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Title: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Notomorrow on August 19, 2018, 11:06:41 AM
This shit is an Olympic sport now. You get disqualified if you run at any time...not allowed to go as fast as you can. The winner is the one with the discipline to keep walking instead of trying to race as fast as they can.
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Thin Lizzy on August 19, 2018, 11:20:59 AM
What about curling?
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Fortress on August 19, 2018, 11:31:40 AM
Shit’s about as gay as it, ahem, comes.

Can you imagine your son announcing his plan to join a competitive walking team.

Might as well pick him up some anal lube with the new walking shoes.
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Parker on August 19, 2018, 11:35:00 AM
A competitive walker can walk faster than an IFBB Pro bodybuilder can run.
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: IroNat on August 19, 2018, 11:45:28 AM
Race-walking has been in the Olympics for a very long time.
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Kwon on August 19, 2018, 11:52:45 AM



One of them is quite beefy here
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on August 19, 2018, 12:02:31 PM
It is, of course, a sport.  Unlike bodybuilding.
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Ted SuperSet on August 19, 2018, 12:24:54 PM
Must be killing on the hips and knees no????
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Kwon3 on August 19, 2018, 02:18:40 PM



One of them is quite beefy here

But that's not walking. It's jogging. Or did they make special rules for women like they do in almost every other event ???
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: jjfit on August 19, 2018, 02:21:15 PM
What a joke. In 2020 Olympics they will have an effigy of Trump and see how far they can throw him.
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: IRON CROSS on August 19, 2018, 04:16:22 PM
Race-walking has been in the Olympics for a very long time.


None of the last 10 Mr.Olympia would be able to walk 30 km  ;D
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Rambone on August 19, 2018, 05:58:40 PM
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Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: 2ND COMING on August 19, 2018, 06:32:34 PM
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Who the fuck is this and why is he runny like joe dirt?
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Rambone on August 20, 2018, 04:28:31 AM
Who the fuck is this and why is he runny like joe dirt?

(https://j.gifs.com/APplZ7.gif)
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: oldtimer1 on August 20, 2018, 04:41:02 AM
Don't the elites of race walking walk at a 6 minute mile pace? That's 10 MPH.  Turn your treadmill up to 10 MPH and see if you can run a mile.
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Fortress on August 20, 2018, 07:09:13 AM
(https://j.gifs.com/kZ1NVx.gif)

King Tamali!
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: chrisbro on August 20, 2018, 07:18:55 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: chrisbro on August 20, 2018, 07:24:37 AM
Poos his Shorts but sticks a sponge up his ass. hardcore dude

Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Voice of Doom on August 20, 2018, 08:00:07 AM
Poos his Shorts but sticks a sponge up his ass. hardcore dude



good god...the French.  What more can they do to humiliate themselves on the world stage.  Only 3 great men have ever been produced by France, Napoleon, Voltaire, and Pierre Woodman. 
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: The_Punisher on August 20, 2018, 10:01:04 AM
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BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AH......before I even saw the last .gif, the shitty arms gave the clues away.....I knew it was Queen Tamali
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: seCrawler on August 20, 2018, 10:08:49 AM



One of them is quite beefy here


Do they have hip issues later on in life like Ronnie and Prince? It looks like great cardio.
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Dan-O on August 20, 2018, 10:12:24 AM




BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AH......before I even saw the last .gif, the shitty arms gave the clues away.....I knew it was Queen Tamali

What's up with Tamali's quads?  It looks like they tore off the bones and reattached further up his thighs.
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Straw Man on August 20, 2018, 10:59:29 AM
I can't believe no one has gotten around to posting this yet

Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on August 25, 2018, 03:06:41 AM
good god...the French.  What more can they do to humiliate themselves on the world stage.  Only 3 great men have ever been produced by France, Napoleon, Voltaire, and Pierre Woodman. 

You forgot about Andre the Giant.
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: IRON CROSS on August 25, 2018, 03:21:06 AM

This shit is an Olympic sport now.



Olympic sport since 1904, inform yourself.
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Griffith on August 25, 2018, 04:01:15 AM
Bodybuilding should be an Olympic sport  :D
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: IroNat on August 25, 2018, 04:07:34 AM
Bodybuilding should be an Olympic sport  :D

Others...

Billiards
Tiddly-winks
Darts
Backgammon
Chess
Checkers
Bocce
Spitting
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: hench on August 25, 2018, 04:34:36 AM
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: IRON CROSS on August 25, 2018, 04:52:47 AM
Bodybuilding should be an Olympic sport  :D

Perhaps 1 day on Mars Olympiad   ;D
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Taffin on August 25, 2018, 07:29:08 AM
(https://j.gifs.com/kZ1NVx.gif)

 :D

There's a couple more where they came from...

(https://s15.postimg.cc/qfqctn67v/king_down_the_hill.gif)
(https://s15.postimg.cc/dbksgvtkr/king_pump.gif)

 ;D
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Taffin on August 25, 2018, 07:35:56 AM
What's up with Tamali's quads?  It looks like they tore off the bones and reattached further up his thighs.

Definitely

Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: Rambone on August 25, 2018, 09:07:37 AM
:D

There's a couple more where they came from...

(https://s15.postimg.cc/qfqctn67v/king_down_the_hill.gif)
(https://s15.postimg.cc/dbksgvtkr/king_pump.gif)

 ;D

Haha somebody needs to make a gif of him taking a dump during those air squats. Lampshade teardrops of peas....
Title: Re: Competetuve walking is the worst sport in history
Post by: The Scott on August 25, 2018, 09:20:16 AM
:D

There's a couple more where they came from...

(https://s15.postimg.cc/qfqctn67v/king_down_the_hill.gif)

It's...It's...It's as though a gazelle had a baby with a pig.  Call it a ...a..well...a "pigelle". That sounds better than a "gazig".  ;D

As I sit here nigh on speechless, I suddenly realized that if he were to wear spiked heels he could earn a decent living aerating lawns.