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Title: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Twaddle on September 28, 2018, 09:10:14 PM
Saw this video today.  Sucky was, without a doubt, one of the most entertaining members.  He definitely had some great threads.  :D

Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Kwon on September 28, 2018, 09:57:50 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=424613.0;attach=469589;image)

(http://www.sigmasociety.com/snapshot20071229004025.jpg)

(http://i46.tinypic.com/191c1s.gif)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=425331.0;attach=469756;image)

With Candidizzle
(http://i43.tinypic.com/296oj7a.jpg)
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: _bruce_ on September 29, 2018, 12:31:09 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Hulkotron on September 29, 2018, 02:27:48 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Wiggs on September 29, 2018, 05:19:27 AM
I remember going on a 10 page argument regarding the word dummy vs. dumbie. Anyway, I ended up being right. This sob had the thread deleted. Lololol
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on September 29, 2018, 06:01:06 AM
I remember going on a 10 page argument regarding the word dummy vs. dumbie. Anyway, I ended up being right. This sob had the thread deleted. Lololol

The original Suck My Muscle was black.  FACT!
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: nicorulez on September 29, 2018, 06:19:57 AM
The original Suck My Muscle was black.  FACT!

Chadwick enlighten us miscreants. Sucky was the biggest Dorian cheerleader on her behind only ND. He hated Ronnie Coleman. You sure about that allegation.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on September 29, 2018, 07:03:52 AM
Chadwick enlighten us miscreants. Sucky was the biggest Dorian cheerleader on her behind only ND. He hated Ronnie Coleman. You sure about that allegation.

It is a reference to Milton's steadfast assertion that the original Hebrews were black.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: el numero uno on September 29, 2018, 07:05:24 AM
LOL

Suckmymuscle was an odd fella. He would usually make some controversial claims like being a natty close to 300 pounds with abs, genius level IQ, rich, etc.

It seems like he comes from a wealthy family, other that that, his claims were bullshit.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on September 29, 2018, 07:06:51 AM
LOL

Suckmymuscle was an odd fella. He would usually make some controversial claims like being a natty close to 300 pounds with abs, genius level IQ, rich, etc.

It seems like he comes from a wealthy family, other that that, his claims were bullshit.

He also claimed a 600 lb bench press, and that he once broke a German Shepherd's back with his bare hands.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: el numero uno on September 29, 2018, 07:12:18 AM
He also claimed a 600 lb bench press, and that he once broke a German Shepherd's back with his bare hands.

Hahaha yes, I remember that. Breaking a dog's spine, lol, he had a few loose screws.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Kwon on September 29, 2018, 10:40:47 AM
LOL

Suckmymuscle was an odd fella. He would usually make some controversial claims like being a natty close to 300 pounds with abs, genius level IQ, rich, etc.

It seems like he comes from a wealthy family, other that that, his claims were bullshit.

He was in some Mensa-like club if i remember correctly (Sigma Society?) so i can believe his claims regarding his IQ.

His EQ on the other hand... :D

Martial Artist and Michael Jackson-dancer as well.


Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 29, 2018, 11:33:07 AM
He was exposed as a pedo right, and owned into oblivion by Onemorerep?
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Earl1972 on September 29, 2018, 12:02:53 PM
he said i was the reason he registered on getbig, i also pointed out his german shepherd spine breaking post when it originally went unnoticed 8)

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Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: el numero uno on September 29, 2018, 12:30:40 PM
Saw this video today.  Sucky was, without a doubt, one of the most entertaining members.  He definitely had some great threads.  :D



Too bad I don't understand spoken Portuguese. The automatic subtitles kinda help (they're not perfect thou) and I have a grasp of what's going on.

