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Getbig Bodybuilding Boards => History - Stories - and Memories => Craig Titus & Kelly Ryan Discussions => Topic started by: tommywishbone on April 09, 2006, 12:11:59 PM
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I'm sure they are both eligible for regular jail visits. I'd think somebody would have gone to see him or her by now. I don't mean this as a show of support for Craig or Kelly.... I'm just curious.
FWIW, After 3-4 months, most inmates will go to see any visitor they get in jail. Visits are a good way of breaking the day-to-day boredom of County jail.
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I have a scheduled conjugal with Kelly on April 26th. Immediately following that I have a scheduled conjugal with Craig. Apparently, threesomes are prohibited in CCDC, and so apparently Craig and Kelly figured this was the next best thing.
I'll let you all know how it goes.
Special "Penetration Penitentiary" Ed
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Aha, the classic osmosis sexual transference slight of hand deal!! Cool. ;) Whereas one hand washes another on the outside... in prison, one hand smells another...err....ummm... (Take me to a happy place) <shudder>
Also... saw special on San Quentin and heard a group of guys talk about Scott Peterson being the "ultimate trophy" for them.. (not sure if they meant to bend over a bench or shank - still didn't know when he said, "I'd break a pencil off in him!" btw) .. anyhow, was wondering... will Craig be someone's trophy (wife)? Will Kelly's practice as a ditch diver come in handy and make her even more suited to prison life on the women's side? just thinkin....
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I'm sure they are both eligible for regular jail visits. I'd think somebody would have gone to see him or her by now. I don't mean this as a show of support for Craig or Kelly.... I'm just curious.
FWIW, After 3-4 months, most inmates will go to see any visitor they get in jail. Visits are a good way of breaking the day-to-day boredom of County jail.
Wanna go with me, Tom? It'd break up MY day, too. Besides, it's raining here in L.A. today. Seriously, folks, there's nothing like attending the live theater of an American murder trial. I encourage ya'll to do this at least ONCE in your lives. (Note: I'm not fond of Las Vegas, otherwise I'd be there now.) Hey, maybe we should All go--en masse. Led by Shock and Awe. Give us something to chat about the rest of our virtual lives.
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Well I know one guy who gone by and welcomed them.
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Wanna go with me, Tom? It'd break up MY day, too. Besides, it's raining here in L.A. today. Seriously, folks, there's nothing like attending the live theater of an American murder trial. I encourage ya'll to do this at least ONCE in your lives. (Note: I'm not fond of Las Vegas, otherwise I'd be there now.) Hey, maybe we should All go--en masse. Led by Shock and Awe. Give us something to chat about the rest of our virtual lives.
I'd gladly checkout the trial for a day. Most times though, trials are incredibly boring. I actually think Craig would hangout and talk to me for a 20 minute phone/jailhouse visit though. He came over to my house in Venice a few times, and I'm pretty sure he would be just sitting around watching bad TV in his cell.
Visiting someone in County Jail takes a minimum of 3-4 hours here in Los Angeles, so I'm guessing it would take a few hours in Vegas as well.
Road trip? :)
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I'd gladly checkout the trial for a day. Most times though, trials are incredibly boring. I actually think Craig would hangout and talk to me for a 20 minute phone/jailhouse visit though. He came over to my house in Venice a few times, and I'm pretty sure he would be just sitting around watching bad TV in his cell.
Visiting someone in County Jail takes a minimum of 3-4 hours here in Los Angeles, so I'm guessing it would take a few hours in Vegas as well.
Road trip? :)
I'm in Vegas, come on down!!! ;D
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don't you think Ron mut have visited? Getting the inside scoop for get biggers
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I'd gladly checkout the trial for a day. Most times though, trials are incredibly boring. I actually think Craig would hangout and talk to me for a 20 minute phone/jailhouse visit though. He came over to my house in Venice a few times, and I'm pretty sure he would be just sitting around watching bad TV in his cell.
