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Title: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Al Doggity on October 04, 2018, 08:56:02 PM
Guess people really hate iphones?  ???

(http://scontent-sin6-2.cdninstagram.com/vp/761e65e531783b458876dbf4fc7ef584/5C407CE3/t51.2885-15/e35/41994255_305167176878367_4233210543714857303_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTg4MjEzNjg5NTg0NTIyOTMwOA%3D%3D.2)
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 04, 2018, 09:00:52 PM
Rich Piana?
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Powerlift66 on October 04, 2018, 10:45:17 PM
Why would modern age douche's get triggered over some fake pic? Am I missing something?
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: kreator on October 05, 2018, 01:54:15 PM
True alphas don’t have time for social media
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Kwon3 on October 05, 2018, 02:17:12 PM
True alphas don’t have time for social media
+1
real men don't 'tweet'
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Red Hook on October 05, 2018, 03:07:48 PM
My is guess that is the Professor Hulk from the upcoming Avengers movie


Professor Hulk. Identity Basis: This is the idealized version of Bruce where he has all the strength of the Savage Hulk and the intelligence of Bruce Banner but none of the emotional baggage, awkwardness or shyness.

Professor Hulk - Awesome Hulk Wiki - Wikia

http://awesomehulk.wikia.com/wiki/Professor_Hulk
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: robcguns on October 07, 2018, 05:37:04 AM
True alphas don’t have time for social media

Exactly
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: funk51 on October 07, 2018, 06:23:23 AM
+1
real men don't 'tweet'
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 exactly... of course there's exception to every rule.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: HTexan on October 07, 2018, 06:58:31 AM
True alphas don’t have time for social media
Or have man buns.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Al Doggity on October 07, 2018, 07:49:03 AM
True alphas don’t have time for social media

Yep. Too busy posting on getbig.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: hipolito mejia on October 07, 2018, 08:01:16 AM
Yep. Too busy posting on getbig.


Lol. Exactly. 
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: oldtimer1 on October 07, 2018, 08:13:38 AM
The guy is carrying a pocket book with a man bun. Not Alpha at all.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Dokey111 on October 07, 2018, 08:21:14 AM
um alpha males don't get triggered
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Kwon3 on October 07, 2018, 08:52:45 AM
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 exactly... of course there's exception to every rule.

Yeah, there's a reason he uses that social media platform pretty much daily. Have you ever read the replies to his tweets? It's the same people that were frothing at the mouth and throwing themselves on the floor in the hallways of the Capitol building yesterday while the police dragged them out in handcuffs. He does it to trigger the opposition and shore up his base by showing them just how idiotic liberals are on the Internet, and they take the bait every single time.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: funk51 on October 07, 2018, 09:21:01 AM
Yeah, there's a reason he uses that social media platform pretty much daily. Have you ever read the replies to his tweets? It's the same people that were frothing at the mouth and throwing themselves on the floor in the hallways of the Capitol building yesterday while the police dragged them out in handcuffs. He does it to trigger the opposition and shore up his base by showing them just how idiotic liberals are on the Internet, and they take the bait every single time.
                     i agree with you and you still complain.. :)
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Kwon3 on October 07, 2018, 09:21:41 AM
                     i agree with you and you still complain.. :)
What the hell are you talking about?
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: tres_taco_combo on October 07, 2018, 09:32:23 AM
Yeah, there's a reason he uses that social media platform pretty much daily. Have you ever read the replies to his tweets? It's the same people that were frothing at the mouth and throwing themselves on the floor in the hallways of the Capitol building yesterday while the police dragged them out in handcuffs. He does it to trigger the opposition and shore up his base by showing them just how idiotic liberals are on the Internet, and they take the bait every single time.

