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Title: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: ratherbebig on October 15, 2017, 04:19:49 AM: Let's say that you get sentenced to death.

How would you want to get executed?
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: ratherbebig on October 15, 2017, 04:28:48 AM: Practiced by Samurai, Seppuku was a form of ritualistic suicide that allowed the warrior to die honorably. Essentially he would disembowel himself and in an ideal situation there would be a close friend standing by ready to behead him as soon as his guts began to spill.

Burning at the stake, A historically popular method of capital punishment, if the victim were lucky he or she would be executed along with several others. This would ensure that the flame is much bigger and lead to death by carbon monoxide poisoning rather than actual burning.

Flaying, The act of removing a person’s skin from their body, this form of execution was often used in order to stir up fear, as the skin would typically be nailed in a public place for all to see.

Blood Eagle, Spoken of in Nordic sagas, the Blood Eagle involved cutting the ribs of the victim by the spine, breaking them so they resembled wings, and then pulling the victim’s lungs out through the opening. Salt would then be sprinkled on the wound

Walking the Plank, Mainly practiced by pirates and rogue seafarers the victims often didn’t even have time to drown before they were dealt with by the sharks that tended to follow the ships.

Bestiarii is a reference to those who would combat beasts in the days of Ancient Rome. Although sometimes the act was voluntary and performed for money or recognition, many times the bestearii were political prisoners sent into the arena naked and unable to defend themselves.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: robcguns on October 15, 2017, 04:35:27 AM: Guillotine
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Post by: Simple Simon on October 15, 2017, 04:44:48 AM: a one inch punch from esfitness...
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Post by: IRON CROSS on October 15, 2017, 05:05:54 AM: Bull shark or salty crock probably will get me 8)

I hate to be kill by falling coconuts :(
(biggest danger here)
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: ratherbebig on October 15, 2017, 05:08:56 AM: ive always thought lethal injection is a pussy way to go out
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Post by: Thespritz0 on October 15, 2017, 06:04:37 AM: None of the above, BEST way to go is a Colt 45 to the brain...
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Post by: denarii on October 15, 2017, 08:48:58 AM: Face sitting by Monica brant
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Post by: balzac on October 15, 2017, 08:55:34 AM: fucked by fella :D
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Post by: Ted SuperSet on October 15, 2017, 09:02:59 AM: Quote from: dj181 on October 15, 2017, 09:00:29 AM
face=5/10

body=3/10

You must be numbed by all the porn you watch ( I have not watched porn for almost a decade) because my penis tells me this lady is a perfect 10!
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: dj181 on October 15, 2017, 09:09:44 AM: Quote from: Ted SuperSet on October 15, 2017, 09:02:59 AM
You must be numbed by all the porn you watch ( I have not watched porn for almost a decade) because my penis tells me this lady is a perfect 10!

dont watch any porn actually

dont really like the nude figure

I much prefer hot round firm ass in leggings 😎
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Ted SuperSet on October 15, 2017, 09:13:08 AM: Quote from: dj181 on October 15, 2017, 09:09:44 AM
dont watch any porn actually

dont really like the nude figure

I much prefer hot round firm ass in leggings 😎

To each theire own my shredded brother.
Those buttocks are a bit to big for my liking.
I applaud you for not watching porn. Why dont you watch porn, if I may ask?
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: dj181 on October 15, 2017, 09:18:52 AM: Quote from: Ted SuperSet on October 15, 2017, 09:13:08 AM
To each theire own my shredded brother.
Those buttocks are a bit to big for my liking.
I applaud you for not watching porn. Why dont you watch porn, if I may ask?

be queer is gonna love this, i dont cos my sex drive is ultra low as my psychatrist put me on a sex drive lowering drug, and it works

I was fucking too many prostitues and spending too much money on it so i needed it so i could save money

plus he wants me to learn how to relate to females on an emotional level and not think of them only as hot asses lol

my x-wifey nicknamed me Mr. Asses Lover

I shit you not 😂
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Ted SuperSet on October 15, 2017, 09:21:59 AM: Quote from: dj181 on October 15, 2017, 09:18:52 AM
be queer is gonna love this, i dont cos my sex drive is ultra low as my psychatrist put me on a sex drive lowering drug, and it works

I was fucking too many prostitues and spending too much money on it so i needed it so i could save money

plus he wants me to learn how to relate to females on an emotional level and not think of them only as hot asses lol

my x-wifey nicknamed me Mr. Asses Lover

I shit you not 😂

Youre doc did the right thing.
What is the name of the drug?
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on October 15, 2017, 09:30:27 AM: Given those option, I'll go guillotine. but I read an interview with some executioner who did dozens of electronic chairs. He said that was quick too.

