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Title: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
Post by: The True Adonis on June 11, 2018, 07:06:22 PM
A bunch of stinkers rolling around grabbing various man parts in hopes of "domination".

Mike Tyson in his prime would destroy every single Jiu Jitsu moron.
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Post by: The True Adonis on June 11, 2018, 07:08:12 PM
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Post by: Coach is Back! on June 11, 2018, 09:51:32 PM
A bunch of stinkers rolling around grabbing various man parts in hopes of "domination".

Mike Tyson in his prime would destroy every single Jiu Jitsu moron.

In a boxing match.
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Post by: SOMEPARTS on June 11, 2018, 10:06:31 PM
I guess that "favorite poster on getbig" thread brought you back?   ;D
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Post by: keanu on June 11, 2018, 10:52:32 PM
The line has been cast. Anyone biting? ;D
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Post by: Rambone on June 12, 2018, 05:14:04 AM
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Post by: dan18 on June 12, 2018, 06:17:00 AM
A bunch of stinkers rolling around grabbing various man parts in hopes of "domination".

Mike Tyson in his prime would destroy every single Jiu Jitsu moron.
Easy gollum its no better than men getting pumped up wearing thongs and greasing each other up in hopes of winning other mens attention for a prize....




YEA I BIT THE LINE ;D
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Post by: loco on June 12, 2018, 06:42:16 AM
A bunch of stinkers rolling around grabbing various man parts in hopes of "domination".

Mike Tyson in his prime would destroy every single Jiu Jitsu moron.

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Post by: Kwon on June 12, 2018, 06:48:33 AM
Short match :D

Kevin Jackson = "What's an Armbar?" :D
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Post by: HTexan on June 12, 2018, 07:33:58 AM
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Title: Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
Post by: Rascal full on June 12, 2018, 07:38:29 AM
A prime Mike Tyson would have destroyed 99.9% of the population he's not a good example. Ju-Jitso is not for me but I imagine it would help in any fight that goes past the striking stage and you end up rolling on the floor.
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Post by: illuminati on June 12, 2018, 07:40:15 AM
A prime Mike Tyson would have destroyed 99.9% of the population he's not a good example. Ju-Jitso is not for me but I imagine it would help in any fight that goes past the striking stage and you end up rolling on the floor.

yep exactly right.
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Post by: MoralMan on June 12, 2018, 11:45:17 AM
Being on the floor in a street fight vulnerable to getting your head stomped isn't a good idea. JJ is great as a sport, on the street its Muai Thai
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Post by: IroNat on June 12, 2018, 12:18:47 PM
I don't think Tyson in his prime could beat a top BJJ guy.

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Post by: Tennisballz on June 12, 2018, 12:59:13 PM
Being on the floor in a street fight vulnerable to getting your head stomped isn't a good idea. JJ is great as a sport, on the street its Muai Thai
what if they charge you and tackle you and you miss swinging at them on the way in?
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Post by: Fortress on June 12, 2018, 01:01:10 PM
By the time it’s even possible to consider BJJ, a real fight is over.
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Post by: deadz on June 12, 2018, 03:06:42 PM
Boxer wins a street fight against bjj.
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Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on June 12, 2018, 03:32:40 PM
Being on the floor in a street fight vulnerable to getting your head stomped isn't a good idea. JJ is great as a sport, on the street its Muai Thai
One on one...with nobody else present...if. a street fight goes to the ground...the jitsu man wins 99% of the time. But if anybody else is present...they may very well chime in and kick the jitsu mans skull in. In that case...anybody on ground is fucked. But alone...no onlookers...the jitsu man wins 99% of the time once it hits the ground.
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Post by: illuminati on June 12, 2018, 03:35:56 PM
One on one...with nobody else present...if. a street fight goes to the ground...the jitsu man wins 99% of the time. But if anybody else is present...they may very well chime in and kick the jitsu mans skull in. In that case...anybody on ground is fucked. But alone...no onlookers...the jitsu man wins 99% of the time once it hits the ground.

