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Title: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: Top Poodle on September 14, 2017, 01:36:06 AM
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Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: Mitch on September 14, 2017, 01:37:13 AM
Hi Alex.
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: Top Poodle on September 14, 2017, 01:39:15 AM
Hi Alex.

das not me mang

im original, one of a kind
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: nzmusclemonster on September 14, 2017, 02:00:58 AM
Why did you eat so much peanut butter
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: Top Poodle on September 14, 2017, 02:11:06 AM
Why did you eat so much peanut butter

cuz i was hungry

frighteningly it barely made a dent

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Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: SuperTed on September 14, 2017, 02:13:19 AM
Love peanut butter but it always gives me bad acne so I only occasionally have it.
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: Primemuscle on September 14, 2017, 02:21:25 AM
das not me mang

im original, one of a kind

Original and one of a kind? Not so much as you want to believe. Sadly, there are a lot of your kind, which means you're not original in the least.  :(

The easy answer is that anything in excess is bad for you. I know you "dogs" love your peanut butter, my pups do too. You're lucky you didn't gag, which means some of us who aren't your bbfs, are unlucky....just kidding....not really.  ;D  Hopefully, you have the good sense to only eat unadulterated peanut butter. Check the label; if there are any ingredients besides peanuts, you ate shit that isn't healthy and will eventually kill you.

Some folks go into anaphylactic shock at the mere whiff of peanut butter. If I was in possession your epipen, I might make you beg me to pin you. BTW, your shit is gonna look like peanut butter for days.
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: Top Poodle on September 14, 2017, 02:59:06 AM
Original and one of a kind? Not so much as you want to believe. Sadly, there are a lot of your kind, which means you're not original in the least.  :(

The easy answer is that anything in excess is bad for you. I know you "dogs" love your peanut butter, my pups do too. You're lucky you didn't gag, which means some of us who aren't your bbfs, are unlucky....just kidding....not really.  ;D  Hopefully, you have the good sense to only eat unadulterated peanut butter. Check the label; if there are any ingredients besides peanuts, you ate shit that isn't healthy and will eventually kill you.

Some folks go into anaphylactic shock at the mere whiff of peanut butter. If I was in possession your epipen, I might make you beg me to pin you. BTW, your shit is gonna look like peanut butter for days.

lmao mate wtf are you babbling on about

i have an epipen and get anaphylacitc shock from tree nuts.  

shit now youknow how to kill me.

 :o :o :o
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: Mr Anabolic on September 14, 2017, 03:04:56 AM
That bowl movement should be interesting.
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: Top Poodle on September 14, 2017, 03:08:21 AM
That bowl movement should be interesting.

it'll be fine, a jar really isn't that much
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: Primemuscle on September 14, 2017, 06:11:53 PM
lmao mate wtf are you babbling on about

i have an epipen and get anaphylacitc shock from tree nuts.  

shit now youknow how to kill me.

 :o :o :o

You better be nice to me or else....wait for it.  :-*
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: foreleft on September 14, 2017, 06:14:05 PM
ever eat chocolate almond butter? Love it
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: Top Poodle on September 14, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
ever eat chocolate almond butter? Love it

No the almonds would kill me
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: SOMEPARTS on September 14, 2017, 09:40:32 PM
Approx 3000 calories. Man, I would just eat a pizza.
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: Top Poodle on September 14, 2017, 09:59:08 PM
Approx 3000 calories. Man, I would just eat a pizza.

I fucking hate pizza

Hate burgers too

Nasty
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: WannaBePro on September 15, 2017, 07:13:41 AM
I fucking hate pizza

Hate burgers too

Nasty

That's just blasphemous.

But I'm with you on the PB. I get the one mixed with honey, and it takes an army to keep me away from the jar at night.
A piece of advice for people who can't stop eating that shit with a spoon, eat it with some vegetable. I like it with carrots, but I've also done it with celery. You'll get full from the vegetable, but get the taste of the PB. Win win.
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: NotMrAverage on September 15, 2017, 08:43:28 AM
Hope it's not a regular thing you do. But once a week it's fine to do some shitty food. Enjoy life but to a certain limit and you'll be fine.
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: JAGO on September 15, 2017, 04:50:20 PM
Hope it wasn't the same jar I put my dick in before your mom blew me :(

J
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: FREAKgeek on September 15, 2017, 05:05:38 PM
I've eaten a jar of natural bp at one sitting. Surprisingly, it does not put on any fat on me, but I think I don't absorb all the fat cause my shits skid mark the hell out of the bowl. ;D  
Title: Re: I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)
Post by: Top Poodle on September 15, 2017, 06:07:07 PM
Hope it wasn't the same jar I put my dick in before your mom blew me :(

J

It was