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Title: Gimmick check in
Post by: Grape Ape on March 23, 2020, 09:30:51 AM
Going to be busy for a bit working with BCF and _aj_ to fix real world problems,  so I won't be able to focus on keeping the board clean like I normally do for the general stinking masses who post here.

We're going to have to ask the gimmicks to check in to be dealt with later.

We're all familiar with the two recurring shitheads RBP and friedchicken who are currently being tolerated because the authorities here figured it's best they stay inside posting then go out and contaminate normal people.

Seeing a few other gaybos pop up - silky something, panith, etc....

Anyway....check in gimmicks, I'll get to you later.

Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: SF1900 on March 23, 2020, 09:41:52 AM
I remember AJ talking about being in gun fights and when pressed, disclosed actually being in zero gun fights haha lol

Another internet badass.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: IroNat on March 23, 2020, 09:48:00 AM
Make Getbig a "Gimmick Free Zone".

(http://www.mydoorsign.com/img/lg/K/Drug-Free-School-Zone-Sign-K-2433.gif)

Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: chaos on March 23, 2020, 09:49:09 AM
Quite a few "long time lurker first time poster" accounts lately.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Irongrip400 on March 23, 2020, 09:52:08 AM
Quite a few "long time lurker first time poster" accounts lately.

WELCOME TO THE THUDERDOME, FUCKFACE!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Grape Ape on March 23, 2020, 10:47:08 AM
adding RK
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Hypertrophy on March 23, 2020, 11:10:04 AM
I remember AJ talking about being in gun fights and when pressed, disclosed actually being in zero gun fights haha lol

Another internet badass.

Are you actually wanting to find out that members on here have been involved in gun violence? Seems in the past you were always down on that. As a victim of an armed robbery in college I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: SF1900 on March 23, 2020, 11:20:34 AM
Are you actually wanting to find out that members on here have been involved in gun violence? Seems in the past you were always down on that. As a victim of an armed robbery in college I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Of course I am not for gun violence and don't wish anyone be involved in gun violence.

However, when someone claims X and then states they lied about it, well, I find that hypocritical. No reason to try and come off as a badass on the internet. Just simply state that one never used their gun before and leave it at that. Lying just makes one look bad, especially since he tried to come off as a badass.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 23, 2020, 11:23:25 AM
Yes, I’ve been in constant correspondence with Ron and the rest of the gimmick surveillance unit. Due to the unforeseen pandemic response, all gimmick compliance checks have been postponed till further notice.


Once this whole situation clears up, all gimmick accounts will be banished to the abyss between Goodrums front teeth.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Kwon on March 23, 2020, 11:51:17 AM
Going to be busy for a bit working with BCF and _aj_ to fix real world problems,  so I won't be able to focus on keeping the board clean like I normally do for the general stinking masses who post here.

We're going to have to ask the gimmicks to check in to be dealt with later.

We're all familiar with the two recurring shitheads RBP and friedchicken who are currently being tolerated because the authorities here figured it's best they stay inside posting then go out and contaminate normal people.

Seeing a few other gaybos pop up - silky something, panith, etc....

Anyway....check in gimmicks, I'll get to you later.



Pamith with the "bro... LMAO wtf..." posts

Roast Beef Pecs with his Wahl Markberg-gimmick

Friedchicken

borsen8 / dearth / ialin

Anyone else?
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: friedchickendinner on March 23, 2020, 12:05:31 PM
Gimmicks are people too!

This is nothing but Gimmickism!  >:(
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Twaddle on March 23, 2020, 12:06:56 PM
Pamith with the "bro... LMAO wtf..." posts

Roast Beef Pecs with his Wahl Markberg-gimmick

Friedchicken

borsen8 / dearth / ialin

Anyone else?

You forgot Twaddle. 
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Grape Ape on March 23, 2020, 12:40:26 PM
Yes, I’ve been in constant correspondence with Ron and the rest of the gimmick surveillance unit. Due to the unforeseen pandemic response, all gimmick compliance checks have been postponed till further notice.


Once this whole situation clears up, all gimmick accounts will be banished to the abyss between Goodrums front teeth.


Good work...keep us in the loop.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: stuntmovie on March 23, 2020, 01:56:05 PM
I are dum and I think I asked this dum question before without ever receiving an un-dum answer ... so I gotta ask this dum question once again!

Just what is the official GetBig definition of the word ... 'GIMMICK'?

And would it be possible for those un-dum GetBiggers who know what the hell a GetBig GIMMICK actually is .... to list the top three GIMMICKS on this Board ... by name, rank, and serial number in accordance with the GC.

