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Title: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2020, 04:13:51 PM
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2020, 04:17:01 PM
ya know, when I was a kid I thought that by the time I hit 41 I would have become, like I dunno- a retired cop who lives in Hawaii and works as a private detective with a colored friend who flies helicopters


....wtf happened
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2020, 04:19:09 PM
I mean- I want to blame the drugs and girls (FUCK YOU- it's Girls!!!) but in reality I was my own culprit

and drug thing wasn't a addiction-just more of a phase I went through
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2020, 04:21:43 PM
I mean- I want to blame the drugs and girls (FUCK YOU- it's Girls!!!) but in reality I was my own culprit

and drug thing wasn't a addiction-just more of a phase I went through

You ok, Johnny?
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2020, 04:22:52 PM
maybe I can be like a comic book artist....you know- start off with a webcomic about a sassy cat but a sassy cat who SWEARS....oh, and he's fucking red pilled and BASED, MAN!!!!
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2020, 04:26:19 PM
i mean- coming this august 28th I will have officially not had sex in 10 years

now, most of that is my fault as well because I've given into my aesexuality (because in reality I was always a aesexual but I would still have sex because I thought that was what I was supposed to do) but still it's nice to do things to a woman...it at least makes you forget how shite life can be
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2020, 04:26:21 PM
maybe I can be like a comic book artist....you know- start off with a webcomic about a sassy cat but a sassy cat who SWEARS....oh, and he's fucking red pilled and BASED, MAN!!!!

Redpilled isnt enough, needs to be BLACKPILLED
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2020, 04:27:05 PM
Redpilled isnt enough, needs to be BLACKPILLED


it would be autobiographical by that point....I want the cat to at least have some hope
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: JAGO on July 21, 2020, 04:28:00 PM
ya know, when I was a kid I thought that by the time I hit 41 I would have become, like I dunno- a retired cop who lives in Hawaii and works as a private detective with a colored friend who flies helicopters


....wtf happened

Higgens kick you off of Mr. Masters estate?

J
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2020, 04:28:13 PM
i mean- coming this august 28th I will have officially not had sex in 10 years

now, most of that is my fault as well because I've given into my aesexuality (because in reality I was always a aesexual but I would still have sex because I thought that was what I was supposed to do) but still it's nice to do things to a woman...it at least makes you forget how shite life can be

LARP?If not you arnt missing much, sex is much like drugs, seems ok in the moment but ultimately empty, unless you find a TRAD wife who will be loyal and love you unconditionally.But thats like finding a unicorn.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2020, 04:35:43 PM

it would be autobiographical by that point....I want the cat to at least have some hope

Meditate, get hold of some DMT, serious here.This recent stuff with ufos suggests consciousness plays a massive part in taking us to levels, places, dimensions etc we didnt think possible.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2020, 04:38:04 PM
you can't do a /pol gimmick and a Rogan-bro gimmick at the same time


....it's like (((k)))vetching about not having fucked someone in a decade and then talking about how you're a aesexual.......

....wait

..............fuck!
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2020, 04:39:28 PM
you can't do a /pol gimmick and a Rogan-bro gimmick at the same time


....it's like (((k)))vetching about not having fucked someone in a decade and then talking about how you're a aesexual.......

....wait

..............fuck!

Half of pol are rogan bros.Have you tried getting spiritual?
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2020, 04:40:56 PM
Half of pol are rogan bros.Have you tried getting spiritual?


so, let's talk about this guy Micheal who lost his kid
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2020, 04:42:10 PM

so, let's talk about this guy Micheal who lost his kid

He needs to take the teeth pill then the model pill.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Fortress on July 21, 2020, 04:43:18 PM
I’m not sure what’s going on here.

The dude’s son croaked so ... he’s now living under bridges or whatever.

Okay.

Life’s tough. Everything dies.

Get on with it. Get truckin’. Jam some heavy tunes and put your face to the wind.

