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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Taffin on April 13, 2019, 06:35:09 PM
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BB related due to the protein link...
We may not have got the jet-packs yet boys, but modern science does occasionally produce interesting gadgets like this... the inventor(s) must have thoroughly enjoyed the testing phase of the project ;D
"Would you put your pen1s in this Chinese automatic sperm collector?
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Every day we stray further from God's light, and the day we learned about a viral video of a Chinese "automatic sperm collector" is no exception. Twitter user @AngryManTV posted the cursed thread of video clips showcasing a Dalek-like device supposedly created to "help clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting.
The sperm collector "can simulate vaginal environment, and through massage, twitching, sucking, vibration, etc., act upon the human penis, which can make semen collection be fast and safe," according to the Alibaba listing.
The Twitter thread also includes a link to the online shopping marketplace Alibaba, where the "SW-3701 Trolley Type Sperm Collector" manufactured by Sanwe can be purchased for $4,999 to $5,999.00."
Twitter video here: https://twitter.com/AngryManTV/status/1114259441384398853 (https://twitter.com/AngryManTV/status/1114259441384398853)
Full story here:
https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a27104322/blowjob-machine-viral-video/?src=nl&source=nl&utm_source=nl_mnl&utm_medium=email&date=041319&utm_campaign=16561790 (https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a27104322/blowjob-machine-viral-video/?src=nl&source=nl&utm_source=nl_mnl&utm_medium=email&date=041319&utm_campaign=16561790)
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So were these the masturbation machines from that holocaust story?
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Wouldn't it be cheaper to have women spit it into a cup at the fertility center?
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The sperm collector "can simulate vaginal environment, and through massage, twitching, sucking, vibration, etc., act upon the human penis, which can make semen collection be fast and safe," according to the Alibaba listing.
It's a Wet Pack (water suction cleaner ) & nothing else ::)
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I'm interested but I'm going to wait until their are some reviews on Amazon before I purchase one of these.
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Black guy isnt going to fit his junk into a Chinese sized machine.
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The answer to the Chinese aging population dilemma.
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Black guy isnt going to fit his junk into a Chinese sized machine.
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Black guy isnt going to fit his junk into a Chinese sized machine.
Spit my drink all over my computer. I'll get you for this. ;D
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Wouldn't it be cheaper to have women spit it into a cup at the fertility center?
Hahahah
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Looks like PrimeMuscle will use this as an inspiration for a Halloween outfit... :(
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I'm interested but I'm going to wait until their are some reviews on Amazon before I purchase one of these.
visit commercial dairy farm, U can try 1 of those cows milking machines ;D
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Spit my drink all over my computer. I'll get you for this. ;D
LOL 8)
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So were these the masturbation machines from that holocaust story?
Erm... I might regret his, but what story would that be...? (I'm guessing it's not a Disney film thought, amirite..?)
I'm interested but I'm going to wait until their are some reviews on Amazon before I purchase one of these.
Wise words there 8)
Pro Tip: If any of you guys who are interested decide to go the 'pre-owned' route, make sure you keep enough change back to pick up one of these..
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