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Title: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 30, 2020, 03:43:46 PM
Social and Private Clubs are exempt from being closed up as long as they aren't serving the public...... ;D
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: SF1900 on March 30, 2020, 03:49:02 PM
Vince, can I come over? I’m very bored!
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 30, 2020, 03:54:06 PM
Vince, can I come over? I’m very bored!



Do you have a clean ass and a pretty mouth???
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: robcguns on March 30, 2020, 04:15:32 PM
I stepped in the wrong thread it appears.Carry on gentlemen.
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Twaddle on March 30, 2020, 04:21:57 PM
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Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: SF1900 on March 30, 2020, 04:38:43 PM


Do you have a clean ass and a pretty mouth???

I guess that’s a matter of perspective!  ??? ???
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: robcguns on March 30, 2020, 04:43:04 PM
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Hahahaha
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Kwon on March 30, 2020, 04:52:01 PM
Vince, can I come over? I’m very bored!

I'll join too, as long as i can roll around On Henda's hairy chest covered in barbecue sauce!
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: robcguns on March 30, 2020, 04:53:33 PM
I'll join too, as long as i can roll around On Henda's hairy chest covered in barbecue sauce!

I tell ya Kwon you are really making me laugh lately.hahaha.
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: deadz on March 30, 2020, 04:53:46 PM


Do you have a clean ass and a pretty mouth???
;D
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: SF1900 on March 30, 2020, 04:56:52 PM
I'll join too, as long as i can roll around On Henda's hairy chest covered in barbecue sauce!

What about whip cream?
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 30, 2020, 05:03:09 PM
PM sent!!!
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Army of One on March 30, 2020, 05:07:33 PM
Will Vissy be there serving hors d'oeuvres and giving hair tips while dressed in a gimp suit?
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: robcguns on March 30, 2020, 05:08:08 PM
PM sent!!!

Hahaha
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Primemuscle on March 30, 2020, 05:11:23 PM
Social and Private Clubs are exempt from being closed up as long as they aren't serving the public...... ;D

Great, so all the socially private elite can spread the noval coronavirus among themselves. Unfortunately, they mingle with us common folks which is why I'm not going out unless it is absolutely necessary.
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Army of One on March 30, 2020, 05:12:35 PM
Great, so all the socially private elite can spread the noval coronavirus among themselves. Unfortunately, they mingle with us common folks which is why I'm not going out unless it is absolutely necessary.

Strange, a few weeks ago you were saying nothing was going to stop your daily routine!
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Thin Lizzy on March 30, 2020, 05:16:38 PM
Social and Private Clubs are exempt from being closed up as long as they aren't serving the public...... ;D

I guess that’s why Vince McMahon is able to run wrestlemania out of the performance center.

In my estimation, it’s a mistake. He just should’ve shut it down for a few months and shown reruns on TV.
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Dave D on March 30, 2020, 05:18:58 PM
Social and Private Clubs are exempt from being closed up as long as they aren't serving the public...... ;D

Do you have any examples? There is a private golf course by me that is closed.

Can I have you call them and inform them that they are allowed to be open?

Thanks Vince!

Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Irongrip400 on March 30, 2020, 06:09:13 PM


Do you have a clean ass and a pretty mouth???

Oh shit!
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Hypertrophy on March 30, 2020, 07:50:51 PM


Do you have a clean ass and a pretty mouth???

Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: gmflex on March 30, 2020, 08:05:10 PM


Do you have a clean ass and a pretty mouth???

 ;D    ;D

Owned

  ;D.   ;D

Voodoo Vince strikes again..

    ;D    ;D
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: OneMoreRep on March 30, 2020, 08:17:54 PM


Do you have a clean ass and a pretty mouth???

God damn motherfucking mic drop.

"1"
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Primemuscle on March 31, 2020, 01:03:13 AM
Strange, a few weeks ago you were saying nothing was going to stop your daily routine!

I've been meaning to talk to you about this. You're right. A few weeks ago, I was hoping for the best while you were predicting the worst. You won. How does that make you feel?

To be clear. I realized that it was selfish of me to continue going to the gym, considering I don't live alone so my actions affect four other people that I care very much about....well almost five, if you count my unborn great-granddaughter. The gym continues to be open everyday even though it is in violation of the Governor's request. The owners as well as anyone working out there could be fined up to $1,200 and/or jailed for 30 days. Probably isn't going to happen, but I like being law abiding.
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Methyl m1ke on March 31, 2020, 01:08:00 AM
Social and Private Clubs are exempt from being closed up as long as they aren't serving the public...... ;D

Are we talking private gyms here or what? You've got a map or something?

