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Title: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: el numero uno on February 22, 2020, 12:29:51 PM
Have you guys ever surprised foreigners by speaking their language? It's funny as hell.

At work we recently had the visit of a client from Japan, and we I met him I introduced myself in Japanese. His face was priceless!

He had no idea of what was going on. "Why is this random Latino speaking my language? " he must've thought.

Granted, I don't really speak Japanese, I only know some basic phrases.

When I asked where in Japan he came from (日本 にどこからですか) his eyeballs popped out and nervously replied "Tokyo".

At the end of the day I said 今日もありがとうございました (thank you for today) and he started laughing as he bowed.

Learning basic phrases in another language is not hard, and makes people feel really appreciated. Definitely an ice breaker.
Title: Re: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: borsen8 on February 22, 2020, 12:39:51 PM
I've been learning arabic for this very reason :)
Title: Re: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: Flexacon on February 22, 2020, 12:55:59 PM
Have you guys ever surprised foreigners by speaking their language? It's funny as hell.

At work we recently had the visit of a client from Japan, and we I met him I introduced myself in Japanese. His face was priceless!

He had no idea of what was going on. "Why is this random Latino speaking my language? " he must've thought.

Granted, I don't really speak Japanese, I only know some basic phrases.

When I asked where in Japan he came from (日本どこからですか) his eyeballs popped out and nervously replied "Tokyo".

At the end of the day I said 今日もありがとうございました (thank you for today) and he started laughing as he bowed.

Learning basic phrases in another language is not hard, and makes people feel really appreciated. Definitely an ice breaker.


You sound like the kinda man who would gain pleasure watching another man defile his wife.
Title: Re: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: el numero uno on February 22, 2020, 01:02:35 PM
I've been learning arabic for this very reason :)

Very mighty of you, brother. Keep up the good work. 8)
Title: Re: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: Kwon on February 22, 2020, 01:16:45 PM
Have you guys ever surprised foreigners by speaking their language? It's funny as hell.

At work we recently had the visit of a client from Japan, and we I met him I introduced myself in Japanese. His face was priceless!

He had no idea of what was going on. "Why is this random Latino speaking my language? " he must've thought.

Granted, I don't really speak Japanese, I only know some basic phrases.

When I asked where in Japan he came from (日本 にどこからですか) his eyeballs popped out and nervously replied "Tokyo".

At the end of the day I said 今日もありがとうございました (thank you for today) and he started laughing as he bowed.

Learning basic phrases in another language is not hard, and makes people feel really appreciated. Definitely an ice breaker.


I learned english just for this reason! :)
Title: Re: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: Tapeworm on February 22, 2020, 05:08:07 PM
Vowels are just like the Spanish pronunciation so spics like yourself won't suffer from the honkification of them like the palefaces do. I don't speak Nip with any facility either but I still make an effort to pronounce -a as -e, use the jovial -ta form ("-te"), or drop the verb altogether, and really clip the vowels. Dok ni kite ka?

Btw, it's considered a sign of great sophistication to include a traditional "Shita ni" when someone bows in your direction. Give it a shot!
Title: Re: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: el numero uno on February 22, 2020, 05:15:32 PM
Vowels are just like the Spanish pronunciation so spics like yourself won't suffer from the honkification of them like the palefaces do. I don't speak Nip with any facility either but I still make an effort to pronounce -a as -e, use the jovial -ta form ("-te"), or drop the verb altogether, and really clip the vowels. Dok ni kite ka?

Btw, it's considered a sign of great sophistication to include a traditional "Shita ni" when someone bows in your direction. Give it a shot!

I'm glad you mentioned it. Spanish alphabet and Japanese syllabaries sound very similar! I have no idea why, but they do.

Very easy to pronounce Japanese words for a Spanish speaker. Of course, writing and grammar are completely different.

Didn't know about Shita ni.
Title: Re: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: Tapeworm on February 22, 2020, 05:34:51 PM
I can't do this to you.

Do NOT say shita ni. It's what the samurai would say to peasants when they came walking in. It means "bow down!" It will piss off a Jap no end.


Edit. Uh oh. He logged off.
Title: Re: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: el numero uno on February 22, 2020, 06:00:41 PM
I can't do this to you.

Do NOT say shita ni. It's what the samurai would say to peasants when they came walking in. It means "bow down!" It will piss off a Jap no end.


Edit. Uh oh. He logged off.

I did assume you were trolling me. No worries.
Title: Re: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: The Scott on February 22, 2020, 06:50:49 PM
I've been learning arabic for this very reason :)

Yeah, well Pizzahu akbar asshole. Fuck allah.
Title: Re: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: Campeon Del Mundo on February 22, 2020, 06:53:51 PM
   I am conversationally fluent in Spanish and i am a big european looking guy.  The latinos give me mucho
respect when i speak Spanish..
Title: Re: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: Tapeworm on February 22, 2020, 06:56:13 PM
I did assume you were trolling me. No worries.

You make me proud, kohai.
Title: Re: Speaking a language you're not supposed to know
Post by: sync pulse on February 22, 2020, 10:14:58 PM
I learned english just for this reason! :)

Jean-Claude van Damme is said to have learned English by listening to "The Flintstones"...