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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Palpatine Q on April 18, 2006, 08:42:24 PM
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#1 Go to the gym, There is some 140 lb puke doing BNP's with a dime and a nickel per side. After each BRUTAL set he starts hittin shots in the mirror like he's 2 weeks out. As he is doing this he's shooting me looks like "what?" Now I'm no Bob Chic but I literally outweighed this kid by 100 lbs.
#2 As I am doing my cardio, a FVCKING HOMO takes the machine next to me and starts fauning over me, regardless of the fact that I am wearing headphones and am blatantly not responding to him. I had to switch machines or I was going to level him.
#3 I'm stretching after cardio and there is another 140 lb puke Ab-shooting in the mirror for a good 5 minutes straight.
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Nice!
I've never been fauned over by a homo. When that happens I'll know I'm really "there!"
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#1 Go to the gym, There is some 140 lb puke doing BNP's with a dime and a nickel per side. After each BRUTAL set he starts hittin shots in the mirror like he's 2 weeks out. As he is doing this he's shooting me looks like "what?" Now I'm no Bob Chic but I literally outweighed this kid by 100 lbs.
#2 As I am doing my cardio, a FVCKING HOMO takes the machine next to me and starts fauning over me, regardless of the fact that I am wearing headphones and am blatantly not responding to him. I had to switch machines or I was going to level him.
#3 I'm stretching after cardio and there is another 140 lb puke Ab-shooting in the mirror for a good 5 minutes straight.
You let people bother you too much.
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lol the pedophile was funneling you?? LOL did you enjoy it? You did, didn't you! :o
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#1 Go to the gym, There is some 140 lb puke doing BNP's with a dime and a nickel per side. After each BRUTAL set he starts hittin shots in the mirror like he's 2 weeks out. As he is doing this he's shooting me looks like "what?" Now I'm no Bob Chic but I literally outweighed this kid by 100 lbs.
#2 As I am doing my cardio, a FVCKING HOMO takes the machine next to me and starts fauning over me, regardless of the fact that I am wearing headphones and am blatantly not responding to him. I had to switch machines or I was going to level him.
#3 I'm stretching after cardio and there is another 140 lb puke Ab-shooting in the mirror for a good 5 minutes straight.
Sounds like you need to change gyms groink. Have you noticed a lot of guys holding hands in the vicinity of said gym? Do you see a oddly high number of rainbow flags in the store windows? Have you seen any IFBB officials walking by? These might all be indications.
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Nice!
I've never been fauned over by a homo. When that happens I'll know I'm really "there!"
The closest thing I can equate it with is a drunk fat chick trying to pick you up.
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You let people bother you too much.
None of these things bothered me, except the Homo because he wouldn't shut up. I thought it was funny.
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I receive adcances from men and women all the time. You just have to be firm in your response and not get in the car with them like some of us here... *cough* Gibber *cough*
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I like your definition of a trifecta!
If I hit the trifecta it means:
1. I got laid;
2. I took a great dump; and
3. The Steelers won
Special "Steel Town" Ed
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#1 Go to the gym, There is some 140 lb puke doing BNP's with a dime and a nickel per side. After each BRUTAL set he starts hittin shots in the mirror like he's 2 weeks out. As he is doing this he's shooting me looks like "what?" Now I'm no Bob Chic but I literally outweighed this kid by 100 lbs.
#2 As I am doing my cardio, a FVCKING HOMO takes the machine next to me and starts fauning over me, regardless of the fact that I am wearing headphones and am blatantly not responding to him. I had to switch machines or I was going to level him.
#3 I'm stretching after cardio and there is another 140 lb puke Ab-shooting in the mirror for a good 5 minutes straight.
The payout for this Trifecta is?
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I like your definition of a trifecta!
If I hit the trifecta it means:
1. I got laid;
2. I took a great dump; and
3. The Steelers won
Special "Steel Town" Ed
What do you call it when you do all at once? The Trifecta perfecta?
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lol do people really go about hitting ab-shots in the mirror at you guys' gyms? at the gyms ive gone to i dont think ive ever caught anyone hitting shots in the mirror.
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yep time to switch gyms.. where do u belong?
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#1 Go to the gym, There is some 140 lb puke doing BNP's with a dime and a nickel per side. After each BRUTAL set he starts hittin shots in the mirror like he's 2 weeks out. As he is doing this he's shooting me looks like "what?" Now I'm no Bob Chic but I literally outweighed this kid by 100 lbs.
#2 As I am doing my cardio, a FVCKING HOMO takes the machine next to me and starts fauning over me, regardless of the fact that I am wearing headphones and am blatantly not responding to him. I had to switch machines or I was going to level him.
#3 I'm stretching after cardio and there is another 140 lb puke Ab-shooting in the mirror for a good 5 minutes straight.
So you train in a Fag gym?
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lol do people really go about hitting ab-shots in the mirror at you guys' gyms? at the gyms ive gone to i dont think ive ever caught anyone hitting shots in the mirror.
i gotta admit ive hit an abb shot or two in the gym...mainly dudes or chicks asking to see progress.
people that are jealous of this have never had a respected physique
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So you train in a Fag gym?
That's the fvcked up thing. My gym is a normal Gold's gym, it was like it was douchebag night or something.
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#1 Go to the gym, There is some 140 lb puke doing BNP's with a dime and a nickel per side. After each BRUTAL set he starts hittin shots in the mirror like he's 2 weeks out. As he is doing this he's shooting me looks like "what?" Now I'm no Bob Chic but I literally outweighed this kid by 100 lbs.
