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Title: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: Fallsview on July 14, 2017, 08:53:47 AM
FROM THE DESK OF FALLSVEIW:

This interview was conducted on Thurday July 13 at 10pm PST on AT&T Picturephone


AG: So you like hockey?

HSF: Yes, love it. I breath it

AG: What is your most cherished possession?

HSF: I bid and won Gump Wosley's 1972 North Star's shit stained jock strap.

AG: Wow, you're pretty excited when you say that.

HSF: Yes, I only paid $47 dollars Canadian for it. It was a steal.

AG: Anything else?

HSF: I have a pair of Marc Tardif's socks from a Atlanta Flames game, never washed.

AG: Cool, if you're into it. Tell me about your hero's.

HSF: Would love to be John Kordic. Not when he was in the NHL but when he was being nurtured and guided by his loving hockey coach. I long for it.

AG: I don't know who that is.

HSF: My idol

AG: Ok, anything else before we wrap things up?

HSF: I have Wayne Cashmans stick shaft I polish every night.

AG: Thank you HockeyStickFan it's been a real eye opener.

HSF: You're welcome







STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Fallsview was not the interviewer but someone with the initials of AG)


Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on July 14, 2017, 09:06:20 AM
This is not funny in the least
Simply terrible
Fucking horrible garage
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: LMV on July 14, 2017, 09:07:55 AM
This is not funny in the least
Simply terrible
Fucking horrible garage


x2

ballsview is as funny as stage 4 cancer
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 14, 2017, 09:17:43 AM
Alex was funny, which I thought was who you were. You are more like Howard, which I am convinced is who you are.
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: LurkerNoMore on July 14, 2017, 09:19:12 AM
Not funny.

Glad I didn't read the whole thing.  Sorry you wasted all that time on it.
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 14, 2017, 09:42:08 AM
Funniest thing I read since my house insurance contract. Wich I read just before. I also read a paper today about soon to be extinct species. Hilarious. Just about everything in life is funny.
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: Tennisballz on July 14, 2017, 09:57:10 AM
I'm not reading anything that long from this limp wristed queer named fallsview.
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: Fallsview on July 14, 2017, 12:04:21 PM
It wasn't suppose to be funny you uneducated serfs.
First off
I did not post this. This was posted by my assistant.

My assistant also runs this account.

Sit down, shut up and maybe you'll learn something.

Natural Wonder 1983....name says it all. Born in 1983...Wow so we're putting our birthyear in our name.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: SF1900 on July 14, 2017, 12:10:51 PM
It wasn't suppose to be funny you uneducated serfs.
First off
I did not post this. This was posted by my assistant.

My assistant also runs this account.

Sit down, shut up and maybe you'll learn something.

Natural Wonder 1983....name says it all. Born in 1983...Wow so we're putting our birthyear in our name.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Fallsview, I remember when you were only positive! You're attitude has been rather negative lately. Whats been going on with you?
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: Dave D on July 14, 2017, 12:13:03 PM
It wasn't suppose to be funny you uneducated serfs.
First off
I did not post this. This was posted by my assistant.

My assistant also runs this account.

Sit down, shut up and maybe you'll learn something.

Natural Wonder 1983....name says it all. Born in 1983...Wow so we're putting our birthyear in our name.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Fallsy is everything okay? You can't stay positive if you're breeding negativity..... :(
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: wes on July 14, 2017, 12:13:21 PM
Unfunny gimmick is unfunny.
::)
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on July 14, 2017, 12:30:30 PM
It wasn't suppose to be funny you uneducated serfs.
First off
I did not post this. This was posted by my assistant.

My assistant also runs this account.

Sit down, shut up and maybe you'll learn something.

Natural Wonder 1983....name says it all. Born in 1983...Wow so we're putting our birthyear in our name.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



fuck off you piece of shit
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: Tapeworm on July 14, 2017, 12:36:25 PM
Get a new desk.  That one sends out crappy memorandae.
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: tom joad on July 14, 2017, 12:49:14 PM
Gump Worsley ... Marc Tardif ... John Kordic ... Wayne Cashman ... not exactly household names.  
Impressive knowledge of blasts from the past.
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: HockeyFightFan on July 14, 2017, 03:32:09 PM
Gump Worsley ... Marc Tardif ... John Kordic ... Wayne Cashman ... not exactly household names.  
Impressive knowledge of blasts from the past.

If his knowledge was impressive he would know Marc Tardif was never an Atlanta Flame, he was a Quebec Nordique.

Now if he would have known the other Marc Tardif played for the Atlanta Knights in the old IHL, that would have been semi-impressive.

Unfunny lame gimmick is unfunny
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: Skeletor on July 14, 2017, 03:38:44 PM
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Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: rocket on July 14, 2017, 04:49:26 PM
Sit down, shut up and maybe you'll learn something.

You do know that your sense of humour has been irreversibly damaged, as a result of becoming a father, yeah?  I know quite a few people like you.  They play to a soft crowd for a few years and they're done.  No longer fit for the thunderdome. 

Fathers have like.. maybe 6-12 good years of getting laughs before their kids realise it too.
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: Strongmanfan on July 14, 2017, 05:46:30 PM
FROM THE DESK OF FALLSVEIW:

This interview was conducted on Thurday July 13 at 10pm PST on AT&T Picturephone


AG: So you like hockey?

HSF: Yes, love it. I breath it

AG: What is your most cherished possession?

HSF: I bid and won Gump Wosley's 1972 North Star's shit stained jock strap.

AG: Wow, you're pretty excited when you say that.

HSF: Yes, I only paid $47 dollars Canadian for it. It was a steal.

AG: Anything else?

HSF: I have a pair of Marc Tardif's socks from a Atlanta Flames game, never washed.

AG: Cool, if you're into it. Tell me about your hero's.

HSF: Would love to be John Kordic. Not when he was in the NHL but when he was being nurtured and guided by his loving hockey coach. I long for it.

AG: I don't know who that is.

HSF: My idol

AG: Ok, anything else before we wrap things up?

HSF: I have Wayne Cashmans stick shaft I polish every night.

AG: Thank you HockeyStickFan it's been a real eye opener.

HSF: You're welcome







STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Fallsview was not the interviewer but someone with the initials of AG)




Alex?
Title: Re: Interview With HockeyStickFan!
Post by: HockeyFightFan on July 14, 2017, 11:28:40 PM
Alex?

No, it's Howard behind the gimmick.

He's the only getbigger from Georgia who has ever went to a hockey game.

Alex23 had a better sense of humor than that.