How much$?
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 31, 2020, 01:20:16 AM
Do you have a clean ass and a pretty mouth???

XFACTOR this might be an interesting offer to you.
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Kwon on March 31, 2020, 01:41:55 AM
TEAM HOMEWRECKER


TEAM KIELBASA
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Rascal full on March 31, 2020, 03:21:30 AM
I stepped in the wrong thread it appears.Carry on gentlemen.

LOL
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 31, 2020, 06:46:16 AM
SF1900, Goodrum has proposed to fill your mouth and anus with kielbasa.

Will you accomodate his wishes?
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: SF1900 on March 31, 2020, 10:07:24 AM
SF1900, Goodrum has proposed to fill your mouth and anus with kielbasa.

Will you accomodate his wishes?

I think I will have to pass.

I just wanted to go over and watch Netflix with him!!
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 31, 2020, 04:06:30 PM
Well, McMasters pulled the plug on private social clubs today.... :-[
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Methyl m1ke on March 31, 2020, 06:17:38 PM
Sorry for the bad news man, I don't have a spot to lift anymore and the criminals on craigslist want 3-4$ a lb for weights  >:(

Here is something kind of funny which is on topic I promise!

So this guy on cl posted an ad looking for a life coach which I responded to (assuming he was trolling and I think he was)

Your Huckleberry <yourhuckleberry541@gmail.com>

2:19 AM (15 hours ago)
to craigslist guy

what's the problem are you depressed? unmotivated? confused? lazy? directionless? first of all a life coach is beyond you, at this point the advice and wisdom would be lost on you. you must start with the most basic and immediate needs first, and go from there...….meaning pick a few issues from the short list conveniently shown above and then go from there.

if you can't be bothered to think or work in any fashion then ditch the life coach trip and get a solid cocaine habit going instead. meth on the weekdays (to keep you going) cocaine on the weekends (to get that fresh AH! feeling and re-invigorate for the coming work week) and if you still can't accomplish anything- ADD BOOZE UNTIL LIFE IS BARRELING AT YOU LIKE, LIKE STARS IN THE SCIENCE FICTION MOVIES WHEN THEY GO WARP SPEED AND THE STARS BECOME LIKE WHITE LINES ALL OVER THE PLACE FUCK YEAH THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!

Best wishes.

Mike

His response
craigslist 7101367786

3:48 AM (14 hours ago)
to ****************

"Mike,
Your advice is worth gold to me. Thanks.
Im being a lame and not appreciating the tons of pussy, drugs and fun God has thrown at me.

If you are so inclined, can I buy the first gram of coke for us and get the chance to bullshit with you?  Its a bargain, what $70 bucks and a numb face for the evening. Fuck yeah man.
(408)***-**** Steve"

My response

Your Huckleberry <yourhuckleberry541@gmail.com>
to craigslist

Do you have a clean ass and a pretty mouth Steve?

From "Steve"

Fuck man. You remind me of my cellie in North Kern state prison. He was a skinhead from long beach, and he liked to push buttons you know? Then one day he called my  son a Kike, and instead of punching him like he wanted, I fucking stabbed him on the yard a week later. Lol. That fucking jokester. Haha

Anyways, to answer your hilarious question.  no, i dont have a pretty mouth or a clean ass. That's your job to take it and suck it. Lol. If your good ill sell you to the blacks for a few bucks each week. Ok?

He he

My response

Your Huckleberry <yourhuckleberry541@gmail.com>

You ain't got the goods and I am not a race traitor sorry.

Doubt he will reply I was just looking for some way I could put Goodrums instaclassic line to good use  ;D
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: SOMEPARTS on March 31, 2020, 08:48:23 PM
I think I will have to pass.

I just wanted to go over and watch Netflix with him!!



Many homes wrecked on that very premise.  :D

SF trying to avoid being a notch on VVV's bedpost.
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 16, 2020, 05:16:25 AM
Goodrum, tell us more about what you do in these "private clubs".
Title: Re: A Tip For Getbiggers Who Are Couped Up......
Post by: Primemuscle on April 16, 2020, 01:13:02 PM
Goodrum, tell us more about what you do in these "private clubs".

Are you baiting him?