Visiting someone in County Jail takes a minimum of 3-4 hours here in Los Angeles, so I'm guessing it would take a few hours in Vegas as well.
Road trip? :)
Okie-dokie, Tom. Sounds like a road trip to rememberr. Whaddoyathink, Ron? Wanna sponsor a GetBig busload? A Before (the Trial) Party? Let's see what we can do here: We'll meet in the Venice Gold's parking lot at _____, on _______; book individual rooms at _______ in Las Vegas, and visit both Craig and Kelly at Clark County Jail (visiting hours to be confirmed), preferably during the week.
I only have a 2-seater sports car, but I'd be happy to contribute gas money to our group's designated driver. Who's in?
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Okie-dokie, Tom. Sounds like a road trip to rememberr. Whaddoyathink, Ron? Wanna sponsor a GetBig busload? A Before (the Trial) Party? Let's see what we can do here: We'll meet in the Venice Gold's parking lot at _____, on _______; book individual rooms at _______ in Las Vegas, and visit both Craig and Kelly at Clark County Jail (visiting hours to be confirmed), preferably during the week.
I only have a 2-seater sports car, but I'd be happy to contribute gas money to our group's designated driver. Who's in?
I like it!
The Magical Mystery Tour rides again! We'll drop acid in Ontario and by Barstow we'll all think we have 21" arms and vascular calves! Here's our itinerary:
8am..... Gold's Venice parking lot.
9am...... Lincoln Blvd to score some hubba for the road trip.
10am.... Smoke hubba & drop acid.
11am.... Stop at In & Out Burger in Barstow and trip.
1pm...... Pull into Las Vegas and check-in to Caesar's (I've got some comps we can use).
2pm..... Pick-up budget priced hooker for visit to County Jail.
3pm..... Go to County Jail & visit Titus. Use hooker to re-enact scene from Midnight Express.
4pm.... Put $100 on Titus' books.
6pm... Get new hooker that looks like Kelly Ryan and have a 5-on-1 session. Take pics and post on Getbig.
Rest of trip.... Party, drink, party, drink, repeat.
I've got a new Cadillac, so there's plenty of space for 4-5 freaks. Reserve your seat today!
#1 Tom
#2 Ramazon
#3
#4
#5
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i'd love to pay Kelly a visit right about now, you know she's dying for some dick.
Kelly's getting all the pussy she can handle right now...
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Kelly's getting all the pussy she can handle right now...
lol
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<<Led by Shock and Awe. Give us something to chat about the rest of our virtual lives>>
Hmmm... brought into the fray by the voice of...
a) hostility??
b) resentment??
c) boredom??
d) lack of creativity??
You decide...
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I like it!
The Magical Mystery Tour rides again! We'll drop acid in Ontario and by Barstow we'll all think we have 21" arms and vascular calves! Here's our itinerary:
8am..... Gold's Venice parking lot.
9am...... Lincoln Blvd to score some hubba for the road trip.
10am.... Smoke hubba & drop acid.
11am.... Stop at In & Out Burger in Barstow and trip.
1pm...... Pull into Las Vegas and check-in to Caesar's (I've got some comps we can use).
2pm..... Pick-up budget priced hooker for visit to County Jail.
3pm..... Go to County Jail & visit Titus. Use hooker to re-enact scene from Midnight Express.
4pm.... Put $100 on Titus' books.
6pm... Get new hooker that looks like Kelly Ryan and have a 5-on-1 session. Take pics and post on Getbig.
Rest of trip.... Party, drink, party, drink, repeat.
I've got a new Cadillac, so there's plenty of space for 4-5 freaks. Reserve your seat today!
#1 Tom
#2 Ramazon
#3
#4
#5
Promising and terribly funny itinerary, Tom. If Hunter Thompson were alive, he'd certainly want to join in. Looks like it's just us, however. Sure wish Shock would sign on. P.S. I'm not good at waiting for others to get off their glutes. How many days you want to give it?
