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Title: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD on August 31, 2019, 11:35:39 AM
Well then you'd better listen carefully to my tips. I am a prolific lovemaker. Although I no longer keep a tally, I can tell you that it's well into the thousands. Tip number 1:

When you take your woman out on the first date, rather than just move the chair for her as she goes to sit down, pull it completely out from under her. This comedic gesture shows that you have a sense of humor. It also gives you the chance to take her by the hand when you pull her up off the ground. Intimacy...this isn't rocket science. Also, her adrenaline will be pumping from the sudden shock, and adrenaline elicits arousal. Thank me later.

Tex.
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 31, 2019, 11:37:07 AM
Are you Dennis from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia?
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Twaddle on August 31, 2019, 11:48:30 AM
Well then you'd better listen carefully to my tips. I am a prolific lovemaker. Although I no longer keep a tally, I can tell you that it's well into the thousands. Tip number 1:

When you take your woman out on the first date, rather than just move the chair for her as she goes to sit down, pull it completely out from under her. This comedic gesture shows that you have a sense of humor. It also gives you the chance to take her by the hand when you pull her up off the ground. Intimacy...this isn't rocket science. Also, her adrenaline will be pumping from the sudden shock, and adrenaline elicits arousal. Thank me later.

Tex.

This gimmick has potential.  Certainly more entertaining, than your Top Poodle account. 

What's tip number 2?   ???
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Matt on August 31, 2019, 12:20:21 PM
Tip #2:

Show women this meme so that they become attracted to you [Getbiggers who are fans of booty will also be interested]:
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Dokey111 on August 31, 2019, 12:41:22 PM
Tip #2:

Show women this meme so that they become attracted to you [Getbiggers who are fans of booty will also be interested]:

I was gonna say, don't forget to slip your finger in as your helping her up
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Matt on August 31, 2019, 01:07:22 PM
I was gonna say, don't forget to slip your finger in as your helping her up

I was thinking grab her by the pussy while helping her up. So... basically the same thing.

Not my style...but I think the sort of guy who would employ the tip in the OP would do it.
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Dokey111 on August 31, 2019, 01:21:45 PM
I was thinking grab her by the pussy while helping her up. So... basically the same thing.

Not my style...but I think the sort of guy who would employ the tip in the OP would do it.

xactly
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 31, 2019, 01:47:19 PM
Well then you'd better listen carefully to my tips. I am a prolific lovemaker. Although I no longer keep a tally, I can tell you that it's well into the thousands. Tip number 1:

When you take your woman out on the first date, rather than just move the chair for her as she goes to sit down, pull it completely out from under her. This comedic gesture shows that you have a sense of humor. It also gives you the chance to take her by the hand when you pull her up off the ground. Intimacy...this isn't rocket science. Also, her adrenaline will be pumping from the sudden shock, and adrenaline elicits arousal. Thank me later.

Tex.

You're no Quickerblade
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Lon Barrigan on August 31, 2019, 02:02:58 PM
Why be a lover when you can be a fighter?

Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: IRON CROSS on August 31, 2019, 02:30:10 PM
Why be a lover when you can be a fighter?



Hi Leopold  :D
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: HTexan on August 31, 2019, 02:36:12 PM
Well then you'd better listen carefully to my tips. I am a prolific lovemaker. Although I no longer keep a tally, I can tell you that it's well into the thousands. Tip number 1:

When you take your woman out on the first date, rather than just move the chair for her as she goes to sit down, pull it completely out from under her. This comedic gesture shows that you have a sense of humor. It also gives you the chance to take her by the hand when you pull her up off the ground. Intimacy...this isn't rocket science. Also, her adrenaline will be pumping from the sudden shock, and adrenaline elicits arousal. Thank me later.

Tex.
Everyone wants to be a texan, no one was to cheer for the dallas cowboys >:(
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Schmoff on August 31, 2019, 06:14:46 PM
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Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 31, 2019, 06:49:42 PM
Gimmick has potential...
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD on September 01, 2019, 12:18:31 PM
The time has arrived...tip number two. Apologies to all of you whose PMs I've yet to respond to, but Tinder takes priority over this. Now, here's what you need to know: chicks love a military man. No time to faff around in the mud like a moron, signing your life away for a number of years? No problemo! You can buy various military baseball caps on Ebay for next to nothing.

Do not go for something gay like the Marines. Retards can pass Marine Corps training. Go for something that will get her juices flowing. Either Navy Seals or something with Delta Force written on it. I wear my Navy Seal cap into bars all the time and get free drinks without having to say a word. The next part is important... you don't want to overtly tell her what you do. Lots of crybabies will whine over these tactics if you're not subtle. But we don't care about them...we are womanizers. When the waitress comes over and asks if you're ready to order, use "copy that" instead of just saying yes. Same goes for when the food arrives. A little comment along the lines of "wow, we didn't get food like this in Helmand" will be sure to have your woman getting wetter than a down syndromes chin. If she gets too curious, simply look off into the distance and tell her you don't want to talk about it. Sex on the first date GUARANTEED. Thank me later.