Coolest way to die = hit be a meteor
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on October 15, 2017, 09:31:27 AM: Seppuku....easy choice
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Post by: dj181 on October 15, 2017, 09:34:20 AM: Quote from: Ted SuperSet on October 15, 2017, 09:21:59 AM
Youre doc did the right thing.
What is the name of the drug?

paxtin

its an ssri

but it does lower sex drive
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: IronMeister on October 15, 2017, 09:40:40 AM: (https://s1.postimg.org/6bfiqm61i7/Untitled-2.png)
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Post by: Coach is Back! on October 15, 2017, 09:49:33 AM: I've been married four times........I'm invincible.
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Post by: polychronopolous on October 15, 2017, 11:48:58 AM: guillotine by Chuck Liddell
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Post by: robcguns on October 15, 2017, 12:32:15 PM: Don’t watch porn,bullshit.i believe coach when he says that for some reason but you other guys I’m not buying.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: funk51 on October 15, 2017, 12:34:18 PM: the ever popular whorehouse heart attack
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on October 15, 2017, 12:36:27 PM: I'm gonna leave this earth the same way I come in, kicking and screaming and bollock naked
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Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on October 15, 2017, 01:17:33 PM: Nuclear bomb.
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Post by: hench on October 15, 2017, 01:31:56 PM: Holly Willoughby sat on my face would be a nice way to go
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Post by: BB on October 15, 2017, 01:42:03 PM: Firing squad. Nice, simple way. Doesn't make a big mess, nor make a big spectacle. Doesn't seem too hurtful. Also if it's done the old prison way, you'd leave a specter of doubt for the executioner, so it might be easier on them too.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on October 15, 2017, 07:39:22 PM: The Getbig way - schmoe'd to death.
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Post by: cephissus on October 15, 2017, 07:44:38 PM: It's funny how some people say all these practices are barbaric and our having abolished them signifies our "superior sensitivity" or some shit. Let's see, you can cut your guts out and die in a few hours or live as a seething, worthless cuck, wriggling around under your conqueror's boot for another 50 years. Which "more humane"?
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: ratherbebig on October 16, 2017, 01:01:04 AM: Guillotine turned out to be by far the most popular option!
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: obsidian on October 16, 2017, 09:11:39 PM: Add impalement to the list. Any takers?
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on October 16, 2017, 09:18:14 PM: Quote from: obsidian on October 16, 2017, 09:11:39 PM
Add impalement to the list. Any takers?

Your mom.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: obsidian on October 16, 2017, 09:44:00 PM: Quote from: SOMEPARTS on October 16, 2017, 09:18:14 PM

Your mom.
Lol cute!
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: tommywishbone on October 16, 2017, 09:48:59 PM: Crushed by lemons. Millions and millions of lemons.
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Post by: booty on October 16, 2017, 09:52:12 PM: A stingray through my chest.
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Post by: Mitch on October 16, 2017, 11:14:41 PM: Crushed by boobs. Millions and millions of boobs.
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Post by: tommywishbone on October 16, 2017, 11:18:13 PM: ;D hahaha. We have a winner. No more calls please.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Simple Simon on October 17, 2017, 12:52:38 AM: sucking the poison out of a stingray strike...
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: dj181 on October 17, 2017, 01:01:52 AM: being forced to read bequeers assinine posts
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Simple Simon on October 17, 2017, 01:04:52 AM: Quote from: dj181 on October 17, 2017, 01:01:52 AM
being forced to read bequeers assinine posts
they could execute you by pushing you through a pencil sharpener.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: dj181 on October 17, 2017, 01:08:59 AM: Quote from: Be There on October 17, 2017, 01:04:52 AM
they could execute you by pushing you through a pencil sharpener.

uh huh
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Simple Simon on October 17, 2017, 01:10:08 AM: Quote from: dj181 on October 17, 2017, 01:08:59 AM
uh huh

???
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Post by: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:11:50 AM: Quote from: Be There on October 17, 2017, 01:10:08 AM
???
Twink calves? 😀
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Simple Simon on October 17, 2017, 01:13:22 AM: Quote from: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:11:50 AM
Twink calves? 😀

I think its his 15 inch arm...
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:14:37 AM: Quote from: Be There on October 17, 2017, 01:13:22 AM
I think its his 15 inch arm...
I saw a nipple. You are right.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 01:16:08 AM: Smothered by booty whilst listening to Deuce - Till i drop
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: dj181 on October 17, 2017, 01:17:37 AM: Quote from: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 01:16:08 AM
Smothered by booty whilst listening to Deuce - Till i drop

hahaha

nice troll there 8/10
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:18:46 AM: Quote from: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 01:16:08 AM
Smothered by booty whilst listening to Deuce - Till i drop

I am actually really surprised that nobody has posted, get smothered by muscled manbears.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Simple Simon on October 17, 2017, 01:20:23 AM: Quote from: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:18:46 AM
I am actually really surprised that nobody has posted, get smothered by muscled manbears.

you are not suggesting there are people on here with schmo tendencies?
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:27:05 AM: Quote from: Be There on October 17, 2017, 01:20:23 AM
you are not suggesting there are people on here with schmo tendencies?
Yes, I opened up a hairy muscled bear thread the other day. It was so gross.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Simple Simon on October 17, 2017, 01:28:30 AM: Quote from: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:27:05 AM
Yes, I opened up a hairy muscled bear thread the other day. It was so gross.
they always look like they would smell.