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Done! I'll bring the Red Hawaiian Punch laced with Clenbuterol that Dan Duchaine used to make and keep in his fridge... even the Feds missed that one! ::)
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I'm considering it. Kelly not Craig. I don't know if I will though
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Only one spot left! Don't miss out, sign-up today!
Occupants of the Cadillac:
Driver: Tommywishbone
Shotgun: Ramazon
Seat #3: Shockandawe
Seat #4: Buffalo
Seat #5: ?
Please remember to bring bail money for yourself, any personal medications, and a note from your mom authorizing you to drink heavily.
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holy shit!!
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(http://myke.komar.org/trips/august_2002_roadtrip/pic_71-DSCN0145_l.jpg)
Road Trip! ;)
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Who are those people? :)
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Almost peed my pants when I saw the picture (and I agree with cmm). I've been following these posts since January and decided to join the fun! For a bunch of "muscleheads" you guys are pretty witty.
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RFLMAO
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Please, no more letters or e-mails! Seat #5 has been filled by Formerfitnessbabe.
Occupants of the Cadillac:
Driver........ Tommywishbone
Shotgun..... Ramazon
Seat #3..... Shockandawe
Seat #4 .... Buffalo
Seat #5..... Formerfitnessbabe
A few friendly reminders:
* Personal hygiene is important, but not that important.
* Limit of (2) small or (1) large bag.Small plastic bags filled with power or vegetation do not count.
* No dogs or cats.
* No musical instruments.
* Anyone using dye-o-derm or such, will pay a $25 cleaning deposit.
* Any lingerie or underpants left in the Cadilllac will become the property of the Cadillac's owner.
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Please, no more letters or e-mails! Seat #5 has been filled by Formerfitnessbabe.
Occupants of the Cadillac:
Driver........ Tommywishbone
Shotgun..... Ramazon
Seat #3..... Shockandawe
Seat #4 .... Buffalo
Seat #5..... Formerfitnessbabe
A few friendly reminders:
* Personal hygiene is important, but not that important.
* Limit of (2) small or (1) large bag.Small plastic bags filled with power or vegetation do not count.
* No dogs or cats.
* No musical instruments.
* Anyone using dye-o-derm or such, will pay a $25 cleaning deposit.
* Any lingerie or underpants left in the Cadilllac will become the property of the Cadillac's owner.
You're a great leader, Tommy! Thanks for putting me shotgun. Next step: WHEN do you suggest we go? In what hotel do you suggest we stay, or shall we return the same day? (I'll certainly help you with the driving.) Also, would you like me to call the jail and get the visiting hours, etc. Also, "Bigbalddaddy" says he's already in Las Vegas. Does he live there? A "greeter" could be helpful to
our group. BTW, all joking aside for a moment, you do know that I'm serious about going, right? Both me and my Furbie.
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Almost peed my pants when I saw the picture (and I agree with cmm). I've been following these posts since January and decided to join the fun! For a bunch of "muscleheads" you guys are pretty witty.
(http://myke.komar.org/trips/august_2002_roadtrip/pic_71-DSCN0145_l.jpg)
disclaimer: Tommywishbone, Ramazon, Shockandawe, Buffalo probably looks nothing like these "stand-ins models". :o
you have been warned. ;)
have fun on your trip! Say hi to killy and Tight-ass for me ;)
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Where do we stay?
From 1st schedule... :)
1pm...... Pull into Las Vegas and check-in to Caesar's (I've got some comps we can use).
Now if prime center Strip is not OK with some of you, we can rethink our sleeping arrangements.
I'm thinking we should all grow Elvis muttonchops for the trip. Formerfitnessbabe, you can use the stick-on type. ;D
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You KNOW them and you're not going!!! How can you not drive a car
behind us! Bring the kids. C'mon, dewd, let me help you drop the
excuses. Let's do something to EXTRAORDINARY together.
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You KNOW them and you're not going!!! How can you not drive a car
behind us! Bring the kids. C'mon, dewd, let me help you drop the
excuses. Let's do something to EXTRAORDINARY together.
