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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2019, 07:06:27 AM
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You find one, Marry her. I dated this chick for about a year. I was amazed at how she had zero body odor. Ass always smelled clean. Pussy clean. Her breath in the morning without brushing was clean. No sweat smell. It was amazing. Now I’m with a chick. More beautiful and nicer body but catch her at the wrong time of the day and her breath can peel paint off a wall. When she drinks wine she stinks. I wish I could find that other chick. She must have had miracle enzymes in her body.
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You find one, Marry her. I dated this chick for about a year. I was amazed at how she had zero body odor. Ass always smelled clean. Pussy clean. Her breath in the morning without brushing was clean. No sweat smell. It was amazing. Now I’m with a chick. More beautiful and nicer body but catch her at the wrong time of the day and her breath can peel paint off a wall. When she drinks wine she stinks. I wish I could find that other chick. She must have had miracle enzymes in her body.
Are you an avid ass eater?
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Are you an avid ass eater?
When they’re bent over and it’s right there, I jump right in. I always do a covert smell test first.
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If GetBig has taught me anything, it’s that Thunder Bay women have the smelliest pussies
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When they’re bent over and it’s right there, I jump right in. I always do a covert smell test first.
Wise man!
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We need pictures of the two fine ladies
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Thunder Bay is where it's at for that wonderful smell.
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Biggest turnoff is a woman with body odor.
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My wife is like that she never ever smells bad. Been with her now for 5 years.
Smelliest experience I ever had was with an Italian girl. We danced together all night. We got back to her dorm and when her clothes came off I seriously almost vomited. We were both sweating but she smelled rancid.
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Thunder Bay is where it's at for that wonderful smell.
Hahahah
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You find one, Marry her. I dated this chick for about a year. I was amazed at how she had zero body odor. Ass always smelled clean. Pussy clean. Her breath in the morning without brushing was clean. No sweat smell. It was amazing. Now I’m with a chick. More beautiful and nicer body but catch her at the wrong time of the day and her breath can peel paint off a wall. When she drinks wine she stinks. I wish I could find that other chick. She must have had miracle enzymes in her body.
Some women have good scent genetics and very good hygiene. You should have kept her
Most women should wash their asshole more often. After several hours they can get that sweaty ass smell, big turnoff imo. Extra washing is fast and easy
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Some women have good scent genetics and very good hygiene. You should have kept her
Most women should wash their asshole more often. After several hours they can get that sweaty ass smell, big turnoff imo. Extra washing is fast and easy
how do you wash that? do you do it on yourself? or are you a regular, disgusting man, getting naked for your woman with shit pieces stuck to your gross ass hairs and such?
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how do you wash that? do you do it on yourself? or are you a regular, disgusting man, getting naked for your woman with shit pieces stuck to your gross ass hairs and such?
I laughed at this.
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If GetBig has taught me anything, it’s that Thunder Bay women have the smelliest pussies
Thunder Bay is where it's at for that wonderful smell.
Ah, yes, I, too, have been made aware of this perfumy place of pungent puss.
Who among us has the will to resist the briny bouquet of clammy low-tide that is Thunder Bay?
Muff divers, the allure is legend: jump with mindless abandon into that redolent scent of Canadian chummy chocha.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VapidOpulentCockatoo-size_restricted.gif)
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Ah, yes, I, too, have been made aware of this perfumy place of pungent puss.
Who among us has the will to resist the briny bouquet of clammy low-tide that is Thunder Bay?
Muff divers, the allure is legend: jump with mindless abandon into that redolent scent of Canadian chummy chocha.
(https://i.postimg.cc/k5Hv3Cbn/giphy.gif)
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Ah, yes, I, too, have been made aware of this perfumy place of pungent puss.
Plus 11/10 for f**king outstanding use of punctuation in those first 4 words... 8) I hope to one day live up to the Standards Kahn.
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If GetBig has taught me anything, it’s that Thunder Bay women have the smelliest pussies
LOL!!!!!
Yes, but...