Yes likely true.
Only 99% of fights start when upright
Then best to finish it while still upright.
 ;)
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Post by: Notomorrow on June 12, 2018, 03:46:03 PM
Even in his prime, Tyson would be in a clinch for a great part of nearly every fight...A clinch with someone very skilled in BJJ and Tyson simply would be helpless...This doesn't make them more bad ass or anything.....just a skill set Mike didn't have.  One clinch with a Gracie or someone like that and they just would have the skill to choke him out quite easily..could break an arm while at it....Mike was not an all around combat fighter..he was a boxer...different sport

Like saying Usain Bolt would smoke everyone in the Marathon...just a different skill set...he's still the fastest man but would get smoked in any amount of distance...Tysons still the baddest but would not have the ability or knowledge to fight a master in mma grappling, submission holds,etc.
Title: Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
Post by: Kwon on June 12, 2018, 04:27:59 PM
Even in his prime, Tyson would be in a clinch for a great part of nearly every fight...A clinch with someone very skilled in BJJ and Tyson simply would be helpless...This doesn't make them more bad ass or anything.....just a skill set Mike didn't have.  One clinch with a Gracie or someone like that and they just would have the skill to choke him out quite easily..could break an arm while at it....Mike was not an all around combat fighter..he was a boxer...different sport

Like saying Usain Bolt would smoke everyone in the Marathon...just a different skill set...he's still the fastest man but would get smoked in any amount of distance...Tysons still the baddest but would not have the ability or knowledge to fight a master in mma grappling, submission holds,etc.

Prime Tyson would destroy Usain Bolt, no contest.
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Post by: Anna Recksiek on June 12, 2018, 04:38:03 PM
Prime Tyson would destroy Usain Bolt, no contest.

What about Ben Johnson though, he was jacked.
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Post by: Europe on June 12, 2018, 04:43:56 PM
What about Ben Johnson though, he was jacked.

what about Kevin Levrone? he could run fast, play guitar and achieve 24inch guns babies..  :'(
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Post by: Desolate on June 12, 2018, 04:46:06 PM
Boxers can struggle if they have to fight with less rules.

I'm not sure prime Tyson would even know how to block a kick.
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Post by: Anna Recksiek on June 12, 2018, 04:49:20 PM
Boxers can struggle if they have to fight with less rules.

I'm not sure prime Tyson would even know how to block a kick.

I tysons prime I'm not sure many would have the balls to throw a kick at him
Title: Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
Post by: Fortress on June 12, 2018, 05:14:00 PM
Even in his prime, Tyson would be in a clinch for a great part of nearly every fight...A clinch with someone very skilled in BJJ and Tyson simply would be helpless...This doesn't make them more bad ass or anything.....just a skill set Mike didn't have.  One clinch with a Gracie or someone like that and they just would have the skill to choke him out quite easily..could break an arm while at it....Mike was not an all around combat fighter..he was a boxer...different sport

Like saying Usain Bolt would smoke everyone in the Marathon...just a different skill set...he's still the fastest man but would get smoked in any amount of distance...Tysons still the baddest but would not have the ability or knowledge to fight a master in mma grappling, submission holds,etc.

Again, a real fight is very different from one controlled as sport.

Tyson would likely unleash a volley of shots at the start of a dust-up and ... that would be that.

And if the opponent was still standing, he wouldn’t be able to consider any effective retaliation before Mike would further tenderize buddy’s body and face.
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Post by: Desolate on June 12, 2018, 05:29:42 PM
I tysons prime I'm not sure many would have the balls to throw a kick at him

Why not?

If you're going to fight, then fight.
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Post by: The True Adonis on June 12, 2018, 05:36:29 PM
I even think Mayweather could beat McStinker in an MMA fight.

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Post by: The True Adonis on June 12, 2018, 05:38:19 PM
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Post by: Desolate on June 12, 2018, 05:47:28 PM
The guy he's fighting can't have speed as well?

He couldn't even stop Buster Douglas' jab.

Not exactly a world class jab either. ::)
Title: Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
Post by: Bevo on June 12, 2018, 05:52:27 PM
Being on the floor in a street fight vulnerable to getting your head stomped isn't a good idea. JJ is great as a sport, on the street its Muai Thai

In the streets it’s a gun
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Post by: IroNat on June 12, 2018, 06:27:00 PM
Tyson broke his hand once in a streetfight.

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Post by: Desolate on June 12, 2018, 07:01:56 PM
Yeah, against Mitch "Blood" Green. :P

By the way, Green took him the distance in the ring.
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Post by: Kwon on June 12, 2018, 07:03:18 PM
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Post by: Desolate on June 12, 2018, 07:05:07 PM
One of the funniest videos ever.



