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Title: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 06:44:53 AM
-Couldn't sleep so I was reading some of my past posts. I used to have a sense of humor. Where the fuck did it go? -Don't know, but I am gonna try to resurrect it. I apologize to most of you for being an old sour grape around here. You deserve better.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: IronMeister on March 30, 2020, 06:47:13 AM
-Couldn't sleep so I was reading some of my past posts. I used to have a sense of humor. Where the fuck did it go? -Don't know, but I am gonna try to resurrect it. I apologize to most of you for being an old sour grape around here. You deserve better.

Hi Junior, how much did you pay for prime's account?
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: loco on March 30, 2020, 06:47:40 AM
-Couldn't sleep so I was reading some of my past posts. I used to have a sense of humor. Where the fuck did it go? -Don't know, but I am gonna try to resurrect it. I apologize to most of you for being an old sour grape around here. You deserve better.

Jesus forgives you.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: wes on March 30, 2020, 06:49:19 AM
We can`t all be as funny as the resident genius Marty Champion so dont be too hard on yourself Prime.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: harmankardon1 on March 30, 2020, 06:58:33 AM
We can`t all be as funny as the resident genius Marty Champion so dont be too hard on yourself Prime.

Lol chief scientist Marty champions .... 
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Marvin Martian on March 30, 2020, 07:16:28 AM
Prime - don’t take this shit that serious. 97.39317% of the shit we say is BS.
It’s the internet’s version of talking shit to your buddies.
You’ve never offended me - plus since I’m all grown up I know I am safe around you!!  ;D
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: The Scott on March 30, 2020, 07:17:32 AM
-Couldn't sleep so I was reading some of my past posts. I used to have a sense of humor. Where the fuck did it go? -Don't know, but I am gonna try to resurrect it. I apologize to most of you for being an old sour grape around here. You deserve better.

We can choose to be better or bitter, it's our choice.  Swapping two vowels is often not enough.

Everyone one of us is human with all that entails.  How then to add to not only our life but the lives of those around you?  Add the letter "e" to the end of "human"...Humane. Now...try to live it.  You won't always do so and that is NOT then end of the world.  Do not beat yourself up.

There are plenty of people willing to persecute others for no other reason than they hate themselves and when they look into the mirror of another person's face, they don't see what can be in their life but what they, for whatever reasons, willingly threw away.

There used to be an asshole here (probably still lurks) that would ask me how I lost my faith.  I didn't lose it.  I threw it away because what I saw in the mirror of humanity was what I saw within.  And that was not worth "saving" from itself.

Do as you wish.  That is what we do and it may or may  not lead you to better.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: IroNat on March 30, 2020, 07:36:41 AM
We can choose to be better or bitter, it's our choice.  Swapping two vowels is often not enough.



Awesome, Sir Scott.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: JustPlaneJane on March 30, 2020, 08:31:08 AM
-Couldn't sleep so I was reading some of my past posts. I used to have a sense of humor. Where the fuck did it go? -Don't know, but I am gonna try to resurrect it. I apologize to most of you for being an old sour grape around here. You deserve better.

You’re next.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Kwon on March 30, 2020, 08:47:27 AM
-Couldn't sleep so I was reading some of my past posts. I used to have a sense of humor. Where the fuck did it go? -Don't know, but I am gonna try to resurrect it. I apologize to most of you for being an old sour grape around here. You deserve better.

We've all been suffering from this Quarantine

Don't be too hard on yourself


I think even Rory has been affected


Hope SF1900s relation will work out and persevere in the end
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: TTfit on March 30, 2020, 09:04:34 AM
Don't worry about being a sorry grape. At your age your biggest worry should be Covid 19.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: joswift on March 30, 2020, 09:07:39 AM
is he saved?
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Taffin on March 30, 2020, 09:11:06 AM
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We can choose to be better or bitter, it's our choice.  Swapping two vowels is often not enough.

Everyone one of us is human with all that entails.  How then to add to not only our life but the lives of those around you?  Add the letter "e" to the end of "human"...Humane. Now...try to live it.  You won't always do so and that is NOT then end of the world.  Do not beat yourself up.

There are plenty of people willing to persecute others for no other reason than they hate themselves and when they look into the mirror of another person's face, they don't see what can be in their life but what they, for whatever reasons, willingly threw away.