I'll also make a request to "Include Me Out!" and ask if any GetBigger  is gimmicky enough to tell us who was the first person to officially make that statement ... as well as the circumstances in which he said it.

Other than that ...all is well! .... But what the fuck is a Gimmick?
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: friedchickendinner on March 23, 2020, 02:04:01 PM
From what I understand a gimmick account is a second account of somebody who's allready a registered member of the Getbig website.

Why any grown man would care about this, upset about it, cry about it etc is one of the universe's oldest unanswered questions.

My advice? If you see a gimmick account, don't worry about it, it's not all that serious. It's not the end of the world. Life will go on. Even yours. As pathetic as it may be. And dont forget to change diapers once in a while, you big crybaby!
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Grape Ape on March 23, 2020, 02:22:47 PM

Other than that ...all is well! .... But what the fuck is a Gimmick?

Read the post above mine.

That is a gimmick.

A poster who was so pathetic, they got banned from the most lenient board in the universe on multiple occasions, yet keep returning with the same crap.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: friedchickendinner on March 23, 2020, 02:30:43 PM
Imagine four guys at a bar!

Beer is flowing.

Guy 1: is constantly talking about the Tyson Fury boxing match, that nobody is going to be able to stop the Gypsy King!

Guy 2: talks about he just came home from vacation, and that everybody needs to visit Peru and the south americas, it's breathtaking!

Guy 3: talks about how he finally is single, "no more relationships for me!" he says while he suggests they visit a strip club, later that night.

Guy 4: Who happens to be Grape Ape: can't shut up about that, on a msg board on the Internet that he visits, there are some people who have more than one account.

A few beers later, three of the guys are heading to the strip club, Grape Ape? He couldn't come, he need to hurry home to his computer to check for gimmicks.

The three guys agree that's probably for the best...
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: OLKE_TEXAS on March 23, 2020, 02:40:07 PM
I remember AJ talking about being in gun fights and when pressed, disclosed actually being in zero gun fights haha lol

Another internet badass.
Lol I remember that!

But the backed it all up by looking great on stage!!
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: OLKE_TEXAS on March 23, 2020, 02:41:34 PM
Going to be busy for a bit working with BCF and _aj_ to fix real world problems,  so I won't be able to focus on keeping the board clean like I normally do for the general stinking masses who post here.

We're going to have to ask the gimmicks to check in to be dealt with later.

We're all familiar with the two recurring shitheads RBP and friedchicken who are currently being tolerated because the authorities here figured it's best they stay inside posting then go out and contaminate normal people.

Seeing a few other gaybos pop up - silky something, panith, etc....

Anyway....check in gimmicks, I'll get to you later.



Checking IN ......crybaby!

Wait, all other past accounts I forgot the password or got banned so this is now my only account so no gimmick.

Been trying to get second account but they are never ever approved!
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: OLKE_TEXAS on March 23, 2020, 03:02:33 PM
Without gimmicks there would be less that 10 members left posting.

It is not 2003 this is 2020, not.many visits message boards these days.
People have very little attention span and patience anymore.

I support most gimmicks. Without them far less post and threads.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: friedchickendinner on March 23, 2020, 03:11:27 PM
When I became a member of Getbig I picked the Unlimited Gimmicks account for $2.99 per month!
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Grape Ape on March 23, 2020, 03:14:44 PM
Imagine four guys at a bar!

Beer is flowing.

Guy 1: is constantly talking about the Tyson Fury boxing match, that nobody is going to be able to stop the Gypsy King!

Guy 2: talks about he just came home from vacation, and that everybody needs to visit Peru and the south americas, it's breathtaking!

Guy 3: talks about how he finally is single, "no more relationships for me!" he says while he suggests they visit a strip club, later that night.

Guy 4: Who happens to be Grape Ape: can't shut up about that, on a msg board on the Internet that he visits, there are some people who have more than one account.

A few beers later, three of the guys are heading to the strip club, Grape Ape? He couldn't come, he need to hurry home to his computer to check for gimmicks.

The three guys agree that's probably for the best...


Gayer than writing fanfiction about another poster.

However, this is the more likely scenario:

4 guys in the bar.

You walk in.

4 guys leave the bar.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Henda on March 23, 2020, 03:23:54 PM
Gayer than writing fanfiction about another poster.

However, this is the more likely scenario:

4 guys in the bar.

You walk in.

4 guys leave the bar.

Hahahah
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: friedchickendinner on March 23, 2020, 03:25:38 PM
Not likely at all, I never leave my basement  8)
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Ron on March 23, 2020, 04:18:40 PM

NO ONE is contact with me - jeez
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Hulkotron on March 23, 2020, 04:26:22 PM
Gayer than writing fanfiction about another poster.

