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Title: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 12, 2019, 08:41:00 PM
Hilarious and true...

https://www.facebook.com/1098513783608170/posts/2004969436295929?sfns=mo
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Straw Man on April 12, 2019, 08:47:15 PM
or light up or even better vape

Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Chidoman on April 12, 2019, 09:12:14 PM
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Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 12, 2019, 09:16:52 PM
or light up or even better vape



You vape if you want to imitate sucking on a phallic symbol
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Straw Man on April 12, 2019, 09:19:35 PM
You vape if you want to imitate sucking on a phallic symbol

is that what you think about when hear the word "vape"

why is it you're fundie are always imagining gay sex acts

seems very queer
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 12, 2019, 09:31:15 PM
is that what you think about when hear the word "vape"

why is it you're fundie are always imagining gay sex acts

seems very queer

It’s worse than that. It’s rampant in our schools. Just this year alone we’ve dropped 6 kids out of football program because of it only to get reprimanded by the school district because our program has a zero tolerance policy. We had to let them back on the team, why? Because the district gets paid for every kid in attendance. Yes, they did have weed
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: IroNat on April 13, 2019, 06:06:39 AM
It’s worse than that. It’s rampant in our schools. Just this year alone we’ve dropped 6 kids out of football program because of it only to get reprimanded by the school district because our program has a zero tolerance policy. We had to let them back on the team, why? Because the district gets paid for every kid in attendance. Yes, they did have weed

No "zero tolerance" for the coaches apparently about using drugs.

Some would say this is hypocritical.
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 13, 2019, 06:49:22 AM
No "zero tolerance" for the coaches apparently about using drugs.

Some would say this is hypocritical.

I don’t follow. What do you mean
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Kwon on April 13, 2019, 07:38:18 AM
Bargain-Hunter-Gatherer :D

Navajo adopted by a Mexican Mother and a Jewish Father (https://www.facebook.com/DryBarComedy/videos/376278112967744/)
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Kwon on April 13, 2019, 07:41:55 AM
Hilarious and true...

https://www.facebook.com/1098513783608170/posts/2004969436295929?sfns=mo

Not many left from his generation!

Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Agnostic007 on April 13, 2019, 08:54:42 AM
I don’t follow. What do you mean

KIds banned for smoking weed

Coach uses illegal substances, holds children to a higher standard


I think that's what he is saying
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 13, 2019, 09:03:12 AM
KIds banned for smoking weed

Coach uses illegal substances, holds children to a higher standard


I think that's what he is saying

I wish people would sometimes think before they posted. If I came to school all f**ked up and coached my kids that way I would instantly get my ass fired. Same thing with a cop or any other job.
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: myt1 on April 13, 2019, 06:40:14 PM
Not many left from his generation!



I thought the slide part was pretty funny and related to that.  Up north everything is done a little bigger.....and stupider.  At the local amusement park they built this huge fort thing where they took 50 gallon steel drums and welded on top of one another, and then put those metal rebar ladder steps in to climb up......it was 15-20ft high so you got a bunch of kids 12 and under climbing up this make shift tunnel one right after another, and when you get to the top to go down the two slides you're all grouped together next to a fucking 2-3 foot hole that goes down 15-20 feet with rebar steps sticking out and kids climbing up the whole way down.......what could possibly go wrong?  LOL! 

The part about getting to the bottom, and picking gravel out of your ass back then is so true too.  It wasn't until right b4 we moved when I was 15, and my little sister was 7 that they finally decided the gravel and rocks should be replace with safer "wood chip" material.  Now when I say wood chips you have to remember I'm talking about growing up in the U.P. and Great Lakes area where we have some pretty big fucking trees.....and it wasn't those nice fine processed wood chips you see now days that provide a soft landing....it was huge pieces of tree bark, that of course we use to whip at each other like throwing discs!!!  So if you weren't dodging those, you were getting splinters in your ass and the back of your legs once you flew off the bottom of the slide vs. gravel and flesh wounds from jagged stones!  Also, the dads and uncles taught us the trick of using wax baking paper under your ass to go down the slide faster, because their entertainment for taking you to the park was watching you fly 5 feet through the air horizontally past the end of the slide while they take a pic of your face going  :o

It's amazing that my only two injuries in life came after 35yrs old, and were from completely benign goofy freak happenings.
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: SOMEPARTS on April 13, 2019, 09:52:55 PM
KIds banned for smoking weed

Coach uses illegal substances, holds children to a higher standard


I think that's what he is saying


I think he's referring to gear like it's a crime....on a bodybuilding site.
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Al Doggity on April 13, 2019, 11:34:20 PM
I wish people would sometimes think before they posted. If I came to school all f**ked up and coached my kids that way I would instantly get my ass fired. Same thing with a cop or any other job.