Tex.
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Royalty on September 01, 2019, 12:27:35 PM
The time has arrived...tip number two. Apologies to all of you whose PMs I've yet to respond to, but Tinder takes priority over this. Now, here's what you need to know: chicks love a military man. No time to faff around in the mud like a moron, signing your life away for a number of years? No problemo! You can buy various military baseball caps on Ebay for next to nothing.

Do not go for something gay like the Marines. Retards can pass Marine Corps training. Go for something that will get her juices flowing. Either Navy Seals or something with Delta Force written on it. I wear my Navy Seal cap into bars all the time and get free drinks without having to say a word. The next part is important... you don't want to overtly tell her what you do. Lots of crybabies will whine over these tactics if you're not subtle. But we don't care about them...we are womanizers. When the waitress comes over and asks if you're ready to order, use "copy that" instead of just saying yes. Same goes for when the food arrives. A little comment along the lines of "wow,we didn't get food like this in Helmand" will be sure to have your woman getting wetter than a down syndromes chin. If she gets too curious,simply look off into the distance and tell her you don't want to talk about it. Sex on the first date GUARANTEED. Thank me later.

Tex.

This is a recipe for embarrassment 😂

That is almost as bad as wearing a hat the says “NYPD” or just plain “POLICE” or “VIETNAM VET”
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Twaddle on September 01, 2019, 12:35:49 PM
The time has arrived...tip number two. Apologies to all of you whose PMs I've yet to respond to, but Tinder takes priority over this. Now, here's what you need to know: chicks love a military man. No time to faff around in the mud like a moron, signing your life away for a number of years? No problemo! You can buy various military baseball caps on Ebay for next to nothing.

Do not go for something gay like the Marines. Retards can pass Marine Corps training. Go for something that will get her juices flowing. Either Navy Seals or something with Delta Force written on it. I wear my Navy Seal cap into bars all the time and get free drinks without having to say a word. The next part is important... you don't want to overtly tell her what you do. Lots of crybabies will whine over these tactics if you're not subtle. But we don't care about them...we are womanizers. When the waitress comes over and asks if you're ready to order, use "copy that" instead of just saying yes. Same goes for when the food arrives. A little comment along the lines of "wow, we didn't get food like this in Helmand" will be sure to have your woman getting wetter than a down syndromes chin. If she gets too curious, simply look off into the distance and tell her you don't want to talk about it. Sex on the first date GUARANTEED. Thank me later.

Tex.

Big Tex,

What are your thoughts on the shooting in West Texas?   :'(
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD on September 01, 2019, 12:39:10 PM
Big Tex,

What are your thoughts on the shooting in West Texas?   :'(

If I were there then it wouldn't have happened. The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun. I should add, if he followed my tips, then he'd have been preoccupied and happy. I wish I shared them sooner.

Tex.
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: HTexan on September 02, 2019, 07:29:33 AM
If I were there then it wouldn't have happened. The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun. I should add, if he followed my tips, then he'd have been preoccupied and happy. I wish I shared them sooner.

Tex.
What gun/ how many you got? You know they kick you out of Texas if you don’t have at least a couple.
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD on September 02, 2019, 08:12:28 AM
What gun/ how many you got? You know they kick you out of Texas if you don’t have at least a couple.

I have hundreds. For handguns, I'm a 9mm guy. Every time I leave my house or condo I have a Sig P226 in my satchel, a Glock 19 with custom sights concealed on my person, and a couple of throwing knives hidden in my belt for backup.

Tex.
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Twaddle on September 02, 2019, 08:30:03 AM
I have hundreds. For handguns, I'm a 9mm guy. Every time I leave my house or condo I have a Sig P226 in my satchel, a Glock 19 with custom sights concealed on my person, and a couple of throwing knives hidden in my belt for backup.

Tex.

I live in NM.  I can't say I've ever met a Texan, that uses the word "satchel".  You are a peculiar fellow, Big Tex.   :-\
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD on September 02, 2019, 08:36:24 AM
I live in NM.  I can't say I've ever met a Texan, that uses the word "satchel".  You are a peculiar fellow, Big Tex.   :-\

I never said I was from Texas. My name is Tex Cockburn. I was named after Tex Watson.

Tex.
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Twaddle on September 02, 2019, 08:40:29 AM
I never said I was from Texas. My name is Tex Cockburn. I was named after Tex Watson.

