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Title: 23 and me, etc
Post by: chaos on November 02, 2017, 08:40:11 PM
Anyone try one of these dna tests that tell you what your ancestry is? How many self hating hebrews do we really have running aroind getbig? :D
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 02, 2017, 08:51:01 PM
it would be hilarious if the following results came back and....

1-Vinces Goodrum and Basile are cousins
2-Joon and Be There share the same Great grandfather
3-Matt C and Wiggs are Brothers
4-Bruce Jenner is Toy Poodle's real dad
5-Shizzo is the illegetimate son of Ron
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 02, 2017, 08:57:35 PM
I'd love to get a report on my history even though I have a pretty complete family tree.  I'm white but I have a big hanging ni66a dick so you never know.

The reason I don't get tested is because I don't trust my DNA in their hands.  Just another thing for the government to demand to be turned over to them.

They might clone me and try to replace me with my clone that now works for the CIA.  Then I'd have to fight my clone to the death for control of my identity.   ;D
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 02, 2017, 09:57:43 PM
I'd love to get a report on my history even though I have a pretty complete family tree.  I'm white but I have a big hanging ni66a dick so you never know.

The reason I don't get tested is because I don't trust my DNA in their hands.  Just another thing for the government to demand to be turned over to them.

They might clone me and try to replace me with my clone that now works for the CIA.  Then I'd have to fight my clone to the death for control of my identity.   ;D

Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: Pray_4_War on November 02, 2017, 10:06:41 PM


That's pretty much exactly what would happen.
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 02, 2017, 10:40:06 PM
Cool idea, just don't understand why anyone cares about that.

I'm white. End of story.

I also act accordingly.
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: Matt on November 02, 2017, 11:22:02 PM
it would be hilarious if the following results came back and....

1-Vinces Goodrum and Basile are cousins
2-Joon and Be There share the same Great grandfather
3-Matt C and Wiggs are Brothers
4-Bruce Jenner is Toy Poodle's real dad
5-Shizzo is the illegetimate son of Ron

Looool.  You forgot to include Vince Goodrum CSN MFT CEO as being one of my brothers!!

Being 50% Italian, I am probably 2% North African Hebrew, and 5% Neanderthal.
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: NelsonMuntz on November 02, 2017, 11:27:20 PM
Looool.  You forgot to include Vince Goodrum CSN MFT CEO as being one of my brothers!!

Being 50% Italian, I am probably 2% North African Hebrew, and 5% Neanderthal.

well you know, well watch the video for some education

Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: robcguns on November 03, 2017, 05:05:45 PM
Cool idea, just don't understand why anyone cares about that.

I'm white. End of story.

I also act accordingly.

Exactly
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: robcguns on November 03, 2017, 05:06:43 PM
well you know, well watch the video for some education



Great fucking movie
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: chaos on November 03, 2017, 06:30:54 PM
Looool.  You forgot to include Vince Goodrum CSN MFT CEO as being one of my brothers!!

Being 50% Italian, I am probably 2% North African Hebrew, and 5% Neanderthal.
Probably? Have you done the test?
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: tommywishbone on November 03, 2017, 06:49:11 PM
The wife keep hounding me to do the Ancestry.com thing. Fine! Cheek swab with a q-tip. A month later...

..."I'm most likely from Caucasian descendants from northern Europe, possibly Ireland..."

Their data base is absurdly small. They can't tell you jack shit. They then wanted to sell some "upgraded" search for more money.

Total complete nonsense. You're better off spending your money on internet steroids. Much better!
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: robcguns on November 04, 2017, 10:43:28 AM
Honestly if I did that test and came back any percent African I would kill my self.
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: TTfit on November 04, 2017, 10:47:30 AM



Interesting piece. I don't know how to embed it properly on this site. Uses triplets and quadruplets and compares.
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: visualizeperfection on November 04, 2017, 11:44:52 AM
Looool.  You forgot to include Vince Goodrum CSN MFT CEO as being one of my brothers!!

Being 50% Italian, I am probably 2% North African Hebrew, and 5% Neanderthal.

You're 100% faggot.

And no one gives a fuck about the genealogy of the dumb fucks dumb enough to fuck and create you (the faggot).
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: TTfit on November 04, 2017, 11:52:14 AM



Interesting piece. I don't know how to embed it properly on this site. Uses triplets and quadruplets and compares.

Someone tell me how to embed this properly please.
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: Taffin on November 04, 2017, 12:51:01 PM


Interesting piece. I don't know how to embed it properly on this site. Uses triplets and quadruplets and compares.

Someone tell me how to embed this properly please.

You were nearly there, just knock the 's' out of the 'https' and it works......
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: DPump on November 04, 2017, 12:54:02 PM
I'd love to get a report on my history

The reason I don't get tested is because I don't trust my DNA in their hands.  Just another thing for the government to demand to be turned over to them.

   ;D


On point.   Supposedly there are a lot of sinister things they want it for.   These companies sell the dna info

Also u can see what diseases you are prone too and insurance companies will secretly not cover u.  Seems like the health insurance co could buy this info and it could save them down the road
 
Title: Re: 23 and me, etc
Post by: Hulkotron on November 04, 2017, 01:02:14 PM
Seems like an activity for the smaller guys.