#2 As I am doing my cardio, a FVCKING HOMO takes the machine next to me and starts fauning over me, regardless of the fact that I am wearing headphones and am blatantly not responding to him. I had to switch machines or I was going to level him.
#3 I'm stretching after cardio and there is another 140 lb puke Ab-shooting in the mirror for a good 5 minutes straight.
"As I am doing my cardio, a FVCKING HOMO takes the machine next to me and starts fauning over me, regardless of the fact that I am wearing headphones and am blatantly not responding to him. I had to switch machines or I was going to level him."
Maybe you should have taken your mouth off of his cock, and then he probably would have left you alone.
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i gotta admit ive hit an abb shot or two in the gym...mainly dudes or chicks asking to see progress.
people that are jealous of this have never had a respected physique
Nothing wrong with an ab shot if you got a good build. It's the ab-shooters that are annoying. Those are the guys who can't bench their own weight, never lift anything heavy, and spend half their time in the gym working abs.
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When I hit an ab shot the whole gym stops.....
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When I hit an ab shot the whole gym stops.....
Thats because you take your boxers off!
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I really, really, really thought this was about your doing two chicks at once.
I'm dissappointed. :)
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Thats because you take your boxers off!
LOL, either that or he accidentally squirts a turd out
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Go eat something alexxx, your looking all 140 lbs right now
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Go eat something alexxx, your looking all 140 lbs right now
brutal comback coming from a 5 year old anorexic girl :o
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brutal comback coming from a 5 year old anorexic girl :o
A five year old anerexic girl is your mom,
She so poor, your mom brings the trash IN...
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I really, really, really thought this was about your doing two chicks at once.
I'm dissappointed. :)
Iv'e had the pleasure(twice)......But that is Jean Claude's dept.
Cocaine is a helluva drug ;D ;D
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#1 Go to the gym, There is some 140 lb puke doing BNP's with a dime and a nickel per side. After each BRUTAL set he starts hittin shots in the mirror like he's 2 weeks out. As he is doing this he's shooting me looks like "what?" Now I'm no Bob Chic but I literally outweighed this kid by 100 lbs.
#2 As I am doing my cardio, a FVCKING HOMO takes the machine next to me and starts fauning over me, regardless of the fact that I am wearing headphones and am blatantly not responding to him. I had to switch machines or I was going to level him.
#3 I'm stretching after cardio and there is another 140 lb puke Ab-shooting in the mirror for a good 5 minutes straight.
I prefer " mature gay man on the make" to FVckin' homo :-*
I was not fauning over you, it was more like oogling. No big deal, you missed out, me and the 140 lb ab cutie ended up in the sauna anyway after he flashed me his glutes ???
Here is my personal workout day trifecta:
1. I felt my left nut cramp and opted out of a heavy leg work.
2. I started on the treadmill, got lookin' at some hot babe , go a stiffy, all the blood went to my middle leg and I fell off the treadmill, barely missing the squat rack.
3. I ate a box of donuts and finshed up with a major dump, proud I had unloaded a 12" turd in the bowl.
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why do you care if there's a little guy pressing little weight and posing? Would it be any different from a big guy pressing heavy weight posing? The homo next to you in the cardio machine... well when homos bother you that's just bad. anyway cardio is kinda homo so you're in gay territory. if a little 140 pound guy is posing his abs in the mirror why do you care? everyone was small at one point and they pay their membership just like you.
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The homo next to you in the cardio machine... well when homos bother you that's just bad. anyway cardio is kinda homo so you're in gay territory.
I disagree. Cardio is essential to good overall health - even for us heterosexuals. We should be able to do cardio without having to suffer the indignities of such unwelcome advances from aggressive homosexuals. It sounds to me like he may have been the victim of sexual harassment.
But physical violence is not the answer, lest he be charged with a hate crime in today's limp-wristed (no pun intended) culture. I think he should have complained to the management and met with his lawyer today to file multiple civil suits, as this is what would be likely to happen if a heterosexual man made unwelcome advances on a female in the same situation.
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I disagree. Cardio is essential to good overall health - even for us heterosexuals. We should be able to do cardio without having to suffer the indignities of such unwelcome advances from aggressive homosexuals. It sounds to me like he may have been the victim of sexual harassment.
But physical violence is not the answer, lest he be charged with a hate crime in today's limp-wristed (no pun intended) culture. I think he should have complained to the management and met with his lawyer today to file multiple civil suits, as this is what would be likely to happen if a heterosexual man made unwelcome advances on a female in the same situation.
Politically incorrect melt-down
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I disagree. Cardio is essential to good overall health - even for us heterosexuals. We should be able to do cardio without having to suffer the indignities of such unwelcome advances from aggressive homosexuals. It sounds to me like he may have been the victim of sexual harassment.
But physical violence is not the answer, lest he be charged with a hate crime in today's limp-wristed (no pun intended) culture. I think he should have complained to the management and met with his lawyer today to file multiple civil suits, as this is what would be likely to happen if a heterosexual man made unwelcome advances on a female in the same situation.
Here here. If I didn't bang the girl behind the counter occasionally I might get legal on their ass.
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Here here. If I didn't bang the girl behind the counter occasionally I might get legal on their ass.
Great comeback zinger to a pretty witty post. :D
Do you bend her over said counter and pop her poopshoot?