There used to be an asshole here (probably still lurks) that would ask me how I lost my faith.  I didn't lose it.  I threw it away because what I saw in the mirror of humanity was what I saw within.  And that was not worth "saving" from itself.

Do as you wish.  That is what we do and it may or may  not lead you to better.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: SF1900 on March 30, 2020, 09:17:41 AM
We've all been suffering from this Quarantine

Don't be too hard on yourself


I think even Rory has been affected


Hope SF1900s relation will work out and persevere in the end

It has not been easy on us. I always say something like this is the true test of a relationship. I can't say how this will affect my relationship with Rory. I will keep you updated, Kwon.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 09:23:56 AM
Hi Junior, how much did you pay for prime's account?

A lot. So much that I have to pay him in installments. He drives a very hard bargain.

Would you like me to send you a photo of my girlfriend/prostitute?
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 09:24:59 AM
Jesus forgives you.

Thank you Jesus!
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 09:26:24 AM
We can`t all be as funny as the resident genius Marty Champion so dont be too hard on yourself Prime.

I'm getting mail order lessons from him. Suddenly, I have the urge to eat grass.....not sure why.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: IroNat on March 30, 2020, 09:31:33 AM

(https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/85/9/351526008-Love-Story.png)
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 09:35:13 AM
Prime - don’t take this shit that serious. 97.39317% of the shit we say is BS.
It’s the internet’s version of talking shit to your buddies.
You’ve never offended me - plus since I’m all grown up I know I am safe around you!!  ;D

I'm really very happy for you. Being all grown up is quite and achievement. However, I should warn you that I have always preferred grownups to less mature adults. Oops! Hope I haven't offended you.

Okay....NO HOMO!
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: loco on March 30, 2020, 09:57:07 AM
Thank you Jesus!

My friend Jesus says "You are welcome!"  He's Puerto Rican. 
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 09:58:37 AM
You’re next.

Good to know. Thank for the warning. Knock yourself out (use a sledge hammer). Warning, my life is pretty dull....so, don't expect to find out any juicy tidbits about me that people don't already know.

Oh, and if you post on Getbig what you uncover, like my Facebook page, my address or my phone number. Well, it's been real. Bye, bye. Have a nice life.

Seems this emoticon is all the sense of humor I can muster for you.....Yup! that's about it.
(https://cdn3.vectorstock.com/i/1000x1000/94/12/secret-emoticon-vector-21299412.jpg)
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 10:09:41 AM
My friend Jesus says "You are welcome!"  He's Puerto Rican. 

In that case, obrigado jesus.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: loco on March 30, 2020, 10:11:18 AM
In that case, obrigado jesus.

Jesus says he's not cold, therefore he's not wearing a coat.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 10:11:45 AM
(https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/85/9/351526008-Love-Story.png)

Does this mean you love me? How sweet. I love you back.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: TonyAlva on March 30, 2020, 10:12:18 AM
God-bless! You have picked an appropriate time for repentance , will give that to you
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: TonyAlva on March 30, 2020, 10:13:20 AM
I just hope you wearing  your trousers right now
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Kwon on March 30, 2020, 10:13:48 AM
I just hope you wearing  your trousers right now

He is typing with one hand
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: TonyAlva on March 30, 2020, 10:15:24 AM
Was trying to give the old codger the benefit of the doubt :(
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 10:28:32 AM
Jesus says he's not cold, therefore he's not wearing a coat.

Oh shit! I got the wrong language. What an idiot I am you said Puerto Rican not Portuguese.  Just another senile soggy-queer old man moment, which seem to be happening frequently lately.

Okay, I'll try again just for your friend. gracias Jesús (Hay-SOOS)!

