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Title: Getbig boot camp
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 04, 2018, 11:21:15 AM
to all the new people here; twinks and flotsam, this is the Getbig bootcamp.
Do you have what it takes to become a regular poster here?


day 1:
Stand guard outside Goodrum's house all night to watch for burglars.

day 2:
Furniture shopping with Primemuscle. Subsequent golden shower.

day 3:
Basic photoshop groundwork for IronMeister.

day 4:
Avesher calls your boss. A panel of Getbiggers will judge how you react.

day 5:
A day with Go4It on the cruise ship. You will be peeling potatoes and there is extra points for banging one of the ship's passengers.

day 6:
Written work. Basile has attacked Goodrum and the situation is heated. You are thrown into the thread and your task is to calm Vince & Vince down.

day 7:
Gym session with SF1900. Arm and delt extravaganza.

day 8:
Essay time. You will write a 10 page essay on the culture and history of Getbig. Kahn N Singh and Metaphysical will judge the essay.


Earn a high enough grade, over all 8 days, and you will be allowed to post on Getbig.



Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: Eric2 on April 04, 2018, 11:52:18 AM
to all the new people here; twinks and flotsam, this is the Getbig bootcamp.
Do you have what it takes to become a regular poster here?


day 1:
Stand guard outside Goodrum's house all night to watch for burglars.

day 2:
Furniture shopping with Primemuscle. Subsequent golden shower.

day 3:
Basic photoshop groundwork for IronMeister.

day 4:
Avesher calls your boss. A panel of Getbiggers will judge how you react.

day 5:
A day with Go4It on the cruise ship. You will be peeling potatoes and there is extra points for banging one of the ship's passengers.

day 6:
Written work. Basile has attacked Goodrum and the situation is heated. You are thrown into the thread and your task is to calm Vince & Vince down.

day 7:
Gym session with SF1900. Arm and delt extravaganza.

day 8:
Essay time. You will write a 10 page essay on the culture and history of Getbig. Kahn N Singh and Metaphysical will judge the essay.


Earn a high enough grade, over all 8 days, and you will be allowed to post on Getbig.





Anyone whom actually went through boot camp automatically qualify.  Anyone whom actually went through MCRD as depicted in video, above and beyond all.
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: dan18 on April 04, 2018, 11:52:41 AM
I went through boot camp in Parris Island so im covered..
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: Eric2 on April 04, 2018, 11:54:09 AM
I went through boot camp in Parris Island so im covered..


San Diego here.
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: dan18 on April 04, 2018, 12:02:30 PM
San Diego here.
troop 3016 landed on parris island December 22.1984 3rd battalion H company and yes parris island is everything you ever heard ..
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: njflex on April 04, 2018, 12:03:45 PM
DAY 9 A BOXING SESSION AND POSSIBLE BEATING FROM BJ181

DAY 10  A POSEDOWN AGAINST DJ161 WITH THE WINNER ACTUALLY THE LOSER DUE TO DJ CRYING ABOUT IMPARTIAL JUDGEING AND HIS DECA NOT KICKING IN YET..

DAY 11 TRAINING SESSION WITH DJ 'SESSION'4 OF THE DAY EACH LASTING 3 HRS
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: B R on April 04, 2018, 12:19:30 PM
Day 12:
Home “steroid” brewing with ESFitness. In the infamous luxury kitchen,learn the tricks of the trade that go into making Eric’s patented,super sterile,’Black Widow 400’.
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: njflex on April 04, 2018, 12:26:09 PM
Day 12:
Home “steroid” brewing with ESFitness. In the infamous luxury kitchen,learn the tricks of the trade that go into making Eric’s patented,super sterile,’Black Widow 400’.
DAY 13 ESF FITNESS FLYING TO THE U.K. TO HELP BE BACK/THERE/SIMPLE SIMON/JEFF WITH HIS LAST DAYS OF PREP...
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: dan18 on April 04, 2018, 12:28:00 PM
Day 12:
Home “steroid” brewing with ESFitness. In the infamous luxury kitchen,learn the tricks of the trade that go into making Eric’s patented,super sterile,’Black Widow 400’.
DAY 13

SPEND 13 HOURS WATCHING GOODRUMS YOU TUBE VIDEOS IF YOU DONT BLOW YOU'RE BRAINS OUT DAY 13 AWAITS
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: Eric2 on April 04, 2018, 12:30:28 PM
troop 3016 landed on parris island December 22.1984 3rd battalion H company and yes parris island is everything you ever heard ..

Parris Island, sand fleas and humidity. Yeah..... I heard.

1989 1st Battalion Alpha Co. Platoon 1083.
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: Skeletor on April 04, 2018, 12:35:22 PM
Day 14:
be presented with a live WYHI situation. Turns out to be dime piece tranny. Fuck regardless, claim no homo.

Day 15:
listen to Tbombz sermon while wearing infamous bunny suit.

Day 16:
visit Mirage hotel room 7 (next to the ice maker). Knock on door and walk in.
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: dan18 on April 04, 2018, 12:36:58 PM
Parris Island, sand fleas and humidity. Yeah..... I heard.

