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Title: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Kwon on April 08, 2020, 01:22:28 AM
Sweden Is Now Adding Microchips To Hands (https://www.facebook.com/theactivistmommy/videos/853298191817323/?v=172048857102332)
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: falco on April 08, 2020, 08:24:03 AM
Volunteers seem so joyfull. Like they are mentally impaired or something.
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: friedchickendinner on April 08, 2020, 08:32:44 AM
It would be cool if you could have your gym membership on a microchip in your hand!!
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Hypertrophy on April 08, 2020, 08:46:45 AM
Volunteers seem so joyfull. Like they are mentally impaired or something.

well - they are in Sweden, right?
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Da Freak on April 08, 2020, 10:57:13 AM
Volunteers seem so joyfull. Like they are mentally impaired or something.

millenials are going to lap this shit up.
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: stingray on April 08, 2020, 07:16:17 PM
They tried to put a microchip in kwons dick but they couldn't find any evidence of Kwon having a dick
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Marvin Martian on April 08, 2020, 07:41:15 PM
They tried to put a microchip in kwons dick but they couldn't find any evidence of Kwon having a dick

Dude you should get into writing comedy cause that shit killed. I mean who the fck ever thought to use a mans dick as comedy?? That’s some cutting edge shit
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: SOMEPARTS on April 08, 2020, 07:48:31 PM
Lenny McLean has motherboards in his hands according to DarrenAvey.
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Marvin Martian on April 08, 2020, 07:53:02 PM
I feel strongly that as AR improves - we will not recognize today’s world in 20 years. Using a handheld device to communicate will seem primitive.
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Kwon on April 09, 2020, 12:46:43 AM
Dude you should get into writing comedy cause that shit killed. I mean who the fck ever thought to use a mans dick as comedy?? That’s some cutting edge shit

LOL, he's not the most brightest one, but what to expect from a third worlder!

Yeah, i'll just add "dick" to the sentence to make it funny!
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: stingray on April 09, 2020, 01:43:52 AM
LOL, he's not the most brightest one, but what to expect from a third worlder!

Yeah, i'll just add "dick" to the sentence to make it funny!

Next time want me to say your pussy then?
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Matt on April 09, 2020, 01:53:23 AM
They tried to put a microchip in kwons dick but they couldn't find any evidence of Kwon having a dick there wasn't enough space to implant it.

That would have been marginally funnier.  Only because you have to think about it for a second.

But even then, as Marvin Martian said, penis jokes aren't exactly cutting edge comedy.

In any event, why are you being mean to Kwon?  Did he do something to bother you?  Honestly, no need to be mean to him and say mean things to him.

Are you actually from a third world country though?  I could see why you would be jealous of Kwon, who lives in a superior society.

That being said - and a big part of why I am a huge fan/follower of Kwon's posts is  that - it's interesting to see who may actually be beating Canada in its current race to the bottom.

Sweden and Canada are basically neck and neck here.  It's too close for me to call, so I am currently giving it a tie!
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Darren Avey on April 09, 2020, 02:04:51 AM
Lenny McLean has motherboards in his hands according to DarrenAvey.

Funny enough it would have been his birthday today. I wonder if God will give him the day off from working the gates of heaven, turning away trouble makers like Jeffrey Epstein
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Matt on April 09, 2020, 12:42:32 PM
Funny enough it would have been his birthday today. I wonder if God will give him the day off from working the gates of heaven, turning away trouble makers like Jeffrey Epstein

Three N's met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.  Saint Peter ran to God and said "Three N's are at the gates!  What should I Do??"

God said "There is no racism here.  Go back to the N's, and welcome them into heaven."

Saint Peter left for a moment, then came running back to God and said "God!  They're gone!"

God said "What, the N's?"

Saint Peter said "No - the gates!"
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Hypertrophy on April 09, 2020, 12:59:44 PM
They tried to put a microchip in kwons dick but they couldn't find any evidence of Kwon having a dick

I'm sure you were on your knees looking for Kwon's dick, haha. Stingray - oh brother,,,
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Kwon on April 09, 2020, 04:35:53 PM
Next time want me to say your pussy then?

Haha, sure Stinkray, try the sentence again, but use the word pussy.


See how witty it becomes.


Here, let me show you:

"They tried to put a microchip in kwons pussy but they couldn't find any evidence of Kwon having a pussy"



Quite the wit there Stinkray! :)
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Teutonic Knight 1 on April 09, 2020, 04:51:02 PM
Haha, sure Stinkray, try the sentence again, but use the word pussy.


See how witty it becomes.


Here, let me show you:

"They tried to put a microchip in kwons pussy but they couldn't find any evidence of Kwon having a pussy"



Quite the wit there Stinkray! :)


Hey Kwon, looks like pedo mohammad is totally hopless against ChinaCreation   :P

1000's & 1000's mohammedans a popping dead in Iran,Syria,Lebanon, ........................ . ;D
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Kwon on April 09, 2020, 05:05:45 PM

Hey Kwon, looks like pedo mohammad is totally hopless against ChinaCreation   :P

1000's & 1000's mohammedans a popping dead in Iran,Syria,Lebanon, ........................ . ;D

Yeah, it seems to hit harder on chocolate regions here in Sweden too.

Our chocolates are mostly muslim so they're probably trying to defeat Covid-19 with prayer in their mosques.
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: Teutonic Knight 1 on April 10, 2020, 02:28:49 PM
Yeah, it seems to hit harder on chocolate regions here in Sweden too.

Our chocolates are mostly muslim so they're probably trying to defeat Covid-19 with prayer in their mosques.



on face/youtube pedo followers scream how allah will destroy china virus  ;D
Title: Re: Microchips in your hands
Post by: pamith on April 10, 2020, 03:33:55 PM
Stupid crap