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Title: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Fortress on July 10, 2020, 09:33:33 PM
Earlier today I hit the gym for some benching and squatting.

I enter the change room and open a locker. The one beside it is being used and its occupant is readying to leave the gym.

He’s giving me a gruesome stare.

Going about my business.

Still the stare.

Then: “Geez, man! How about some social distancing! You can’t wait an extra minute for me to leave?!”

Fortress remained calm. I told him he’d be OK and to attempt to be slightly less estrogen-soaked.

Just before he left, I brutally mocked him. I threw up my arms and said, “Whoa! Six feet, guy! SIX FEET!”

Then I started laughing.

The twink dink rushed out the door. Quivering lower lip and all. 

Some people are seriously fucked in the head.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Pray_4_War on July 10, 2020, 10:01:05 PM
If he's that worried about the virus he shouldn't be working out in a public gym.  What a pussy.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Fortress on July 10, 2020, 10:10:25 PM
If he's that worried about the virus he shouldn't be working out in a public gym.  What a pussy.

Exactly.

Plus, he was, like, 21.

Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: kreator on July 11, 2020, 03:42:03 AM
sounds like the kind of guy whose girlfriend told him to join the gym so she could have some time alone with Tyrone
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Royalty on July 11, 2020, 04:28:56 AM
”FORTRESS REMAINED CALM”
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Mr Anabolic on July 11, 2020, 04:34:16 AM
If anyone says anything to you about not wearing a face diaper or getting too close to them, just cough on them.  Lots of sheeple snowflakes in this world.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Vince B on July 11, 2020, 04:56:15 AM
Earlier today I hit the gym for some benching and squatting.

I enter the change room and open a locker. The one beside it is being used and its occupant is readying to leave the gym.

He’s giving me a gruesome stare.

Going about my business.

Still the stare.

Then: “Geez, man! How about some social distancing! You can’t wait an extra minute for me to leave?!”

Fortress remained calm. I told him he’d be OK and to attempt to be slightly less estrogen-soaked.

Just before he left, I brutally mocked him. I threw up my arms and said, “Whoa! Six feet, guy! SIX FEET!”

Then I started laughing.

The twink dink rushed out the door. Quivering lower lip and all. 

Some people are seriously fucked in the head.

Another nail in the coffin for muscleheads. Why not be civil instead of a dick head?
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Hypertrophy on July 11, 2020, 05:28:20 AM
Another nail in the coffin for muscleheads. Why not be civil instead of a dick head?

If civil means buying into the social distancing fantasy, it is better to be uncivil. Besides, Fortress was minding his own business when the guy attempted to mess with him.

You've been a "musclehead" your entire life. Doubtful the end is in sight soon.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: myosaurus on July 11, 2020, 05:40:24 AM
same thing here. a bitch in the elevator wont let me come in because I wasnt wearing a mask. ''do not get in here!'' she says, like I'm some plague.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: SF1900 on July 11, 2020, 05:43:31 AM
If civil means buying into the social distancing fantasy, it is better to be uncivil. Besides, Fortress was minding his own business when the guy attempted to mess with him.

You've been a "musclehead" your entire life. Doubtful the end is in sight soon.

No musclehead could develop a machine with 56,989,324 moving parts.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: SF1900 on July 11, 2020, 05:50:39 AM
same thing here. a bitch in the elevator wont let me come in because I wasnt wearing a mask. ''do not get in here!'' she says, like I'm some plague.

(https://www.eamc.org/assets/images/news/covid-mask-smiles.png)
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: kreator on July 11, 2020, 06:01:02 AM
Another nail in the coffin for muscleheads. Why not be civil instead of a dick head?

men of your generation used to be men, now they are obese pussies wearing a mask when crossing a street
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Body-Buildah on July 11, 2020, 06:10:49 AM
If anyone says anything to you about not wearing a face diaper or getting too close to them, just cough on them.  Lots of sheeple snowflakes in this world.

libby sheep the insane pussies of life
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Body-Buildah on July 11, 2020, 06:12:07 AM
Another nail in the coffin for muscleheads. Why not be civil instead of a dick head?

that was civil,a dick-head would have slapped the twink
the one who is the dick-head is the whiny sheep-pussy complaining initially
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Hypertrophy on July 11, 2020, 06:18:11 AM
(https://www.eamc.org/assets/images/news/covid-mask-smiles.png)

We have this thing called an immune system. Since the disease has been shown to have a less than 0.3% mortality rate overall, and an essentially 0% mortality rate for anyone under 45, it is safe to say no mask is needed. But then that would destroy the narrative.