(https://img.theculturetrip.com/1440x/smart/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/4245505627_43e298971b_b.jpg)

Cathedral of San Juan Bautista

Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 10:31:41 AM
God-bless! You have picked an appropriate time for repentance , will give that to you

Hopefully I won't need to use it. Trying to "shelter in place". So far so good. Posting on Getbig is a great help with this. Stay well everyone .
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 10:33:15 AM
I just hope you wearing  your trousers right now

I am, but I pulled them down. Maybe wearing a kilt would be handier. Then I could ask Pelius for a bite of his cheesburger.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 10:35:40 AM
He is typing with one hand

I'm dictating what I post. I need both of my hands to get the job done, if you get my drift. ;D
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 10:37:17 AM
Gonna take a break now. I've been awake since 4:30 a.m. and I haven't had breakfast yet. Craving a protein drink with orange juice.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: JustPlaneJane on March 30, 2020, 10:56:11 AM
Good to know. Thank for the warning. Knock yourself out. Warning, my life is pretty dull....so, don't expect to find out any juicy tidbits about me that people don't already know.

Oh, and if you post on Getbig what you uncover, like my Facebook page, my address or my phone number. Well, it's been real. Bye, bye. Have a nice life.

Oh come on now.

It will all be in fun.... I promise.

Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 11:16:40 AM
We've all been suffering from this Quarantine

Don't be too hard on yourself


I think even Rory has been affected


Hope SF1900s relation will work out and persevere in the end

Quarantine. What quarantine? I haven't been allowed out for years so staying in is nothing new to me. 
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: pamith on March 30, 2020, 11:40:04 AM
-Couldn't sleep so I was reading some of my past posts. I used to have a sense of humor. Where the fuck did it go? -Don't know, but I am gonna try to resurrect it. I apologize to most of you for being an old sour grape around here. You deserve better.
You forgot about the magic of life, the laughter, the sense of humor. It's gone
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 30, 2020, 11:45:28 AM
Primemuscle's writing style has totally changed. He sold his account.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 11:54:55 AM
You forgot about the magic of life, the laughter, the sense of humor. It's gone

But not forgotten completely. I have vague memories of better times when the shit didn't stick as bad as it has lately. A time when I could laugh at myself along with the rest of the group here was laughing at me. I let negativity bring me down. But no more! I'm going to put on a happy face before these frown lines becomes permanent. Life is too short and even shorter for someone my age. Better to be glad than to be sad, mad or even bad. Well, sometimes a little bad can be fun so I'm not going to give that up totally. I saw something really funny today. It was looking back at me in the mirror.

Nope. A sense of humor is only gone if you let it be gone.  
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: illuminati on March 30, 2020, 12:04:55 PM
But not forgotten completely. I have vague memories of better times when the shit didn't stick as bad as it has lately. A time when I could laugh at myself along with the rest of the group here was laughing at me. I let negativity bring me down. But no more! I'm going to put on a happy face before these frown lines becomes permanent. Life is too short and even shorter for someone my age. Better to be glad than to be sad, mad or even bad. Well, sometimes a little bad can be fun so I'm not going to give that up totally. I saw something really funny today. It was looking back at me in the mirror.

Nope. A sense of humor is only gone if you let it be gone.  

I pointed it out you a Good while Back
Glad you’ve finally recognised it
Now you have you’ll improve no end
Well done 👍🏻
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 12:05:53 PM
Oh come on now.

It will all be in fun.... I promise.



Okay then, if you promise. BTW, can you be trusted to do what you say you will?

Here's a thought; please post a photo of yourself holding an upside down coffee cup in one hand with the words I promise written on it and put your other hand over your heart (if you can fine it). Either use a timer or have one of your many friends take the photo for you. If you do that, I will believe you. You can block out your face if you want, but it would be nice if there was a photo of Italy as a backdrop. Don't use the one with all the dead bodies piled up in the street though. That would be a downer.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: SF1900 on March 30, 2020, 12:06:43 PM
Prime, you will always be the grandfather I never had.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: IronMeister on March 30, 2020, 12:20:49 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/5yHVfQn0/GIF-30-03-2020-22-15-40.gif)
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 12:26:28 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/5yHVfQn0/GIF-30-03-2020-22-15-40.gif)

He looks familiar. I don't think I ever dated him though. Is he on Grinder?
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 12:46:10 PM
We can`t all be as funny as the resident genius Marty Champion so dont be too hard on yourself Prime.

Oh, I'm not being hard on myself. I am just setting the ground work for change. After reading many of my posts and replies from just a few years back, it became clear my perspective had indeed changed, just as Illuminati recently pointed out to me. I didn't see it then, but I see it now. Somewhere along the line, I got bitten by the too serious bug. The only antidote for that is change and change comes from within.

