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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD on September 05, 2019, 04:59:23 AM
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Mid-twenties, provocatively dressed, the double of Margot Robbie. She closed the door and sat down. She told me how she was really struggling to grasp Newtonian mechanics and was sure she'd fail the course without my help. I began by going over the equations for establishing the most general position for a particle at constant acceleration, but as I looked up to see if she was following, I noticed that she'd pulled her knickers to one side and was flashing me!
"Booooring, Professor! How about I just take your D in return for an A?" I gasped! She began to unbutton her blouse and asked if I knew that she had a twin. I shook my head, unable to speak. Suddenly, my office door opened and her twin walked in dressed as Harley Quinn! "Wow, sis, you're right, he's an absolute muscle-beast! Like Dorian in his prime!"
She turned to me and asked how I got so big, but before I even had the chance to tell her about the anabolic window, the pair of them were all over me, kissing me on the lips and running their hands over every inch of my body. Let's just say that we all left my office feeling satisfied. Whenever anybody asks me why I became a bodybuilder now, I just chuckle.
Tex.
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Mid-twenties, provocatively dressed, the double of Margot Robbie. She closed the door and sat down. She told me how she was really struggling to grasp Newtonian mechanics and was sure she'd fail the course without my help. I began by going over the equations for establishing the most general position for a particle at constant acceleration, but as I looked up to see if she was following, I noticed that she'd pulled her knickers to one side and was flashing me!
"Booooring, Professor! How about I just take your D in return for an A?" I gasped! She began to unbutton her blouse and asked if I knew that she had a twin. I shook my head, unable to speak. Suddenly, my office door opened and her twin walked in dressed as Harley Quinn! "Wow, sis, you're right, he's an absolute muscle-beast! Like Dorian in his prime!"
She turned to me and asked how I got so big, but before I even had the chance to tell her about the anabolic window, the pair of them were all over me, kissing me on the lips and running their hands over every inch of my body. Let's just say that we all left my office feeling satisfied. Whenever anybody asks me why I became a bodybuilder now, I just chuckle.
Tex.
Piffling little irrelevant story
Not a patch on What esf has done / will do to his post grad students
Pin back yer ears & await his wondrous adventures.
::)
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Mid-twenties, provocatively dressed, the double of Margot Robbie. She closed the door and sat down. She told me how she was really struggling to grasp Newtonian mechanics and was sure she'd fail the course without my help. I began by going over the equations for establishing the most general position for a particle at constant acceleration, but as I looked up to see if she was following, I noticed that she'd pulled her knickers to one side and was flashing me!
"Booooring, Professor! How about I just take your D in return for an A?" I gasped! She began to unbutton her blouse and asked if I knew that she had a twin. I shook my head, unable to speak. Suddenly, my office door opened and her twin walked in dressed as Harley Quinn! "Wow, sis, you're right, he's an absolute muscle-beast! Like Dorian in his prime!"
She turned to me and asked how I got so big, but before I even had the chance to tell her about the anabolic window, the pair of them were all over me, kissing me on the lips and running their hands over every inch of my body. Let's just say that we all left my office feeling satisfied. Whenever anybody asks me why I became a bodybuilder now, I just chuckle.
Tex.
So between being in jail and all of you re other accomplishments you found time to become a professor, Please enlighten us with where you went to school, here let me help you out..
A doctoral degree is typically required to work as a full-time, tenure-track university professor. You should be prepared to earn an undergraduate degree in your chosen subject area, go to graduate school, complete a Ph.D. program, conduct independent research, and write and publish articles in scholarly journals..
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Why isn't this nimrod banned?
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So between being in jail and all of you re other accomplishments you found time to become a professor, Please enlighten us with where you went to school, here let me help you out..
A doctoral degree is typically required to work as a full-time, tenure-track university professor. You should be prepared to earn an undergraduate degree in your chosen subject area, go to graduate school, complete a Ph.D. program, conduct independent research, and write and publish articles in scholarly journals..