- SMM introduces himself as a chess player with a Guinness record for playing blind against a bunch of other players.
- He mentions he's the autor of several papers in finances, education, technology, etc.
- He introduces an AI for automated investment called Saturno V.
- He claims a annual ROI of 46% on average.
- He asks for 500k reais (USD 124k) for 10% of the "company".
- The sharks don't understand how his system works.
- The 2 women seem to think he's a bullshitter and ask a lot of questions.
- One of the sharks calls him out because the CMV (Exchange and Securities Commission of Brazil) banned SMM from managing other people's money in 2013.
- SMM reponds by saying that he's just selling part of his investment software, therefore he's not violating the CMV norms.
- One shark offers the 500k reais for 25% of the "company". SMM counter offer is 10.09%. The shark says there's no deal.
- No one else is interested. They seem to think he's a cheat.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: el numero uno on September 29, 2018, 12:41:00 PM
lol there you have it. The CMV suspended Hindemburg Melao in 2013. Suckmymuscle is a conman.

https://www.infomoney.com.br/onde-investir/fundos-de-investimento/noticia/2653444/cvm-determina-suspensao-fundo-investimento-saturno
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 29, 2018, 12:43:23 PM
Saw this video today.  Sucky was, without a doubt, one of the most entertaining members.  He definitely had some great threads.  :D



Well, at least he tried to pitch an idea, although it was a smokescreen without enough proof to justify such a generous investment.

That dude will keep resurfacing. At the end, they were dogging him about the whole playing chess blindfolded.

"1"

Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: chaos on September 29, 2018, 12:46:32 PM
He was exposed as a pedo right, and owned into oblivion by Onemorerep?
Not a pedo, an animal "lover". Something about chickens and if an egg can fit..... :-X

I've been corrected, definitely had some pedo inspired posts.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: MAXX on September 29, 2018, 01:01:34 PM
wasn't he 500+ bench presser and 300lbs+ bw or something like that?

Wow... Looks like he could skid between raindrops. Absolutely brutal 13 inch arms.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Hulkotron on September 29, 2018, 01:20:11 PM
One of the more legendary outings in Getbig history.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Earl1972 on September 29, 2018, 02:11:52 PM
wasn't he 500+ bench presser and 300lbs+ bw or something like that?

Wow... Looks like he could skid between raindrops. Absolutely brutal 13 inch arms.

he said he was 6'5 and 280 lbs

i also remember an incident at a gym where the swat team had to be called in fort lauderdale, though a simple google search without a police report proved that to be false immediately

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Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: HTexan on September 29, 2018, 02:40:48 PM
What was his idea of shark tank?  ???
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Kwon on September 29, 2018, 03:18:38 PM
He was exposed as a pedo right, and owned into oblivion by Onemorerep?

Pillowtalk was the pederasti
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 29, 2018, 03:24:39 PM
SMM is similar to self proclaimed guru and charlatan Sevastase. Maybe they can start a business together?
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: tommywishbone on September 30, 2018, 04:43:00 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=424613.0;attach=469589;image)

Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Earl1972 on October 01, 2018, 07:48:17 PM
i still don't understand how he was outed

how did people find those pics and his real name?

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Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: el numero uno on October 01, 2018, 08:52:18 PM
i still don't understand how he was outed

how did people find those pics and his real name?

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A getbigger called Maddy started calling SMM "Pedro". It turns out it was a nickname used by SMM in another forums (it wasn't just "Pedro", I can't remember the full nickname).

People started investigating and end up outing Suckmymuscle as Hindemburg Melao Jr.

As how Maddy had all that info, I'm not sure. My hypothesis is that it was an inside job. :)

PD: it seems like Hindemburg Melao has a Wikipedia page in (broken) Spanish. Whoever wrote the article is clearly not a native speaker. Perhaps Melao wrote about himself, haha.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: HTexan on October 02, 2018, 11:45:47 AM
A getbigger called Maddy started calling SMM "Pedro". It turns out it was a nickname used by SMM in another forums (it wasn't just "Pedro", I can't remember the full nickname).

People started investigating and end up outing Suckmymuscle as Hindemburg Melao Jr.

As how Maddy had all that info, I'm not sure. My hypothesis is that it was an inside job. :)

PD: it seems like Hindemburg Melao has a Wikipedia page in (broken) Spanish. Whoever wrote the article is clearly not a native speaker. Perhaps Melao wrote about himself, haha.

I thought Derek Anthony took credit for the info?
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Dave D on October 02, 2018, 11:51:50 AM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindemburg_Melão_Jr.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Soul Crusher on October 02, 2018, 11:55:34 AM
Saw this video today.  Sucky was, without a doubt, one of the most entertaining members.  He definitely had some great threads.  :D


:D
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Soul Crusher on October 02, 2018, 11:56:09 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=424613.0;attach=469589;image)

(http://www.sigmasociety.com/snapshot20071229004025.jpg)

(http://i46.tinypic.com/191c1s.gif)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=425331.0;attach=469756;image)

With Candidizzle
(http://i43.tinypic.com/296oj7a.jpg)

IMHO - the best thread of all time on GB
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: el numero uno on October 02, 2018, 01:08:27 PM
I thought Derek Anthony took credit for the info?