You are right though. Marty Champions set the bar pretty darn "high" on being humorous.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: pamith on March 30, 2020, 12:48:53 PM
But not forgotten completely. I have vague memories of better times when the shit didn't stick as bad as it has lately. A time when I could laugh at myself along with the rest of the group here was laughing at me. I let negativity bring me down. But no more! I'm going to put on a happy face before these frown lines becomes permanent. Life is too short and even shorter for someone my age. Better to be glad than to be sad, mad or even bad. Well, sometimes a little bad can be fun so I'm not going to give that up totally. I saw something really funny today. It was looking back at me in the mirror.

Nope. A sense of humor is only gone if you let it be gone.  
Oh really? How old are you?
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: pamith on March 30, 2020, 12:50:12 PM
He is typing with one hand
Bro...
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 12:54:33 PM
Oh really? How old are you?

Older than the hills. So old that some say I am soggy (which I'm not). So old that some call me queer (which I am). But, here's the clinker. I am not the oldest person on Getbig. My age is on my profile. If I ever get so old that I cannot remember my age, I can always look it up on my Getbig profile page.  
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Methyl m1ke on March 31, 2020, 01:42:46 AM
-Couldn't sleep so I was reading some of my past posts. I used to have a sense of humor. Where the fuck did it go? -Don't know, but I am gonna try to resurrect it. I apologize to most of you for being an old sour grape around here. You deserve better.

So much fail I cannot fathom it...

NEGGED for thinking anyone on getbig needed to know about your personal life in any way without expressly asking you to provide such data

NEGGED for reading your own posts

NEGGED for telling us about it

NEGGED for the obviously flawed brain your life depends on and  it's inability to spot the flaw in logic in your rationalization of the thought processes of the getbig collective and your (you) impact on the whole of us and your burning desire to hold our attention on the many things more important than you and instead focus said collective attention squarely on you

NEGGED for being concerned about how other grown men feel

NEGGED for being concerned about how other grown men feel about your posts

NEGGED for feeling this incessant need to point out to whomever reads your shit that you care about how we all feel and are now compelled to take some kind of action-why I do not know but i bet it deserves a big fat

NEGGED for wanting to please a bunch of strangers on the internet

NEGGED for being willing to cultivate your personality in the hopes you might make us somehow happy and thus you will compound your e-worth to us (or something)

NEGGED for being a whiny bitch

NEGGED for talking - yet again - about your age because we might have forgotten I mean it has  been THREE MINUTES since you posted last and we got a fresh update that - brace yourself - getbig poster primemuscle is still old as fuck people! Updates are sure to follow so stay tuned!

NEGGED for talking about actions you perceive are needed rather than actually carrying needed actions out.

NEGGED for having an opinion on what the denizens  of getbig.com deserve

NEGGED for being so emotionally crippled you can't see how insane it is that not only are you concerned about the feelings of people you do not even know to top that skyscraper you send the insanity into the stratosphere by (if you don't already know what I'm about to say you're not paying close attention to what I've been saying and you'd be negged for that) FEELING THIS OVERPOWERING DESIRE TO TALK ABOUT ALL YOUR INSANITY IN PUBLIC. You've created insanity from nothing- from a perfectly SANE forum-from this sane environment you've conjured up (for lack of a more fitting word) insanity and for what? FOR WHAT REASON HAS THIS INSANITY BEEN CREATED (by you) ????

For ATTENTION. Log on to some dating apps, twitter, facebook they will adore you and you can pretend you're gay or whatever (attention whores once labelled can never be trusted not a single thing they say is ever true) but if you just have to stay please keep the attention whoring and the insanity in your personal bubble.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Kwon on March 31, 2020, 01:47:15 AM
Better to be NEGGED by Mike than POSSED by Tbombz!
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: POB on April 01, 2020, 12:11:38 AM
-Couldn't sleep so I was reading some of my past posts. I used to have a sense of humor. Where the fuck did it go? -Don't know, but I am gonna try to resurrect it. I apologize to most of you for being an old sour grape around here. You deserve better.

Are you still sexual tho?  :D
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: obsidian on April 01, 2020, 12:18:33 AM
Did he died?