TRUMP is the king troll, he trolls trolls which is so funny - they fall for the bait everytime
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Kwon3 on October 07, 2018, 09:35:33 AM
TRUMP is the king troll, he trolls trolls which is so funny - they fall for the bait everytime
Bingo. He types 100-142 characters, then puts his phone away and lets the weirdos on the Left melt, without even checking the tweet or its comments again. It keeps his name in the news, too, since the liberal networks post his tweets every time he submits them from his phone and invite 5 experts to analyze exactly what he means by this or that word or sentence, etc. It's free publicity.

Obama only got a Twitter account in the last year of his Presidency and it was a total flop. He got trolled on it so much he barely posted to it. Pretty ironic that such a hip and cool President didn't understand Twitter but a 71 year old man who probably never touched a computer until 15 years ago understands it perfectly.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: The Scott on October 07, 2018, 09:43:24 AM
Guess people really hate iphones?  ???

(http://scontent-sin6-2.cdninstagram.com/vp/761e65e531783b458876dbf4fc7ef584/5C407CE3/t51.2885-15/e35/41994255_305167176878367_4233210543714857303_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTg4MjEzNjg5NTg0NTIyOTMwOA%3D%3D.2)

Nah.  Alphas just tend to speak out against Nellie shit like this murse toting "Man-Bun Hipster GheyHulk".


A lot of us Men that grew up reading comic books tend to not want our childhood fucked with by Social JustUs Warrior Inclusiveness and we think, not feeeeel that doing so is fucking cucked.  That's pretty much it.

Let me know if you need me to dumb this down even more, ace.


Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Kwon3 on October 07, 2018, 09:45:16 AM
Nah.  Alphas just tend to speak out against Nellie shit like this murse toting "Man-Bun Hipster GheyHulk".


A lot of us Men that grew up reading comic books tend to not want our childhood fucked with by Social JustUs Warrior Inclusiveness and we think, not feeeeel that doing so is fucking cucked.  That's pretty much it.

Let me know if you need me to dumb this down even more, ace.



Sterling analysis but he may require an Etch-A-Sketch-style visual aide just to connect the dots, or PowerPoint with colorful slides and lots of arrows.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: The Scott on October 07, 2018, 09:49:42 AM
Sterling analysis but he may require an Etch-A-Sketch-style visual aide just to connect the dots, or PowerPoint with colorful slides and lots of arrows.

 ;D
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: funk51 on October 07, 2018, 10:51:52 AM
What the hell are you talking about?
                       you said real men don't tweet , i agreed..... DUHHHHH
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Kwon3 on October 07, 2018, 10:55:27 AM
                       you said real men don't tweet , i agreed..... DUHHHHH
But you added the caveat that the President does, implying he's not a real man. I was explaining to you why he uses that site, and how his tweets don't have the same effect on society as mine or yours or the millions of other nobodies who think their opinions counts or that people read what they write on that site. If he wasn't President he would probably still use it because he has a huge following, but likely much less than now.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: funk51 on October 07, 2018, 11:16:56 AM
But you added the caveat that the President does, implying he's not a real man. I was explaining to you why he uses that site, and how his tweets don't have the same effect on society as mine or yours or the millions of other nobodies who think their opinions counts or that people read what they write on that site. If he wasn't President he would probably still use it because he has a huge following, but likely much less than now.
    apparently this is when he does his best work. ;)
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Kwon3 on October 07, 2018, 11:29:08 AM
    apparently this is when he does his best work. ;)
That much I definitely am willing to believe. It would make sense that he tweets while taking a shit considering it's only human shit that respond to his tweets.

Let's not forget Lyndon Johnson used to talk to his staff with the door wide open while he took his craps in the Oval Office bathroom, so Democrats kind of patented the talk and shit method.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: funk51 on October 07, 2018, 11:33:05 AM
That much I definitely am willing to believe. It would make sense that he tweets while taking a shit considering it's only human shit that respond to his tweets.

