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Title: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: SOMEPARTS on April 11, 2019, 10:28:32 PM
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/11/science/israel-moon-landing-beresheet.html

Israeli moon lander "Beresheet" crashes on approach with 1000x more technology than in 1969. DOH! Guess those German engineers that landed the USA module "in 1969" were pretty top notch.  :)


PS - don't call your spacecraft "bear shit" if you expect a good result.



(https://www.nasaspaceflight.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/NSF-2019-04-11-20-18-16-263.jpg)


Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Ron on April 11, 2019, 11:04:37 PM

Beresheet in Hebrew means 'In The Beginning'.   It is the first world in the bible, in the book of Genesis.

This was also a private venture, I think the first private venture to try to land on the moon, by a company called SpaceIL, and they learned a ton in this mission, which had a small spacecraft, and a lot less many than other missions.   

Will they try again?  Oh yes they will. 


Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: IRON CROSS on April 11, 2019, 11:13:29 PM
IRON SKY (2012) , Si-FI movie about Nazis on the moon  ;D

Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: fredrollon on April 12, 2019, 12:09:25 AM
Beresheet in Hebrew means 'In The Beginning'.   It is the first world in the bible, in the book of Genesis.

No wonder the mission failed!

They should have stuck with the time-honoured Graeco-Roman pantheon.
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: seCrawler on April 12, 2019, 12:35:58 AM
Beresheet in Hebrew means 'In The Beginning'.   It is the first world in the bible, in the book of Genesis.

This was also a private venture, I think the first private venture to try to land on the moon, by a company called SpaceIL, and they learned a ton in this mission, which had a small spacecraft, and a lot less many than other missions.    

Will they try again?  Oh yes they will.  




Funded by USA money, just like their military but I'll pretend otherwise.  You should have told Singerman n Liftticket to get real jobs.  Maybe Erin Stern would have been interested in one of those 2 lames.  
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: ratherbebig on April 12, 2019, 05:48:14 AM
missed it by a nose
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: _bruce_ on April 12, 2019, 05:54:41 AM
missed it by a nose

Sounds like one Parsec too many   :D

Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on April 12, 2019, 07:21:33 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/11/science/israel-moon-landing-beresheet.html

Israeli moon lander "Beresheet" crashes on approach with 1000x more technology than in 1969. DOH! Guess those German engineers that landed the USA module "in 1969" were pretty top notch.  :)


PS - don't call your spacecraft "bear shit" if you expect a good result.



(https://www.nasaspaceflight.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/NSF-2019-04-11-20-18-16-263.jpg)




The Israelis failed at a moon landing...as opposed to the filthy pig Arabs who still fail to shoot missles straight.
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Kwon on April 12, 2019, 09:13:15 AM
Beside the Inhabitants of Amerigo Vespuccis land and Sovjet Union, only Getbiggers will be able to land on the Moon.

Maybe Japan in the future.

Middle-East can forget it.
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: _bruce_ on April 12, 2019, 09:32:11 AM
The Israelis failed at a moon landing...as opposed to the filthy pig Arabs who still fail to shoot missles straight.

Many "Israelis" are arabs.
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 12, 2019, 10:38:03 AM
The Palestinians are breathing a sigh of relief as this was probably their new home had Israel been successful. ;D
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Royalty on April 12, 2019, 10:45:18 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/11/science/israel-moon-landing-beresheet.html

Israeli moon lander "Beresheet" crashes on approach with 1000x more technology than in 1969. DOH! Guess those German engineers that landed the USA module "in 1969" were pretty top notch.  :)


PS - don't call your spacecraft "bear shit" if you expect a good result.



(https://www.nasaspaceflight.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/NSF-2019-04-11-20-18-16-263.jpg)





Good advice.. from a 3rd rate cook  ::)
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Hypertrophy on April 12, 2019, 11:01:17 AM
Beside the Inhabitants of Amerigo Vespuccis land and Sovjet Union, only Getbiggers will be able to land on the Moon.

Maybe Japan in the future.

Middle-East can forget it.

^This

 ;D
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: funk51 on April 12, 2019, 11:04:23 AM
OY VEY
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Hypertrophy on April 12, 2019, 11:06:08 AM
Funded by USA money, just like their military but I'll pretend otherwise.  You should have told Singerman n Liftticket to get real jobs.  Maybe Erin Stern would have been interested in one of those 2 lames.  