However, this is the more likely scenario:

4 guys in the bar.

You walk in.

4 guys leave the bar.

 :D
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 23, 2020, 04:27:43 PM
NO ONE is contact with me - jeez

Yes, good thinking. Throw them off the scent.

We’ll talk more about it later.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: chaos on March 23, 2020, 07:19:10 PM
 :D

Quote from: Grape Ape
Want to see how easy it is to out shitzo?

Quote from: Grape Ape

I will start a thread about gimmicks. Shitzo can't resist, and "friedchickendinner" will have multiple responses"
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Grape Ape on March 23, 2020, 07:20:17 PM
:D



hahah...it's too easy.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: chaos on March 23, 2020, 07:21:33 PM

hahah...it's too easy.
Check your cash app...
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: robcguns on March 23, 2020, 07:22:10 PM
I just wish I knew how you know someone is someone’s gimmick?I can never tell.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Grape Ape on March 23, 2020, 07:22:38 PM
Check your cash app...

oh snap!  wow!
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Grape Ape on March 23, 2020, 07:27:10 PM
I just wish I knew how you know someone is someone’s gimmick?I can never tell.

there are those who work tirelessly to give you all the forum you deserve
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Primemuscle on March 23, 2020, 07:31:55 PM
Pamith with the "bro... LMAO wtf..." posts

Roast Beef Pecs with his Wahl Markberg-gimmick

Friedchicken

borsen8 / dearth / ialin

Anyone else?

I was thinking of starting a gimmick account, but I'm having trouble coming up with a clever handle.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Fallsview on March 23, 2020, 08:01:40 PM
Goodmorrow,

I have seen a few accounts now pop up:

Coke A Cola
Buzzsaw Bob Withers
York B. Bell
Muscle Machine Mike
Tough Guy Gus
Oakman
JJ Swamp
Bob The Bicep Builder

They need to be background checked.




#GETBIGSTRONG
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: harmankardon1 on March 23, 2020, 08:04:24 PM
I was thinking of starting a gimmick account, but I'm having trouble coming up with a clever handle.

Based on what others have done, I think you just go with the first thing that pops into your head...
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 23, 2020, 09:47:23 PM
Some are more obvious than others
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: harmankardon1 on March 24, 2020, 03:56:24 AM
Some are more obvious than others

LOL ;D
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: OLKE_TEXAS on March 24, 2020, 11:33:58 AM
Some are more obvious than others

Golden!
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: MoralMan on March 24, 2020, 11:40:43 AM
WHen i forgot my log in for this account i did try to set up Cannon Arm Andy (Andy being my name) but it was never approved.
Then i found the log in to this account in a notebook.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Fallsview on March 24, 2020, 12:21:05 PM
Goodmorrow,

More accounts popping up as we speak. Background checks are happening on the following:

Steve Jeeves
Bob France
Sylvester Alone
Alex69
Henry Hamburger
Soloflex Sue
Coach Is Black
Sushi Sam Spartan




#GETBIGSTRONG
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: stuntmovie on March 26, 2020, 08:33:32 AM
OK, Now I think I know what a GIMMICK is, but is that a universal term or does it simply belong to this GetBig Board??

An are you kidding about a GetBig BACKGROUND CHECK?

I think that term is still reserved by CIA personnel  before offering someone a TOP SECRET clearance which meant that you would learn something very secret and important right after it was printed in big bold letters in the early morning newspaper.

And the individual who does the background checking for this board's membership ... ought to be fired.

That individual could be RON himself ... but that's definitely Ultra Top Secret.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: joswift on March 26, 2020, 09:29:24 AM
another term is sock puppet...
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Primemuscle on March 28, 2020, 12:16:31 AM
Based on what others have done, I think you just go with the first thing that pops into your head...

How about JustPlaneJane....oh that's right, some dude already has this one.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: friedchickendinner on March 28, 2020, 02:19:55 AM
I've been to a bunch of msg boards, this whole thing with Gimmicks seems to be an exclusive to Getbig.

I have no idea why there are so many sensitive people on here that think it's a big problem and keep on bitching about it.

You don't like someones posts? So what? Ignore it, ignore them, or log off.

It's just so hard to believe that full grown men, who has maybe 10+ years of bodybuilding are acting like little girls on the Internet because of gimmicks.

How can you not be ashamed of yourself when you come to the realization that you actually are that butthurt crybaby? Surely that's not the person you wanted to end up as.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: harmankardon1 on March 28, 2020, 02:34:24 AM
Very low quality posting can be a drag on a board...

I don't mind good trolling, but some shit gets old and played out or overly negative and repetitive.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 28, 2020, 10:33:37 AM
I've been to a bunch of msg boards, this whole thing with Gimmicks seems to be an exclusive to Getbig.