You don’t honour your dead by falling to pieces.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2020, 04:44:25 PM
I don't get how people still with lose their children

......just go back to where you left them




......i'm sorry----that's just a coping mechanism....it's a thing I do...it was in bad taste
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2020, 04:46:26 PM
I’m not sure what’s going on here.

The dude’s son croaked so ... he’s now living under bridges or whatever.

Okay.

Life’s tough. Everything dies.

Get on with it. Get truckin’. Jam some heavy tunes and put your face to the wind.

You don’t honour your dead by falling to pieces.
Doesnt work that way for many people who have tons of empathy, they feel emotional pain and hold on to things much longer than your average joe.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: SF1900 on July 21, 2020, 05:08:40 PM
I don't get how people still with lose their children

......just go back to where you left them




......i'm sorry----that's just a coping mechanism....it's a thing I do...it was in bad taste

You’re trying to be too edgy with your sense of humor. Lame.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2020, 05:19:38 PM
You’re trying to be too edgy with your sense of humor. Lame.

there's no "edge" to that per se....it's more like "schtick"....."edge" is more like say GG Allin I guess or that Nathan For You guy
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Princess L on July 21, 2020, 09:49:19 PM

so, let's talk about this guy Micheal who lost his kid

Michael is likely no longer with us.

Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Tapeworm on July 21, 2020, 10:55:55 PM
i mean- coming this august 28th I will have officially not had sex in 10 years

now, most of that is my fault as well because I've given into my aesexuality (because in reality I was always a aesexual but I would still have sex because I thought that was what I was supposed to do) but still it's nice to do things to a woman...it at least makes you forget how shite life can be

You're gonna regret that later. Know how chicks in their 20s are beyond your old assed reach? It'll be like that, but more so. Soon early 30s will be difficult. Theyll check you out if you're in shape but suddenly you're the moped.

Yes, I'm sure you can get some young nutbar or jellyass, but she's not going to be the wife you could have had. That option is gone and more options are going fast. /charcoal tablet
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Tapeworm on July 21, 2020, 11:15:04 PM
I'm telling you, man. Their legs get skinny, their guts grow, and their tits sag. Some 40yo barslut is going to proudly strip down in front of you, and if you haven't transitioned toward that moment in gradual steps you're going to freak out what lurks beneath. You are in a situation where you are trying to get wood and not think about hairless cats, and her appearance isn't helping either.

It's like crossing the border into Mexico. Omfg people actually live like this?! I didn't know how good I had it.

They say that men age like wine and women age like milk. They say it like it's a good thing for the man. It isn't.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Henda on July 21, 2020, 11:25:14 PM
Poor bloke

Only circumstance would ever consider offing self is if lost my kids, doubt I’d have any motivation for anything in life without them around
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: kreator on July 21, 2020, 11:30:01 PM
I'm telling you, man. Their legs get skinny, their guts grow, and their tits sag. Some 40yo barslut is going to proudly strip down in front of you, and if you haven't transitioned toward that moment in gradual steps you're going to freak out what lurks beneath. You are in a situation where you are trying to get wood and not think about hairless cats, and her appearance isn't helping either.

It's like crossing the border into Mexico. Omfg people actually live like this?! I didn't know how good I had it.

They say that men age like wine and women age like milk. They say it like it's a good thing for the man. It isn't.

Men and women both age like milk, it‘s just that a man can increase his sexual market value through finances and still have high SMV in his 40s as long as he takes care of himself while a woman‘s only SMV lies in her looks which naturally depreciate with time. Some chicks still look good in their 40s but nothing compared to their 20s. 
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Tapeworm on July 22, 2020, 01:56:50 AM
I wouldn't want to use money to attract a woman.

