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Title: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 13, 2018, 03:48:46 PM
Lets pretend this current dilemma exists with "Getbigger X:"

Getbigger X is a multimillionaire. Getbigger X has a girlfriend. Getbiggers X's girlfriend also has a sister who has a boyfriend. Sister's boyfriend does not make a lot of money.

Getbigger X is going out for Fathers day with the following people:

Girlfriend
Sister
Sister's boyfriend
Girlfriends mother and father

Getbigger X, the multimillionaire, wants to pay for the whole Father's Day Dinner (even though Getbigger's X girlfriend wants to pay for it, but Getbigger X will not allow this). However, Getbigger X is hesitant to pay for the meal in front of everyone, in an effort to avoiding making the sister's boyfriend feel bad, who cannot afford to "chip in" for the meal.

What should Getbigger X do? Have the girlfriend pay for it, then give her the money on the side?
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: The Keto Kid on June 13, 2018, 03:57:01 PM
Excuse yourself after dinner before desert, out of vision from the group pull the waiter aside and take care of the tab. Then it will be a surprise,  let the group pitch in for the tip.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 13, 2018, 04:12:23 PM
Excuse yourself after dinner before desert, out of vision from the group pull the waiter aside and take care of the tab. Then it will be a surprise,  let the group pitch in for the tip.

Good idea, although, any way Getbigger X goes about it, the sister's boyfriend will inevitably know that I paid, but at least it will not be in front of him.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Anna Recksiek on June 13, 2018, 04:15:24 PM
Pay in front of him and talk loudly and be a dick about it. It's not your fault the guys a fucking deadbeat. He should feel bad about being broke. It's the only way he will change and be able to provide.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 13, 2018, 04:17:29 PM
Pay in front of him and talk loudly and be a dick about it. It's not your fault the guys a fucking deadbeat. He should feel bad about being broke. It's the only way he will change and be able to provide.

Hmmm, but then getbigger X may make other people angry.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: nicorulez on June 13, 2018, 04:47:36 PM
So SF1900, you are a multi-millionaire. If so be like Trump and pay in front of all while telling the sister's BF how small his hands are. Then, you whip out a "MAGA" hat and hail Master Trump for making this meal a reality. No other way for a true GetBigger to do this.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 13, 2018, 05:11:03 PM
So SF1900, you are a multi-millionaire. If so be like Trump and pay in front of all while telling the sister's BF how small his hands are. Then, you whip out a "MAGA" hat and hail Master Trump for making this meal a reality. No other way for a true GetBigger to do this.

I never said this was related to me.  ??? ???
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: IroNat on June 13, 2018, 05:17:34 PM
The rich guy can invite everybody and treat them.

No problem.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: IRON CROSS on June 13, 2018, 05:28:40 PM
Hmmm, but then getbigger X may make other people angry.


Yes, p___ them off Mr.X  ;)
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: chaos on June 13, 2018, 05:55:46 PM
Good idea, although, any way Getbigger X goes about it, the sister's boyfriend will inevitably know that I paid, but at least it will not be in front of him.

I never said this was related to me.  ??? ???
:o

Pay in front of him and talk loudly and be a dick about it. It's not your fault the guys a fucking deadbeat. He should feel bad about being broke. It's the only way he will change and be able to provide.
This
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 13, 2018, 05:57:45 PM
:o
This

The "I" was a typo.

I didn't want to give my friend away.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 13, 2018, 05:59:38 PM

Yes, p___ them off Mr.X  ;)

If Mr. Vince Basile was at dinner with Getbigger X, he would pay for the WHOLE dinner.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 13, 2018, 06:52:53 PM
I never said this was related to me.  ??? ???

Good idea, although, any way Getbigger X goes about it, the sister's boyfriend will inevitably know that I paid, but at least it will not be in front of him.

???

Nothing wrong with being rich broseph, you're safe here, don't hide it.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 13, 2018, 07:16:45 PM
???