I have no idea why there are so many sensitive people on here that think it's a big problem and keep on bitching about it.

You don't like someones posts? So what? Ignore it, ignore them, or log off.

It's just so hard to believe that full grown men, who has maybe 10+ years of bodybuilding are acting like little girls on the Internet because of gimmicks.

How can you not be ashamed of yourself when you come to the realization that you actually are that butthurt crybaby? Surely that's not the person you wanted to end up as.

Fuck off, gimmick.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Primemuscle on March 28, 2020, 10:38:50 AM
I've been to a bunch of msg boards, this whole thing with Gimmicks seems to be an exclusive to Getbig.

I have no idea why there are so many sensitive people on here that think it's a big problem and keep on bitching about it.

You don't like someones posts? So what? Ignore it, ignore them, or log off.

It's just so hard to believe that full grown men, who has maybe 10+ years of bodybuilding are acting like little girls on the Internet because of gimmicks.

How can you not be ashamed of yourself when you come to the realization that you actually are that butthurt crybaby? Surely that's not the person you wanted to end up as.

Have you ever considered that the percentage of full grown men on Getbig who have 10+ years of bodybuilding is very low? Checkout how few of the posters here have blue stars.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 28, 2020, 10:41:55 AM
Have you ever considered that the percentage of full grown men on Getbig who have 10+ years of bodybuilding is very low? Checkout how few of the posters here have blue stars.

I wonder what percentage of the full grown men on getbig that have had another mans cock in their mouth.

You
Goodrum
Tbombz


Missing anyone?
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: irishdave on March 28, 2020, 11:03:11 AM
Very low quality posting can be a drag on a board...

I don't mind good trolling, but some shit gets old and played out or overly negative and repetitive.

Darren Avey has run his course
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: irishdave on March 28, 2020, 11:05:55 AM
I wonder what percentage of the full grown men on getbig that have had another mans cock in their mouth.

You
Goodrum
Tbombz


Missing anyone?

The weirdest thing is not that a fella likes cocks but that he gets married and has kids. I’m sure they’re lovely people. But I’d find it hard to look my father in the eye in this scenario. Something akin to Rocco siffredi’s kids when they discuss their fathers work on camera - awkward
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Primemuscle on March 28, 2020, 11:22:50 AM
I wonder what percentage of the full grown men on getbig that have had another mans cock in their mouth.

You
Goodrum
Tbombz


Missing anyone?

Why do you wonder this? What difference does it make to you. How does it change your life?  What is the purpose of your question? Ever wonder why there are so few women around here?

While don't wonder about this, I do imagine it is a whole lot more folks than just us three. What I wonder is how many full grown (that meaning adult) men there actually are here. At times it seems like most of the folks here are still juveniles or at least act like them.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 28, 2020, 11:23:44 AM
Why do you wonder this? What difference does it make to you. How does it change your life?  What is the purpose of your question? Ever wonder why there are so few women around here?

While don't wonder about this, I do imagine it is a whole lot more folks than just us three. What I wonder is how many full grown (that meaning adult) men there actually are here. At times it seems like most of the folks here are still juveniles or at least act like them.


Why are you here?
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: chaos on March 28, 2020, 11:25:00 AM

Why are you here?
Schmoeing it up.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Primemuscle on March 28, 2020, 11:28:40 AM

Why are you here?

I joined in 2004 because I thought it was a bodybuilding forum and I'd get some good workout and diet tips. I didn't start posting until 2010 (according to my profile). By the time I realized that I was mistaken, I was hooked on playing in the sandbox with the rest of you kids.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 28, 2020, 11:33:24 AM
I joined because I thought it was a bodybuilding forum and I'd get some good workout and diet tips. By the time I realized that I was mistaken, I was hooked on playing in the sandbox with the rest of you kids.


I roughly translated that to "schmoeing it up", as well... Thanks chaos.


Prime, you're not normal, cowgirl.


Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: Primemuscle on March 28, 2020, 11:38:07 AM

I roughly translated that to "schmoeing it up", as well... Thanks chaos.


Prime, you're not normal, cowgirl.




That's where you are wrong. I am more the norm on Getbig than some of you are willing to admit. The one area where I am exceptional is probably my high level of maturity and my advanced age, both mental and physical.
Title: Re: Gimmick check in
Post by: JustPlaneJane on March 28, 2020, 11:53:37 AM
That's where you are wrong. I am more the norm on Getbig than some of you are willing to admit. The one area where I am exceptional is probably my high level of maturity and my advanced age, both mental and physical.

Even Jerry Sandusky thinks you’re really really creepy.