Tex.

I see. 

Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Rascal full on September 02, 2019, 09:12:23 AM
The time has arrived...tip number two. Apologies to all of you whose PMs I've yet to respond to, but Tinder takes priority over this. Now, here's what you need to know: chicks love a military man. No time to faff around in the mud like a moron, signing your life away for a number of years? No problemo! You can buy various military baseball caps on Ebay for next to nothing.

Do not go for something gay like the Marines. Retards can pass Marine Corps training. Go for something that will get her juices flowing. Either Navy Seals or something with Delta Force written on it. I wear my Navy Seal cap into bars all the time and get free drinks without having to say a word. The next part is important... you don't want to overtly tell her what you do. Lots of crybabies will whine over these tactics if you're not subtle. But we don't care about them...we are womanizers. When the waitress comes over and asks if you're ready to order, use "copy that" instead of just saying yes. Same goes for when the food arrives. A little comment along the lines of "wow, we didn't get food like this in Helmand" will be sure to have your woman getting wetter than a down syndromes chin. If she gets too curious, simply look off into the distance and tell her you don't want to talk about it. Sex on the first date GUARANTEED. Thank me later.

Tex.

Haha I didn't have high hopes but this is genuinely funny. Looking forward to tip number 3!
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Dokey111 on September 02, 2019, 09:24:41 AM
Don't forget to take hard right angle turns when walking to the pisser and back
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Kwon on September 02, 2019, 09:44:20 AM
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Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: IRON CROSS on September 02, 2019, 01:42:10 PM
I never said I was from Texas. My name is Tex Cockburn. I was named after Tex Watson.

Tex.


Morning Leopold !.
 :D
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Twaddle on September 02, 2019, 02:50:18 PM

Morning Leopold !.
 :D

Who's Leopold?   ???
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: denarii on September 02, 2019, 04:12:23 PM
This guy is an expert at pulling low IQ 2/10 chicks
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD on September 02, 2019, 06:05:18 PM
This guy is an expert at pulling low IQ 2/10 chicks

At least I didn't marry one.

Tex.
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: IRON CROSS on September 03, 2019, 01:03:51 AM
Who's Leopold?   ???

Guy's like this Tehano,ratherbefat,Anabolichalo,Lon ...................... ;)
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Griffith on September 03, 2019, 05:13:36 AM
The time has arrived...tip number two. Apologies to all of you whose PMs I've yet to respond to, but Tinder takes priority over this. Now, here's what you need to know: chicks love a military man. No time to faff around in the mud like a moron, signing your life away for a number of years? No problemo! You can buy various military baseball caps on Ebay for next to nothing.

Do not go for something gay like the Marines. Retards can pass Marine Corps training. Go for something that will get her juices flowing. Either Navy Seals or something with Delta Force written on it. I wear my Navy Seal cap into bars all the time and get free drinks without having to say a word. The next part is important... you don't want to overtly tell her what you do. Lots of crybabies will whine over these tactics if you're not subtle. But we don't care about them...we are womanizers. When the waitress comes over and asks if you're ready to order, use "copy that" instead of just saying yes. Same goes for when the food arrives. A little comment along the lines of "wow, we didn't get food like this in Helmand" will be sure to have your woman getting wetter than a down syndromes chin. If she gets too curious, simply look off into the distance and tell her you don't want to talk about it. Sex on the first date GUARANTEED. Thank me later.

Tex.

Good post. I usually prefer to wear my old 'DEA' cap when going to clubs, bars or the gym.
Title: Re: So you want to be a womanizer like me?
Post by: Costanza on September 03, 2019, 05:39:57 AM
The time has arrived...tip number two. Apologies to all of you whose PMs I've yet to respond to, but Tinder takes priority over this. Now, here's what you need to know: chicks love a military man. No time to faff around in the mud like a moron, signing your life away for a number of years? No problemo! You can buy various military baseball caps on Ebay for next to nothing.

Do not go for something gay like the Marines. Retards can pass Marine Corps training. Go for something that will get her juices flowing. Either Navy Seals or something with Delta Force written on it. I wear my Navy Seal cap into bars all the time and get free drinks without having to say a word. The next part is important... you don't want to overtly tell her what you do. Lots of crybabies will whine over these tactics if you're not subtle. But we don't care about them...we are womanizers. When the waitress comes over and asks if you're ready to order, use "copy that" instead of just saying yes. Same goes for when the food arrives. A little comment along the lines of "wow, we didn't get food like this in Helmand" will be sure to have your woman getting wetter than a down syndromes chin. If she gets too curious, simply look off into the distance and tell her you don't want to talk about it. Sex on the first date GUARANTEED. Thank me later.



Tex.

 :D