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Title: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Fortress on June 11, 2017, 09:35:21 PM
So Charlize Theron is starring in some flick in which once again a skinny-fat broad is kicking every man's ass.

So retarded.

Mighty Joe (Young) should have pounded her into dust when he had the chance.

John Wick would fuck her silly then pump 50 bullets into her.
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Post by: Nether Animal on June 11, 2017, 09:42:05 PM
She was hot in Monster.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: cephissus on June 11, 2017, 09:49:27 PM
For once, I agree.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Fortress on June 11, 2017, 11:10:12 PM
She's pretty but is not aging well at all. And her body sucks.

In the trailers, you can see they're stealing John Wick's use-a-gun-as-a-martial-arts-type-weapon theme, too.

In real life, a broad would posture up to badass/thug number one and instantly be spitting out her teeth and pulling up her pants. Crying.

Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: ratherbebig on June 12, 2017, 01:02:10 AM
maybe a movie based on a comic isnt supposed to be taken seriously?

for more realistic movies i recommend blade 2 where wesley snipes kills 77 people in total.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: pellius on June 12, 2017, 02:07:53 AM
She's pretty but is not aging well at all. And her body sucks.

In the trailers, you can see they're stealing John Wick's use-a-gun-as-a-martial-arts-type-weapon theme, too.

In real life, a broad would posture up to badass/thug number one and instantly be spitting out her teeth and pulling up her pants. Crying.



Legit LMAO!
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Pray_4_War on June 12, 2017, 03:01:03 AM
I had quite enough of this phony girl power shit.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: bigmc on June 12, 2017, 03:04:43 AM
next they will be making ghostbusters with an all female cast
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 12, 2017, 06:38:38 AM
next they will be making ghostbusters with an all female cast
Or even worse a skinny jewess that is a superhero
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: denarii on June 12, 2017, 06:41:44 AM
when you look at what women can lift in the gym its ridiculously little
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 12, 2017, 07:21:12 AM
Why not it's been a few years since the last Nikita adaptation.  ::)
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Post by: Purge_WTF on June 12, 2017, 07:25:18 AM
 Yahoo is making a big deal out of how Wonder Woman bested Tom Cruise at the box office this weekend. It's only because The Mummy sucks.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: residue on June 12, 2017, 07:40:20 AM
She's pretty but is not aging well at all. And her body sucks.

In the trailers, you can see they're stealing John Wick's use-a-gun-as-a-martial-arts-type-weapon theme, too.

In real life, a broad would posture up to badass/thug number one and instantly be spitting out her teeth and pulling up her pants. Crying.



what??? gun-fu was invented by Chow Yun-fat. shit even in america, jolie was doing it in the early 90's in the tomb raider movie, so did hit girl in the kick ass
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Kwon on June 12, 2017, 08:17:24 AM
maybe a movie based on a comic isnt supposed to be taken seriously?

for more realistic movies i recommend blade 2 where wesley snipes kills 77 people in total.

A "daywalker" (half man/half vampire that can walk in the light similar to Vlad) killing 77 vampires within 86 minutes is more realistic than a woman getting uppity to thug number one without getting her teeth kicked out.

What's next? An all female ghostbuster-team???
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: ratherbebig on June 12, 2017, 08:28:47 AM
the baddest action stars are female. you just gotta accept it and move on.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Kwon on June 12, 2017, 08:54:10 AM
the baddest action stars are female. you just gotta accept it and move on.

You're not becoming a feminist on us are ya rbb?
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: ratherbebig on June 12, 2017, 09:03:06 AM
someone has to stand up for women around here!
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Beefjake on June 12, 2017, 12:34:52 PM
maybe a movie based on a comic isnt supposed to be taken seriously?

for more realistic movies i recommend blade 2 where wesley snipes kills 77 people in total.

Or second Rambo movie. In which Sylvester Stallone has a total of 147 words of dialogue.
Body count around the same, I'd guess?
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: ratherbebig on June 12, 2017, 12:36:37 PM
nah just 51
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Fortress on June 12, 2017, 12:44:59 PM
The only thing Theron is good for is the two second nudie shot in that movie starring Reeves and Pacino.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: ratherbebig on June 12, 2017, 12:46:51 PM
not uncommon that men feel threaten by amazon women

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/08/55/59/085559124d82cb3f3f167eccd0c5aa5d.jpg)
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: wes on June 12, 2017, 12:47:01 PM
I will not be watching it.  :(
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: ratherbebig on June 12, 2017, 12:48:55 PM
"Charlize Theron is the hero we need right now: As devilishly self-serving and smooth as Bond, as physically dynamic and stoic as Wick, Lorraine is confidently equipped to join the legacy of great movie action heroes and she doesn’t need your permission to do it."