Nothing wrong with being rich broseph, you're safe here, don't hide it.

Sorry, it’s not about me. It’s about Vince Goodrum.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SOMEPARTS on June 13, 2018, 08:22:59 PM
Another Shizzo-esque quality thread from OP...
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 13, 2018, 08:29:37 PM
Another Shizzo-esque quality thread from OP...

Posting about posting.

Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 14, 2018, 05:37:35 AM
Lets pretend this current dilemma exists with "Getbigger X:"

Getbigger X is a multimillionaire. Getbigger X has a girlfriend. Getbiggers X's girlfriend also has a sister who has a boyfriend. Sister's boyfriend does not make a lot of money.

Getbigger X is going out for Fathers day with the following people:

Girlfriend
Sister
Sister's boyfriend
Girlfriends mother and father

Getbigger X, the multimillionaire, wants to pay for the whole Father's Day Dinner (even though Getbigger's X girlfriend wants to pay for it, but Getbigger X will not allow this). However, Getbigger X is hesitant to pay for the meal in front of everyone, in an effort to avoiding making the sister's boyfriend feel bad, who cannot afford to "chip in" for the meal.

What should Getbigger X do? Have the girlfriend pay for it, then give her the money on the side?

What you're really saying is that "sister" is a mud shark.

Therefore, sister's boyfriend should have extra cash since he obviously didn't have to buy a Fathers' Day gift.

Sister likely has a prolapsed anus.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: BB on June 14, 2018, 05:50:01 AM

What should Getbigger X do? Have the girlfriend pay for it, then give her the money on the side?

This, or pay for it, and give them a cordial  "Don't worry, you guys can get the next one" like it's not a big deal.

I'm guessing you don't see them enough for it to be an issue, and if it is, fuck it, you were being a nice guy.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 14, 2018, 09:10:27 AM
What you're really saying is that "sister" is a mud shark.

Therefore, sister's boyfriend should have extra cash since he obviously didn't have to buy a Fathers' Day gift.

Sister likely has a prolapsed anus.

Hope this helps.


Her bf is white.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 14, 2018, 09:11:20 AM
This, or pay for it, and give them a cordial  "Don't worry, you guys can get the next one" like it's not a big deal.

I'm guessing you don't see them enough for it to be an issue, and if it is, fuck it, you were being a nice guy.

Getbigger X sees them quite often.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 14, 2018, 09:31:42 AM
Her bf is white.

But you said he's a broke-ass bitch.

I'm confused.  :-\
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: ilalin on June 14, 2018, 09:37:37 AM
After you have finished eating, excuse yourself pretending to go to the bathroom and pay for it. Don't mention anything, of course.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: BB on June 14, 2018, 11:21:18 AM
Getbigger X sees them quite often.

Then have the girlfriend handle it, her family, her problems :).
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Taffin on June 14, 2018, 11:27:13 AM
Depends...

Is 'brother' a nice guy, or has he been in rehab where he was a dick to everyone, including family...?
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 14, 2018, 11:33:24 AM
Lets pretend this current dilemma exists with "Getbigger X:"

Getbigger X is a multimillionaire. Getbigger X has a girlfriend. Getbiggers X's girlfriend also has a sister who has a boyfriend. Sister's boyfriend does not make a lot of money.

Getbigger X is going out for Fathers day with the following people:

Girlfriend
Sister
Sister's boyfriend
Girlfriends mother and father

Getbigger X, the multimillionaire, wants to pay for the whole Father's Day Dinner (even though Getbigger's X girlfriend wants to pay for it, but Getbigger X will not allow this). However, Getbigger X is hesitant to pay for the meal in front of everyone, in an effort to avoiding making the sister's boyfriend feel bad, who cannot afford to "chip in" for the meal.

What should Getbigger X do? Have the girlfriend pay for it, then give her the money on the side?

This would happen..

Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 14, 2018, 12:06:01 PM
Depends...

Is 'brother' a nice guy, or has he been in rehab where he was a dick to everyone, including family...?

Not the brother. It's the sister's boyfriend.

Hes a really cool guy, just never had a career.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: el numero uno on June 14, 2018, 12:26:13 PM
Didn't know you were rich.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Conker on June 14, 2018, 12:42:25 PM
getbigger x should hire a hitman to dispose of broke dude, then he can pay the bill without felling bad. plus you getbigger x can then start banging the sister too. win/win
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Henda on June 14, 2018, 12:49:01 PM
Getbigger x should remember he didn’t get to be a millionaire by paying the way of penniless bums and needlessly buying meals for cu nt in law parents and be happier keeping his money in his wallet. He should also remember his spare time is very valuable and should spend it lying on the couch rather than attending a dinner where he likely despises everyone in attendance
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 14, 2018, 12:58:26 PM
Getbigger x should remember he didn’t get to be a millionaire by paying the way of penniless bums and needlessly buying meals for cu nt in law parents and be happier keeping his money in his wallet. He should also remember his spare time is very valuable and should spend it lying on the couch rather than attending a dinner where he likely despises everyone in attendance

Well, getbigger X would be paying for his girlfriends parents, which he has zero problems with.

In fact, getbigger X enjoys girlfriends family, as they are very kind to him and has no problem going out for a night on the town.  :) :)

I surmise GetbiggerX would have zero problems taking Mr. Goodrum out for a special night on the town.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Henda on June 14, 2018, 01:07:19 PM
Well, getbigger X would be paying for his girlfriends parents, which he has zero problems with.

In fact, getbigger X enjoys girlfriends family, as they are very kind to him and has no problem going out for a night on the town.  :) :)

I surmise GetbiggerX would have zero problems taking Mr. Goodrum out for a special night on the town.

Getbigger x is a very tolerant and generous man, the average Getbigger would sooner inject steroids using needles he found in tbombz garbage can than spend time with his lasses little barrel of shit shaped mother and her obese loudmouthed sister, much less pay for a meal for them.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: chaos on June 14, 2018, 04:25:01 PM
Getbigger X needs to sack up and tell that broke fuck to quit being a snowflake and deal with it.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Princess L on June 14, 2018, 06:38:51 PM
Comes across a something more than an altruistic gesture.  Someone with class would know how to handle the situation while leaving the sister & boygriend's dignity intact.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: falco on June 15, 2018, 04:40:06 AM
The closest thing rich guys have to " friends", is people who tolerate them, because he pays them stuff.
Very sad existence indeed.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: IroNat on June 15, 2018, 01:09:51 PM
The closest thing rich guys have to " friends", is people who tolerate them, because he pays them stuff.
Very sad existence indeed.

Very true.

But you can hang out with other rich people like yourself.

Get married before you become rich.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 15, 2018, 02:45:53 PM
I talked to getbigger X today and he is ready for Sunday!!!
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 17, 2018, 07:26:09 AM
Today is the day! I’ll let getbig know what happens with Getbiggers X dilemma.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 17, 2018, 09:15:28 AM
Today is the day! I’ll let getbig know what happens with Getbiggers X dilemma.

Chumps on parade. 
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 17, 2018, 09:43:50 AM
Chumps on parade. 

Hope I’m saved when I die :-(
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Taffin on June 17, 2018, 09:55:48 AM
Today is the day! I’ll let getbig know what happens with Getbiggers X dilemma.

Sh1t!  I got back to the thread too late to offer my half-as5ed advice  ;D  Hope it goes well for you him...
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: NelsonMuntz on June 17, 2018, 10:26:37 AM
pic taken at said dinner right after sf1900 paid the bill

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=459069.0;attach=504280)
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Pray_4_War on June 17, 2018, 10:26:42 AM
I'd just exscuse myself early on and discreetly take care of the bill. Then at the end of the meal tell everyone that we're going to ditch the bill.  Have everyone jump up and abruptly run out the door.