At this point there is no need for science- no one listens to it anyways, and even the "scientists" lie. . Covid-19 has crossed into the global warming religion level.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: funk51 on July 11, 2020, 06:18:40 AM
&t=7s
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Marty Champions on July 11, 2020, 06:25:08 AM
We have this thing called an immune system. Since the disease has been shown to have a less than 0.3% mortality rate overall, and an essentially 0% mortality rate for anyone under 45, it is safe to say no mask is needed. But then that would destroy the narrative.

At this point there is no need for science- no one listens to it anyways, and even the "scientists" lie. . Covid-19 has crossed into the global warming religion level.
bingo ... I do give credit to those who helped make this nothing a something
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: joswift on July 11, 2020, 06:28:31 AM
Exactly.

Plus, he was, like, 21.

was he 21 or not?
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: SF1900 on July 11, 2020, 06:34:51 AM
We have this thing called an immune system. Since the disease has been shown to have a less than 0.3% mortality rate overall, and an essentially 0% mortality rate for anyone under 45, it is safe to say no mask is needed. But then that would destroy the narrative.

At this point there is no need for science- no one listens to it anyways, and even the "scientists" lie. . Covid-19 has crossed into the global warming religion level.

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/Um3ljJl8jrnHy/200.gif)
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 11, 2020, 06:49:02 AM
Earlier today I hit the gym for some benching and squatting.

I enter the change room and open a locker. The one beside it is being used and its occupant is readying to leave the gym.

He’s giving me a gruesome stare.

Going about my business.

Still the stare.

Then: “Geez, man! How about some social distancing! You can’t wait an extra minute for me to leave?!”

Fortress remained calm. I told him he’d be OK and to attempt to be slightly less estrogen-soaked.

Just before he left, I brutally mocked him. I threw up my arms and said, “Whoa! Six feet, guy! SIX FEET!”

Then I started laughing.

The twink dink rushed out the door. Quivering lower lip and all. 

Some people are seriously fucked in the head.


Did you actually type “guy”, or did you type something else and let getbig change it?  ;D
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Hypertrophy on July 11, 2020, 06:53:14 AM
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/Um3ljJl8jrnHy/200.gif)

Haha - but every time you post about Covid you act like we don't...
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: SF1900 on July 11, 2020, 07:07:08 AM
Haha - but every time you post about Covid you act like we don't...

Because I suffered from COVID19.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 11, 2020, 07:10:56 AM
Because I suffered from COVID19.

Did you actually suffer though?
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: TheShape. on July 11, 2020, 07:13:43 AM
And then everyone clapped
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: chaos on July 11, 2020, 07:24:37 AM
Because I suffered from COVID19.
Tell us about your suffering.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Matt on July 11, 2020, 09:18:18 AM
(https://www.eamc.org/assets/images/news/covid-mask-smiles.png)

Lowest?

That's not acceptable, boss.

I'm looking for a space-age full body suit with a rear-holding tank containing air in perfect composition for human consumption that is 100% germ-free.

Anything less, and I refuse to leave my room.  Anyone who interacts with me in person prior to my receiving these forms of protection will be murdered.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: MAXX on July 11, 2020, 09:23:13 AM
We have this thing called an immune system. Since the disease has been shown to have a less than 0.3% mortality rate overall, and an essentially 0% mortality rate for anyone under 45, it is safe to say no mask is needed. But then that would destroy the narrative.

At this point there is no need for science- no one listens to it anyways, and even the "scientists" lie. . Covid-19 has crossed into the global warming religion level.

With your reasoning we might aswell go and have sex with people with HIV no problem because we have this immune system

Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: chaos on July 11, 2020, 09:26:57 AM
With your reasoning we might aswell go and have sex with people with HIV no problem because we have this immune system
No, instead the government should mandate that you wear an ass condom at all times in case you decide to partake in sex in an IV abusing queer.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Dave D on July 11, 2020, 09:27:19 AM
With your reasoning we might aswell go and have sex with people with HIV no problem because we have this immune system

You most likely have had sex with an HIV positive man and you havent contracted the disease.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Ron on July 11, 2020, 09:42:13 AM


Social distancing means social distancing.  Even at the market or stores, you always have one person that likes to get right behind you to 'smell' you.  WTF.   Didn't like it when we did not have to wear a mask, and definitely not now either.   It is not hard to be six feet apart, and if you are closer, just not breath in your direction.

Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: el numero uno on July 11, 2020, 10:06:31 AM
Earlier today I hit the gym for some benching and squatting.

I enter the change room and open a locker. The one beside it is being used and its occupant is readying to leave the gym.

He’s giving me a gruesome stare.