"When you’re not shaking your head at Theron’s glass-crunching gymnastics, you’re probably soaking up Leitch’s emerald-lensed atmospheres, Luhrmann-esque set pieces, and the sensual lighting that could give Nicolas Winding Refn a seizure or two. That’s all without saying a single thing about its fabulous soundtrack."

"Oscillating between the relentless energy of “John Wick” and the dense plotting of a John Le Carré novel, Atomic Blonde never quite finds a happy medium between the two. But when Theron goes back to kicking ass, nothing else matters."

"Though the film adamantly favors style over substance, there’s more than enough style in every scene to make the film work, thanks in no small part to lush visuals, smart choreography, and extreme commitment on the part of Theron."

"Atomic Blonde strikes a deafening blow thanks to enjoyable characters, furious fight-play and Charlize Theron’s brand of screen command. She’s always in control, whether toying with feminine wilds or slugging another glass of Stoli on the rocks."
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Fortress on June 12, 2017, 01:00:28 PM
I'd love to see who wrote those reviews. Like, pics.

Hundred bucks they're all cuck fagboys and feminist uglies with fatceps.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: SilverSpoon on June 12, 2017, 01:09:14 PM
First movie that I recall using a gun like a martial arts weapon:  Equilibrium



Very underrated movie.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 12, 2017, 01:18:11 PM
First movie that I recall using a gun like a martial arts weapon:  Equilibrium



Very underrated movie.

Biggest howler of all time.

Huge plot mistake

He was trained to anticipate where people would shoot based on his predicted movements.

All anyone needed to do was aim to miss him and he would have been shot because he would move into the path of a bullet.

dumbest thing ever.

Good film though, apart from that one huge error.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: SilverSpoon on June 12, 2017, 01:32:12 PM
I said it was underrated (as in I don't hear people mention this movie often and I think the concept is cool), not in my top 25 all time.

After all, when most people go to a movie, it is for a period of entertainment and a suspension of reality.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 12, 2017, 01:38:58 PM
I said it was underrated (as in I don't hear people mention this movie often and I think the concept is cool), not in my top 25 all time.

After all, when most people go to a movie, it is for a period of entertainment and a suspension of reality.

where did they get all the metal to build the deathstar?
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Beefjake on June 13, 2017, 07:47:15 AM
where did they get all the metal to build the deathstar?
Mined it. Lots of planets and asteroids to choose from.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 13, 2017, 01:44:02 PM
Knocked the fillings out of the teeth of 10342 Ewoks.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 13, 2017, 01:46:26 PM
Mined it. Lots of planets and asteroids to choose from.

why did they leave a small whole the size of a wamp rat in it?
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 13, 2017, 01:53:50 PM
So Luke could brag about how he used to 'bullseye' (kill) them for fun when he was a kid.  What an asshole.  He doesn't even know what The Rebellion is about.  He just likes flying around killing things.  This is our hero?
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 13, 2017, 03:26:16 PM
So Luke could brag about how he used to 'bullseye' (kill) them for fun when he was a kid.  What an asshole.  He doesn't even know what The Rebellion is about.  He just likes flying around killing things.  This is our hero?

You have just described every redneck American
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Elvis_McCartney on June 13, 2017, 10:38:13 PM

Another NUT job from Hollyweird.  Adopts black babies.  She's already ruined her black son who now dresses as a girl and wears long blond wigs and he's only 6 years old or so.

http://www.bet.com/lifestyle/2017/01/20/charlize-theron_s-son-is-transitioning.html

Idiot woman putting her weirdness and liberal agenda off on her son/future daughter.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Kwon on June 14, 2017, 10:46:41 AM
where did they get all the metal to build the deathstar?

Bought it from Mel Tormé of course.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Kwon on June 14, 2017, 10:48:12 AM
Another NUT job from Hollyweird.  Adopts black babies.  She's already ruined her black son who now dresses as a girl and wears long blond wigs and he's only 6 years old or so.

http://www.bet.com/lifestyle/2017/01/20/charlize-theron_s-son-is-transitioning.html

Idiot woman putting her weirdness and liberal agenda off on her son/future daughter.