Was he sexual?
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: pamith on April 01, 2020, 11:17:53 AM
Older than the hills. So old that some say I am soggy (which I'm not). So old that some call me queer (which I am). But, here's the clinker. I am not the oldest person on Getbig. My age is on my profile. If I ever get so old that I cannot remember my age, I can always look it up on my Getbig profile page.  
Dude at your age you seem to have lost your sense of humor, smh
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on April 01, 2020, 03:07:40 PM
So much fail I cannot fathom it...

NEGGED for thinking anyone on getbig needed to know about your personal life in any way without expressly asking you to provide such data

NEGGED for reading your own posts

NEGGED for telling us about it

NEGGED for the obviously flawed brain your life depends on and  it's inability to spot the flaw in logic in your rationalization of the thought processes of the getbig collective and your (you) impact on the whole of us and your burning desire to hold our attention on the many things more important than you and instead focus said collective attention squarely on you

NEGGED for being concerned about how other grown men feel

NEGGED for being concerned about how other grown men feel about your posts

NEGGED for feeling this incessant need to point out to whomever reads your shit that you care about how we all feel and are now compelled to take some kind of action-why I do not know but i bet it deserves a big fat

NEGGED for wanting to please a bunch of strangers on the internet

NEGGED for being willing to cultivate your personality in the hopes you might make us somehow happy and thus you will compound your e-worth to us (or something)

NEGGED for being a whiny bitch

NEGGED for talking - yet again - about your age because we might have forgotten I mean it has  been THREE MINUTES since you posted last and we got a fresh update that - brace yourself - getbig poster primemuscle is still old as fuck people! Updates are sure to follow so stay tuned!

NEGGED for talking about actions you perceive are needed rather than actually carrying needed actions out.

NEGGED for having an opinion on what the denizens  of getbig.com deserve

NEGGED for being so emotionally crippled you can't see how insane it is that not only are you concerned about the feelings of people you do not even know to top that skyscraper you send the insanity into the stratosphere by (if you don't already know what I'm about to say you're not paying close attention to what I've been saying and you'd be negged for that) FEELING THIS OVERPOWERING DESIRE TO TALK ABOUT ALL YOUR INSANITY IN PUBLIC. You've created insanity from nothing- from a perfectly SANE forum-from this sane environment you've conjured up (for lack of a more fitting word) insanity and for what? FOR WHAT REASON HAS THIS INSANITY BEEN CREATED (by you) ????

For ATTENTION. Log on to some dating apps, twitter, facebook they will adore you and you can pretend you're gay or whatever (attention whores once labelled can never be trusted not a single thing they say is ever true) but if you just have to stay please keep the attention whoring and the insanity in your personal bubble.

You put so much time and effort into this post I cannot be bothered to read it. Seems like that makes it a failure.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on April 01, 2020, 03:15:19 PM
Dude at your age you seem to have lost your sense of humor, smh

This is exactly what I was thinking and posting. -Hope you didn't make yourself dizzy.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: JustPlaneJane on April 01, 2020, 03:26:24 PM
So much fail I cannot fathom it...

NEGGED for thinking anyone on getbig needed to know about your personal life in any way without expressly asking you to provide such data

NEGGED for reading your own posts

NEGGED for telling us about it

NEGGED for the obviously flawed brain your life depends on and  it's inability to spot the flaw in logic in your rationalization of the thought processes of the getbig collective and your (you) impact on the whole of us and your burning desire to hold our attention on the many things more important than you and instead focus said collective attention squarely on you

NEGGED for being concerned about how other grown men feel

NEGGED for being concerned about how other grown men feel about your posts

NEGGED for feeling this incessant need to point out to whomever reads your shit that you care about how we all feel and are now compelled to take some kind of action-why I do not know but i bet it deserves a big fat

NEGGED for wanting to please a bunch of strangers on the internet

NEGGED for being willing to cultivate your personality in the hopes you might make us somehow happy and thus you will compound your e-worth to us (or something)

NEGGED for being a whiny bitch

NEGGED for talking - yet again - about your age because we might have forgotten I mean it has  been THREE MINUTES since you posted last and we got a fresh update that - brace yourself - getbig poster primemuscle is still old as fuck people! Updates are sure to follow so stay tuned!

NEGGED for talking about actions you perceive are needed rather than actually carrying needed actions out.