Going about my business.

Still the stare.

Then: “Geez, man! How about some social distancing! You can’t wait an extra minute for me to leave?!”

Fortress remained calm. I told him he’d be OK and to attempt to be slightly less estrogen-soaked.

Just before he left, I brutally mocked him. I threw up my arms and said, “Whoa! Six feet, guy! SIX FEET!”

Then I started laughing.

The twink dink rushed out the door. Quivering lower lip and all. 

Some people are seriously fucked in the head.

Totally bad ass.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: el numero uno on July 11, 2020, 10:08:23 AM
We have this thing called an immune system. Since the disease has been shown to have a less than 0.3% mortality rate overall, and an essentially 0% mortality rate for anyone under 45, it is safe to say no mask is needed. But then that would destroy the narrative.

At this point there is no need for science- no one listens to it anyways, and even the "scientists" lie. . Covid-19 has crossed into the global warming religion level.

True. 0.3% is like lower than 0. What a joke.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: robcguns on July 11, 2020, 10:47:25 AM
Good restraint Fortress hard to keep calm with these crazies everywhere.

“Fortress remained calm” Hahahhaa classic.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 11, 2020, 10:57:44 AM
If social distancing is 6-feet, what is the required distance for anti-social distancing?
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Fortress on July 11, 2020, 03:05:06 PM
Good restraint Fortress hard to keep calm with these crazies everywhere.

“Fortress remained calm” Hahahhaa classic.

Truth is, if I wouldn’t have been asked to leave and my membership immediately cancelled, and probably losing my job, I would have strongly considered shoving the snivelling puke through a wall.

These soft, whiney embarrassments to manhood really have no idea how protected they are by/with the system they endlessly criticize.

Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: chaos on July 11, 2020, 03:24:23 PM

Social distancing means social distancing. 
What is "social distancing"? Depriving people of their innate human desire to interact with others? Who decides 6' is far enough? Why not 12'? Is 3' good enough? When will the theft of our rights end? 
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Fortress on July 11, 2020, 03:29:23 PM
What is "social distancing"? Depriving people of their innate human desire to interact with others? Who decides 6' is far enough? Why not 12'? Is 3' good enough? When will the theft of our rights end?

The most anyone can reasonably expect from Fortress when out in public is 2.6 feet.

If my coming within that range to grab a slab of beef at the grocery store frightens someone, he or she can stay home, board the windows and hide in a closet.

Losers.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: njflex on July 11, 2020, 04:40:04 PM
I wear mask as needed in stores and at work,I deal with customers so be it ,what makes me laugh is the 6/feet Lilly pads like frogs to hop on when waiting in line fuk that,I stand behind them or next to them ,I refuse to stand on one like a frog
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Kwon on July 11, 2020, 04:44:41 PM
I wear mask as needed in stores and at work,I deal with customers so be it ,what makes me laugh is the 6/feet Lilly pads like frogs to hop on when waiting in line fuk that,I stand behind them or next to them ,I refuse to stand on one like a frog

I stand on one like a frog. Just like a frog stands.

(https://www.fitstream.com/images/bodyweight-training/bodyweight-exercises/frog-stand.png)

Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: njflex on July 11, 2020, 04:47:50 PM
I stand on one like a frog. Just like a frog stands.

(https://www.fitstream.com/images/bodyweight-training/bodyweight-exercises/frog-stand.png)
Lol
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Kwon on July 11, 2020, 05:04:07 PM
5 years in college studying Feminist Dance Therapy, and blames President Trump because he can't find a job.

He claims he is "forced" to accept EBT & Housing Assistance because he refuses to work a job that is "beneath his skill level", and says he'll NEVER repay his student loans unless he is given the job he deserves.

(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/34015756_1629004957197296_3615182910593695744_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=eXjJ3iLRBQ4AX--AIg3&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&_nc_tp=6&oh=58c7c28f7b05150fd6199bf3d6363740&oe=5F2F6E30)
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Fortress on July 11, 2020, 05:59:22 PM
I stand on one like a frog. Just like a frog stands.

(https://www.fitstream.com/images/bodyweight-training/bodyweight-exercises/frog-stand.png)

 :D
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 11, 2020, 06:10:52 PM
Lowest?

That's not acceptable, boss.

I'm looking for a space-age full body suit with a rear-holding tank containing air in perfect composition for human consumption that is 100% germ-free.

Anything less, and I refuse to leave my room.  Anyone who interacts with me in person prior to my receiving these forms of protection will be murdered.

Listen pork chop, you never leave your Mom’s basement anyway
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 11, 2020, 06:17:45 PM
5 years in college studying Feminist Dance Therapy, and blames President Trump because he can't find a job.

