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Title: Christian "prophet" asks for $50 million to resurrect Kobe Bryant and his daught
Post by: Army of One on February 03, 2020, 05:26:39 AM: He said that he could reverse the tragedy, but only if 10% of Kobe's net worth were to be handed over to him

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/thefreethinker/2020/02/prophet-asks-for-50-m-to-resurrect-kobe-bryant-and-his-daughter/
Title: Re: Christian "prophet" asks for $50 million to resurrect Kobe Bryant and his daught
Post by: illuminati on February 03, 2020, 05:50:32 AM: Quote from: Army of One on February 03, 2020, 05:26:39 AM
He said that he could reverse the tragedy, but only if 10% of Kobe's net worth were to be handed over to him

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/thefreethinker/2020/02/prophet-asks-for-50-m-to-resurrect-kobe-bryant-and-his-daughter/

Yeah well I can do the Exact Same for 9% of His net worth - Send Me the Money.
Title: Re: Christian "prophet" asks for $50 million to resurrect Kobe Bryant and his daught
Post by: XFACTOR on February 03, 2020, 06:17:01 AM: Quote from: Army of One on February 03, 2020, 05:26:39 AM
He said that he could reverse the tragedy, but only if 10% of Kobe's net worth were to be handed over to him

https://www.patheos.com/blogs/thefreethinker/2020/02/prophet-asks-for-50-m-to-resurrect-kobe-bryant-and-his-daughter/

Well we are fans dude. Let's get our money together.
Title: Re: Christian "prophet" asks for $50 million to resurrect Kobe Bryant and his daught
Post by: Matt on February 03, 2020, 08:01:11 AM: Alternative headline - Christian prophet seeks substantial profit.

Seeks to resurrect Kobe? LOL.

I'm reminded of the Satanic Panic of the 1980's. ;D
Title: Re: Christian "prophet" asks for $50 million to resurrect Kobe Bryant and his daught
Post by: OneMoreRep on February 03, 2020, 08:44:56 AM: Well can we just give him the damn money and get on with it!?!

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Title: Re: Christian "prophet" asks for $50 million to resurrect Kobe Bryant and his daught
Post by: Voice of Doom on February 03, 2020, 08:46:10 AM: I can do it for $40M but I'll need it in cash...up front.
Title: Re: Christian "prophet" asks for $50 million to resurrect Kobe Bryant and his daught
Post by: Dave D on February 03, 2020, 08:54:11 AM: God works in mysterious ways I guess, He didnt authorize the death but will bring Kobe back from the dead for 10% of his estimated net worth, God would know Kobes exact worth based on tax records so the prophet should choose his words more carefully.

Does the 10% offer extend to the other 7 deceased or is their net worth to low?
Title: Re: Christian "prophet" asks for $50 million to resurrect Kobe Bryant and his daught
Post by: JAGO on February 03, 2020, 09:13:55 AM: Quote from: Voice of Doom on February 03, 2020, 08:46:10 AM
I can do it for $40M but I'll need it in cash...up front.

I was going to say . . . Any Getbigger could do it for a fraction of that price.

J
Title: Re: Christian "prophet" asks for $50 million to resurrect Kobe Bryant and his daught
Post by: illuminati on February 03, 2020, 12:33:46 PM: Quote from: Voice of Doom on February 03, 2020, 08:46:10 AM
I can do it for $40M but I'll need it in cash...up front.

39million$ & I’ll do it. Cash of Course.
Title: Re: Christian "prophet" asks for $50 million to resurrect Kobe Bryant and his daught
Post by: IRON CROSS on February 03, 2020, 12:35:40 PM: Quote from: Voice of Doom on February 03, 2020, 08:46:10 AM
I can do it for $40M but I'll need it in cash...up front.

Can U predict what would happen to Mr.Trumps impeachment by Soggy & Demofarts :D

(ThanX)
Title: Re: Christian "prophet" asks for $50 million to resurrect Kobe Bryant and his daught
Post by: Dave D on February 03, 2020, 12:38:41 PM: My the prophet should ask if he can be used to resurrect one of the other 7 members of the crash, just to build faith in Kobes family?

Or maybe they dont want him back?