1989 1st Battalion Alpha Co. Platoon 1083.
Drill instructors aint right in'' the head'' parris island no one around for miles  :-\  good to know you brother
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: dan18 on April 04, 2018, 12:42:34 PM
day 17

click on all ron's post's and view all his schmoe body building thong pics without insulting him for being a fat outa shape guy with a camera at bodybuilding events
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: be back on April 04, 2018, 12:51:57 PM
DAY 13 ESF FITNESS FLYING TO THE U.K. TO HELP BE BACK/THERE/SIMPLE SIMON/JEFF WITH HIS LAST DAYS OF PREP...

he wouldnt survive the flight, guys fucked,, ;)
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: Eric2 on April 04, 2018, 01:02:14 PM
Drill instructors aint right in'' the head'' parris island no one around for miles  :-\  good to know you brother

Ooh rah, once a Marine always a Marine!!👍
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 04, 2018, 01:11:09 PM
day 18:

you will be painting glow-in-the-dark blue stars on Basile's bedroom ceiling. When night time comes, you will make sure he has a protein drink by the bed, and you put him to bed and watch him marvel at the glowing blue stars.
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: robcguns on April 04, 2018, 01:43:20 PM
I would do 1 and 7.
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: Go 4 It on April 04, 2018, 02:08:59 PM
Day 5.1, while on the ship you must endure the epic Go 4 It -Breakfast of Champions,  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: njflex on April 04, 2018, 02:47:34 PM
DAY 19 G 4 IT AND BJ161 ENGAGE IN A WHO CAN WEAR THE TIGHTEST TSHIRT CONTEST
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: TonyAlva on April 04, 2018, 03:01:40 PM
Prime muscle thing maybe a deal breaker in this itineraries  :-X
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: Go 4 It on April 04, 2018, 03:02:45 PM
DAY 19 G 4 IT AND BJ161 ENGAGE IN A WHO CAN WEAR THE TIGHTEST TSHIRT CONTEST
DAY 19 G 4 IT AND BJ161 ENGAGE IN A WHO CAN WEAR THE TIGHTEST TSHIRT CONTEST
;D
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: The Keto Kid on April 04, 2018, 03:16:18 PM
Day 20, learn how to perfectly perform the Shmoe Squat, with instructor Bethany Carter Howlett.
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: Pray_4_War on April 04, 2018, 03:29:08 PM
Marine Corps drill instructors are some of the finest human beings you will ever meet.   

High speed, low drag, squared away individuals with frog voices.  Hoarse from screaming at people almost 24 hours a day.  Knife hand wielding, hard charging, Devil Dogs.  Men.

 
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: dan18 on April 05, 2018, 06:47:07 AM
Marine Corps drill instructors are some of the finest human beings you will ever meet.   

High speed, low drag, squared away individuals with frog voices.  Hoarse from screaming at people almost 24 hours a day.  Knife hand wielding, hard charging, Devil Dogs.  Men.

 
boy stop pissin in you're boots you slack dick piss ant and drop to the floor and give me 50 push ups before I stomp you're ass into dust
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 05, 2018, 07:01:16 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 05, 2018, 07:35:05 AM
day 21:

bigbobs and sherief el salami have heard that a nice specimen of used Nasser El Sonbaty posing trunks is located somewhere in Los Angeles. Track down leads and try to find these used trunks.
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: J. Richards on April 05, 2018, 07:32:44 PM
MCRD San Diego...  3099 ...
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 05, 2018, 07:39:26 PM
Day 23- grunts must submit to viewing to a deep tissue massage from T Bombz while he waxes poetic about how Christianity cured his desire for gay dudes penises

Day 24--Grunts must organize and itemize every photo of Goodrum and Vissy in Fitness Frenzy's collection

Day 25- Grunts must win debate with Nether Animal over who really should have placed fifth at the 1977 IFBB Ugandan Pro Gran Prix show
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 06, 2018, 03:53:07 AM
day 26:

Seminar with herne. Herne will present you with 100 different images of semi nude ladies. You will have to place the images into the categories they fit into:
- not in DP's kitchen
- on DP's sofa
- for Henda
- "no comment"
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 06, 2018, 03:54:23 AM
Day 24--Grunts must organize and itemize every photo of Goodrum and Vissy in Fitness Frenzy's collection

do you think that can be done in a single day?  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: Marty Champions on April 06, 2018, 05:18:26 AM
Day 5.1, while on the ship you must endure the epic Go 4 It -Breakfast of Champions,  ;D
dam this would be an epic shit...u train in mornings?
Title: Re: Getbig boot camp
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 07, 2018, 11:28:26 AM
Day 27--Grunts must be able to endure a whole day reading Matt C posts without screAming "C'MON, WHAT THE FUCK!"

Day 28-Must enter the octagon and face Darren Avey and Suck My Muscle at the same time for a fight to submission, and given  a permanantly wet muscle magazine donated from Funk 51's collection as their only weapon

Day 29--Grunts are given 30 seconds to peek under Princess L's dress and guess the gender. Only the correct answers will move to the next day

Day 30-Grunts must go to local Portland Bath House with Prime Muscle and mop up after he finishes blowing 20 sailors on shore leave. Drippings must be contained and saved for snack later on