He claims he is "forced" to accept EBT & Housing Assistance because he refuses to work a job that is "beneath his skill level", and says he'll NEVER repay his student loans unless he is given the job he deserves.

(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/34015756_1629004957197296_3615182910593695744_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=eXjJ3iLRBQ4AX--AIg3&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&_nc_tp=6&oh=58c7c28f7b05150fd6199bf3d6363740&oe=5F2F6E30)


Link?
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 11, 2020, 06:24:09 PM

Link?

Yeah, post up his Facebook or LinkedIn.

It’s time these cock gobblers learned that this won’t sit with Getbig
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Primemuscle on July 11, 2020, 07:19:48 PM
Earlier today I hit the gym for some benching and squatting.

I enter the change room and open a locker. The one beside it is being used and its occupant is readying to leave the gym.

He’s giving me a gruesome stare.

Going about my business.

Still the stare.

Then: “Geez, man! How about some social distancing! You can’t wait an extra minute for me to leave?!”

Fortress remained calm. I told him he’d be OK and to attempt to be slightly less estrogen-soaked.

Just before he left, I brutally mocked him. I threw up my arms and said, “Whoa! Six feet, guy! SIX FEET!”

Then I started laughing.

The twink dink rushed out the door. Quivering lower lip and all. 

Some people are seriously fucked in the head.

His lip was not quivering in fear of you, it was quivering because of his anger at you. He was trying hard to control the urge to kill you. Also, jerk wad, there is no way you were even three feet from him much less six. You should have said nothing and politely moved to a more distant locker.

If you are lucky, he won't have complained to management about you. Otherwise, tomorrow when you go to the gym, you may find your membership has been cancelled and you are persona non grata.

Seems like you think social distancing is a joke. Well, there is an army of people who disagree with you. And that is no joke! You're right, some people are seriously fucked in the head. You are a prime example of one who is.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 11, 2020, 07:22:23 PM
His lip was not quivering in fear of you, it was quivering because of his anger at you. He was trying hard to control the urge to kill you. Also, jerk wad, there is no way you were even three feet from him much less six. You should have said nothing and politely moved to a more distant locker.

If you are lucky, he won't have complained to management about you. Otherwise, tomorrow when you go to the gym, you may find your membership has been cancelled and you are persona non grata.

Seems like you think social distancing is a joke. Well, there is an army of people who disagree with you. And that is no joke! You're right, some people are seriously fucked in the head. You are a prime example of one who is.

There is absolutely no reason to allow old liberal phaggots to live.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Primemuscle on July 11, 2020, 07:28:27 PM
There is absolutely no reason to allow old liberal phaggots to live.

Here's one. If we didn't live, you'd have no purpose to your life.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 11, 2020, 07:37:11 PM
Here's one. If we didn't live, you'd have no purpose to your life.

I’m a rich Republican.

My purpose in life is self evident.

And I didn’t sneak out to go suck the cocks of strangers while my wife was home dying of cancer.

You will spend eternity in hell and you will have earned it.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Primemuscle on July 11, 2020, 08:25:00 PM
I’m a rich Republican.

My purpose in life is self evident.

And I didn’t sneak out to go suck the cocks of strangers while my wife was home dying of cancer.

You will spend eternity in hell and you will have earned it.

Idiot. You must be totally brain dead. For the umpteenth time, my wife didn't die from cancer.

For the last five years of her life when she became acutely ill, I retired for the sole reason to be home to care for her, which is what I was busy doing 24/7 with no time out for cock sucking or whatever your perverted mind relishes imagining. The judgmental attitude towards someone you don't know could only come from someone who is pure evil. If there is a hell, you'll be in that eternal fire long before me.   

Apparently, you never experienced any sexual adventures during your prime years. Was it that you wanted to, but even then you were so repulsive that you made people sick, so sick that if you were the last person on earth, they would still have shunned you? Or, have you always been a "rich", homophobic, foul mouthed, hate spewing Republican? Have you thought about asking the church for an exorcism? You definitely need one. Otherwise, how about you choke on your own vomit while your head spins around.

Thanks, this "meltdown" really hit the spot tonight.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 11, 2020, 08:27:45 PM
Idiot. You must be totally brain dead. For the umpteenth time, my wife didn't die from cancer.

For the last five years of her life when she became acutely ill, I retired for the sole reason to be home to care for her, which is what I was busy doing 24/7 with no time out for cock sucking or whatever your perverted mind relishes imagining. The judgmental attitude towards someone you don't know could only come from someone who is pure evil. If there is a hell, you'll be in that eternal fire long before me.   