I've worked with Titus and Kelly before --- don't care if our paths ever crossed again. ;)
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I didn't think they'd look exactly like this, I was actually hoping they had spent more time in the sun (or at least a bed). I will not leave lingerie because I do not wear any, unless it's for a photo. :o Hygiene will not be an issue for me, and I pack very light. I have no problem with paste on facial hair. I will be visiting Kelly, but not Craig, as the last time I spoke with him he threatened to kill me. I would like to suggest the Hard Rock as it has the best pool in town!
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I'll supply the disposable digital cameras(they do make those,right?)..............and I hope someone takes a laptop. You guys have got to keep us posted- I'm sure we don't mind drunk posts. We wants pics and all. Especially some of Craig behind bars.
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That's me in the back left side of the car...I am NOT, repeat NOT, the skinny guy without sunglasses. 8)
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I didn't think they'd look exactly like this, I was actually hoping they had spent more time in the sun (or at least a bed). I will not leave lingerie because I do not wear any, unless it's for a photo. :o Hygiene will not be an issue for me, and I pack very light. I have no problem with paste on facial hair. I will be visiting Kelly, but not Craig, as the last time I spoke with him he threatened to kill me. I would like to suggest the Hard Rock as it has the best pool in town!
Good girl--good hotel choice. No smoking there, too, right? That'll help us continue breathing as we lounge at the pool. And don't worry, Babe, should you need lingerie for a sudden photo shoot, I'll show you how to tear a tee shirt up to make a Gucci knock-off.
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Ramazon, You sound like a man of many talents! I plan on returning with an entire wardrobe of nothing but torn-up knock-offs made from the hand-me-downs of 4 hotties! I must warn you all though, being a "former fitness babe" I'm guessing I'm a good 10-15 years older than all of you (though I don't look or act it!) I will not be the house mother and plan on getting into just as much trouble as possible. Do you think they'll let Kelly wear hats in prison? I know how much she loves them and have given her several over the years. I have a few that might go well with orange jumpsuits. Is there enough room for a couple of hat boxes?
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Ramazon, You sound like a man of many talents! I plan on returning with an entire wardrobe of nothing but torn-up knock-offs made from the hand-me-downs of 4 hotties! I must warn you all though, being a "former fitness babe" I'm guessing I'm a good 10-15 years older than all of you (though I don't look or act it!) I will not be the house mother and plan on getting into just as much trouble as possible. Do you think they'll let Kelly wear hats in prison? I know how much she loves them and have given her several over the years. I have a few that might go well with orange jumpsuits. Is there enough room for a couple of hat boxes?
I'm sure you're still more than hot ;D
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Ahhh....a car full of "Slot Ho's"... NICE!!!!
Ram, you can tear my T any day of the week and twice on Sunday. The more public the tearing, the better!
BTW, Is it possible to have a shotgun position that seats TWO?? <wink>
If not, I'll just sit on the console.
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I'm sure you're still more than hot ;D
nice, making a play now..
very preemptive ;)
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Hey, leave the boys alone. Early play, late play, it's all the same to me. I've been doing walking lunges all week so I can fit into my thong. Keep up with the ego boosters! 8)
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OK all you road-trippers. Time for the gut check. I'm going to Las Vegas, May 15, 16, 17, & 18. I'm booked at Caesars for the three nights... returning on the 18th. Now this can't be the road trip because I am actually going for work & I'm flying :). But you are on notice... prepare yourselves!
FFB, I like the sound of those walking lunges.... excellent.
If time permits, I might take the few hours required at go see Titus. I'll keep you posted.
-Tom
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Hey, leave the boys alone. Early play, late play, it's all the same to me. I've been doing walking lunges all week so I can fit into my thong. Keep up with the ego boosters! 8)
we need a pic! ;) ;D
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OK, now remember this is Olympia '02 (then Currentfitnessbabe) ;) Trying to find something more recent.
