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Title: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: hardgainerj on January 24, 2020, 02:42:48 PM
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Title: Re: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: hardgainerj on January 24, 2020, 02:44:01 PM
one box wont last a day
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Post by: XFACTOR on January 24, 2020, 02:56:37 PM
one box wont last a day

Especially after I smoke a joint
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Post by: IroNat on January 24, 2020, 03:33:56 PM
How much $$$?
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Post by: robcguns on January 24, 2020, 03:36:10 PM
Looks gross,I’m more of a salty than a sweet guy.
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Post by: SOMEPARTS on January 24, 2020, 06:38:24 PM
Like caviar to AlDoggity.

Also, how fucking lazy are we getting in the West?
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Post by: Dave D on January 24, 2020, 06:44:15 PM
Sure it’s a gloriously  attractive box full of color and youthful delights but I hope there’s more to uncrustables than their box. I’ve seen many frozen items that on outwardly appearances looked delicious but when it came time to partake of them they were nothing more than cleverly marketed advertising for low quality food.

Are these things delicious? Do they have nutritional value? Are they sexual?

We need more information than a slick advertisement.
Title: Re: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: Kwon on January 24, 2020, 09:57:24 PM
Like caviar to AlDoggity.

Also, how fucking lazy are we getting in the West?

Al Doggity just needs a KFC-flavored one and he's set!
Title: Re: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: pellius on January 24, 2020, 10:19:16 PM
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I'd set aside a whole day just eating this and peanut butter cups.
Title: Re: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: harmankardon1 on January 24, 2020, 11:12:36 PM
Very high gi carbs sugar fest by the looks.... Next to no protein.

They'd either taste real good or real shit, by the looks I'm leaning towards real shit.
Title: Re: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on January 24, 2020, 11:42:19 PM
Also, this is not a sandwich. This is a hot pocket with diabetes for filling.
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Post by: harmankardon1 on January 25, 2020, 12:23:39 AM
Also, this is not a sandwich. This is a hot pocket with diabetes for filling.

Yes^

These will be an excellent feeder for the super morbidly obese,,, four or five packets between meals to keep the blood sugar from dropping below 10000...
Title: Re: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: AbrahamG on January 25, 2020, 12:48:39 AM
What is wrong with you guys?  Are you not woke?  It is printed plain as day on the box: No high fructose corn syrup, non gmo and 6 GRAMS OF PROTEIN. 
This is a very healthy addition to anyones ice box.
Title: Re: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: pellius on January 25, 2020, 01:28:46 AM
Also, this is not a sandwich. This is a hot pocket with diabetes for filling.

I plan on putting melted butter over it. The extra fat will lower the glycemic index.
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Post by: IroNat on January 25, 2020, 07:14:20 AM
If I was starving there would be no hesitation.

I'd eat the whole box no problem.
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Post by: Marvin Martian on January 25, 2020, 10:08:15 AM
What is wrong with you guys?  Are you not woke?  It is printed plain as day on the box: No high fructose corn syrup, non gmo and 6 GRAMS OF PROTEIN. 
This is a very healthy addition to anyones ice box.

You can’t hide your age when you use “ice box” -  ;D. Unfortunately I understand what you are saying.

I think that’s what the kids call Rosie Odonnels twat
Title: Re: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: Taffin on January 25, 2020, 10:13:49 AM
You can’t hide your age when you use “ice box” -  ;D. Unfortunately I understand what you are saying.

I think that’s what the kids call Rosie Odonnels twat


Which is, ironically, the complete opposite of 'Uncrustable'...  :-X
Title: Re: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: OLKE_TEXAS on January 25, 2020, 10:46:57 AM
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This is not food. This is suger stuffed turd.
But no corn sirup and it contains protein so its no problemo to eat this. ::)
Only in the UK or USA people eat/buy this I recon.
Title: Re: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: Taffin on January 25, 2020, 11:18:14 AM
This is not food. This is suger stuffed turd.
But no corn sirup and it contains protein so its no problemo to eat this. ::)
Only in the UK or USA people eat/buy this I recon.

Never seen 'Smuckers' in the UK, but we do have these things... which must have similar processed chemical components ingredients...

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Title: Re: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: Al Doggity on January 25, 2020, 12:06:59 PM
Al Doggity just needs a KFC-flavored one and he's set!

Anyone would be set if they came in kfc flavor. You're a liar if you say otherwise.

And Kwon, you can probably get them delivered to your parents' basement, so you don't have to interrupt your 23 hour a day posting schedule to venture outside.  ;)


I actually worked with this brand.

One interesting thing about them is that they have a really high institutional market base. That's things like schools, hospitals, camps, shelters, emergency departments, stuff like that. I don't remember the exact number, but it was like 30+%.  Not necessarily kid focused places, but places where you'd need a lot of simple food, but not necessarily want to use resources to make dozens of simple sandwiches.

Whether or not you think it's a healthy snack or you would prefer to make your own pb&j is a matter of preference, but in terms of convenience, it's not really that crazy. Most here can probably understand why some people would choose eggbeater- type products over whole eggs. It's not that much of a difference. The uncrustables provide a convenience advantage for busy parents and they also appeal to kids who might be picky eaters.

I'm not saying it's a product that has changed the world, but it did fill a gap in the marketplace and it does make sense for certain consumers.
Title: Re: what is getbig opinion on this?
Post by: Taffin on January 26, 2020, 07:08:22 AM

I actually worked with this brand.



Hold on there, Al

Now apologies if I missed a disclaimer, but are you saying that you work in the processed food industry/advertising of such?  If so, your 'AlDoggity reviews' take on a different light (at least for myself...)

If you covered this aeons ago apologies for raking up previous stuff...  :)