Apparently, you never experienced any sexual adventures during your prime years. Was it that you wanted to, but even then you were so repulsive that you made people sick, so sick that if you were the last person on earth, they would still have shunned you? Or, have you always been a "rich", homophobic, foul mouthed, hate spewing Republican? Have you thought about asking the church for an exorcism? You definitely need one. Otherwise, how about you choke on your own vomit while your head spins around.

Thanks, this "meltdown" really hit the spot tonight.

I’m not reading all that shit from a pervert who spent the last years of his wife’s life sneaking around behind her back sucking the cocks of strangers.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Primemuscle on July 11, 2020, 08:29:31 PM
I’m not reading all that shit from a pervert who spent the last years of his wife’s life sneaking around behind her back sucking the cocks of strangers.

Of course your not going to read it. It might spoil your blissful ignorance.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 11, 2020, 08:32:38 PM
Of course your not going to read it. It might spoil your blissful ignorance.

Your wife’s life alert bracelet direct dialed the local truck stop gloryhole
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: SOMEPARTS on July 11, 2020, 08:39:31 PM
5 years in college studying Feminist Dance Therapy, and blames President Trump because he can't find a job.

He claims he is "forced" to accept EBT & Housing Assistance because he refuses to work a job that is "beneath his skill level", and says he'll NEVER repay his student loans unless he is given the job he deserves.

(https://scontent.farn1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/34015756_1629004957197296_3615182910593695744_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=eXjJ3iLRBQ4AX--AIg3&_nc_ht=scontent.farn1-1.fna&_nc_tp=6&oh=58c7c28f7b05150fd6199bf3d6363740&oe=5F2F6E30)


Wow, somebody REALLY liked Napoleon Dynamite.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Primemuscle on July 11, 2020, 08:40:40 PM
Your wife’s life alert bracelet direct dialed the local truck stop gloryhole

Keep it up. You're making a fool of yourself. I love it!
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Tapeworm on July 11, 2020, 08:42:32 PM

Even at the market or stores, you always have one person that likes to get right behind you to 'smell' you.  WTF.   

Sorry. Purely for research purposes. Nothing untoward.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Fortress on July 11, 2020, 08:55:00 PM
His lip was not quivering in fear of you, it was quivering because of his anger at you. He was trying hard to control the urge to kill you. Also, jerk wad, there is no way you were even three feet from him much less six. You should have said nothing and politely moved to a more distant locker.

If you are lucky, he won't have complained to management about you. Otherwise, tomorrow when you go to the gym, you may find your membership has been cancelled and you are persona non grata.

Seems like you think social distancing is a joke. Well, there is an army of people who disagree with you. And that is no joke! You're right, some people are seriously fucked in the head. You are a prime example of one who is.

Old soggy queer.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Primemuscle on July 11, 2020, 08:56:13 PM
Old soggy queer.

Ouch!  ;D
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 11, 2020, 08:57:45 PM
Keep it up. You're making a fool of yourself. I love it!

A person with $12 could ass fuck five  generations of white trash without ever leaving your house.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 11, 2020, 08:59:52 PM
Old soggy queer.

His wife’s life alert bracelet direct dialed the local truck stop gloryhole
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Matt on July 11, 2020, 09:54:02 PM
Listen pork chop, you never leave your Mom’s basement anyway

Correct - I don't leave my home much anyway.  So why the fuck should I comply with all this ridiculous shit?

I'm not scared of this dumb virus.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Matt on July 11, 2020, 09:56:11 PM
With your reasoning we might aswell go and have sex with people with HIV no problem because we have this immune system

87% of HIV cases comprise homosexual males or IV drug users.

What few straight people who get HIV sexually are women being fucked in the ass by bisexual men.

I would have sex with a woman with HIV.  The odds of a man getting HIV from a women via intercourse are on the order of 1 in 300 to 1 in 3,000.  Somewhere in there.

Was your post intended to scare people?

This is why access to information is so important.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 11, 2020, 10:09:54 PM
Correct - I don't leave my home much anyway.  So why the fuck should I comply with all this ridiculous shit?

I'm not scared of this dumb virus.

Matt, the coronavirus hasn’t made it that far north yet.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: tommywishbone on July 11, 2020, 10:46:01 PM
Never social distance.

Never wear a mask.

Never stay home.

Kill anyone that does.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Griffith on July 12, 2020, 12:40:48 AM
87% of HIV cases comprise homosexual males or IV drug users.

What few straight people who get HIV sexually are women being fucked in the ass by bisexual men.

