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Title: this shows up to your door step
Post by: hardgainerj on August 29, 2018, 07:30:19 AM
what do you do?

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Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Parker on August 29, 2018, 07:36:30 AM
Quote from: hardgainerj on August 29, 2018, 07:30:19 AM
what do you do?

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Tell her that her video shoot is down the street, and that the black van that is sitting outside is not fooling anyone.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Tennisballz on August 29, 2018, 08:42:01 AM
Lift the skirt, check for cock.  If no cock tell her I'm a getbigger and to get the hell out of here.  If cock present, start fucking but insist that the balls don't touch because that would be gay.  When I'm cumming just keep saying 'no homo'.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: 2ND COMING on August 29, 2018, 09:02:43 AM
Compliment her weave  ???
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Tapeworm on August 29, 2018, 09:02:51 AM
Ask if she's eaten recently.  I have never gagged a black woman.  I'm kind of into gagging these days.  When their makeup runs it's like gagging a sad clown, but I have never gagged a sad black clown.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 29, 2018, 09:06:00 AM
Give her Pellius’ number.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Megalodon on August 29, 2018, 09:13:06 AM
A couple days ago, a Texas homeowner got a 3:00 am knock on the door, which they didn't answer. The next morning, after reviewing front door security cam footage, a shackled mystery woman is seen.

Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 29, 2018, 09:32:26 AM
Quote from: hardgainerj on August 29, 2018, 07:30:19 AM
what do you do?

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Slam the door, slap a black collar with a heart lock on my wife and proceed to have insane sex...for about :30 :-\
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 29, 2018, 09:41:04 AM
Quote from: Coach is Back! on August 29, 2018, 09:32:26 AM
Slam the door, slap a black collar with a heart lock on my wife and proceed to have insane sex...for about :30 :-\

Brutal honesty there, Coach. Gotta give it to you.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Sokolsky on August 29, 2018, 09:42:46 AM
Quote from: hardgainerj on August 29, 2018, 07:30:19 AM
what do you do?

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Shut the door, not into the darkies. Not a racial thing, just ain't.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Evo on August 29, 2018, 09:51:18 AM
Brutalize her like the guy who made that video did...
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: 2ND COMING on August 29, 2018, 09:58:47 AM
Quote from: Sokolsky on August 29, 2018, 09:42:46 AM
Shut the door, not into the darkies. Not a racial thing, just ain't.


Not a racial thing, just a genitalia thing. Only a homosex would turn down that chick.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Fortress on August 29, 2018, 10:12:43 AM
Offer her watermelon, fried chicken and my throbbing Viking warhammer.

Proceed to pound the chocolate whore into oblivion.

Then tell her to scram.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Parker on August 29, 2018, 10:17:38 AM
Quote from: Sokolsky on August 29, 2018, 09:42:46 AM
Shut the door, not into the darkies. Not a racial thing, just ain't.

Yall the types that would do the opposite. Especially one that does porn.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: beakdoctor on August 29, 2018, 11:08:02 AM
c'mon man this is easy. if it's of age....whitch it is.....then you wreck her asshole raw no condom no pulling out.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Pray_4_War on August 29, 2018, 01:20:58 PM
Point Glock at her through the peephole on my front door.  Tell her to leave immediately and never come back or else I'll Zim-Zam her.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: TonyAlva on August 29, 2018, 01:31:33 PM
I'd do the Christian thing of course
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: MAXX on August 29, 2018, 01:36:04 PM
the flesh may be stronger than the mind in this particular case  :-\

(boob guy)
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: robcguns on August 29, 2018, 01:36:26 PM
Close the door and say get lost.Dont care for black women and honestly don’t care much for sex either.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: IroNat on August 29, 2018, 02:46:42 PM
These Jehovahs Witnesses stop by often.

I just say "No thanks".
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: balzac on August 29, 2018, 02:49:31 PM
no thanks...

but  :P

Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Rusty Trombone on August 29, 2018, 08:05:11 PM
Quote from: Tapeworm on August 29, 2018, 09:02:51 AM
Ask if she's eaten recently.  I have never gagged a black woman.  I'm kind of into gagging these days.  When their makeup runs it's like gagging a sad clown, but I have never gagged a sad black clown.

