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Title: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: judochoke on June 04, 2018, 01:45:48 PM
I go to a gym in garden grove ca, close to little Saigon. all of the young girls all look and act the exact same. all wearing Victoria secrets spandex, all wearing high waist ed leggings that say pink on them. after every set they tug up on the tights, even thou they don't ever move downward.
then after each set, they check there phone, then look around to see who's watching them in the mirror. after every 4the set, they remove the hair band around there ponytail, rearrange there hair, put the hair in another pony tail, look to see who was watching them.

then they put on there pink top, wear it for two sets, take it off, see whose watching, and put it back on like a stripper does trying to act all sexy.  they all do the same act, it very funny to me.

no I'm not being a pervert. but I rest for 60 seconds between sets, so I have to look at something.

not trying to be a dick, they pays theres monies to the gym, they can do whatever they want.      just cracks me up ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: Marty Champions on June 04, 2018, 01:47:37 PM
op prefers cock
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: balzac on June 04, 2018, 02:08:26 PM
great times  :D

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Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 04, 2018, 02:10:58 PM
op prefers cock

Yep, an old gay geezer
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: Ted SuperSet on June 04, 2018, 02:13:09 PM
Yep, an old gay geezer

you are also old. 40+ like me
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: Dan-O on June 04, 2018, 02:16:43 PM
Srsly tho, 99% of the girls in the gym aren't checking out the guys.  They're watching the other girls.  It's all a competition to them.  They are comparing themselves to the other girls.
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: Ted SuperSet on June 04, 2018, 02:17:31 PM
Srsly tho, 99% of the girls in the gym aren't checking out the guys.  They're watching the other girls.  It's all a competition to them.  They are comparing themselves to the other girls.

true
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 04, 2018, 02:22:05 PM
you are also old. 40+ like me

That may be true, but not a 50+ gay geezer
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: keanu on June 04, 2018, 02:52:30 PM
God bless their young asses in yoga pants :o
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: dan18 on June 04, 2018, 03:08:42 PM
God bless their young asses in yoga pants :o
This hes pissed because he cant pull the trigger
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: cephissus on June 04, 2018, 03:22:23 PM
Srsly tho, 99% of the girls in the gym aren't checking out the guys.  They're watching the other girls.  It's all a competition to them.  They are comparing themselves to the other girls.

weird, just like 99% of the guys
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: Go 4 It on June 04, 2018, 03:45:57 PM
It's a glorious time to be in the gym these days, yoga pants everywhere, and you're in Cali theres gotta be tons of top notch chicas there, use it as motivation to get shredded bro!
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Post by: IRON CROSS on June 04, 2018, 04:17:15 PM
Get Bigger who invented Lycra should be knighted  8)
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: judochoke on June 04, 2018, 04:27:56 PM
hey dont get me wrong, im not complaining. its kind of hot to see camel toes everywhere. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) and im invisible to all the hotties, because im so freaking old. they know im not going to talk to them, so they are not afraid to be working out
next to a big old bald headed 270 hunk of man. but their antics are funny.
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: Primemuscle on June 04, 2018, 04:50:34 PM
Srsly tho, 99% of the girls in the gym aren't checking out the guys.  They're watching the other girls.  It's all a competition to them.  They are comparing themselves to the other girls.

Supposedly this is true for most women. They are more concerned about the competition than they are with the opposite sex.
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: Marty Champions on June 04, 2018, 05:05:24 PM
hey dont get me wrong, im not complaining. its kind of hot to see camel toes everywhere. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) and im invisible to all the hotties, because im so freaking old. they know im not going to talk to them, so they are not afraid to be working out
next to a big old bald headed 270 hunk of man. but their antics are funny.
smile more act like your having a blast there even if u arent, make eye contact n smile inquire about an exercise that shes doing. let her self qualify to you let her rant, say wow thats awesome n give her a high five.... dont self qualify to her telling her what you do ect thats wat all guys do.. elevate her emotions in a positive way always.. dont be judgemental women hate that... u keep this dialouge with every woman there eventualy they get so comfortable with u that u will sense it, youll get there number then



ps stop looking pissed off stop lifting 2 heavy like your king shit, women will think your boasting
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: dan18 on June 04, 2018, 05:25:16 PM
smile more act like your having a blast there even if u arent, make eye contact n smile inquire about an exercise that shes doing. let her self qualify to you let her rant, say wow thats awesome n give her a high five.... dont self qualify to her telling her what you do ect thats wat all guys do.. elevate her emotions in a positive way always.. dont be judgemental women hate that... u keep this dialouge with every woman there eventualy they get so comfortable with u that u will sense it, youll get there number then



ps stop looking pissed off stop lifting 2 heavy like your king shit, women will think your boasting
Or just don't wear underwear with your shorts and let your 9incher slip out ;D
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: Dieter on June 04, 2018, 05:36:37 PM
I go to a gym in garden grove ca, close to little Saigon. all of the young girls all look and act the exact same. all wearing Victoria secrets spandex, all wearing high waist ed leggings that say pink on them. after every set they tug up on the tights, even thou they don't ever move downward.
then after each set, they check there phone, then look around to see who's watching them in the mirror. after every 4the set, they remove the hair band around there ponytail, rearrange there hair, put the hair in another pony tail, look to see who was watching them.