Let's not forget Lyndon Johnson used to talk to his staff with the door wide open while he took his craps in the Oval Office bathroom, so Democrats kind of patented the talk and shit method.
             good one i heard that too about LBJ... he also was noted for almost exposing himself to reporters when showing them an old scar. i agree with you there , there's a lot of human excrement out there...
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Kwon3 on October 07, 2018, 11:40:44 AM
            good one i heard that too about LBJ... he also was noted for almost exposing himself to reporters when showing them an old scar. i agree with you there , there's a lot of human excrement out there...
In this post-MeToo world we live in, both LBJ and JFK would've been exposed for sleeping with women on the job, cheating on their wives, and exposing themselves to interns on their staff. They're lucky the Internet and feminism didn't exist back then. Trump, for all his flaws, has never been accused of raping or assaulting anyone. A handful of women do claim he slept with them outside marriage, but that was before he came to office. He never claimed to be an angel, he was a TV star and they all do that crap. But if a guy like Kavanaugh can almost lose his job for having a beer 36 years ago and supposedly grinding on some teenage girl, then the stuff Presidents did 50 years ago would never fly now.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: funk51 on October 07, 2018, 12:00:57 PM
In this post-MeToo world we live in, both LBJ and JFK would've been exposed for sleeping with women on the job, cheating on their wives, and exposing themselves to interns on their staff. They're lucky the Internet and feminism didn't exist back then. Trump, for all his flaws, has never been accused of raping or assaulting anyone. A handful of women do claim he slept with them outside marriage, but that was before he came to office. He never claimed to be an angel, he was a TV star and they all do that crap. But if a guy like Kavanaugh can almost lose his job for having a beer 36 years ago and supposedly grinding on some teenage girl, then the stuff Presidents did 50 years ago would never fly now.
                  see president warren g harding... his wife may or may not have murdered him for being such a scumbag..
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Kwon3 on October 07, 2018, 12:02:59 PM
                  see president warren g harding... his wife may or may not have murdered him for being such a scumbag..
I haven't read any books about him (one of the few Presidents whose biography doesn't figure in my bookcase) but everything I heard about that administration is that it was the most corrupt in history. Like, worse than Nixon.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 07, 2018, 01:31:01 PM

(http://scontent-sin6-2.cdninstagram.com/vp/761e65e531783b458876dbf4fc7ef584/5C407CE3/t51.2885-15/e35/41994255_305167176878367_4233210543714857303_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTg4MjEzNjg5NTg0NTIyOTMwOA%3D%3D.2)

Millennial Hulk has a man-bun and carries a satchel.  Beard, black rimmed glasses, iPhone, tattooed from head to toe, expensive clothes, expensive watch.

Claims to be a socialist.  Concerned about his carbon footprint.  Looking for his Uber ride to take him to a protest.  Thinks there is a gender wage gap.

If you think about it, it makes perfect sense.  Hulk is always getting triggered and can't control his emotions.  Hulk is definitely a liberal.

Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Kwon3 on October 07, 2018, 01:38:34 PM
Millennial Hulk has a man-bun and carries a satchel.  Beard, black rimmed glasses, iPhone, tattooed from head to toe, expensive clothes, expensive watch.

Claims to be a socialist.  Concerned about his carbon footprint.  Looking for his Uber ride to take him to a protest.  Thinks there is a gender wage gap.

If you think about it, it makes perfect sense.  Hulk is always getting triggered and can't control his emotions.  Hulk is definitely a liberal.


Impeccable description from my fellow armed-to-the-teeth brother from another mother. I'll drink a beer to that.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 07, 2018, 01:41:41 PM
Impeccable description from my fellow armed-to-the-teeth brother from another mother. I'll drink a beer to that.

Cheers brother.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Al Doggity on October 09, 2018, 11:31:53 AM
So, let me see if I'm following this thread correctly. A bunch of homos who live on a message board claim that alphas don't use social media. And especially don't tweet. Except when they do tweet, then it's super alpha. Because if you use twitter to troll or promote yourself, then somehow that's different, because that's not exactly how everyone else uses it.   ::)


Nah.  Alphas just tend to speak out against Nellie shit like this murse toting "Man-Bun Hipster GheyHulk".