You say that as if it's a bad thing. :D
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most asians don't have any body odor
but I guess we're talking white women
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Once let a short fat lass with the worst sweaty body odour I’d ever smelled on a lass blow me in my car, ordinarily when getting blown in that position I’d put hand down back of her pants and play with the pussy and try and progress into sex but all I could do was look out the window trying best not to sniff up. Worst part was her bag was open and I could see deodorant lying on the top of all the shit inside it.
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Once let a short fat lass with the worst sweaty body odour I’d ever smelled on a lass blow me in my car, ordinarily when getting blown in that position I’d put hand down back of her pants and play with the pussy and try and progress into sex but all I could do was look out the window trying best not to sniff up. Worst part was her bag was open and I could see deodorant lying on the top of all the shit inside it.
That was brutal Henda. Really
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* You were blessed with a girl that maintained a stink free ass!
Why in the name of Zeus did you break up with her?
She voted for Hillary...
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POFO
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You find one, Marry her. I dated this chick for about a year. I was amazed at how she had zero body odor. Ass always smelled clean. Pussy clean. Her breath in the morning without brushing was clean. No sweat smell. It was amazing. Now I’m with a chick. More beautiful and nicer body but catch her at the wrong time of the day and her breath can peel paint off a wall. When she drinks wine she stinks. I wish I could find that other chick. She must have had miracle enzymes in her body.
Buy gas detector ;), or get airport sniffing dog & you'll see.
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Thunder Bay sounds like a place with many gays
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how do you wash that? do you do it on yourself? or are you a regular, disgusting man, getting naked for your woman with shit pieces stuck to your gross ass hairs and such?
You, sir, have a gift for imagery.
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Ah, yes, I, too, have been made aware of this perfumy place of pungent puss.
Who among us has the will to resist the briny bouquet of clammy low-tide that is Thunder Bay?
Muff divers, the allure is legend: jump with mindless abandon into that redolent scent of Canadian chummy chocha.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VapidOpulentCockatoo-size_restricted.gif)
You, sir, have a gift for imagery.
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Once let a short fat lass with the worst sweaty body odour I’d ever smelled on a lass blow me in my car, ordinarily when getting blown in that position I’d put hand down back of her pants and play with the pussy and try and progress into sex but all I could do was look out the window trying best not to sniff up. Worst part was her bag was open and I could see deodorant lying on the top of all the shit inside it.
You, sir, have a gift for imagery.
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LOL!!!!!
Yes, but...
You say that as if it's a bad thing. :D
Matthew, is it true that Thunder Bay Ontario is called “T-Bag Bay” by Canadians?
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Once let a short fat lass with the worst sweaty body odour I’d ever smelled on a lass blow me in my car, ordinarily when getting blown in that position I’d put hand down back of her pants and play with the pussy and try and progress into sex but all I could do was look out the window trying best not to sniff up. Worst part was her bag was open and I could see deodorant lying on the top of all the shit inside it.
Ahh shit, I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna wake my kids. ;D
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Ah, yes, I, too, have been made aware of this perfumy place of pungent puss.
Who among us has the will to resist the briny bouquet of clammy low-tide that is Thunder Bay?
Muff divers, the allure is legend: jump with mindless abandon into that redolent scent of Canadian chummy chocha.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VapidOpulentCockatoo-size_restricted.gif)
Masterful as always!
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Once let a short fat lass with the worst sweaty body odour I’d ever smelled on a lass blow me in my car, ordinarily when getting blown in that position I’d put hand down back of her pants and play with the pussy and try and progress into sex but all I could do was look out the window trying best not to sniff up. Worst part was her bag was open and I could see deodorant lying on the top of all the shit inside it.
Hahahaha..
I pictured you looking out the window, tears rolling down your face as you held your breath and prayed for the ability to cum.
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That was brutal Henda. Really
Would I be remiss in surmising said woman was a woman of the street? Availed to you at a price?
(Sorry, just watched the Deadwood movie on HBO)
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Ah, yes, I, too, have been made aware of this perfumy place of pungent puss.
Who among us has the will to resist the briny bouquet of clammy low-tide that is Thunder Bay?
