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Title: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: Army of One on December 23, 2019, 07:43:06 AM: ???
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: Anna Recksiek on December 23, 2019, 07:44:50 AM: Pull the tags, report stolen
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: robcguns on December 23, 2019, 08:16:24 AM: Wtf,get a pointy object and see if I can deflate it.then prob have to buy new suspension and seat on passenger side.
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: IroNat on December 23, 2019, 08:24:10 AM: Call the Fire Dept.

Tell them to bring the Jaws of Life.
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: dan18 on December 23, 2019, 08:29:08 AM: Just open gas cap throw a match do dramatic walk away as fire bomb goes off in background..
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: Fortress on December 23, 2019, 08:29:53 AM: Set fire to car. Call insurance company and report vehicle stolen.

Look in yellow pages under “Psychotherapy”.
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 23, 2019, 08:41:10 AM: What passenger seat?
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: Powerlift66 on December 23, 2019, 08:54:39 AM: Poor modern day superhero to the SJW's , just has a glandular problem, not OK to fat-shame, but attacking fitness people is OK.
How dare you show abs and make me feel bad about myself?

New contract coming for large model sleep wear. New GoFund me to collect 30K for the nice lady. :-\
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: funk51 on December 23, 2019, 09:24:06 AM: hit it ;) or put a tent around it and charge admission.
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: Princess L on December 23, 2019, 10:14:05 AM: Quote from: Army of One on December 23, 2019, 07:43:06 AM
???

First call the cops and have the report on record, then put in a claim with your insurance company. The suspension among other things are probably compromised not to mention probably have to have a full detail to remove the smell, hopefully not a Seinfeld situation.
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: IRON CROSS on December 23, 2019, 11:57:32 AM: Naive question, but WTF is that ???
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: LMV on December 23, 2019, 11:59:45 AM: search for the spider in the car
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: Svengoolie on December 23, 2019, 12:13:10 PM: Quote from: IRON CROSS on December 23, 2019, 11:57:32 AM
Naive question, but WTF is that ???

Her name is Lupe. She's had a couple of episodes on 600 lb life. She's famous for breaking the toiler in the Dr.'s office. On one episode, she claimed her fiancee forced her to have sex shortly after her gastric bipass surgery, ripping the surgical stitches.

Let that one sink in for a second.
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: dan18 on December 23, 2019, 12:47:13 PM: Quote from: Svengoolie on December 23, 2019, 12:13:10 PM
Her name is Lupe. She's had a couple of episodes on 600 lb life. She's famous for breaking the toiler in the Dr.'s office. On one episode, she claimed her fiancee forced her to have sex shortly after her gastric bipass surgery, ripping the surgical stitches.

Let that one sink in for a second.
How do you even find the opening :-X
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: B R on December 23, 2019, 01:00:34 PM: Quote from: dan18 on December 23, 2019, 12:47:13 PM
How do you even find the opening :-X

Ask her to fart to give you a clue.
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: Schmoff on December 23, 2019, 01:03:34 PM: call animal control

:-X :-X :-X
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Post by: funk51 on December 23, 2019, 02:12:28 PM: Quote from: dan18 on December 23, 2019, 12:47:13 PM
How do you even find the opening :-X
;D
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Post by: JustPlaneJane on December 23, 2019, 02:19:36 PM: Somewhere Big Mike Cox is trying to figure out what to do with his parsh...
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: AbrahamG on December 23, 2019, 04:48:48 PM: Quote from: Army of One on December 23, 2019, 07:43:06 AM
???

Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrt Fuckin!
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: D.O.A. on December 23, 2019, 05:04:54 PM: Quote from: Army of One on December 23, 2019, 07:43:06 AM
???
call SeaWorld!
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Post by: IRON CROSS on December 23, 2019, 07:19:50 PM: Quote from: D.O.A. on December 23, 2019, 05:04:54 PM
call SeaWorld!

Norwegians,Japanese & Eskimos still hunt & kill whales ;)
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Post by: Primemuscle on December 23, 2019, 08:36:40 PM: Will the car even move?
Title: Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
Post by: Rusty Trombone on December 23, 2019, 10:45:14 PM: Quote from: JustPlaneJane on December 23, 2019, 02:19:36 PM
Somewhere Big Mike Cox is trying to figure out what to do with his parsh...

Where is Big Mike anyway....