I would have sex with a woman with HIV.  The odds of a man getting HIV from a women via intercourse are on the order of 1 in 300 to 1 in 3,000.

Was your post intended to scare people?

This is why access to information is so important.

Not in South Africa, 7 million people have HIV-AIDS out of a population of 45 million and the vast majority of them are heterosexual. And it's similar in the surrounding African countries.

I also know cases of guys who had sex with female bargirls in Thailand and got HIV from them because they didn't use a condom. Even instances of guys who used a condom and still somehow got HIV.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: pellius on July 12, 2020, 01:51:15 AM
Earlier today I hit the gym for some benching and squatting.

I enter the change room and open a locker. The one beside it is being used and its occupant is readying to leave the gym.

He’s giving me a gruesome stare.

Going about my business.

Still the stare.

Then: “Geez, man! How about some social distancing! You can’t wait an extra minute for me to leave?!”

Fortress remained calm. I told him he’d be OK and to attempt to be slightly less estrogen-soaked.

Just before he left, I brutally mocked him. I threw up my arms and said, “Whoa! Six feet, guy! SIX FEET!”

Then I started laughing.

The twink dink rushed out the door. Quivering lower lip and all. 

Some people are seriously fucked in the head.

Was there another locker available that wasn't near this guy or anybody else? I hate when I get in the gym and start putting stuff in my locker and a guy takes one right next to me when there are others available. I literally had a guy take a locker right next to me, getting undress and all when I was the ONLY ONE in the locker room and there were plenty of other lockers available. I told him, "This must be your favorite locker." He asked why did I think that. I then told him the obvious. There's no one else using any lockers in the room but you decide to take one right next to me so now we have to bump shoulders.

It's just like when you park as far away as you can from the supermarket where all the empty spaces are and then you come back to your car and someone has parked right next to you so you can barely open your door to get in your car. My anger just builds as I walk to my space and see this barren part of the parking lot with just two cars parked side by side with my door being blocked.

It has nothing to do with social distancing, just give people some space and breathing room. Why would anyone want to take a locker right next to someone else if there are others available?
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: SF1900 on July 12, 2020, 02:15:05 AM
Was there another locker available that wasn't near this guy or anybody else? I hate when I get in the gym and start putting stuff in my locker and a guy takes one right next to me when there are others available. I literally had a guy take a locker right next to me, getting undress and all when I was the ONLY ONE in the locker room and there were plenty of other lockers available. I told him, "This must be your favorite locker." He asked why did I think that. I then told him the obvious. There's no one else using any lockers in the room but you decide to take one right next to me so now we have to bump shoulders.

It's just like when you park as far away as you can from the supermarket where all the empty spaces are and then you come back to your car and someone has parked right next to you so you can barely open your door to get in your car. My anger just builds as I walk to my space and see this barren part of the parking lot with just two cars parked side by side with my door being blocked.

It has nothing to do with social distancing, just give people some space and breathing room. Why would anyone want to take a locker right next to someone else if there are others available?

Or, when you see men in the gym locker room blow drying their testicles.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Body-Buildah on July 12, 2020, 02:22:14 AM
His lip was not quivering in fear of you, it was quivering because of his anger at you. He was trying hard to control the urge to kill you. Also, jerk wad, there is no way you were even three feet from him much less six. You should have said nothing and politely moved to a more distant locker.

If you are lucky, he won't have complained to management about you. Otherwise, tomorrow when you go to the gym, you may find your membership has been cancelled and you are persona non grata.

Seems like you think social distancing is a joke. Well, there is an army of people who disagree with you. And that is no joke! You're right, some people are seriously fucked in the head. You are a prime example of one who is.

and here comes the whiny cun-t who cant help but throw his cock-gobbling (and horrid) opinion into everything. Yeah, im sure the twink would have killed Fortress  ::)
your dead wifes calling you to join her for the dirt-nap, please off-yourself.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Fortress on July 12, 2020, 11:03:50 AM
Was there another locker available that wasn't near this guy or anybody else? I hate when I get in the gym and start putting stuff in my locker and a guy takes one right next to me when there are others available. I literally had a guy take a locker right next to me, getting undress and all when I was the ONLY ONE in the locker room and there were plenty of other lockers available. I told him, "This must be your favorite locker." He asked why did I think that. I then told him the obvious. There's no one else using any lockers in the room but you decide to take one right next to me so now we have to bump shoulders.

It's just like when you park as far away as you can from the supermarket where all the empty spaces are and then you come back to your car and someone has parked right next to you so you can barely open your door to get in your car. My anger just builds as I walk to my space and see this barren part of the parking lot with just two cars parked side by side with my door being blocked.