It will be exhilarating for everyone, they will feel alive from the fear of getting caught.  

Later that night your girlfriend will suck your cock with enthusiasm.  She'll feel like she's dating a bad-ass outlaw who doesn't give a fuck.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 17, 2018, 11:00:36 AM
Sh1t!  I got back to the thread too late to offer my half-as5ed advice  ;D  Hope it goes well for you him...

I’ll tell getbigger X that you wish him well.

Getbigger X will take charge of this situation, as he’s a getbigger!
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 17, 2018, 11:15:31 AM
pic taken at said dinner right after sf1900 paid the bill

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=459069.0;attach=504280)

Yes, I paid the bill for that dinner. Close to $800.00 bill.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 17, 2018, 11:17:40 AM
SF1900, are you Dan Lok?


Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 17, 2018, 11:30:34 AM
SF1900, are you Dan Lok?




Nope, but he’s my idol.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Sokolsky on June 17, 2018, 12:17:50 PM
Pay for the dinner, casually suggest that you really enjoy having BBQ's with the family and that you should have one some time in the future. Depending on the sister & boyfriends living situation they might be able to host. Suggest you could all bring some food.

That way you suggest that you like hanging out with the family and would like to do something together in the future, hosting a BBQ will leave the sister & boyfriend feeling they have something to offer in return for the paid bill, and having everyone bring a dish reduces the costs on their side. So they don't end up being put off by the thought of spending cash.

If it bothers Getbigger "X"'s girlfriend, suggest she take him out some time or buy him something (or put out for a change).

Alternatively, fake food poisoning and demand to speak with the chef. Spit in his face and exclaim that the bloody steak you ordered was well-done and that you will not accept this. Write a review on your highly decorated 'Yelp' account and threaten to sue the guy and the whole branch if you do not get the food for free, preferably in a doggybag to go.



Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 17, 2018, 12:29:08 PM
Pay for the dinner, casually suggest that you really enjoy having BBQ's with the family and that you should have one some time in the future. Depending on the sister & boyfriends living situation they might be able to host. Suggest you could all bring some food.

That way you suggest that you like hanging out with the family and would like to do something together in the future, hosting a BBQ will leave the sister & boyfriend feeling they have something to offer in return for the paid bill, and having everyone bring a dish reduces the costs on their side. So they don't end up being put off by the thought of spending cash.

If it bothers Getbigger "X"'s girlfriend, suggest she take him out some time or buy him something (or put out for a change).

Alternatively, fake food poisoning and demand to speak with the chef. Spit in his face and exclaim that the bloody steak you ordered was well-done and that you will not accept this. Write a review on your highly decorated 'Yelp' account and threaten to sue the guy and the whole branch if you do not get the food for free, preferably in a doggybag to go.





Getbigger X thanks you for the advice!
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 17, 2018, 02:30:59 PM
Getbigger X whipped out his platinum card, handed it to the waiter, then sat with his arms crossed and gave everyone at the table a wink.

That is how it’s done!
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 17, 2018, 02:44:53 PM
Getbigger X whipped out his platinum card, handed it to the waiter, then sat with his arms crossed and gave everyone at the table a wink.

That is how it’s done!

come say hi next time, bro.
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: Sokolsky on June 17, 2018, 02:45:48 PM
Getbigger X whipped out his platinum card, handed it to the waiter, then sat with his arms crossed and gave everyone at the table a wink.

That is how it’s done!

What happened when they found out it wasn't his? And is the BBQ on?
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 17, 2018, 02:51:01 PM
What happened when they found out it wasn't his? And is the BBQ on?

What wasn’t his?
Title: Re: Some Getbigger has a dilemma.....
Post by: SF1900 on June 17, 2018, 02:51:35 PM
come say hi next time, bro.

I’ll tell getbigger X!