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Title: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: ratherbebig on July 03, 2017, 01:42:57 PM


1993: Garry Hoy, a 38-year-old lawyer in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, fell to his death on 9 July 1993 after he threw himself against a window on the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre in an attempt to prove to a group of visitors that the glass was "unbreakable", a demonstration he had done many times before. The glass did not break, but popped out of the window frame, and Hoy fell to his death

Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: ratherbebig on July 03, 2017, 01:43:52 PM
2010: Jimi Heselden was a British entrepreneur, who in 2010 bought Segway Inc., maker of the Segway personal transport system. Heselden died in 2010 from injuries apparently sustained falling from a cliff while riding his own product
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: ratherbebig on July 03, 2017, 01:45:35 PM
2012: Geoffrey Haywood, 65, of Newport, South Wales pretended to be blind for pity. One day, he fell into a ditch and died. He apparently did not see it.
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: ratherbebig on July 03, 2017, 01:49:06 PM
1974: Basil Brown, a 48-year-old health food advocate from Croydon, England, drank himself to death by consuming 10 gallons (38 litres) of carrot juice in ten days, causing him to overdose on vitamin A and suffer severe liver damage
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: dan18 on July 03, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
1974: Basil Brown, a 48-year-old health food advocate from Croydon, England, drank himself to death by consuming 10 gallons (38 litres) of carrot juice in ten days, causing him to overdose on vitamin A and suffer severe liver damage
july 3rd 2017 ratherbebig was typing on his keyboard when a muscle bear grabbed him from behind, then preceded to pound his anus through the top of his skull ........
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: Howard on July 03, 2017, 02:31:58 PM
july 3rd 2017 ratherbebig was typing on his keyboard when a muscle bear grabbed him from behind, then preceded to pound his anus through the top of his skull ........

Sadly , ratherbebig and dan18 died suddenlu when Howard fell on them .
 His 9th wife pushed him out a 30th floor hotel window when he tried to have intercourse with her.
The woman was found not guilty for reasons of complete sanity .
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: wes on July 03, 2017, 02:47:18 PM
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exxagerated!!  ;)
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: ratherbebig on July 03, 2017, 02:48:45 PM
2005: Kenneth Pinyan died from injuries caused by anal sex with a stallion
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: johnnynoname on July 03, 2017, 02:54:15 PM
ironically, there is nothing funny about a dying clown


they live sad lives
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: johnnynoname on July 03, 2017, 02:56:13 PM
I was just gonna post a follow up post where that was just "the N-word" (the -er one) over and over again but I realized that the effort to do so would have been to much to justify the concept


at this point, it would be akin to what Andy Kaufman was doing in 75
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: johnnynoname on July 03, 2017, 02:57:24 PM
and much like Kaufman, I wish I was dead at this point
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: Howard on July 03, 2017, 03:13:13 PM

The Grim Reaper looked at Wes and said ; " Damn dude, you look old"
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: robcguns on July 03, 2017, 05:34:14 PM
july 3rd 2017 ratherbebig was typing on his keyboard when a muscle bear grabbed him from behind, then preceded to pound his anus through the top of his skull ........

Hahahhahahhaha that was fucking great
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: gmflex on July 03, 2017, 07:52:21 PM
july 3rd 2017 ratherbebig was typing on his keyboard when a muscle bear grabbed him from behind, then preceded to pound his anus through the top of his skull ........

 ;D  ;D
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: Nirvana on July 03, 2017, 08:02:41 PM
Didn't the Atkins guy die of obesity?
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 04, 2017, 06:00:48 AM
People die and they can't laugh anymore, fact
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: ratherbebig on July 04, 2017, 06:28:40 AM
if youre going to die

might as well die in a fun way so that you can amuse people

we see this all the time with people commiting suicide, no sense of humour
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: falco on July 04, 2017, 06:29:24 AM
Didn't the Atkins guy die of obesity?

No. Slip on iced sidewalk, smashed his head in the ground.
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: falco on July 04, 2017, 06:31:47 AM
Somewhat boring thread so far,, waiting for ESFitness to chime in and throw a wall of text of the guys he killed in the mexican boxing ring and prison.
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on July 04, 2017, 12:40:33 PM
It's no laughing matter if you're not saved.
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: Rudee on July 04, 2017, 01:17:57 PM
Always pay attention when crossing the road kids

http://i.imgur.com/s9MfJPV.gifv

https://gfycat.com/SereneTerrificBonobo

http://i.imgur.com/x0TMxUf.gifv
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 04, 2017, 01:20:42 PM
Always pay attention when crossing the road kids

http://i.imgur.com/s9MfJPV.gifv

https://gfycat.com/SereneTerrificBonobo

2 times brutal..
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: Rudee on July 04, 2017, 01:28:32 PM
When you don't know how to swim, a simple bath in the river can be deadly

https://my.mixtape.moe/czkrzv.mp4
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: OLKE_TEXAS on July 04, 2017, 01:29:58 PM
nigger!!
nigger!!
nigger!!
nigger!!
nigger!!

You found some sort of loophole aparently. I dont like it.
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: ratherbebig on July 04, 2017, 01:50:30 PM
nigger!!
nigger!!
nigger!!
nigger!!
nigger!!

my nigger
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: Rudee on July 04, 2017, 02:12:30 PM
my nigger

(https://dk1xgl0d43mu1.cloudfront.net/user_files/esp/profile_photos/002/006/258/medium.jpg)
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: johnnynoname on July 04, 2017, 02:30:09 PM
I'm going through a very avant garde mode of posting

it's so avant garde it borders on Dada yo
Title: Re: death is no laughing matter.
Post by: Shizzo on July 04, 2017, 02:52:11 PM
I'm going through a very avant garde mode of posting

it's so avant garde it borders on Dada yo
You either have the worst sense of humor in history, or you are so drugged out, that you think that you are hip and edgy.

Terrible material.