  8)

yep sure does

but it's kinda hard to take  a back shot with both arms hanging down at my sides all by my lonesome

what about the guy you used to pay to take shots of you in your bathroom


cause the lighting was so good
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: dj181 on June 13, 2017, 05:30:50 AM
what about the guy you used to pay to take shots of you in your bathroom


cause the lighting was so good

we had a falling out

wouldn't do something for.me that I wanted him to do so I cut contact with him

much like I did with a Scottish bud of mine, dude did me some favours without me asking but once I asked him for a favour and he refused so I cut contact with him as well
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: CalvinH on June 13, 2017, 06:34:25 AM
if you had to get in shape super quick, how would you do it? sub 1600 cals for a couple weeks? running some test to hold onto muscle and some heavy adex use with some bronkaid here n there




Start a month ago.
Title: Re: beach ready in sub 2 weeks?
Post by: heenok on June 13, 2017, 07:05:48 AM
You have to be already somewhat in shape to see any kinds of changes from a 2 weeks diet.
If you arent you will flatten out your muscle while not losing any noticable amount of fat.
Btw if you train seriously and follow a decent diet you will look better than 90% of the people on the beach, 99% if you use gear. So who cares.