It has nothing to do with social distancing, just give people some space and breathing room. Why would anyone want to take a locker right next to someone else if there are others available?

Easy does it, friend.

I agree.

However, in this instance, the area of the change room I prefer has three, yes, three, lockers, side-by-side.

Besides, as I say, it was obvious he was readying to leave. And very almost there.

And I always arrive all gym-clothed-up. I just needed to change shoes (on a bench no less than eight feet away) and put my jacked into the locker.

Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: pellius on July 12, 2020, 12:53:44 PM
Or, when you see men in the gym locker room blow drying their testicles.

It seems like when a guy gets to be a certain age, 70 and beyond, they just don't give a fuck. They prance around with their saggy balls and ass just flopping around. One disgusting grandpa literally bent over and spread his ass cheeks in front of the blow dryer drying his asshole. I really had to restraint myself from saying, "Oh for Fuck's Sake! Do that at home! Have you no shame!"
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: SF1900 on July 12, 2020, 12:55:20 PM
It seems like when a guy gets to be a certain age, 70 and beyond, they just don't give a fuck. They prance around with their saggy balls and ass just flopping around. One disgusting grandpa literally bent over and spread his ass cheeks in front of the blow dryer drying his asshole. I really had to restraint myself from saying, "Oh for Fuck's Sake! Do that at home! Have you no shame!"

Lmao

I saw two naked men in the gym locker room exchange business cards lol
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: pellius on July 12, 2020, 12:59:25 PM
Easy does it, friend.

I agree.

However, in this instance, the area of the change room I prefer has three, yes, three, lockers, side-by-side.

Besides, as I say, it was obvious he was readying to leave. And very almost there.

And I always arrive all gym-clothed-up. I just needed to change shoes (on a bench no less than eight feet away) and put my jacked into the locker.

Fair enough. I also arrive all "gym-clothed-up" even the shoes. I just use the locker to stash my stuff. You know: car keys, wallet, Tanto lock back, pepper spray, Glock 19, two extra 15 round mags... the usual stuff.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Primemuscle on July 12, 2020, 02:10:46 PM
Was there another locker available that wasn't near this guy or anybody else? I hate when I get in the gym and start putting stuff in my locker and a guy takes one right next to me when there are others available. I literally had a guy take a locker right next to me, getting undress and all when I was the ONLY ONE in the locker room and there were plenty of other lockers available. I told him, "This must be your favorite locker." He asked why did I think that. I then told him the obvious. There's no one else using any lockers in the room but you decide to take one right next to me so now we have to bump shoulders.

It's just like when you park as far away as you can from the supermarket where all the empty spaces are and then you come back to your car and someone has parked right next to you so you can barely open your door to get in your car. My anger just builds as I walk to my space and see this barren part of the parking lot with just two cars parked side by side with my door being blocked.

It has nothing to do with social distancing, just give people some space and breathing room. Why would anyone want to take a locker right next to someone else if there are others available?

Whenever possible, I take an end locker. I also look for a section of lockers without locks. Like with the parking lot example, I've returned to the locker room after a workout only to find all the lockers near the one I grabbed are now in use. Go figure. 
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Primemuscle on July 12, 2020, 02:14:17 PM
Or, when you see men in the gym locker room blow drying their testicles.

This actually happens? In all the years I've worked out in gyms, I've never seen anyone do this. And I've seen some surprising stuff, like when these two fellows kissed in a crowded locker room. What the heck?
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Teutonic Knight 1 on July 12, 2020, 03:38:32 PM
It seems like when a guy gets to be a certain age, 70 and beyond, they just don't give a fuck. They prance around with their saggy balls and ass just flopping around. One disgusting grandpa literally bent over and spread his ass cheeks in front of the blow dryer drying his asshole. I really had to restraint myself from saying, "Oh for Fuck's Sake! Do that at home! Have you no shame!"


100% description of old fart Saggy  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: SF1900 on July 12, 2020, 03:41:27 PM
This actually happens? In all the years I've worked out in gyms, I've never seen anyone do this. And I've seen some surprising stuff, like when these two fellows kissed in a crowded locker room. What the heck?

Yes, it did, more than one time.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Marvin Martian on July 12, 2020, 03:50:23 PM
No musclehead could develop a machine with 56,989,324 moving parts.

Are you serious? I thought his bicep thing-a-ma-jig had AT LEAST 100 mil moving parts. I didn’t realize it was such a simpleton piece of crap.
Can you imagine the amount of time spent on that thing with nothing more to show for it that some posts on freaking Getbig????
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Jizmonkey on July 12, 2020, 04:37:53 PM
Yes, it did, more than one time.
Was it the same guy?.... and are there no towels at that gym? Anyone else see this happen? Getbig has warped my perception of things of this nature.

Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: robcguns on July 12, 2020, 06:21:47 PM
This actually happens? In all the years I've worked out in gyms, I've never seen anyone do this. And I've seen some surprising stuff, like when these two fellows kissed in a crowded locker room. What the heck?

Hahaha yeah I’ve seen it quite a few times,the worst is when they have one foot up on the countertop and blow drying all uo in the grundle area. I mean I guess if they are prone to swamp ass they need to dry it good but it’s fucked when you come around the corner and see balls and cock being blow around Hahahaha.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Teutonic Knight 1 on July 12, 2020, 07:07:54 PM


I also know cases of guys who had sex with female bargirls in Thailand and got HIV from them because they didn't use a condom. Even instances of guys who used a condom and still somehow got HIV.


Old SiFi stories from 1980's by old farangs !. No condoms , yeah right !.

Every GoGo bar girls & hostesses must be ID/Medically registered !. Freelancers too.

Just look how Thailand control spread of China virus (only 58 dead) & is in process of re-opening !.

Now no entry into Thailand without medical insurance & covid -19 certificate !.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: SF1900 on July 12, 2020, 09:08:12 PM
Hahaha yeah I’ve seen it quite a few times,the worst is when they have one foot up on the countertop and blow drying all uo in the grundle area. I mean I guess if they are prone to swamp ass they need to dry it good but it’s fucked when you come around the corner and see balls and cock being blow around Hahahaha.

Was it Goodrum you saw?!?
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: pellius on July 14, 2020, 12:52:54 AM
This actually happens? In all the years I've worked out in gyms, I've never seen anyone do this. And I've seen some surprising stuff, like when these two fellows kissed in a crowded locker room. What the heck?

You're lucky. I see it all the time. It's just disgusting and no class.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: pellius on July 14, 2020, 12:56:49 AM
Hahaha yeah I’ve seen it quite a few times,the worst is when they have one foot up on the countertop and blow drying all uo in the grundle area. I mean I guess if they are prone to swamp ass they need to dry it good but it’s fucked when you come around the corner and see balls and cock being blow around Hahahaha.

Yup, foot on the countertop. That's is the worse. If you've never seen it you'd think I'm just making it up but I'm not. There are people out there like that.
I really have to figure out a way to get a good home gym going. It's not like the old days when gyms didn't have TVs, air conditioning, or tons of cardio equipment. It only attracted the hard core guys. That's when going to a gym was fun and there was a sense of camaraderie and you made life long friends.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Teutonic Knight 1 on July 14, 2020, 12:59:41 AM
You're lucky. I see it all the time. It's just disgusting and no class.

In Polynesian culture many families have a mamasine ( ::)) ,imagine if Saggy see 1 of them  ;D
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Primemuscle on July 14, 2020, 10:35:07 AM
In Polynesian culture many families have a mamasine ( ::)) ,imagine if Saggy see 1 of them  ;D

What the heck is a mamasine?
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: SF1900 on July 14, 2020, 11:27:24 AM
Was it the same guy?.... and are there no towels at that gym? Anyone else see this happen? Getbig has warped my perception of things of this nature.

I’ve seen different men do it.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Teutonic Knight 1 on July 14, 2020, 03:51:34 PM
What the heck is a mamasine?

Visit Samoa,Tahiti or Tonga & you'll easily notice 1 !.

                      ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: wes on July 14, 2020, 03:57:00 PM
I would have told that kunt to never address me before my workout as I mentally prepared for battle with the iron.
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Primemuscle on July 14, 2020, 04:09:29 PM
Visit Samoa,Tahiti or Tonga & you'll easily notice 1 !.

                      ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps. Notice one what or who? Mamasine is not a searchable term....not even in an urban dictionary or in connection with Samoa.
Title: Re: “How about some social distancing?!”
Post by: Straw Man on July 14, 2020, 05:05:38 PM
Another nail in the coffin for muscleheads. Why not be civil instead of a dick head?

you answered your own question

he's a profoundly insecure loser and clearly also a fucking moron desperate for attention and validation.

same reason he decided to come here and make a thread about his locker room "triumph"
Title: Re: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet!
Post by: Teutonic Knight 1 on July 14, 2020, 07:33:12 PM
Perhaps. Notice one what or who? Mamasine is not a searchable term....not even in an urban dictionary or in connection with Samoa.


U need to Parlez-vous Francais !.

Don't U own sailing boat ?.