then they put on there pink top, wear it for two sets, take it off, see whose watching, and put it back on like a stripper does trying to act all sexy.  they all do the same act, it very funny to me.

no I'm not being a pervert. but I rest for 60 seconds between sets, so I have to look at something.

not trying to be a dick, they pays theres monies to the gym, they can do whatever they want.      just cracks me up ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


My advice to you..............Start with eye contact with a short linger, Smile, be cool, and just say, ‘Hey.’ That’s all you have to do to get noticed even if your old. If she’s interested, she’ll come on to you and you might fuck her after the workout.

You can also politely ask to work in with her on a machine after she’s finished her set. Offer to go to the water fountain for her. and fill her bottle. Then ask for her number and go from there.

Hope that helps

P.S. Theres absolutely no reason why an older guy like you cant pick up a smoking hot 18-21 year old at the gym. If you go in there with a solid plan, a few good openers and some determination you will eventually succeed.....good luck
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: cephissus on June 04, 2018, 05:41:01 PM
Offer to go to the water fountain for her. and fill her bottle.

If she's the kind of girl to fill her water bottle at the fountain, she won't be getting a second thought from me  >:(
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: Primemuscle on June 04, 2018, 05:52:42 PM
Or just don't wear underwear with your shorts and let your 9incher slip out ;D

Wouldn't that get you evicted?  ;D
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: Primemuscle on June 04, 2018, 05:54:33 PM

My advice to you..............Start with eye contact with a short linger, Smile, be cool, and just say, ‘Hey.’ That’s all you have to do to get noticed even if your old. If she’s interested, she’ll come on to you and you might fuck her after the workout.

You can also politely ask to work in with her on a machine after she’s finished her set. Offer to go to the water fountain for her. and fill her bottle. Then ask for her number and go from there.

Hope that helps

P.S. Theres absolutely no reason why an older guy like you cant pick up a smoking hot 18-21 year old at the gym. If you go in there with a solid plan, a few good openers and some determination you will eventually succeed.....good luck

Right on. Good fatherly advice right there.
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: IroNat on June 05, 2018, 04:23:13 AM

My advice to you..............Start with eye contact with a short linger, Smile, be cool, and just say, ‘Hey.’ That’s all you have to do to get noticed even if your old. If she’s interested, she’ll come on to you and you might fuck her after the workout.

You can also politely ask to work in with her on a machine after she’s finished her set. Offer to go to the water fountain for her. and fill her bottle. Then ask for her number and go from there.

Hope that helps

P.S. Theres absolutely no reason why an older guy like you cant pick up a smoking hot 18-21 year old at the gym. If you go in there with a solid plan, a few good openers and some determination you will eventually succeed.....good luck

Doubtful.

Are you sure you can't think of any reasons?
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: dan18 on June 05, 2018, 05:11:53 AM

My advice to you..............Start with eye contact with a short linger, Smile, be cool, and just say, ‘Hey.’ That’s all you have to do to get noticed even if your old. If she’s interested, she’ll come on to you and you might fuck her after the workout.

You can also politely ask to work in with her on a machine after she’s finished her set. Offer to go to the water fountain for her. and fill her bottle. Then ask for her number and go from there.

Hope that helps

P.S. Theres absolutely no reason why an older guy like you cant pick up a smoking hot 18-21 year old at the gym. If you go in there with a solid plan, a few good openers and some determination you will eventually succeed.....good luck
HAHAHHHA WELCOME TO THE FRIEND ZONE  :-*
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: bgm on June 05, 2018, 05:12:20 AM
Doubtful.

Are you sure you can't think of any reasons?

Just let an atm receipt of your account balances fall to the floor. That will get them interested in you.....
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: dan18 on June 05, 2018, 05:21:10 AM
Just let an atm receipt of your account balances fall to the floor. That will get them interested in you.....
overdrawn account gets them wet ;D
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: keanu on June 05, 2018, 05:22:43 AM
Just let an atm receipt of your account balances fall to the floor. That will get them interested in you.....

This is how I hooked my wife, for real.
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: dan18 on June 05, 2018, 05:46:37 AM
This is how I hooked my wife, for real.
That's a good women right there didn't care that you were broke :P
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Post by: Powerlift66 on June 05, 2018, 05:54:16 AM
Im sure they get a kick out of you also Judo. 8)
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: DooM_ on June 05, 2018, 05:59:31 AM
Srsly tho, 99% of the girls in the gym aren't checking out the guys.  They're watching the other girls.  It's all a competition to them.  They are comparing themselves to the other girls.

yes , they care more what the other girls think , the competition  ;D
Title: Re: the young girls at my gym crack me up
Post by: deadz on June 05, 2018, 06:04:32 AM
Fun to look at. Once they open their mouth they are annoying.