I don't remember DA playing a role in SMM's outing.

I may be wrong thou, it's been 6 years.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Montague on October 02, 2018, 03:32:08 PM
IMHO - the best thread of all time on GB


It's tied with the "Bobby Sly" thread.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: galain on October 02, 2018, 10:56:41 PM
I thought it was Adam/True Adonis who did a lot to expose this weirdo.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Kwon3 on October 02, 2018, 11:24:28 PM
IMHO - the best thread of all time on GB

At least link the thread, man.  :D

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=425331.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=425331.0)
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Kwon3 on October 02, 2018, 11:26:53 PM
OMR was in rare form that day. You don't see him get involved in drama like that anymore. I think the last time was with GH15 4 years ago. I think Uncle Junior read the SMM thread and wanted to try to emulate it with his own version of a real-life showdown but it never took off because he was too dishonest and unrealistic in his conditions.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Darren Avey on October 03, 2018, 12:18:03 AM
SMM outing happened after DA departed this mortal coil. DA was involved in Squadfathers outing though.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Montague on October 03, 2018, 01:45:02 AM
It was a collaboration of several members - including some "lower-profile" ones whose names are not generally linked with the joyous occasion.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Princess L on October 03, 2018, 06:13:02 AM
Saw this video today.  Sucky was, without a doubt, one of the most entertaining members.  He definitely had some great threads.  :D


Why would you admire a chicken fucking, animal abusing, pedo that threatens to physically assault women?
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Princess L on October 03, 2018, 06:43:46 AM
 Today my attorney refered me to another attorney who speciliazes on internet privacy and libel issues. Next week, I am going to meet him and we will come up with a plan of attack.

  I will spend a lot of money, but I will fuck Adonis no matter how long it takes or how much it costs. I will cause a lot of pain to Adonis for having violated my privacy and accused me of pedophilia no matter what. I would love to take a long hard look at his face when this is all over. The expression of regret he will have in his face will be priceless. I will make him suffer in a World where the pain is vey real.

  I hope you are enjoying all the giggles, Adonis. I hope it was worth it, because you are going to pay a very steep price for them.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Those are some mighty big words for a chicken fucking, animal abusing, pedo that threatens to physically assault women all the while denying he is/was Pedro Coderch here, on numerous gay websites & Youtube which were mysteriously scrubbed following the outing.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Kwon3 on October 03, 2018, 06:51:28 AM
Based on my review of the quotes posted of his material on websites that weren't Getbig, he fit the part of a textbook incel with aspergers. I don't think he was autistic or an active pedophile, though he had tendencies in that direction based on what he wrote. He seemed too sheltered and OCD about his privacy to act on his fantasies based on how quickly he did a 180 from being the most arrogant/loud user of the forum to the most subdued and defensive when he got exposed. His issue with odors and physical bouts with illness suggest neurasthenia, or Munchausen Syndrome.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Twaddle on October 03, 2018, 06:55:45 AM
Why would you admire a chicken fucking, animal abusing, pedo that threatens to physically assault women?

Sugar Tits, who said I admire him?   ???
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Princess L on October 03, 2018, 07:07:40 AM
Sugar Tits, who said I admire him?   ???

Suckmymuscle tribute thread


trib·ute
ˈtribyo͞ot/
noun
noun: tribute; plural noun: tributes

    1.  an act, statement, or gift that is intended to show gratitude, respect, or admiration.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Kwon3 on October 03, 2018, 07:12:41 AM

Suckmymuscle tribute thread


trib·ute
ˈtribyo͞ot/
noun
noun: tribute; plural noun: tributes

    1.  an act, statement, or gift that is intended to show gratitude, respect, or admiration.

