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Title: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Schnauzer on December 14, 2018, 09:19:58 AM
https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2018/12/artie-lange-avoids-jail-but-tests-positive-for-cocaine-at-nj-court-appearance-its-in-my-system.html  (https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2018/12/artie-lange-avoids-jail-but-tests-positive-for-cocaine-at-nj-court-appearance-its-in-my-system.html)
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: deadz on December 14, 2018, 09:25:04 AM
How is he still alive.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Mr Anabolic on December 14, 2018, 10:08:00 AM
His nose.... WTF???   ???
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: deadz on December 14, 2018, 10:10:23 AM
His nose.... WTF???   ???
Too much cocaine.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: MAXX on December 14, 2018, 10:16:44 AM
His nose.... WTF???   ???
google "cocaine nose"
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: JAGO on December 14, 2018, 10:17:21 AM
Just another loser. Given talent, opportunity and was paid massive amounts of money ( he said on Stern he was making $175,000 a weekend doing stand up.) Unreal.

J
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 14, 2018, 10:22:12 AM
How does he even do the cocaine now?
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 14, 2018, 10:24:45 AM
Funnier than Belushi and apparently twice the constitution to boot.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Darren Avey on December 14, 2018, 10:31:22 AM
His nose looks like hes been headbutted by me!  ;D
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: oldtimer1 on December 14, 2018, 10:40:52 AM
He is a lost soul. 
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: dan18 on December 14, 2018, 10:45:08 AM
Just another loser. Given talent, opportunity and was paid massive amounts of money ( he said on Stern he was making $175,000 a weekend doing stand up.) Unreal.

J
this always this he had it made I never thought he was that funny but he was good on stern another ahole was Jackie the joke man he got to big for his boots and blew his spot on stern as well
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: 2ND COMING on December 14, 2018, 10:46:41 AM
Holy shit that schnoze..gives me anxiety WTF  :-X
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: MAXX on December 14, 2018, 10:53:09 AM
Never got his sense of humor really.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Mr Anabolic on December 14, 2018, 10:53:29 AM
this always this he had it made I never thought he was that funny but he was good on stern another ahole was Jackie the joke man he got to big for his boots and blew his spot on stern as well

Jackie had it made, but then got greedy. Now he's a nobody.  Idiot.  Hope he invested his money well.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Mr Anabolic on December 14, 2018, 10:56:05 AM
He is a lost soul. 

Drugs tend to cause that.  The majority of people out there are so weak minded.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: dan18 on December 14, 2018, 11:04:13 AM
Jackie had it made, but then got greedy. Now he's a nobody.  Idiot.  Hope he invested his money well.





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Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: 20inch calves on December 14, 2018, 11:11:41 AM
is that really from cocaine. that is beyond sad :-\
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: 20inch calves on December 14, 2018, 11:15:21 AM
I don't have the answer but jail is not a place for someone like him
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: 20inch calves on December 14, 2018, 11:23:24 AM
its beyond  :'(sad for me. he had money..fame but never could be happy.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: dan18 on December 14, 2018, 11:46:37 AM
its beyond  :'(sad for me. he had money..fame but never could be happy.
when you dislike yourself or you just cant be happy with who you are,You start to think everyone sees you like you see yourself.
so you will do drugs to make yourself feel better and in your mind people will then see you the same way
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: funk51 on December 14, 2018, 11:50:25 AM
the greatest sport movie ever made. ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 14, 2018, 12:18:42 PM
I don't have the answer but jail is not a place for someone like him
I agree. He has money so it's not like he's stealing for dope. You want to blow your face up, go ahead.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Kwon on December 14, 2018, 12:40:21 PM
https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2018/12/artie-lange-avoids-jail-but-tests-positive-for-cocaine-at-nj-court-appearance-its-in-my-system.html  (https://www.nj.com/entertainment/2018/12/artie-lange-avoids-jail-but-tests-positive-for-cocaine-at-nj-court-appearance-its-in-my-system.html)

Is that what cocaine does to your nose if using it too much?
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: bigkid on December 14, 2018, 01:17:30 PM
the greatest sport movie ever made. ::) ::) ::) ::)
It's actually pretty funny. 
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Pray_4_War on December 14, 2018, 03:27:01 PM
I loved Artie in Dirty Work with Norm.  I think Artie is really funny.  Sad to see him go down the shitter.

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Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: BB on December 14, 2018, 03:32:57 PM
According to him, the nose is a combo of 3 things that happened close together -

1) He snorted glass mixed with crushed up pills. Apparently in a drug filled stupor, they crushed the pills up with a glass and it broke, and they didn't notice that flecks were still in the powder.

2) The nose got infected, and he never let it heal, which exacerbated that damage done to it from coke use and the glass.

3)  He got punched in the nose by a bookie's muscle for owing money -

https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/939374338855391232?lang=en

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQlT-16WAAEgJye.jpg).


So now he has to get the whole thing rebuilt, but the doctors are refusing because his constant drug use keeps causing infections, etc....  There is basically no support structure left in there.
  
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: polychronopolous on December 14, 2018, 03:50:55 PM
I could have sworn he said he was over a month clean on some radio show last week.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Dieter on December 14, 2018, 05:32:08 PM
Threads like these make me wish Harley Breite was still posting here
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: 20inch calves on December 14, 2018, 06:08:05 PM
when you dislike yourself or you just cant be happy with who you are,You start to think everyone sees you like you see yourself.
so you will do drugs to make yourself feel better and in your mind people will then see you the same way



its sad
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 14, 2018, 10:47:21 PM
He may not make the 2019 dead pool.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 15, 2018, 06:38:14 AM
Sad, really like Artie, amazing he is still alive. He avoided jail time for violating his probation, and going to rehab. Has more lives than a cat.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: dseiler on December 15, 2018, 08:52:32 AM
Greatest years on Sirius were those early Artie years. Not saying it was all him, but Stern was a different animal with Artie by his side.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: dseiler on December 15, 2018, 08:55:38 AM
when you dislike yourself or you just cant be happy with who you are,You start to think everyone sees you like you see yourself.
so you will do drugs to make yourself feel better and in your mind people will then see you the same way

NAILED IT.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: polychronopolous on December 15, 2018, 12:58:25 PM
Sad, really like Artie, amazing he is still alive. He avoided jail time for violating his probation, and going to rehab. Has more lives than a cat.

The first 2 or 3 years of The Stern Show on Sirius was the best radio I have ever listened to. 

I never cared much for his stand up but as a sidekick to Howard, man that guy was about as good as I gets.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Humble Narcissist on December 15, 2018, 01:03:29 PM
Yes they were an awesome team.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Tapeworm on December 15, 2018, 07:52:57 PM
when you dislike yourself or you just cant be happy with who you are,You start to think everyone sees you like you see yourself.
so you will do drugs to make yourself feel better and in your mind people will then see you the same way

I have less sympathy.  It's not like there was some understandable confusion on his part, where he really thought he was bettering himself.  If he couldn't find the strength of character to stop living a lie in the face of stark reality, like his nose falling off, then boo fucking hoo.

We've got billions of people earning hard yards one by one for just enough to stay alive.  How bad am I really supposed to feel for some libertine jellygut who rides his expensive drug habit to the end of the line.
Title: Re: Artie Lange back in court today
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 18, 2018, 05:54:09 AM
The first 2 or 3 years of The Stern Show on Sirius was the best radio I have ever listened to. 

I never cared much for his stand up but as a sidekick to Howard, man that guy was about as good as I gets.
Agreed! I had Sirius in my car, was always driving for my business. Definitely the best years of the Stern show.