Here, you stolen valor pervert, let me help YOU out! And before I do, let me state that you can count your lucky stars I'm on probation. If one of my postgrad students plagiarized in the manner that you just did, they'd be eating dinner through a straw!
If you wish to use someone else's words to make your point, at least have the decency to adhere to the basic academic principle of quoting and citing them. You stole that quote from a website, and it was immediately obvious that you did, given that it had the merit of being grammatically correct. What you SHOULD have written, if you weren't such a scumbag, was the following:
"A doctoral degree is typically required to work as a full-time, tenure-track university professor. You should be prepared to earn an undergraduate degree in your chosen subject area, go to graduate school, complete a Ph.D. program, conduct independent research, and write and publish articles in scholarly journals" (Study.com, n.d.).
Don't you ever let me catch you pulling a stunt like that again, boy.
Tex.
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Hot chicks don’t take physics, outed!
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Tex just outed Dan....I mean Dr. Tex.
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Mid-twenties, provocatively dressed, the double of Margot Robbie. She closed the door and sat down. She told me how she was really struggling to grasp Newtonian mechanics and was sure she'd fail the course without my help. I began by going over the equations for establishing the most general position for a particle at constant acceleration, but as I looked up to see if she was following, I noticed that she'd pulled her knickers to one side and was flashing me!
"Booooring, Professor! How about I just take your D in return for an A?" I gasped! She began to unbutton her blouse and asked if I knew that she had a twin. I shook my head, unable to speak. Suddenly, my office door opened and her twin walked in dressed as Harley Quinn! "Wow, sis, you're right, he's an absolute muscle-beast! Like Dorian in his prime!"
She turned to me and asked how I got so big, but before I even had the chance to tell her about the anabolic window, the pair of them were all over me, kissing me on the lips and running their hands over every inch of my body. Let's just say that we all left my office feeling satisfied. Whenever anybody asks me why I became a bodybuilder now, I just chuckle.
Tex.
::)
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Am I the only one that gets a kick out of this guy? Dude makes shit up but that's nothing new on this site, at least he keeps it amusing.
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Here, you stolen valor pervert, let me help YOU out! And before I do, let me state that you can count your lucky stars I'm on probation. If one of my postgrad students plagiarized in the manner that you just did, they'd be eating dinner through a straw!
If you wish to use someone else's words to make your point, at least have the decency to adhere to the basic academic principle of quoting and citing them. You stole that quote from a website, and it was immediately obvious that you did, given that it had the merit of being grammatically correct. What you SHOULD have written, if you weren't such a scumbag, was the following:
"A doctoral degree is typically required to work as a full-time, tenure-track university professor. You should be prepared to earn an undergraduate degree in your chosen subject area, go to graduate school, complete a Ph.D. program, conduct independent research, and write and publish articles in scholarly journals" (Study.com, n.d.).
Don't you ever let me catch you pulling a stunt like that again, boy.
Tex.
I plagiarized nothing its fact just like the fact that you are a bag of smashed dildos used of course by you and your bear lover, Step in my lane again and it will not end well for you..
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Tex just outed Dan....I mean Dr. Tex.
HEY BUCKWHEAT STFU ;D
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Worst gimmick ever... ::)
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Am I the only one that gets a kick out of this guy? Dude makes shit up but that's nothing new on this site, at least he keeps it amusing.
No.
Variations of this same gimmick have been done here a thousand times already
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No.
Variations of this same gimmick have been done here a thousand times already
True always a tough guy who gets all the girls. Harmless light entertainment, good for a few laughs.
While we are talking about good stuff on this site, I have really enjoyed some of the things you have said. Eviscerated Matt and Prime with some absolutely brutal shit! Made me laugh but I was also like 'Ouch'.....haha
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I like this guy. I rate him up there with Big Steve and Tunza Muscle
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True always a tough guy who gets all the girls. Harmless light entertainment, good for a few laughs.
While we are talking about good stuff on this site, I have really enjoyed some of the things you have said. Eviscerated Matt and Prime with some absolutely brutal shit! Made me laugh but I was also like 'Ouch'.....haha
There is a 104% chance that the gimmick is Mathjew “I’d Try Cock Again” Canning.