US Gambling money, Google, and a few people from other places besides the USA:

"..with SpaceIL initially securing almost $40 million in total financial backing from American casino mogul Sheldon Adelson, the Morris Kahn Foundation, named after the South-African-Israeli billionaire, the Schusterman Family Foundation, Israeli communications giant Bezeq, Tel Aviv University, and the Israel Aerospace Industries (IAI)."
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: IRON CROSS on April 12, 2019, 04:12:25 PM
Iranian & other muslims , must be shitting themselves  ;D

Jews on the moon ,  :D
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Skeletor on April 12, 2019, 04:46:14 PM
US Gambling money, Google, and a few people from other places besides the USA:

"..with SpaceIL initially securing almost $40 million in total financial backing from American casino mogul Sheldon Adelson, the Morris Kahn Foundation, named after the South-African-Israeli billionaire, the Schusterman Family Foundation, Israeli communications giant Bezeq, Tel Aviv University, and the Israel Aerospace Industries (IAI)."

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Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 13, 2019, 02:57:20 AM
God he's an ugly bastard. :o
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Mitch on April 13, 2019, 03:27:50 AM
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Off-season, clearly off-season.
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Ropo on April 13, 2019, 04:05:25 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/11/science/israel-moon-landing-beresheet.html

Israeli moon lander "Beresheet" crashes on approach with 1000x more technology than in 1969. DOH! Guess those German engineers that landed the USA module "in 1969" were pretty top notch.  :)


PS - don't call your spacecraft "bear shit" if you expect a good result.



(https://www.nasaspaceflight.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/NSF-2019-04-11-20-18-16-263.jpg)



You don't understand what is the difference between team of 50 people and $200 million budget, and NASA with thousands of engineers and scientics, and $56 billion budget? Tells quite a lot about your intelligence  ;D


Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: stingray on April 13, 2019, 04:44:05 AM
Wish the Jews did land there,then they can piss off out of the Middle East and build there Jewish state on the moon
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: MAXX on April 14, 2019, 12:02:13 AM
Wish the Jews did land there,then they can piss off out of the Middle East and build there Jewish state on the moon
ragheads are still going to be there at the border throwing moonrocks and blowing themselves up
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: AbrahamG on April 14, 2019, 12:06:18 AM
Wish the Jews did land there,then they can piss off out of the Middle East and build there Jewish state on the moon

Would seriously do wonders for world peace.
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: The True Adonis on April 14, 2019, 01:18:53 AM
Wish the Jews did land there,then they can piss off out of the Middle East and build there Jewish state on the moon
Then you can welcome your Muslim friends that will eradicate you.

That what you want?
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: IRON CROSS on April 14, 2019, 02:10:33 AM
Wish the Jews did land there,then they can piss off out of the Middle East and build there Jewish state on the moon


Get lost Mohammad !.
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: IRON CROSS on April 14, 2019, 02:14:23 AM
Would seriously do wonders for world peace.


Pussy crying Yusuf  ::)

 ;D
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Kwon on April 14, 2019, 05:58:20 AM
So many muhammedans on Getbig... :D
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: IRON CROSS on April 14, 2019, 02:03:49 PM
So many muhammedans on Getbig... :D


it's so easy to detect them  ;)
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: SOMEPARTS on April 15, 2019, 12:51:30 AM
Never thought so much butt hurt would come from making note of this failure, haha.
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Kwon on April 15, 2019, 01:24:04 AM
Never thought so much butt hurt would come from making note of this failure, haha.

Gotta love it!  ;D
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: oldgolds on April 17, 2019, 08:04:49 AM
Mexico has a space program. They're sending a Man to the Sun.
Somebody told them the spacecraft would burn up so they decided to go at night.
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Kwon on April 17, 2019, 08:08:29 AM
Israel maybe failed with landing on the Moon but at least Israel didn't fail with Kelvin Gastelum!
Title: Re: Israel fails on Moon Landing
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 17, 2019, 09:59:10 AM
Mexico has a space program. They're sending a Man to the Sun.
Somebody told them the spacecraft would burn up so they decided to go at night.
:D