Muff divers, the allure is legend: jump with mindless abandon into that redolent scent of Canadian chummy chocha.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VapidOpulentCockatoo-size_restricted.gif)
;D
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You find one, Marry her. I dated this chick for about a year. I was amazed at how she had zero body odor. Ass always smelled clean. Pussy clean. Her breath in the morning without brushing was clean. No sweat smell. It was amazing. Now I’m with a chick. More beautiful and nicer body but catch her at the wrong time of the day and her breath can peel paint off a wall. When she drinks wine she stinks. I wish I could find that other chick. She must have had miracle enzymes in her body.
Saw a girl that was a model and on an MTV Reality show for about a year and a half. She always smelled great in all areas no matter the time of day or night. Marathon sex sessions. Drank and ate every drop of her. Pure bliss. Nothing better.
And yes, Italian girls usually have a slight smell to their pussy and breath all the time. But when you're horny, you're horny.
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Ah, yes, I, too, have been made aware of this perfumy place of pungent puss.
Who among us has the will to resist the briny bouquet of clammy low-tide that is Thunder Bay?
Muff divers, the allure is legend: jump with mindless abandon into that redolent scent of Canadian chummy chocha.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VapidOpulentCockatoo-size_restricted.gif)
KAHN = GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR!
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Saw a girl that was a model and on an MTV Reality show for about a year and a half. She always smelled great in all areas no matter the time of day or night. Marathon sex sessions. Drank and ate every drop of her. Pure bliss. Nothing better.
And yes, Italian girls usually have a slight smell to their pussy and breathe all the time. But when you're horny, you're horny.
You went weapon x wolverine on that ass didn't you.
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You find one, Marry her. I dated this chick for about a year. I was amazed at how she had zero body odor. Ass always smelled clean. Pussy clean. Her breath in the morning without brushing was clean. No sweat smell. It was amazing. Now I’m with a chick. More beautiful and nicer body but catch her at the wrong time of the day and her breath can peel paint off a wall. When she drinks wine she stinks. I wish I could find that other chick. She must have had miracle enzymes in her body.
When I was in Grad School there was a girl that I did a term project with who had breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. Finally after months of her breath making my eyes water during casual conversation I had to say something.
She went to the dentist and had a rotting tooth. They pulled it and put in an implant and her breath was fine after that.
So the moral to this story is:
Matthew Canning is forced to suck dick because Thunder Bay pussy smells
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Matthew, is it true that Thunder Bay Ontario is called “T-Bag Bay” by Canadians?
The Mistake by the Lake.
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The Mistake by the Lake.
Isn’t that Cleveland?
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Ah, yes, I, too, have been made aware of this perfumy place of pungent puss.
Who among us has the will to resist the briny bouquet of clammy low-tide that is Thunder Bay?
Muff divers, the allure is legend: jump with mindless abandon into that redolent scent of Canadian chummy chocha.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VagueEarnestBlackrussianterrier-small.gif)
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Isn’t that Cleveland?
LOL.
I can tell that you've been to Newburgh Heights.
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Thunder Bay sounds like a place with many gays
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You find one, Marry her. I dated this chick for about a year. I was amazed at how she had zero body odor. Ass always smelled clean. Pussy clean. Her breath in the morning without brushing was clean. No sweat smell. It was amazing. Now I’m with a chick. More beautiful and nicer body but catch her at the wrong time of the day and her breath can peel paint off a wall. When she drinks wine she stinks. I wish I could find that other chick. She must have had miracle enzymes in her body.
You must be so proud of your disgusting romantic life
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=646675.0
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He's about the only successful guy to come out of this city. Jay Miron too. And a few hockey players.
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And yes, Italian girls usually have a slight smell to their pussy and breath all the time. But when you're horny, you're horny.
Garlic.
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if they are hot... i like a little odor ;D
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You must be so proud of your disgusting romantic life
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=646675.0
Haha classic getbig ownage of ones self
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You must be so proud of your disgusting romantic life
https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=646675.0
Dude. That only scratches the surface of shit I’ve told you guys.
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if they are hot... i like a little odor ;D
Great post! Me too. I'm also a huge fan of pubic hair, although it's rare here in Thunder Bay, Canada.
The guys here talk about natural female pheromones like it's a bad thing.
