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Title: Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?
Post by: D.O.A. on March 01, 2020, 06:37:14 AM: How stupid can you be?!What the fuck did she expect to happen? ???

https://www.yahoo.com/news/model-says-she-went-blind-175900605.html
Title: Re: Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?
Post by: Flexacon on March 01, 2020, 06:54:22 AM: I think this took the Darwin award of the week

Three partygoers have died and seven others have been left injured after dry ice was thrown into a swimming pool at a blogger’s birthday party in Russia.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/three-dead-after-dry-ice-stunt-at-bloggers-party-goes-wrong/
Title: Re: Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?
Post by: Purge_WTF on March 01, 2020, 06:57:39 AM: How do you stop a Polish army tank?

Shoot the guys who are pushing it.
Title: Re: Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?
Post by: D.O.A. on March 01, 2020, 07:05:28 AM: Quote from: Purge_WTF on March 01, 2020, 06:57:39 AM
How do you stop a Polish army tank?

Shoot the guys who are pushing it.
Hahaha!
What happened to the polish guy who just bought a new set of snow tires?

They melted on the way home!
Title: Re: Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 01, 2020, 07:16:43 AM: The Poles are actually getting more advanced. They recently sent a spaceship to the sun. It's true. They sent it at night so it wouldn't get too hot
Title: Re: Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?
Post by: robcguns on March 01, 2020, 07:23:57 AM: Hahaha how do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave.

How did the polack break his arm?

Fell out of a tree raking leaves.
Title: Re: Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?
Post by: Irongrip400 on March 01, 2020, 07:31:30 AM: Quote from: Flexacon on March 01, 2020, 06:54:22 AM
I think this took the Darwin award of the week

Three partygoers have died and seven others have been left injured after dry ice was thrown into a swimming pool at a blogger’s birthday party in Russia.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/three-dead-after-dry-ice-stunt-at-bloggers-party-goes-wrong/

I read about this the other day. WTF? I bet they wish they would’ve just let the water stay warm.
Title: Re: Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?
Post by: SF1900 on March 01, 2020, 07:35:54 AM: I’m going to get the initials VG tattooed on my eyeballs.
Title: Re: Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?
Post by: BlackMetallic on March 01, 2020, 07:46:28 AM: 2 polocks were driving to the airport

The sign said airport left

So they turned around n went home
Title: Re: Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?
Post by: Matt on March 01, 2020, 08:48:42 AM: Quote from: SF1900 on March 01, 2020, 07:35:54 AM
I’m going to get the initials VAG tattooed on my eyeballs.

Fixed.

Excellent choice.
Title: Re: Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?
Post by: D.O.A. on March 01, 2020, 11:22:16 AM: Quote from: SF1900 on March 01, 2020, 07:35:54 AM
I’m going to get the initials VG tattooed on my eyeballs.
I would double check with Rory on that one. Just saying. 8)
Title: Re: Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?
Post by: _bruce_ on March 01, 2020, 02:13:20 PM: Quote from: BlackMetallic on March 01, 2020, 07:46:28 AM
2 polocks were driving to the airport

The sign said airport left

So they turned around n went home

;D ;D ;D