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Title: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: old-school-lifter on February 15, 2018, 07:01:40 PM
are the Hodge Twins- they tried to be "natural " bodybuilders and when they failed @ that..........they tried stand up comedy

2. arj barker  - how do people part with the $ to this guy he is total shit

3. will Anderson-  aussie who is total shit also, resorts to screaming and profanity within 2 minutes of his bit and watch him @ the Montreal festival............he is dying on stage and barely any laughter

4. dave hughes- another aussie who's shit

5. Michael McIntyre- brit who looks 1/2 chinese- another crap comedian
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Purge_WTF on February 15, 2018, 07:06:02 PM
 Dane Cook. Guy's as funny as a hysterectomy.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: cephissus on February 15, 2018, 07:06:12 PM
Do the Hodge twins still claim natural?
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: che on February 15, 2018, 07:13:43 PM
Carlos Mencia
Joe Rogan
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Nether Animal on February 15, 2018, 07:19:04 PM
Jodi Miller
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Eric2 on February 15, 2018, 07:19:17 PM
Jerry Seinfeld, Joe Rogan.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 15, 2018, 07:22:57 PM
Fat bitch Amy Schumer.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Dave D on February 15, 2018, 07:26:32 PM
Bill Cosby, Larry the Cable Guy
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: BB on February 15, 2018, 07:36:29 PM
Amy Schumer - Has a career because most women aren't funny, super famous Senator uncle, and got in tight with the NYC comedy community which gave her instant cred and a good source to steal from.

Never cared for Russell Brand.

Robin Williams - Status as a stand up has grown since he morgue trucked himself, but he wasn't a funny stand up. Decent actor though.

Sam Kinison's legacy is far bigger than it should be. Wild guy in a business of wild guys, but a good, not great comic.

There a ton from this new generation - Samantha Bee, Iliza shlesinger, Aziz, etc....
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: old-school-lifter on February 15, 2018, 08:33:58 PM
true true


Schumer is crap
Robin willaims highly overrated

Russell Brand- terrible

Samantha bee- total shite too
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Kwon on February 15, 2018, 08:53:31 PM
are the Hodge Twins- they tried to be "natural " bodybuilders and when they failed @ that..........they tried stand up comedy

2. arj barker  - how do people part with the $ to this guy he is total shit

3. will Anderson-  aussie who is total shit also, resorts to screaming and profanity within 2 minutes of his bit and watch him @ the Montreal festival............he is dying on stage and barely any laughter

4. dave hughes- another aussie who's shit

5. Michael McIntyre- brit who looks 1/2 chinese- another crap comedian

Prefer sit-down comedy
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: LittleJ on February 15, 2018, 08:56:41 PM
Kevin Hart
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: be back on February 15, 2018, 10:03:13 PM
any woman comedienne, none of them are funny..
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: robcguns on February 16, 2018, 03:40:18 AM
any woman comedienne, none of them are funny..

Exactly.with Schumer being the worst.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: ratherbebig on February 16, 2018, 03:48:07 AM
thats like listing unfunny comedies.

Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Dokey111 on February 16, 2018, 04:45:34 AM
George Carlin was funny back in the 70's, then he turned into a cranky old fuck like the rest of us
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Purge_WTF on February 16, 2018, 04:57:49 AM
George Carlin was funny back in the 70's, then he turned into a cranky old fuck like the rest of us

 The death of his wife made him bitter.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Mothballs on February 16, 2018, 06:17:47 AM
1. Any Woman

2. Joe Rogaine

3. Louie Anderson

4. Ralphie May

5. Kevin Meaney

Agree Robin Williams was terribly overrated. And Dennis Miller too.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: SuperTed on February 16, 2018, 06:36:00 AM
Can't think of any I actually like tbh.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: K1RB on February 16, 2018, 06:44:42 AM
1) Any woman
2) Dane Cook
3) Kevin Hart
4) George Lopez
5) Ray Romano

Id rather have a colostomy bag stuck to my hip than listen to any of the above-
How any of them achieved any type of notoriety is beyond me-
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 16, 2018, 07:04:14 AM
Amy Schumer stole almost her whole early act from watching youtubes of D list comedians. All reworked stolen jokes.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Desolate on February 16, 2018, 07:39:56 AM
There are no more Rodney Dangerfields. 8)

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Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: oldgolds on February 16, 2018, 07:45:50 AM
Dangerfield was hilarious....Larry the cable guy is pretty funny too.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: visualizeperfection on February 16, 2018, 08:00:42 AM
any woman comedienne, none of them are funny..

Whitney Cummings had a standup special that was entertaining.

In general, they aren't very good.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 16, 2018, 10:01:03 AM
Any female comedian
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 16, 2018, 10:06:58 AM
Richard Pryor: terrible
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 16, 2018, 10:08:17 AM
Any female comedian

As far as females go, the only one I can think of off the top of my head is Wanda Sykes. I thought she was decent and didn't always have to resort to jokes about periods and shit like that.

Never understood Russell Brandt hype either.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Zillotch on February 16, 2018, 10:28:20 AM
1 amy schumer
2 amy schumer
3 amy schumer
4 amy schumer
5 amy schumer

as well as

Any female comedian
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: SOMEPARTS on February 16, 2018, 10:34:20 AM
Kimmel no doubt. Constantly crying about politics bastard.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: funk51 on February 16, 2018, 10:51:00 AM
dane cook lots of energy zero content, ray romano and kevin james sitcoms not bad stand up boring as all ...kevin hart not funny once you get tired at laughing at his facial expressions. tons of others esp def=jam comedians like shucky ducky quack quack etc.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: be back on February 16, 2018, 11:20:46 AM
As far as females go, the only one I can think of off the top of my head is Wanda Sykes. I thought she was decent and didn't always have to resort to jokes about periods and shit like that.

Never understood Russell Brandt hype either.

this was funny
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 16, 2018, 12:08:01 PM
Amy Pig Schumnwr

Granny Tranny Kathy Griffen


(https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/kathy-griffin-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Montague on February 16, 2018, 03:12:23 PM
Jerry Seinfeld, Joe Rogan.


I never understood the appeal of Seinfeld - the comic OR the show.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Desolate on February 16, 2018, 03:15:26 PM
Kimmel no doubt. Constantly crying about politics bastard.

The funny thing about him is that isn't he in third place?

If I were ABC, I'd tell him to stop talking about stuff he clearly doesn't understand and concentrate on getting better ratings to get out of last place. ::)
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: Montague on February 16, 2018, 03:17:01 PM
Amy Pig Schumnwr

Granny Tranny Kathy Griffen


(https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/kathy-griffin-1.jpg)


Concur on ALL POINTS.
Title: Re: Shittiest Unfunny Comedians , your top 5................number 1
Post by: SOMEPARTS on February 17, 2018, 12:26:19 AM
The funny thing about him is that isn't he in third place?

If I were ABC, I'd tell him to stop talking about stuff he clearly doesn't understand and concentrate on getting better ratings to get out of last place. ::)


I have no idea what place he was in but I watched Carson and Letterman every night when I was a kid so to hell with all these new guys, haha. Haven't had cable for years so no real exposure to it anymore. I guess you could blame a bit of it on Letterman as he got political there at the end.