We all know how those kids will turn out, see M Jordans son, or Will Smiths son etc
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Disgusted on June 14, 2017, 11:09:03 AM
Another NUT job from Hollyweird.  Adopts black babies.  She's already ruined her black son who now dresses as a girl and wears long blond wigs and he's only 6 years old or so.

http://www.bet.com/lifestyle/2017/01/20/charlize-theron_s-son-is-transitioning.html

Idiot woman putting her weirdness and liberal agenda off on her son/future daughter.

WTF?! What's with these fucking weird actors? These idiots need to stick with pretending to be other people for a few million instead of trying so hard to be different in their personal lives.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: residue on June 14, 2017, 11:12:21 AM
We all know how those kids will turn out, see M Jordans son, or Will Smiths son etc
you mean rich?
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Beefjake on June 15, 2017, 09:40:21 AM
why did they leave a small whole the size of a wamp rat in it?
The battle star was designed by engineers.
Military people tried to have imput with top end users but they were ignored.

Happens all the time 😀
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: hench on June 15, 2017, 09:51:06 AM
I started watching blindspot the tv series about the woman turning up with tats all over her body. Was kinda enjoying it until the first scene she suddenly started flinging guys around like they were in a Steven seagull martial arts demo, that ruined it instantly for me. You have to suspend disbelief when a guy is kicking multiple arse let alone skinny birds.
Will not even entertain watching atomic blonde

She's pretty but is not aging well at all. And her body sucks.

In the trailers, you can see they're stealing John Wick's use-a-gun-as-a-martial-arts-type-weapon theme, too.

In real life, a broad would posture up to badass/thug number one and instantly be spitting out her teeth and pulling up her pants. Crying.


Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Kwon on June 15, 2017, 09:51:28 AM
why did they leave a small whole the size of a wamp rat in it?
thanks Obama
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on August 07, 2017, 09:36:52 PM
Saw it. It was about as believable as Rambo where he kills like 500 people, and since she was producer just as self serving. Some hot lesbian action though. You guys that are threatened by a movie...

Was going to see Dark Tower but man it is getting killed on reviews.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Pray_4_War on August 08, 2017, 12:28:07 AM
So Luke could brag about how he used to 'bullseye' (kill) them for fun when he was a kid.  What an asshole.  He doesn't even know what The Rebellion is about.  He just likes flying around killing things.  This is our hero?

All the Jedi do is fuck things up and then go into exile.

Atomic Blonde looks corny as fuck.  Skipping it just like all the other female bad-ass ninja assassin movies usually staring Scarlett Johansson.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: hipolito mejia on August 08, 2017, 03:24:46 AM
Is it better than Lou Ferrigmo's latest film ?
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on August 08, 2017, 04:35:14 AM
All these fem-nazi empowerment movies they are saturating us with are a joke.  Women could not survive without men... period.  Men built the world, women simply go along for the ride.

Wonder Woman has been around since the early 40's, so she gets a pass from me.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Pet shop boys on August 08, 2017, 05:10:39 AM
Its just a fictional character , a white pretty blonde kicking ass


WoooSHHH    Frankie says Relax
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: phreak on August 08, 2017, 05:11:43 AM
the baddest action stars are female. you just gotta accept it and move on.
White people correctly spell this as 'worst'.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: phreak on August 08, 2017, 05:13:38 AM
WTF?! What's with these fucking weird actors? These idiots need to stick with pretending to be other people for a few million instead of trying so hard to be different in their personal lives.

They wouldn't be actors desperate to pretend to be someone else, if they were happy with themselves.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Pet shop boys on August 08, 2017, 06:45:46 AM
They wouldn't be actors desperate to pretend to be someone else, if they were happy with themselves.

Unless you're a homophobic actor that has to play a gay character .



WoooSHHHHH  TA NA KA
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Fortress on August 08, 2017, 06:51:04 AM
Now there are 'tards calling for Theron to become the next James Bond.

In what bizarro world am I living?

Yesterday on the radio some cuck had called in to the station to give his review of Atomic Blonde, which he saw with his daughter (terrific) and wife. "I tell you, I wouldn't mess with Charlize Theron!"

Huh?

She's a fatskinny smoker actress who raises children to become severely mentally ill.

Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Pet shop boys on August 08, 2017, 07:45:21 AM
Now there are 'tards calling for Theron to become the next James Bond.

In what bizarro world am I living?

Yesterday on the radio some cuck had called in to the station to give his review of Atomic Blonde, which he saw with his daughter (terrific) and wife. "I tell you, I wouldn't mess with Charlize Theron!"

Huh?

She's a fatskinny smoker actress who raises children to become severely mentally ill.