NEGGED for having an opinion on what the denizens  of getbig.com deserve

NEGGED for being so emotionally crippled you can't see how insane it is that not only are you concerned about the feelings of people you do not even know to top that skyscraper you send the insanity into the stratosphere by (if you don't already know what I'm about to say you're not paying close attention to what I've been saying and you'd be negged for that) FEELING THIS OVERPOWERING DESIRE TO TALK ABOUT ALL YOUR INSANITY IN PUBLIC. You've created insanity from nothing- from a perfectly SANE forum-from this sane environment you've conjured up (for lack of a more fitting word) insanity and for what? FOR WHAT REASON HAS THIS INSANITY BEEN CREATED (by you) ????

For ATTENTION. Log on to some dating apps, twitter, facebook they will adore you and you can pretend you're gay or whatever (attention whores once labelled can never be trusted not a single thing they say is ever true) but if you just have to stay please keep the attention whoring and the insanity in your personal bubble.

LOL....absolutely pure gold !

Putting the soggy back into the soggy old deviant queer.

🤣
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Teutonic Knight 1 on April 01, 2020, 05:24:42 PM
-Couldn't sleep so I was reading some of my past posts. I used to have a sense of humor. Where the fuck did it go? -Don't know, but I am gonna try to resurrect it. I apologize to most of you for being an old sour grape around here. You deserve better.


Didn't you plan to kill yourself before Christmas '19 !.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: JustPlaneJane on April 01, 2020, 06:28:46 PM

Didn't you plan to kill yourself before Christmas '19 !.

I've heard that the prostate is a man's ultimate "G spot". If this is true, then there might be good reason to stick something up one's ass every once in a while.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: AbrahamG on April 01, 2020, 07:14:29 PM


I cannot remember with great accuracy, but that may have been all the rage in 2010.  No?
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: JustPlaneJane on April 01, 2020, 07:57:40 PM
I cannot remember with great accuracy, but that may have been all the rage in 2010.  No?

How am I supposed to know when you most enjoyed men sticking their dicks up your ass ?
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: AbrahamG on April 01, 2020, 08:17:50 PM
How am I supposed to know when you most enjoyed men sticking their dicks up your ass ?

That's fair.  We haven't known each other that long.  ;D
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: pamith on April 02, 2020, 02:40:47 PM
This is exactly what I was thinking and posting. -Hope you didn't make yourself dizzy.
To learn to laugh means to learn to laugh at yourself, when was the last time you laughed at yourself?
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on April 02, 2020, 03:14:51 PM
To learn to laugh means to learn to laugh at yourself, when was the last time you laughed at yourself?

I laugh at myself all the time. All I need do is look in the mirror. There's two choices. One would be to cry and the other to laugh. I chose to laugh. You?
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: pamith on April 03, 2020, 06:12:39 AM
I laugh at myself all the time. All I need do is look in the mirror. There's two choices. One would be to cry and the other to laugh. I chose to laugh. You?
I try to laugh at myself, I act silly sometimes, and start laughing at silly, foolish things, I'm 43 and I still got my sense of humor, and try to keep it alive (I can laugh at the dumbest things, silliest, ridiculous things)
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: IronMeister on April 03, 2020, 09:50:52 AM
Prime will always be remembered even though he sold his account.

(https://i.postimg.cc/L5CQmJD4/prime-statue.png)
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Primemuscle on April 03, 2020, 11:58:34 AM
I'm had to refuse the offer to sell my account because it was too low for such a valuable account as mine is. To ease the pain, I decided to act like a gimmick so no one would know I didn't sell it. Cat's out of the bag now.

Seeing myself carved in stone as a twin is great. Thanks.
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Skeletor on April 04, 2020, 05:32:45 PM
Prime will always be remembered even though he sold his account.

(https://i.postimg.cc/L5CQmJD4/prime-statue.png)

Hahahaha!
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: wes on April 04, 2020, 08:43:24 PM
I'm getting mail order lessons from him. Suddenly, I have the urge to eat grass.....not sure why.
LOL ;D
Title: Re: My apologies
Post by: Bevo on April 04, 2020, 08:48:47 PM
Better to be NEGGED by Mike than POSSED by Tbombz!

Heard bunny suits will protect against corona virus