Would it be better if the kids were on gear?
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: IroNat on April 14, 2019, 03:00:33 PM
I wish people would sometimes think before they posted. If I came to school all f**ked up and coached my kids that way I would instantly get my ass fired. Same thing with a cop or any other job.

Yes, Coach, you should THINK before posting.

Nice try at rationalization about your illegal drug use.  Felony isn't it?  I'm not sure what it is where you are.

Smoking pot is probably a misdemeanor for minors in Cali.

So the kid banned for smoking pot but the Coach, who is supposed to be an example, is committing felony drug use.

Do you think the kids are smart enough to know you are on gear?

Fail on your part.

Then we wonder why kids are screwed up.  They watch and learn from adults.
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 14, 2019, 03:26:30 PM
Yes, Coach, you should THINK before posting.

Nice try at rationalization about your illegal drug use.  Felony isn't it?  I'm not sure what it is where you are.

Smoking pot is probably a misdemeanor for minors in Cali.

So the kid banned for smoking pot but the Coach, who is supposed to be an example, is committing felony drug use.

Do you think the kids are smart enough to know you are on gear?

Fail on your part.

Then we wonder why kids are screwed up.  They watch and learn from adults.

Do you seriously not see the problem with this post?
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: IroNat on April 14, 2019, 03:44:43 PM
Do you seriously not see the problem with this post?

No, enlighten me.

I'm busting your balls but would like to hear your logic.
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 14, 2019, 03:51:44 PM
No, enlighten me.

I'm busting your balls but would like to hear your logic.

When was the last time you saw anyone busted for using steroids? Meaning a coach, teacher, cop or anyone else that has a job? When was the last time you saw anyone pulled aside and tested for steroid use? Not possession but use? A school won’t, a police department won’t, fire department? No. But come to work or school with your head so fucked up that you can’t  either do your work or do it inefficiently and you’re pretty much dismissed on the spot
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: SF1900 on April 14, 2019, 03:57:33 PM
Coach, no matter how you slice it, you're engaging in illegal activities, according to the law.
 
You can keep saying how horrible marijuana is, it still does not dismiss the fact that you're engaging in unlawful behavior. No amount of rationalization will remove that fact.

Marijuana and steroids are both illegal and could lead to jail time. In the laws eyes, it would be hypocritical to call out one illegal behavior, while engaging in another illegal behavior. Not that I really care that you use steroids and I assume you do not encourage the kids you train to use illegal drugs.

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: The Scott on April 14, 2019, 04:01:50 PM
Not many left from his generation!



It's gettin' lonely, I tell ya.  ;D
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: myt1 on April 14, 2019, 04:07:28 PM
Coach, no matter how you slice it, you're engaging in illegal activities, according to the law.
 
You can keep saying how horrible marijuana is, it still does not dismiss the fact that you're engaging in unlawful behavior. No amount of rationalization will remove that fact.

Marijuana and steroids are both illegal and could lead to jail time. In the laws eyes, it would be hypocritical to call out one illegal behavior, while engaging in another illegal behavior. Not that I really care that you use steroids and I assume you do not encourage the kids you train to use illegal drugs.

Just sayin'.

If everything he's on is from a TRT clinic, he's not breaking any laws.  While it might not be medically ethical in some people's eyes, it is 100% legal when obtained with a script.
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Bevo on April 14, 2019, 05:24:03 PM
If everything he's on is from a TRT clinic, he's not breaking any laws.  While it might not be medically ethical in some people's eyes, it is 100% legal when obtained with a script.