Charlize is a warrior

Its been said that Charlize could take Shawn Penn "entirely" , unlike Scarlett Johansson  who  didnt enjoy being destroyed by the stallion   (rumors)  anyway ...


WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Kwon on August 08, 2017, 08:40:15 AM
Charlize is a warrior

Its been said that Charlize could take Shawn Penn "entirely" , unlike Scarlett Johansson  who  didnt enjoy being destroyed by the stallion   (rumors)  anyway ...


WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH

It's also been said that, while Charlize could handle Shawn, she went silent as soon as his brother Sean stopped by to visit them.
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Post by: stuntmovie on August 08, 2017, 08:52:31 AM
Paid my five-bucks and saw ATOMIC BOND yesterday as a result of reading all these comments and I enjoyed it.

The production value was way upon there and the 'music' was pretty damn good. In fact ..... I'll be buying the soundtrac.

I was actually very impressed by the fight scene on the stairwell ...especially the stunts in which the guys we're tossed down the stairs,,, a difficult stunt to accomplish without some serious injury.

That particular fight scene (which  most GetBiggers probably experience every weekend) has Hollywood giving a lot of praise to those guys who made it work and the camera work involved.

Did anyone count how many of the bad guys she beat up or ended up killing?

I will admit that I enjoyed it and would give it an 8 on a scale of 10 if anyone would ask. That 8 score is based on production value mostly.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: bike nut on August 08, 2017, 08:58:00 AM
Charlize is a warrior

Its been said that Charlize could take Shawn Penn "entirely" , unlike Scarlett Johansson  who  didnt enjoy being destroyed by the stallion   (rumors)  anyway ...


WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH

Sean Penn is a limp dick socialist phaggot. Fuck him, deport the whiny kunt to Venezuela
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on August 08, 2017, 09:26:08 AM
Paid my five-bucks and saw ATOMIC BOND yesterday as a result of reading all these comments and I enjoyed it.

The production value was way upon there and the 'music' was pretty damn good. In fact ..... I'll be buying the soundtrac.

I was actually very impressed by the fight scene on the stairwell ...especially the stunts in which the guys we're tossed down the stairs,,, a difficult stunt to accomplish without some serious injury.

That particular fight scene (which  most GetBiggers probably experience every weekend) has Hollywood giving a lot of praise to those guys who made it work and the camera work involved.

Did anyone count how many of the bad guys she beat up or ended up killing?

I will admit that I enjoyed it and would give it an 8 on a scale of 10 if anyone would ask. That 8 score is based on production value mostly.


A 120 pound woman is brutal and deadly!


 ::)
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Post by: robcguns on August 08, 2017, 04:20:06 PM
She was hot in Monster.

Hahahha fucking gross,just watched this last night.Seen it a few times but man she is disgusting in that.
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Desolate on August 08, 2017, 05:35:56 PM
Sean Penn is a limp dick socialist phaggot. Fuck him, deport the whiny kunt to Venezuela

What was hilarious when they were dating was whenever the two were photographed together.

She is like 6 to 8 inches taller than him.

He is like a hobbit. ;D
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Kwon on August 08, 2017, 05:41:11 PM
What was hilarious when they were dating was whenever the two were photographed together.

She is like 6 to 8 inches taller than him.

He is like a hobbit. ;D

(http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201423/rs_634x1024-140303090858-634.sean-penn-charlize-theron-oscar.ls.3314_copy.jpg)
(http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8017164.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Charlize-Theron-and-Sean-Penn.jpg)
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Post by: JustPlaneJane on August 08, 2017, 05:44:11 PM
(http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201423/rs_634x1024-140303090858-634.sean-penn-charlize-theron-oscar.ls.3314_copy.jpg)
(http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8017164.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Charlize-Theron-and-Sean-Penn.jpg)

No one cares about Sean Penn, post the Charlize lesbo pics and then we get moist.
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Post by: Desolate on August 08, 2017, 09:18:33 PM
She is wearing flats in that shot.

He is wearing lifts, and his shoes have heels.

And she still has two inches on him. :D










Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Desolate on August 08, 2017, 09:24:25 PM
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/122500/Charlize-Theron-And-Sean-Penn-To-Marry--122526.jpg)
Title: Re: Atomic Blonde ... WTF?
Post by: Las Vegas on August 09, 2017, 12:02:05 PM
I'd love to see who wrote those reviews. Like, pics.

Hundred bucks they're all cuck fagboys and feminist uglies with fatceps.

Yeah, and as it stands, the reviewing of films for mass consumption has been a scam.  Hollywood is the "entertainment" part of MSM, so no surprise it's one big lie.