Yeah that's weird. Had he said it was a tribute to the thread about SMM, I would understand because that was 175 pages of pure Getbig gold, the last true atomic ownage this site had and hasn't seen since. But SMM? He's a nothing, a nobody, a non-factor. The most pathetic person to ever post on this site, and that's saying a lot considering that so much human shit has flowed through this board that it may as well have doubled as a sewage treatment plant. Even Big Lenny's better.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: SuperTed on October 03, 2018, 07:25:51 AM
SMM had Jason Blaha levels of delusion. Dude must have had a shitty life so created an extraordinary online character to fill the void.

If it makes you feel better, I am not completely Human. When I was 16 I had polio and as my condition didn't improve, my parents started to look for alternative treatments. They eventually came across gene therapy, which was extremely experimental at that time - I am talking here about the 1990s. The doctors convinced them that if they could insert genes into my DNA that could result in higher metabolic efficiency, I would have a better chance. So they injected me with a a virus especifically designed to alter my DNA. It was a mutagenic symbiotic retrovirus that enhances the host rather than killing him. The genes inserted coded for higher VO2 ratio, superior lactic acid clearage from the muscles, smaller and more efficient mitochondria inside cells and higher hemoglobin on red blood cells. This allowed me to survive polio, but there was an added benefit to it which became apparent to me after I returned to school: I had become a freakish athlete. I could run much faster and longer than the other kids, my muscles could explode with much more power and I was much faster and more agile and with faster reflexes. I went on to earn 15 varsity letters on 7 different sports. This, when combined with the fact that I earned a perfect 1600 on the old SAT(math + verbal) due to my high IQ, allowed me to enter Special Ops officer training at age 18, many years sooner than a regular candidate wouuld. I went there because, since my father is a millionaire, I would never have to work anyway and I wanted to do something exciting. During my days of active duty, I lived in England during intelligence work and met many MI6 guys. I had fuull access to the entire MI6 database above top secret. At age 24 I went into the reserve even though I was so young because I wanted to do something else, so I got my MBA in two years and became a hedge fund guy admininstring a total of a quarter biillion Dollars. Posteriorly, I earned a law degree from Cornell as I was tired of losing so much money on expensive lawyers in lawsuits. My dad is trying to get me into the casino business, but I don't like dealing with the crooks and gamblers that make up the world of bets so I will stick with my hedge funds for now.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Kwon3 on October 03, 2018, 07:33:56 AM
SMM had Jason Blaha levels of delusion. Dude must have had a shitty life so created an extraordinary online character to fill the void.

Yet Ron made him a mod.  ::)

His posts were so zany and outlandish that I'm surprised people didn't realize it was a running joke all along. Not a single one of his messages was normal, civil, realistic, or honest. It was like shaking a magic 8 ball and getting a different answer to the same question only each one was more astronomically false and bellicose than the last.
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Twaddle on October 03, 2018, 07:46:41 AM
Yet Ron made him a mod.  ::)

His posts were so zany and outlandish that I'm surprised people didn't realize it was a running joke all along. Not a single one of his messages was normal, civil, realistic, or honest. It was like shaking a magic 8 ball and getting a different answer to the same question only each one was more astronomically false and bellicose than the last.

He was one of the best getbig trolls of all time.  If not, the best.   :D
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: Kwon3 on October 03, 2018, 07:50:57 AM
He was one of the best getbig trolls of all time.  If not, the best.   :D

The best trolls are the ones that don't disappear when they're exposed, like him and The Squadfather. I would say my favorites were bigmc, Simple Simon, Alex23, and Avesher. They all stuck their heads out the window and had pictures up on the site. The anonymous trolls only succeed as long as their secrecy is intact. The smallest dent or scratch on it and their entire scaffolding collapses. In that regard, he was a huge disappointment. But in terms of keeping the site puzzled and annoyed at his insane claims and delusions of grandeur, he was second to none, other than Schizzo.

His non-getbig material was not trolling, though. The long, rambling posts on philosophy, modern feminism, and his myriad health preoccupations revealed how vulnerable and weak he was away from this site, and that's what did him in, not his photos being leaked (which only happened after he'd already left).
Title: Re: Suckmymuscle tribute thread
Post by: el numero uno on October 03, 2018, 01:18:41 PM
SMM had Jason Blaha levels of delusion. Dude must have had a shitty life so created an extraordinary online character to fill the void.


He was a wacko, no doubt about it.