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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Laura Lee on April 18, 2006, 06:04:36 PM
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Just venting here. There is a guy at my gym who only trains chest (arms and legs not very big at all). He is probably about 5'11", maybe weighs 210, maybe. He presses 140 lbs dumbbells but before doing so walks around asking other guys for a spot. He presses one rep by himself and then agonizingly pushes 2-3 more with a spot (spotter is really doing all the work). He does about 3 sets of this ... the whole damn time grunting as if he is taking the biggest shit of his life. Then he throws the weights down on the ground, jumps up and shrugs like he's fricken superman. >:( I keep telling Michael that I'm going to print that picture of the exploded anus and put it on his gym bag. ;D
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haha. ask mike to kick his ass...thatl make him stop.
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Superglue his seat so next time he tries to get up his shorts will fall off ;D
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Just venting here. There is a guy at my gym who only trains chest (arms and legs not very big at all). He is probably about 5'11", maybe weighs 210, maybe. He presses 140 lbs dumbbells but before doing so walks around asking other guys for a spot. He presses one rep by himself and then agonizingly pushes 2-3 more with a spot (spotter is really doing all the work). He does about 3 sets of this ... the whole damn time grunting as if he is taking the biggest shit of his life. Then he throws the weights down on the ground, jumps up and shrugs like he's fricken superman. >:( I keep telling Michael that I'm going to print that picture of the exploded anus and put it on his gym bag. ;D
Will you quit staring at that guy and begin working out allready???
Gosh!!
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ahahaha!!! Have big Mike fart and drag the smell over to him just as he lays down for the set. When the dude goes for a big breath on that third rep it'll be nothing but ass smell in his nose!!! ;D
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lmao, i'm just waiting for him to drop one of those 140's on his BIG head
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Just venting here. There is a guy at my gym who only trains chest (arms and legs not very big at all). He is probably about 5'11", maybe weighs 210, maybe. He presses 140 lbs dumbbells but before doing so walks around asking other guys for a spot. He presses one rep by himself and then agonizingly pushes 2-3 more with a spot (spotter is really doing all the work). He does about 3 sets of this ... the whole damn time grunting as if he is taking the biggest shit of his life. Then he throws the weights down on the ground, jumps up and shrugs like he's fricken superman. >:( I keep telling Michael that I'm going to print that picture of the exploded anus and put it on his gym bag. ;D
Hey Cheri, I'm sure that if you let Mike know his behaviour was bothering you, he'd do something about it. ;D
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Hey Cheri, I'm sure that if you let Mike know his behaviour was bothering you, he'd do something about it. ;D
ha ha ha, ya, he'd lose his job. ;D
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Hey Cheri, I'm sure that if you let Mike know his behaviour was bothering you, he'd do something about it. ;D
candidate, read this post.....as the first responder in this type of thread, it is your responsibility to post something very similar to this. once a reply such as the one you wrote has been given, a post like dr. chimps loses its effectiveness and only operates at around 75% of its original power. but if it had been the first reply it would have been much more funny, as most of us were anticipating it. just a little FYI for the future.
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candidate, read this post.....as the first responder in this type of thread, it is your responsibility to post something very similar to this. once a reply such as the one you wrote has been given, a post like dr. chimps loses its effectiveness and only operates at around 75% of its original power. but if it had been the first reply it would have been much more funny, as most of us were anticipating it. just a little FYI for the future.
"SIR WILLIAM IDOL" I DONT GIVE A FUCK.
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I bet "Showstoppa" grunts during his brutal deadlift sets with 365 lb.
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Just venting here. There is a guy at my gym who only trains chest (arms and legs not very big at all). He is probably about 5'11", maybe weighs 210, maybe.
SO you're basically describing Mike in contest shape, then?
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I bet "Showstoppa" grunts during his brutal deadlift sets with 365 lb.
kind of like your brutal 235 just above the belt rows, hahahahahahaha. ::)
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Just volunteer to spot him.
On the second rep help him just enough that the rep lasts several minutes. There are two possible outcomes:
1- He dies.... you win
2- He drops the dumbbells (and possible complains about you)..... loudly announce: "Might want to try the 50's?"... you win
The Luke
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Yep, sounds like the guy's a true asshat. The only thing that will settle his ass down is someone to come right next to him and either:
a: Grab the 150's and knock out a few unassisted reps or
b: Grab the 140's and knock out even more unassisted sets
doing either one without so much as a groan.
Let me ask this, does he have the spotter hand him the weight too? Sounds like the kind of guy who would.
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I thought this thread was going to be about Grünter Schlierkamp.