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if they are hot... i like a little odor ;D
Agreed.
Especially when the girl is REALLY hot. It's a turn on for me because it makes her a little less perfect and more human.
Sounds strange but it's also what I think about when I'm talking with them.
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Agreed.
Especially when the girl is REALLY hot. It's a turn on for me because it makes her a little less perfect and more human.
Sounds strange but it's also what I think about when I'm talking with them.
Nothing strange about that at all. Even the hottest women are self-conscious about how their pussies smell. I made a post about that this month, and JustPlaneJane called me a bender.
Sarcasm made a very similar statement to that years back. It does humanize women quite a bit.
That said, I don't need verification that every hot woman has this, because it applies to 99.999999% of women. Love that scent. Love that fresh faint scent.
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When I was in Grad School there was a girl that I did a term project with who had breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. Finally after months of her breath making my eyes water during casual conversation I had to say something.
She went to the dentist and had a rotting tooth. They pulled it and put in an implant and her breath was fine after that.
So the moral to this story is:
Matthew Canning is forced to suck dick because Thunder Bay pussy smells
LOL!!!!! Oh man, I can't stop laughing.
The part about me was funny too...but not "Haha" funny.
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When I was in Grad School there was a girl that I did a term project with who had breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. Finally after months of her breath making my eyes water during casual conversation I had to say something.
She went to the dentist and had a rotting tooth. They pulled it and put in an implant and her breath was fine after that.
So the moral to this story is:
Matthew Canning is forced to suck dick because Thunder Bay pussy smells
Getbig hall of fame shit
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I actually stopped watching porn in February. Not that I was ever a large consumer of porn - but it was about the only place I could lay my eyes on a hairy pussy.
Anyway, I watched one video where a Black man managing a restaurant fucked a White dude's girlfriend. The boyfriend caught his girl being fucked by the large N, and he said "Why would you fuck him and not the Jewish owner? At least he has money."
Then the N asked him to go down on his girlfriend, and the N said "Do you smell that extra scent in there? That's black cock."
LOL.
Just thinking about it now reminded me of Getbig's own Melvin Goodrum. Although thinking a bit longer now, I'm forming a mental picture of it. Do you know when you form a mental picturisation of something in your mind? The Black actor looked more like Wiggs, cum to think of it.
Has anyone else here viewed this diverse motion picture?
PS - LOL @ "that extra scent". Implying a primary scent. See...despite Jane's objections, this is known. And not a bad that. Love that scent. That fresh faint scent. Also, since when are women allowed to post here? Did our Jewish owner Ron change Getbig policy? I thought this place was like a treehouse with a sign on it that says "No girls allowed".
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Nothing strange about that at all. Even the hottest women are self-conscious about how their pussies smell. I made a post about that this month, and JustPlaneJane called me a bender.
Sarcasm made a very similar statement to that years back. It does humanize women quite a bit.
That said, I don't need verification that every hot woman has this, because it applies to 99.999999% of women. Love that scent. Love that fresh faint scent.
I didn’t say you were homosexual because you think the pussy in Thunder Bay smells.
I said you are homosexual because of the 400 dicks you’ve sucked.
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Agreed.
Especially when the girl is REALLY hot. It's a turn on for me because it makes her a little less perfect and more human.
Sounds strange but it's also what I think about when I'm talking with them.
glad i am not the only one - if she is hot/fit/your type I love some odor down there ;D
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A broad without a bush is a drag.
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Best thread of the year by far. But the more Matt chimes in, the worse it gets.
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A broad without a bush is a drag.
Great post!!
I don't get the whole women looking like prepubescent girls thing.
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Best thread of the year by far. But the more Matt chimes in, the worse it gets.
Mothballs - please.
The only mothballs are in your wife's hairy girl.
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I actually stopped watching porn in February. Not that I was ever a large consumer of porn - but it was about the only place I could lay my eyes on a hairy pussy.
Anyway, I watched one video where a Black man managing a restaurant fucked a White dude's girlfriend. The boyfriend caught his girl being fucked by the large N, and he said "Why would you fuck him and not the Jewish owner? At least he has money."