Clean shaven is the way forward...
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:31:37 AM: Quote from: Be There on October 17, 2017, 01:28:30 AM
they always look like they would smell.

Clean shaven is the way forward...
It looks unhygienic. I like smooth skin. Can't even stand those long beards the young guys are wearing.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 01:41:33 AM: Smothered by Karen's glutes > Musclebear Eddie's
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Post by: Matt on October 17, 2017, 01:50:09 AM: Guillotine.

Failing that, either of these three animal deaths would be acceptable.

WARNING, DISTURBING CONTENT ADVISORY:
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Post by: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 01:52:50 AM: (http://78.media.tumblr.com/b3f0b647708c4a555ec1cf8b56c3aea3/tumblr_ov7z9ugZjz1rww0pyo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:58:34 AM: Quote from: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 01:41:33 AM
Smothered by Karen's glutes > Musclebear Eddie's
In reality, I have almosted smothered lovers with my breasts.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Simple Simon on October 17, 2017, 02:38:53 AM: Quote from: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:58:34 AM
In reality, I have almosted smothered lovers with my breasts.
Im going to need more than just your word on that...
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: IRON CROSS on October 17, 2017, 02:47:38 AM: Quote from: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:58:34 AM
In reality, I have almosted smothered lovers with my breasts.

Can we see them :-*
TX
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Post by: darkeyes on October 17, 2017, 02:48:39 AM: Quote from: booty on October 17, 2017, 01:58:34 AM
In reality, I have almosted smothered lovers with my breasts.
Attention whore :-X
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Simple Simon on October 17, 2017, 02:49:11 AM: Quote from: darkeyes on October 17, 2017, 02:48:39 AM
Attention whore :-X
#
Gimmick...
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 03:19:59 AM: Quote from: darkeyes on October 17, 2017, 02:48:39 AM
Attention whore :-X
Fagget
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Post by: booty on October 17, 2017, 03:48:02 AM: Quote from: darkeyes on October 17, 2017, 02:48:39 AM
Attention whore :-X
Hairy muscle bear.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 04:10:26 AM: Beary Musclehair

Muscly Bearhair

Kale Greens

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(http://oi65.tinypic.com/1humx1.jpg)
Karen, do you have more pics from this motorcycle-set?

Regards
/LittleJ
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: booty on October 17, 2017, 04:19:51 AM: Quote from: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 04:10:26 AM
Beary Musclehair

Muscly Bearhair

Kale Greens

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(http://oi65.tinypic.com/1humx1.jpg)
Karen, do you have more pics from this motorcycle-set?

Regards
/LittleJ
He asked a bit more sleazy than that. Yes I do but I am afraid my butt and legs would be photoshopped to look like a Christmas ham.
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Post by: Beefjake on October 17, 2017, 04:43:54 AM: High powered sniper rifle shot to the back of my head.
After being told that it was a mistake and I am free to go.
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Post by: loco on October 17, 2017, 05:01:41 AM: (http://tamashii.jp/images/item/item_0000012314_LoVvzFXL_04.jpg)

(http://tamashii.jp/images/item/item_0000012314_LoVvzFXL_06.jpg)
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Post by: polychronopolous on October 17, 2017, 05:07:19 AM: Quote from: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 04:10:26 AM
Beary Musclehair

Muscly Bearhair

Kale Greens

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(http://oi65.tinypic.com/1humx1.jpg)
Karen, do you have more pics from this motorcycle-set?

Regards
/LittleJ

That's pretty spectacular.
Title: Re: How would you want to get executed?
Post by: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 05:14:11 AM: Quote from: booty on October 17, 2017, 04:19:51 AM
He asked a bit more sleazy than that. Yes I do but I am afraid my butt and legs would be photoshopped to look like a Christmas ham.

Add some more from that set.
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Post by: darkeyes on October 17, 2017, 05:21:29 AM: :D
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Post by: Kwon on October 17, 2017, 05:25:41 AM: Quote from: darkeyes on October 17, 2017, 05:21:29 AM
:D

LOL how apt!