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Why can't people just use weights they can handle by themselves :-\
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kind of like your brutal 235 just above the belt rows, hahahahahahaha. ::)
I lift the bar up to my lower pecs. How do you think I'm able to do standing millitary presses with 200 lb?
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280pds in total and the guy is acting bad ass. Fuck the ONLY time I at bad ass is when people bug me when i'm getting ready for a lift or when I did a personal best. Most times it is the lifts.
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SO you're basically describing Mike in contest shape, then?
Wow 240, you never cease to amaze me with your "wit". ::) Ya, I'm describing Michael. He is going to shrink in height by 2 inches and drop another 20lbs before stepping on the stage.
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I don't know about you guys but 140lb. presses are still pretty impressive, who cares if he makes some noise, Cherry - your boyfriend uses what? the 80's ?
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Youre missing the entire point - its a weight this jerkoff shouldnt be handling. If he can barely manage 1 rep i'm guessing he can't even get the dumbells into starting position by himself. 1 rep and 2-3 assisted reps is gettin him nowhere other than the injury clinic
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Exactly!!! He is "trying" to lift weight he is not capable of lifting. If you can only get out one rep without assistance and grunt as if you are in labor ... the weight is too much for you and you are only seeking attention. ::)
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Kindly tell him to shut the fuck up.
we have several kids who do this with 80's at my gym...they get the weight handed to them and proceed to grunt out 2 half reps before getting 4 assisted reps. then they walk around with their lats flared out like they did something crazy.
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Kindly tell him to shut the f**k up.
we have several kids who do this with 80's at my gym...they get the weight handed to them and proceed to grunt out 2 half reps before getting 4 assisted reps. then they walk around with their lats flared out like they did something crazy.
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oh believe me, I would, but then the idiot would say something rude and then Michael would have to kick the shit out of him and lose his job.
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I thought this thread was going to be about Grünter Schlierkamp.
Damn I thought it was about Badell.
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nope
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oh believe me, I would, but then the idiot would say something rude and then Michael would have to kick the shit out of him and lose his job.
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(http://www.icongrouponline.com/health/jacket/0497003430.jpg)
Have you read it cover to cover?
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nah, he just looked at the pictures like any guy would.
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lol...................i get the feeling anal candy doesnt like me hun
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lol...................i get the feeling anal candy doesnt like me hun
That's because your anal candy is bigger than his.
that is so gross. lmao
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hahaha Anal Candy is in love with the guy in his avatar! :o
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hahaha Anal Candy is in love with the guy in his avatar! :o
It is unrequited love, which makes him sad :'(
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Does a slight growl before a heavy deadlift set count? If so I am guilty. But then again at my gym the meatheads who hate me deadlifting grunt during their machine preacher curls and their half rep smith machine squats. Sorry for my rant, I had to deal with ass clown shit talkers at the gym today.
cap ... this guy makes a woman in hard labor sound like she's on a joy ride.
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Haha....sounds like the skinny basketball jersey wearing dipshits that I see at the gym. I can definitely sympathize with you Cheri. It would be nice to (and for you have Mike) crack some skulls but like you said, maye the weight will do it for you and you can laugh.
believe me, I wish for those 140s to slip every time he's squeals.
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cheri lane, you are a hot female, you can tell him anything you want, what is he going to do? its not like hes going to hit you, if he does like every other guy whose nearby would probably jump in and put him on the ground trying to play hero-damsel-in-distress type crap subconsciously hoping to 'get in good' with you and your boobs....
an attractive woman has tons of power at her fingertips and can do things other people could not get away with.
just tell him to stop.
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cheri lane, you are a hot female, you can tell him anything you want, what is he going to do? its not like hes going to hit you, if he does like every other guy whose nearby would probably jump in and put him on the ground trying to play hero-damsel-in-distress type crap subconsciously hoping to 'get in good' with you and your boobs....
an attractive woman has tons of power at her fingertips and can do things other people could not get away with.
just tell him to stop.
lol, it's not that i am afraid to tell him anything, believe me i have no fear there, it's that if he ever mouthed off or talked to me disrespectfully then I'd have to knock his teeth out and then he would probably put his hands on me ... michael would jump in and pummel him and then be out of a job or maybe even jailed.
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if he ever mouthed off or talked to me disrespectfully then I'd have to knock his teeth out
Would you really commit assault on a person just for words he said? You do know that people go to jail for that kinda thing, right?
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Would you really commit assault on a person just for words he said? You do know that people go to jail for that kinda thing, right?
Rob, if someone told me to f-off, ya, I would commit assault on that person. I pinned a guy between my car and another for calling me a c-nt because I gave a little toot with my horn as he was holding up traffic talking to his friend who was in the other car.