Don’t believe a contest prep stack is going to be legal lol

Test, and trt with a prescription, yes

But masteron, winny, tren, or others, I highly doubt

At Golds they a few individual racks but are usually hard to get. In the first room though they have a wall of the erector-type racks with the bumpers. I don’t mind them. As for the second question, I would say the more higher anabolics such as Tren, masteron, winny and I’m sure Halo. Off season gear, not so much to worry about in my opinion if you train smart
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: myt1 on April 14, 2019, 05:34:43 PM
Don’t believe a contest prep stack is going to be legal lol

Test, and trt with a prescription, yes

But masteron, winny, tren, or others, I highly doubt


I hear what you're saying Bevo, but the last time I used a trt clinic was PowerMedica about 15+ yrs ago, and if you wanted it and had the money, you could get a script for it.  So yeah, technically it was legal.
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: SF1900 on April 14, 2019, 05:39:30 PM
Don’t believe a contest prep stack is going to be legal lol

Test, and trt with a prescription, yes

But masteron, winny, tren, or others, I highly doubt


Coaches stack:

Cell Tech
Glutamine
BCAAs
Glucosamine
Creatine
Multi Vitamin
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 14, 2019, 06:00:34 PM
Don’t believe a contest prep stack is going to be legal lol

Test, and trt with a prescription, yes

But masteron, winny, tren, or others, I highly doubt


Call the cops, have them come visit me. They won't and can't do shit even if I were on a stack like that. "You look like you're on steroids, son. Come with me" ::)
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: SF1900 on April 14, 2019, 06:02:40 PM
Call the cops, have them come visit me. They won't and can't do shit even if I were on a stack like that. "You look like you're on steroids, son. Come with me" ::)

Coach, serious question:

If someone gets pulled over by the cops and have steroids on them, will they get arrested?
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: IroNat on April 14, 2019, 06:20:19 PM
Coach, serious question:

If someone gets pulled over by the cops and have steroids on them, will they get arrested?

No, the cops will share the needle.
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: SF1900 on April 14, 2019, 06:31:41 PM
No, the cops will share the needle.

Haha lol  ;D
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: myt1 on April 14, 2019, 06:32:05 PM
No, the cops will share the needle.

Yep!

I'd say 35-50% of cops I've known from the gym have used gear, and probably 75% of firefighters.

Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 14, 2019, 07:46:11 PM
Coach, serious question:

If someone gets pulled over by the cops and have steroids on them, will they get arrested?

And this is where you missed the wording on this. I didn’t say in possession.
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 14, 2019, 07:47:24 PM
Yep!

I'd say 35-50% of cops I've known from the gym have used gear, and probably 75% of firefighters.



This....
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 14, 2019, 07:48:31 PM
And oh, btw, still safer than weed. For the record, BP as of this afternoon even with a cheat day was 145/59 and all panels came back perfect
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Straw Man on April 14, 2019, 08:01:56 PM
And oh, btw, still safer than weed. For the record, BP as of this afternoon even with a cheat day was 145/59 and all panels came back perfect

100% total horseshit

I couldn't a rats ass what drugs you choose to stop trying to justify your choices (and/or prejudices)
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: The Scott on April 14, 2019, 08:35:32 PM
Anabolic steroids are classified as a controlled substance.    This is the law in these United States.  Personally I would laugh my ass off if they arrested the entire Olympia lineup right off the stage but I suspect the DEA has more important cases than taking down a bunch of over-stuffed thong clad midgies.

Even at local level competitions.   ;)

And no, I do not mean Coach. He is not an over-stuffed thong clad midgie.  Heath on the other hand is the personification of that.

Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: Bevo on April 14, 2019, 09:31:52 PM
I hear what you're saying Bevo, but the last time I used a trt clinic was PowerMedica about 15+ yrs ago, and if you wanted it and had the money, you could get a script for it.  So yeah, technically it was legal.

I agree with that with the test

I was stating the masteron, tren, whinny  :D
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: SF1900 on April 15, 2019, 12:35:05 AM
And this is where you missed the wording on this. I didn’t say in possession.

But you technically can be arrested for using steroids (if not prescribed by a doctor)?
Title: Re: Take a few minutes and lighten up....
Post by: IRON CROSS on April 15, 2019, 12:59:30 AM
But you technically can be arrested for using steroids (if not prescribed by a doctor)?


Didn't cops arrest some muscle boys in Norway (or Sweden   ???) 5-6 years ago just for having muscled physiques   :P