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I like this guy. I rate him up there with Big Steve and Tunza Muscle
Ok texlikescockinass ;D
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There is a 104% chance that the gimmick is Mathjew “I’d Try Cock Again” Canning.
And again and again and again :P
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This guy is not remotely funny.
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Mid-twenties, provocatively dressed, the double of Margot Robbie. She closed the door and sat down. She told me how she was really struggling to grasp Newtonian mechanics and was sure she'd fail the course without my help. I began by going over the equations for establishing the most general position for a particle at constant acceleration, but as I looked up to see if she was following, I noticed that she'd pulled her knickers to one side and was flashing me!
"Booooring, Professor! How about I just take your D in return for an A?" I gasped! She began to unbutton her blouse and asked if I knew that she had a twin. I shook my head, unable to speak. Suddenly, my office door opened and her twin walked in dressed as Harley Quinn! "Wow, sis, you're right, he's an absolute muscle-beast! Like Dorian in his prime!"
She turned to me and asked how I got so big, but before I even had the chance to tell her about the anabolic window, the pair of them were all over me, kissing me on the lips and running their hands over every inch of my body. Let's just say that we all left my office feeling satisfied. Whenever anybody asks me why I became a bodybuilder now, I just chuckle.
Tex.
Knew it was fake when the girl said you looked like Dorian in his prime. No hot woman ever knows who Dorian is.
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unfunny gimmick post unfunny stuff
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This guy is not remotely funny.
Hes brilliant and my latest hero
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Hes brilliant and my latest hero
That simply proves me right.
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unfunny gimmick post unfunny stuff
And Margot Robbie has terrible tits.
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Hot chicks don’t take physics, outed!
They do in his Belgium , wearing hijabs 24/7 ;D
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Worst gimmick ever... ::)
It's 'good ol' Anabolichalo' :D
( ratherbebig until June '19)
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Here, you stolen valor pervert, let me help YOU out! And before I do, let me state that you can count your lucky stars I'm on probation. If one of my postgrad students plagiarized in the manner that you just did, they'd be eating dinner through a straw!
If you wish to use someone else's words to make your point, at least have the decency to adhere to the basic academic principle of quoting and citing them. You stole that quote from a website, and it was immediately obvious that you did, given that it had the merit of being grammatically correct. What you SHOULD have written, if you weren't such a scumbag, was the following:
"A doctoral degree is typically required to work as a full-time, tenure-track university professor. You should be prepared to earn an undergraduate degree in your chosen subject area, go to graduate school, complete a Ph.D. program, conduct independent research, and write and publish articles in scholarly journals" (Study.com, n.d.).
Don't you ever let me catch you pulling a stunt like that again, boy.
Tex.
LOBACHEVSKY - Tom Lehrer
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Mid-twenties, provocatively dressed, the double of Margot Robbie. She closed the door and sat down. She told me how she was really struggling to grasp Newtonian mechanics and was sure she'd fail the course without my help. I began by going over the equations for establishing the most general position for a particle at constant acceleration, but as I looked up to see if she was following, I noticed that she'd pulled her knickers to one side and was flashing me!
"Booooring, Professor! How about I just take your D in return for an A?" I gasped! She began to unbutton her blouse and asked if I knew that she had a twin. I shook my head, unable to speak. Suddenly, my office door opened and her twin walked in dressed as Harley Quinn! "Wow, sis, you're right, he's an absolute muscle-beast! Like Dorian in his prime!"
She turned to me and asked how I got so big, but before I even had the chance to tell her about the anabolic window, the pair of them were all over me, kissing me on the lips and running their hands over every inch of my body. Let's just say that we all left my office feeling satisfied. Whenever anybody asks me why I became a bodybuilder now, I just chuckle.
Tex.
Then you woke up in your parents basement. ::)
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Lol this is a lame ass gimmick
If youre from belgium and not anabolic halo im not interested