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yeah, just ask him nicely, and do the confrontation when Mike isnt around just to avoid getting him involved.
trust me if there are other guys around, hes not going to lay a hand on you.
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Rob, if someone told me to f-off, ya, I would commit assault on that person. I pinned a guy between my car and another for calling me a c-nt because I gave a little toot with my horn as he was holding up traffic talking to his friend who was in the other car.
lol your my hero! Hear this you getbig wimps. She got more balls then you lol
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I don't agree. I think far too many women run their mouth KNOWING a guy won't hit them and they take advantage of that. In many cases, they end up getting their husbands/boyfriends in fights they had no business in. I've had many friends end up in jail or just got their asses kicked cause their women couldn't keep their big mouth shut. I'm glad Cheri doesn't do that to Mike.
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hahaha yeah that was a joke :-[
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Rob, if someone told me to f-off, ya, I would commit assault on that person. I pinned a guy between my car and another for calling me a c-nt because I gave a little toot with my horn as he was holding up traffic talking to his friend who was in the other car.
Well, to each his/her own. But when you realize that the moment of satisfaction that comes from giving someone their due also can result in you being handcuffed, arrested, sent to court, then given probation or jail time, which will adversely affect your ability to work in the future, you might want to think it through.
Plus, if a cop or citizen had driven by and witnessed you pinning a man between your car and another, he could have legally shot you. No lie. That is Florida law, at least. Not sure about Mass.
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What makes agressive behaviour better than responding in a more civilized way, while leaving the agressor alone with his issues? The objective in both ways of responding is to confront the attack and defend yourself, yet by being "defusing" the opponent and showing high character, you basically show that you're a more mature person ;) (Of course, if the loser persists, let him have it)
DF, are you saying that if someone called your mother a c-nt or your girlfriend, wife, sister the same you would handle it "civilized", tell they guy "hey you got a problem dude" and walk away. No one within an arms reach of me calls me that. A guy at a bar tried hitting on me while I was leaving, I didn't respond so he said to his friends "she just another c-nt". Was that necessary? Did I do anything to justify that other than not "hooking up" with him? I walked up to him and asked him what he called me and he repeated it straight to my face with a big smile on his face. Maybe I should have walked away, but I didn't. I kneed him in the balls and as he bent over clutching them in his hands I kneed him in the face....then I walked away. His friends called me a bitch, and I turned around and said "I can live with that".
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It's so funny when these brats in the clubs who think they are hot try to "take charge" of a situation, by playing on the "men are submissive because I'm hot" card. Once you laugh at their faces for acting all bratty while finding it cute, the dynamics changes fast ;D
Yeah, it sure does. The best thing is when the girl talking all the shit to the guy gets her ass kicked by his wife/GF, meanwhile, the two guys end up drinking a beer and playing pool. :)
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Holy shit. We had a screamer/grunter at my gym today. Dude was doing leg presses with 7 plates per side, nothing special, but you'd think he was giving birth to a 25 turkey thru his pee hole, the way he screamed. I could not help but laugh. I mean the fucker was extremely loud. I was wearing my headphones, blasting almost full volume, and I had no problem hearing this dude.
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You misinterpreted my intention with the post.
What I say is that in the situation you describe with the dude in your gym, asking him in a friendly way to keep it down a little is the way to go. If he responds in a negative way, you have 2 choices, the aggressive way or the "defusing way". If this dude responds negatively to you, he's got an issue with his selfesteem, and he's trying to protect himself, and if you simply call him on that first without getting all angry in his face and stuff, you'll probably reduce his sorry ass into a clown, while avoiding a potential violent conflict, while being the winner (that is, if you can keepcool urself)
I'm not saying that you should turn your back on him, I'm saying that in this situation you can put yourself a step above him if he reacts like an ass, while showing you're not backing off, and if he persist, you can dig his grave.
How you react is basically determined by your personality, and if you stick up for yourself by being agressive, then by all means, do it, it's good that you're not ACCEPTING ANY shit.
Yet, by telling him what I just wrote, you do the exact same thing (while reducing the possibility for violent conflict), and I'm pretty sure nevertheless that if you ask him in a friendly way to keep it down, he'll do it.
As an example, if an adult acts like an idiot to me, I simply look them in they eye and ask them if their mom failed with their upbringing, because civilized people don't act as imature as that, I'm not looking to adopt their issues. This works like a charm, and I've many people who's not apologized for their behaviour when faced with that one. I'm totally in charge of the loser trying to piss me off, and he/she knows it ;)
DF, how old are you. You are very bright. I always thought you were a kid.