Have you been browsing the Ghetto Gagger videos?

Awesome stuff.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: chaos on August 29, 2018, 09:32:20 PM
Quote from: Megalodon on August 29, 2018, 09:13:06 AM
A couple days ago, a Texas homeowner got a 3:00 am knock on the door, which they didn't answer. The next morning, after reviewing front door security cam footage, a shackled mystery woman is seen.


Saw this on the news. Did they ever figure out where she came from or who she was?
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Rascal full on August 30, 2018, 02:53:59 AM
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on August 29, 2018, 09:06:00 AM
Give her Pellius’ number.

Certainly looks too young for any right thinking man.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Purge_WTF on August 30, 2018, 03:03:35 AM
Quote from: TonyAlva on August 29, 2018, 01:31:33 PM
I'd do the Christian thing of course

 Cure her leprosy? Doesn't look like she has it.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Mitch on August 30, 2018, 03:08:31 AM
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Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Purge_WTF on August 30, 2018, 03:12:05 AM
Quote from: chaos on August 29, 2018, 09:32:20 PM
Saw this on the news. Did they ever figure out where she came from or who she was?

 http://www.knoe.com/content/news/Mystery-doorbell-video-woman-found-safe-after-shooting-in-Texas-492032571.html (http://www.knoe.com/content/news/Mystery-doorbell-video-woman-found-safe-after-shooting-in-Texas-492032571.html)
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Taffin on August 30, 2018, 03:32:49 AM
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Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Kwon on August 30, 2018, 06:53:00 AM

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Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Kwon on August 30, 2018, 06:56:49 AM
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Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Powerlift66 on August 30, 2018, 07:19:09 AM
Quote from: hardgainerj on August 29, 2018, 07:30:19 AM
what do you do?

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Practice my juggling??
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Kwon on August 30, 2018, 09:53:17 AM
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Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: falco on August 30, 2018, 11:52:41 AM
grab her by the pussy
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: The_Punisher on August 30, 2018, 12:01:41 PM
Quote from: hardgainerj on August 29, 2018, 07:30:19 AM
what do you do?

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LOL....drop a load on her Fugly face
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: The_Punisher on August 30, 2018, 12:02:35 PM
Quote from: Tennisballz on August 29, 2018, 08:42:01 AM
Lift the skirt, check for cock.  If no cock tell her I'm a getbigger and to get the hell out of here.  If cock present, start fucking but insist that the balls don't touch because that would be gay.  When I'm cumming just keep saying 'no homo'.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: Sokolsky on August 30, 2018, 02:26:33 PM
Quote from: 2ND COMING on August 29, 2018, 09:58:47 AM
Not a racial thing, just a genitalia thing. Only a homosex would turn down that chick.

Go ask your boyfriend for a reach around.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: illuminati on August 30, 2018, 03:28:05 PM
Quote from: hardgainerj on August 29, 2018, 07:30:19 AM
what do you do?

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Check it’s not a tarp
Put a bag on its head & one on mine in case the one on hers breaks
And Bang it & play with them Titties .
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: chaos on August 30, 2018, 06:25:42 PM
Quote from: Purge_WTF on August 30, 2018, 03:12:05 AM
http://www.knoe.com/content/news/Mystery-doorbell-video-woman-found-safe-after-shooting-in-Texas-492032571.html (http://www.knoe.com/content/news/Mystery-doorbell-video-woman-found-safe-after-shooting-in-Texas-492032571.html)
Crazy.
Title: Re: this shows up to your door step
Post by: The Scott on August 30, 2018, 06:41:50 PM
It's not really a matter of "faith" but I no longer believe in fucking for fucking's sake.  Cute young woman who in reality is probably just a nose job away from being lovely. 

For what a beautiful woman who happens to be black looks like, look no further than a young Leslie Uggams (she plays the role of "Blind Al" in "Deadpool").  She is also a superb vocalist.