"Mike Tyson is a homo." - Mitch "Blood" Green.
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Post by: Earl1972 on June 12, 2018, 07:41:42 PM
randy couture beat james toney

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Post by: SGT BARNES on June 12, 2018, 08:27:57 PM
once saw guys punch at each other and fall down punched some more.  not much art to the martial event.  true story bruh
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Post by: Europe on June 12, 2018, 08:58:42 PM
randy couture beat james toney



Ray Mercer flatlined 5x UFC champ Tim Sylvia
Title: Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
Post by: Ropo on June 12, 2018, 10:21:21 PM
A bunch of stinkers rolling around grabbing various man parts in hopes of "domination".

Mike Tyson in his prime would destroy every single Jiu Jitsu moron.

So why don't you go to the local Jiu Jitsu club and make a video to show how you kick their ass in real fight ?
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Post by: Tennisballz on June 12, 2018, 10:25:59 PM
Everyone knows it's a bait thread but they still get sucked in  ;D

I remember Riddick Bowe (I believe) making an attempt to fight in muay thai.  It was brutal, his knee got kicked over and over.  Painful to watch.  Boxers really have no answer for leg kicks.  IMO, muay thai reigns supreme
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Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on June 13, 2018, 06:04:05 AM
Yes likely true.
Only 99% of fights start when upright
Then best to finish it while still upright.
 ;)
Agree...100%!!!!
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Post by: BIG DUB on June 13, 2018, 08:27:20 AM
Even some of the Gracies got their asses kicked in their early challenge matches they use to have. There is a video of them going to a Judo dojo and getting thrown around by the judokas there because they didn't know the throwing techniques.
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Post by: falco on June 13, 2018, 08:46:29 AM
Is it true that jiu jitsers don't bath some weeks before the fight, to use the smell as a chemical weapon?
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Post by: HTexan on June 13, 2018, 12:56:24 PM
One of the funniest videos ever.



"Mike Tyson is a homo." - Mitch "Blood" Green.

Raping another man is gangsta ;D
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Post by: Earl1972 on June 13, 2018, 03:51:14 PM
Ray Mercer flatlined 5x UFC champ Tim Sylvia
sylvia was a standup fighter, no wrestling or jiu jitsu

also he only won the belt twice as far as i know

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Post by: OlympiaGym on June 13, 2018, 06:57:32 PM
Jocko Willink.

Also, what is TA's home address?
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Post by: AbrahamG on June 13, 2018, 07:01:00 PM
I even think Mayweather could beat McStinker in an MMA fight.



No.  Just no.
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Post by: The True Adonis on June 13, 2018, 07:29:55 PM
Jocko Willink.

Also, what is TA's home address?
I like Jocko.  He hates Nazis and people who support them.  Plus he loves what Israel is doing to the Scum in Gaza.  Good man and American Patriot.

Unlike you.  You would be laughed at by any service member of any merit in the US.  Totally unwelcome.


Hope this helps sugarbear.
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Post by: OlympiaGym on June 13, 2018, 08:02:53 PM
I like Jocko.  He hates Nazis and people who support them.  Plus he loves what Israel is doing to the Scum in Gaza.  Good man and American Patriot.

Unlike you.  You would be laughed at by any service member of any merit in the US.  Totally unwelcome.


Hope this helps sugarbear.

Home address?




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Post by: BSN on June 13, 2018, 11:53:23 PM
Yeah, against Mitch "Blood" Green. :P

By the way, Green took him the distance in the ring.

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Post by: pellius on June 14, 2018, 01:27:14 AM
Even some of the Gracies got their asses kicked in their early challenge matches they use to have. There is a video of them going to a Judo dojo and getting thrown around by the judokas there because they didn't know the throwing techniques.

Really? Where and when? I was training with the Gracies in Torrance, Ca in the early 1990s when those
challenge matches were going full throttle. Running the academy at the time was Rorion, Rickson, Royler and Royce. Don't recall anybody losing during that time.

And exactly where are those videos where they are getting "thrown around" by Judokas? I do remember some posted between the legendary Howard Nishioka and Rickson Gracie where it shows Howard executing some legit clean throws on Rickson. Those vids were titled like "Howard throws Rickson" and "Judo beat Gracie Jiu-Jitsu". Problem is that they only showed about 15 seconds of the video where indeed Rickson does get tossed on his ass. But if you watch the whole session, about 15 minutes beginning at 3:45, you will see that, though Judo is not Rickson's specialty and stand up is not his strong suit, he takes Howard down four times and taps him twice. Howard take Rickson down twice and does not, nor does he even attempt, to tap him while on the ground. Royler, also featured, was much better at Judo and competed often in Judo tournaments.