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This will be something like the bangbus.com, correct?
Although I doubt you fellas will be allowed to bring a camera.. >:(
YIP
Zack
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TWB, if they let you, get us that snap of Titus. Would love to see his current state. My vote is cameras are allowed on the Road Trip, although we all have editorial privileges before anything is posted. I am in Salt Lake, so I can fly to LA for the ride or meet you all down there (Although that scenario defeats the whole purpose of "Road Trip"). Work is nuts for me this month, plus I NEED to go to Cabo for Memorial Day, so if we can shoot for June or July that would be much better for me. What is everyone else's schedule looking like?
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Okay, can someone tell me HOW to submit a photo.... either on the side in my profile or in the body of a text/ post message? I'm such a techno wastoid! ;)
:P
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I'm right there with you. I've been able to put photos in text if I convert to JPG, but I guess you need a URL address or something to post one with your bio. Don't even ask me! Someone please help us. All brawn, no brains!
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... I will be visiting Kelly, but not Craig, as the last time I spoke with him he threatened to kill me. ....
ya'd think that this would put a person in to a unique category but alas, it is not to be. This is just Craigers way of saying hello. He threatened to kill just about everyone.
The irony of irony is that his wife beat him in being the first one to actually do it.
Let's this be a lesson:
You rarely concern yourself with someone who constantly threatens to kill you. You worry about the little guy/girl in the back, who never says anything but plans it out in advance.
This doesn't always work out and is somewhat put out here in fun...:D
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.... I will not leave lingerie because I do not wear any, unless it's for a photo. :o ....
you beat me to this...
I don't wear any either although it is not as visually appealing as what your image conjurs up in people's minds.
I left out "hairy" from my handle to give you a hint of what it would look like.
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Ahhh....a car full of "Slot Ho's"... NICE!!!!
Ram, you can tear my T any day of the week and twice on Sunday. The more public the tearing, the better!
BTW, Is it possible to have a shotgun position that seats TWO?? <wink>
If not, I'll just sit on the console.
I like you too, Shock. You're The Man! And, if I were going, I'd insist you sit on my lap where I could hold you in my arms like a baby and bottle feed you if you got cranky. In my muttonchops, of course. Alas, I'm training with my best pal (a former Ms. O) in New York this week, so there'll be no Viva La Vegas for me. Aw, shucks...I'm all shook up!
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Ahh.... nothing like a little infantilism to get my day going... Bottle feedings? Lap cradles? Can I bring my adult diapers or is this a messy anything-goes party?
<shudder> :-\
Actually, methinks there may be some gender confusion going on on this board, but in the world of C&K, does that really matter all that much? <ba-bump>
By the way, I was going to fly in on Allegiant Air and pay a visit. What's the deal with visiting hours and such? Any specific days, does anyone know?
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Did visit Craig. Only two people are allowed at a time, for a maximum of 25 minutes via video screen.
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Excellent. Post a report if/when you have time.
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Did visit Craig. Only two people are allowed at a time, for a maximum of 25 minutes via video screen.
Where's the interview?
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On bodybuilding.com, Brenda Kelly has an absolutley worthless interview with Kelly Ryan in the joint. Waste of time though, imo.
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thanks for the heads up i wont read it
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On bodybuilding.com, Brenda Kelly has an absolutely worthless interview with Kelly Ryan in the joint. Waste of time though, imo.
It is worthless. Kelly and Craig murdered someone, and the majority of the interview is about Kelly and Brenda telling each other how good their hair and skin look. It is really an outrage and people should be appalled.
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I'm sure they are both eligible for regular jail visits. I'd think somebody would have gone to see him or her by now. I don't mean this as a show of support for Craig or Kelly.... I'm just curious.
FWIW, After 3-4 months, most inmates will go to see any visitor they get in jail. Visits are a good way of breaking the day-to-day boredom of County jail.
In all honesty....who cares???? They're murdering idiots.