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Title: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Tapeworm on July 23, 2017, 07:35:07 PM
But when I was a kid it would float all the time.  What changed?
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: SOMEPARTS on July 23, 2017, 07:48:40 PM
Enlarged sphincter diameter.
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Tapeworm on July 23, 2017, 07:50:37 PM
If you had diamond abrasives you could polish it and market it as a kitchen counter top.

brb have to find the big micrometers
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: BB on July 23, 2017, 07:51:50 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/BristolStoolChart.png/400px-BristolStoolChart.png).

Generally, sinkers are noted for being a sign of better fat and nutrient absorption, and less gassy content.
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Tapeworm on July 23, 2017, 07:56:53 PM
I guess that's a good thing then.  Idk.  But it's like my innocence sank away along with my poop. 
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 23, 2017, 07:58:37 PM
Maybe you have a "Tapeworm"  :D :D
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Tapeworm on July 23, 2017, 08:16:16 PM
But then he must have solid poop.  Cause if he had gassy poop it'd make my poop buoyant.  I'll have a word with him.
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: BB on July 23, 2017, 08:17:31 PM
I guess that's a good thing then.  Idk.  But it's like my innocence sank away along with my poop. 

I don't know, I always felt more powerful after dropping a good one. Disorder, then a serene emptiness. I imagine Curtis Lemay felt the same way during WWII.
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Tapeworm on July 23, 2017, 08:57:37 PM
I don't know, I always felt more powerful after dropping a good one. Disorder, then a serene emptiness. I imagine Curtis Lemay felt the same way during WWII.

I'll bomb them back to the Porcelain Age!

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MtqtR00nbHI/VXlElLleQzI/AAAAAAAAqtg/EXo0xxejGFc/s1600/wg31.jpg)
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Skeletor on July 23, 2017, 09:27:24 PM
Enlarged sphincter diameter.

Hahaha.
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: The Keto Kid on July 23, 2017, 10:27:00 PM
I have a doctor friend who worked in Thailand for about 4 years and he was telling me that people in certain countries like this will never experience a solid stool there whole life and it's completely normal, I gotta say that was mind boggling.
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Kwon on July 24, 2017, 02:53:04 AM
But when I was a kid it would float all the time.  What changed?

Posing trunks too small.
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Simple Simon on July 24, 2017, 02:54:37 AM
I once had shit like spagetti, I was worried at first then I realised I had just shit through my string vest....
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: balzac on July 24, 2017, 03:20:33 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2wfjv9j.gif)
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Kwon on June 30, 2023, 04:31:28 AM
Floatenstein
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Fortress on June 30, 2023, 04:54:51 AM
Fortress’s toilet offerings sink like the Titanic.
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Tapeworm on June 30, 2023, 05:23:02 AM
I bragged to everyone I know when I made this thread. Now I get to brag it got bumped.
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Spike on June 30, 2023, 05:40:14 AM
isnt that an indication of fat being present in your fecal matter ?

or it may be too much gas ?  just hit some beano up

but it happens when I eat a lot of coconut rice too or load up on the MCTs in the coffee
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: joswift on June 30, 2023, 06:04:21 AM
Enlarged sphincter diameter.

Hankins had a large one at 8 thanks to his uncle.
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Dokey111 on June 30, 2023, 06:44:14 AM
eat more sawdust
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Taffin on June 30, 2023, 07:30:54 AM
A couple of times after eating Chinese food, I've had what I called the 'Combination-Specific-Gravity' shits - essentially like a brown lava lamp, with some 'components' seeming to exhibit fluctuating buoyancy properties... wouldn't have noticed in your average facility, but this fancy place had a bidet



TL/DR - my shit kept floating up and down
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: The Scott on June 30, 2023, 07:36:56 AM
I fully expected there to be a gif of bhanky's head bobbing up and down in a toilet.
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Flexacon on June 30, 2023, 11:43:33 AM
But when I was a kid it would float all the time.  What changed?

Your intestines got longer. Food stays in your digestive system longer which makes it more efficient at extracting nutrients.

Your poop is now denser as there is very little undigested/partially digested food in there which is the main reason for floaters.
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Kwon on June 30, 2023, 12:12:33 PM
A couple of times after eating Chinese food, I've had what I called the 'Combination-Specific-Gravity' shits - essentially like a brown lava lamp, with some 'components' seeming to exhibit fluctuating buoyancy properties... wouldn't have noticed in your average facility, but this fancy place had a bidet



TL/DR - my shit kept floating up and down

I remember this, i was hiding in the next cubicle jacking off as i watched Robguns jack off to Matt C who jacked off while watching your floater go up..... and down.....


up..... and down....
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Sandrock on June 30, 2023, 02:27:59 PM
Fortress’s toilet offerings sink like the Titanic.

Good thing they don't explode like the Titan!
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Taffin on June 30, 2023, 02:30:47 PM
I remember this, i was hiding in the next cubicle jacking off as i watched Robguns jack off to Matt C who jacked off while watching your floater go up..... and down.....

up..... and down....

up..... and down....

up..... and down....


(http://media.giphy.com/media/3o6fJgEOrF1lky8WFa/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Fortress on June 30, 2023, 04:30:25 PM
Good thing they don't explode like the Titan!

 :o

Or … were you talking about Mike O’Tren?
Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: Tapeworm on June 30, 2023, 04:38:16 PM
Two pages! I'm calling my guidance counselor to say I told you so!




Your intestines got longer. Food stays in your digestive system longer which makes it more efficient at extracting nutrients.

Your poop is now denser as there is very little undigested/partially digested food in there which is the main reason for floaters.

(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.NQd-LxSUdGr86LEdh6z6kQHaHH%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=8d7519355a48ca87cfcc6aa6b0844b08775ca3b9fe93107c6bae1e1cae0e482d&ipo=images)


Title: Re: I haven't had floating poop in years
Post by: delon on June 30, 2023, 05:54:36 PM
I don't know, I always felt more powerful after dropping a good one. Disorder, then a serene emptiness. I imagine Curtis Lemay felt the same way during WWII.

Lol the most gloriously poetic and truthful few words ever posted about the highs and lows of the fecal experience