A lot of us Men that grew up reading comic books tend to not want our childhood fucked with by Social JustUs Warrior Inclusiveness and we think, not feeeeel that doing so is fucking cucked.  That's pretty much it.

Let me know if you need me to dumb this down even more, ace.

No need to dumb it down, but just want to clarify you're not including yourself in that group? Not the sopping, rotted-out pussy who calls people's parents because they don't like what they post on a message board? Not the limpdick who literally was triggered off the board because another member hurt his feelings? Just making sure you're aware that you're the epitome of bottom bitch-made desiccated mangina.
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: Kwon on October 09, 2018, 11:39:05 AM
Millennial Hulk has a man-bun and carries a satchel.  Beard, black rimmed glasses, iPhone, tattooed from head to toe, expensive clothes, expensive watch.

Claims to be a socialist.  Concerned about his carbon footprint.  Looking for his Uber ride to take him to a protest.  Thinks there is a gender wage gap.

If you think about it, it makes perfect sense.  Hulk is always getting triggered and can't control his emotions.  Hulk is definitely a liberal.



#NotMyHulk

My Hulk (The Buscema-era) didn't care about such things.


My Hulk was triggered by ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING :D

This is the real Hulk!

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G29dXgHXHfI/WYcadUvQ5AI/AAAAAAAA6SE/D5lPwSJXwRYgmskn4IM6XJ7Hu32oHH95gCLcBGAs/s1600/hulk298_8.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FpqfBdjWE3A/T7aC4sVR9pI/AAAAAAAAANg/ACtuYI107Sc/s1600/H301_Hulk.jpg)


Triggered by Darkness
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TzoCq0UGK6g/UP1uAAgcBpI/AAAAAAAADqA/eQjWAlTOx80/s1600/sal+hulk.jpg)

(https://photos.smugmug.com/OLD/COMIC-BOOK-IMAGES/Sal-Buscema-Hulk/i-Lbj4L2K/0/3cd4efe3/L/scan0032-L.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/39/c6/00/39c60083efae080a53a6bbef8bc24fcb--hulk-smash-mad.jpg)

(http://comicsalliance.com/files/2016/01/CA_SalHulk2.jpg?w=500&h=297&q=75)

SKOOM in your face!
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/53/10/80/5310809856ecd504113aae4be1927221--marvel-heroes-marvel-comics.jpg)

(https://i0.wp.com/berkeleyplaceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/IMG_7068.jpg)
(http://www.comicartcollection.com/images/art/sbhulk219p1.jpg)


Triggered by a burning memory
(http://www.eslahoradelastortas.com/blog/media/2016/03/IMG_6955.jpg)
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: HTexan on October 09, 2018, 12:11:52 PM
(https://superversity.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/superhero-humor-not_again_hulk____by_felipenn-d37n2v5.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rLV-ZuNPwJ4/ScRxq0NJ1UI/AAAAAAAAEC8/oEYj8sssoXc/s400/Tales_To_Astonish_71-205.jpg)
Title: Re: This picture seems to be triggering alpha males all across social media
Post by: The Scott on October 09, 2018, 03:16:56 PM
...

No need to dumb it down, but just want to clarify you're not including yourself in that group? Not the sopping, rotted-out pussy who calls people's parents because they don't like what they post on a message board? Not the limpdick who literally was triggered off the board because another member hurt his feelings? Just making sure you're aware that you're the epitome of bottom bitch-made desiccated mangina.




You're still here.  I thought you took the red butt plug...LOL!  ;D ;D  Most people live and learn.  But you?  You just live. Doubtless alone. 

How lonely you must be.  Even if it's as some say that because love is blind, anyone can find it.  But in your case you'll need to find a modern Helen Keller.   Which begs the question, do you stink too?  Cuz even Keller could smell a turd a mile away.

You really are "Neo", huh?   ;D