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Rob, if someone told me to f-off, ya, I would commit assault on that person. I pinned a guy between my car and another for calling me a c-nt because I gave a little toot with my horn as he was holding up traffic talking to his friend who was in the other car.
Just a question, how many times have you been arrested in your life ?
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DF, are you saying that if someone called your mother a c-nt or your girlfriend, wife, sister the same you would handle it "civilized", tell they guy "hey you got a problem dude" and walk away. No one within an arms reach of me calls me that. A guy at a bar tried hitting on me while I was leaving, I didn't respond so he said to his friends "she just another c-nt". Was that necessary? Did I do anything to justify that other than not "hooking up" with him? I walked up to him and asked him what he called me and he repeated it straight to my face with a big smile on his face. Maybe I should have walked away, but I didn't. I kneed him in the balls and as he bent over clutching them in his hands I kneed him in the face....then I walked away. His friends called me a bitch, and I turned around and said "I can live with that".
I'll give you credit, you can tell a lie as well as any man on this site ::)
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Just a question, how many times have you been arrested in your life ?
Never.
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I'll give you credit, you can tell a lie as well as any man on this site ::)
That was no lie. Total truth Fox. I have no reason to lie. I hate that word and won't tolerate it in my presence. Plain and simple.
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That was no lie. Total truth Fox. (http://I have no reason to lie). I hate that word and won't tolerate it in my presence. Plain and simple.
(http://www.ucalgary.ca/~jdlepp/ethug.jpg)
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you finally posted your picture AC and you are just as ugly and scrawny as I thought.
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thats not cool at all....i also hate it when attactive girls abuse their powers and think they can get away with everything. if a girl kneed me in the balls or punched me or anything id knock her ass out. sometimes they need a little reminder. checks and balances!
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I own3d that E-thug,
I dwarf Ethug
Monster Driver
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Hahahahaha...you just pinned the tail on the donkey! Female E-Thugs are the worst ::)
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Hahahahaha...you just pinned the tail on the donkey! Female E-Thugs are the worst ::)
That's a dude in the pic Lucius. lol
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hey girl, i mean cheri, do you have a job btw?
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hey pussy, i mean cheri, do you have a job btw?
Yes i do dickless, i mean anal. Why do you care?
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That's a dude in the pic Lucius. lol
I was referring to you ;D
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It's funny how we can all bitch and gripe as guys but when a woman does it she's a bitch or an "E-thug". That is kind of dumb don't you think. I don't know Cheri or her personality but it doesn't seem like she is trying to be a hardass. We all do it every day on here, some more than others. As far as that pic, Anal you do have balls posting that, I will give you that.
Talking about kneeing someone in the balls for calling you a name is E-Thug, regardless of gender. When was the last time a guy made a similar claim without hearing the tough guy refrain?
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Just venting here. There is a guy at my gym who only trains chest (arms and legs not very big at all). He is probably about 5'11", maybe weighs 210, maybe. He presses 140 lbs dumbbells but before doing so walks around asking other guys for a spot. He presses one rep by himself and then agonizingly pushes 2-3 more with a spot (spotter is really doing all the work). He does about 3 sets of this ... the whole damn time grunting as if he is taking the biggest shit of his life. Then he throws the weights down on the ground, jumps up and shrugs like he's fricken superman. >:( I keep telling Michael that I'm going to print that picture of the exploded anus and put it on his gym bag. ;D
There's nothing wrong with doing singles. As long as he puts the dumbells back let it go. It's not a library, ignore him.
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I still think the guy sounds like a complete tool.
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Yes i do dickless, i mean anal. Why do you care?
just d like to know what kind of stupid job you re doing, considering your huge mental disabilities.
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just d like to know what kind of stupid job you re doing, considering your huge mental disabilities.
My mental disabilities? Pal, you can't even type. "just d like to know ..." "you re doing,...".
Do you even read what you've typed before you click "post"? A typo once in a while is fine, but you're way off in almost every post. You sound like a young kid with no experience in anything. Why don't you grow up a little, get experienced in something other than being an asshole, then can come back and judge me, my job, and my "mental disabilities". ::)
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hey Cheri what's up with the blue stars?
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Damn I thought I was an asshole. Jk. But seriously this is hilarious how bringing up a topic we've all dealt with and somehow there is major shit talked. I think alot of people on here are too afraid to say their peace in real life so the computer is their only way to act "hard". Cheri, keep these post coming because it's keeping me entertained when you get back at these guys. Lol.
It's only been twice cap, and for the same one reason. I am generally a pretty quiet person. ;D