Then the N asked him to go down on his girlfriend, and the N said "Do you smell that extra scent in there? That's black cock."
LOL.
Just thinking about it now reminded me of Getbig's own Melvin Goodrum. Although thinking a bit longer now, I'm forming a mental picture of it. Do you know when you form a mental picturisation of something in your mind? The Black actor looked more like Wiggs, cum to think of it.
Has anyone else here viewed this diverse motion picture?
PS - LOL @ "that extra scent". Implying a primary scent. See...despite Jane's objections, this is known. And not a bad that. Love that scent. That fresh faint scent. Also, since when are women allowed to post here? Did our Jewish owner Ron change Getbig policy? I thought this place was like a treehouse with a sign on it that says "No girls allowed".
You really have issues man haha
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You really have issues man haha
Yes, but.
"That extra scent in there." LOL. I almost burst out laughing thinking about it. Dude looked like Wiggs too.
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Yes, but.
"That extra scent in there." LOL. I almost burst out laughing thinking about it. Dude looked like Wiggs too.
I’m not talking about that lol ;D
I’m talking about the black man porn were watching and “the N said this” :D ;D
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I actually stopped watching porn in February. Not that I was ever a large consumer of porn - but it was about the only place I could lay my eyes on a hairy pussy.
Anyway, I watched one video where a Black man managing a restaurant fucked a White dude's girlfriend. The boyfriend caught his girl being fucked by the large N, and he said "Why would you fuck him and not the Jewish owner? At least he has money."
Then the N asked him to go down on his girlfriend, and the N said "[i]Do you smell that extra scent in there? That's black cock."[/i]
LOL.
Just thinking about it now reminded me of Getbig's own Melvin Goodrum. Although thinking a bit longer now, I'm forming a mental picture of it. Do you know when you form a mental picturisation of something in your mind? The Black actor looked more like Wiggs, cum to think of it.
Has anyone else here viewed this diverse motion picture?
PS - LOL @ "that extra scent". Implying a primary scent. See...despite Jane's objections, this is known. And not a bad that. Love that scent. That fresh faint scent. Also, since when are women allowed to post here? Did our Jewish owner Ron change Getbig policy? I thought this place was like a treehouse with a sign on it that says "No girls allowed".
You're seriously killing me Matt ;)
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I’m not talking about that lol ;D
I’m talking about the black man porn were watching and “the N said this” :D ;D
Lol!! I like Getbig's N community. If we culturally stopped with the equality lie, and acknowledged racial disparities in IQ, I wouldn't seem so bitter about N's.
Consider: how many N quarterbacks in the NFL? Six? And all of them scramble.
I call them "N quarterbacks", as they use athleticism versus intelligence.
My friend said "It's not a racist thing. It's about IQ."
Lol, well yeah, but.
PS - do you smell that extra scent in my posts? That's Black cock.
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Lol!! I like Getbig's N community. If we culturally stopped with the equality lie, and acknowledged racial disparities in IQ, I wouldn't seem so bitter about N's.
Consider: how many N quarterbacks in the NFL? Six? And all of them scramble.
I call them "N quarterbacks", as they use athleticism versus intelligence.
My friend said "It's not a racist thing. It's about IQ."
Lol, well yeah, but.
PS - do you smell that extra scent in my posts? That's Black cock.
At least calling them "N" isn't offensive. My sinuses are acting up. Not able to detect the aroma of black cock.
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Best thread of the year by far. But the more Matt chimes in, the worse it gets.
concur. the verbal diarrhoea is strong with that lad.
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Lol!! I like Getbig's N community. If we culturally stopped with the equality lie, and acknowledged racial disparities in IQ, I wouldn't seem so bitter about N's.
Consider: how many N quarterbacks in the NFL? Six? And all of them scramble.
I call them "N quarterbacks", as they use athleticism versus intelligence.
My friend said "It's not a racist thing. It's about IQ."
Lol, well yeah, but.
PS - do you smell that extra scent in my posts? That's Black cock.
Lmao we need to get you back on the mic at bodybuilding expos with this edgy humor
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PS - do you smell that extra scent in my posts? That's Black cock.
People smell the “extra scent” in your burps and farts.