I'm fucking her. That's what's in it for her.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Kwon on July 22, 2020, 01:59:52 AM
Would use money to attract Henda's Hairy Chest though!
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Tapeworm on July 22, 2020, 02:12:47 AM
Ha. I'm too egotistical to think a woman would desire me for any reason besides my bod, my wit,  and my multigasm gifting cock. I'd also accept sexy eyes, lips, voice, or exquisite buns.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Kwon on July 22, 2020, 02:18:26 AM
Ha. I'm too egotistical to think a woman would desire me for any reason besides my bod, my wit,  and my multigasm gifting cock. I'd also accept sexy eyes, lips, voice, or exquisite buns.

You are very desired on Getbig though Tapey!

You are much appreciated here! Without the Getbiggers, Getbig would be nothing!


Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Tapeworm on July 22, 2020, 02:22:41 AM
This I'd pay for. Pussy, no. There's only one conclusion to draw.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 22, 2020, 02:31:11 AM
When did getbig become a meeting place for losers anonymous ???
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Tapeworm on July 22, 2020, 02:46:31 AM
I won't be goaded into post my name, sheep dipper.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Kwon on July 22, 2020, 02:52:11 AM
Getbig has always been a real test if you have a heart or not.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Army of One on July 22, 2020, 02:59:25 AM
When did getbig become a meeting place for losers anonymous ???

January 14th 2006  ;)
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 22, 2020, 03:31:29 AM
I’m not sure what’s going on here.

The dude’s son croaked so ... he’s now living under bridges or whatever.

Okay.

Life’s tough. Everything dies.

Get on with it. Get truckin’. Jam some heavy tunes and put your face to the wind.

You don’t honour your dead by falling to pieces.
This.  Simply changing your beliefs and attitudes about death eliminate these problems.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: D.O.A. on July 22, 2020, 07:41:36 AM
Would use money to attract Henda's Hairy Chest though!
Hahahahaha!!!!!
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Dave D on July 22, 2020, 07:58:04 AM
When did getbig become a meeting place for losers anonymous ???

When?

When?

Are you serious?


LOL
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: johnnynoname on July 22, 2020, 09:18:31 AM
You're gonna regret that later. Know how chicks in their 20s are beyond your old assed reach? It'll be like that, but more so. Soon early 30s will be difficult. Theyll check you out if you're in shape but suddenly you're the moped.

Yes, I'm sure you can get some young nutbar or jellyass, but she's not going to be the wife you could have had. That option is gone and more options are going fast. /charcoal tablet


wife?!.....eww

you're points are well taken.....
as an addendum to this thread about me I like to ask how THE FUCK any man over the age of, say, 35 who hasn't distracted himself with raising kids has not taken the black pill?



EDIT: and for the record I can still (for some odd reason) pull off 33 so I bought myself almost a decade
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Dave D on July 22, 2020, 10:06:48 AM
JNN 10 years is a good run.

See if you can make it to 15.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Army of One on July 22, 2020, 02:53:46 PM
The videos on that channel are brutal...nobody should be living like that in the 21st century


Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Henda on July 22, 2020, 02:56:26 PM
JNN 10 years is a good run.

See if you can make it to 15.

Was it over 10 years ago when jnn announced here he was on his way to let an old man suck his tiddler for money? Fuck that went by fast
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Army of One on July 22, 2020, 02:58:57 PM
Was it over 10 years ago when jnn announced here he was on his way to let an old man suck his tiddler for money? Fuck that went by fast

Wasnt it some director sucked him off to fluff him for a shoot?or was there more than one incident?
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Henda on July 22, 2020, 03:19:15 PM
Wasnt it some director sucked him off to fluff him for a shoot?or was there more than one incident?

My memory is shit so I may have the details wrong mate but I definitely remember the post about being on way to get sucked haha
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: JustPlaneJane on July 22, 2020, 03:44:45 PM
Was it over 10 years ago when jnn announced here he was on his way to let an old man suck his tiddler for money? Fuck that went by fast

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=511525.msg7214919#msg7214919
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: johnnynoname on July 22, 2020, 04:03:08 PM
I can still probably run for office and win


shit- I'm on the same career path as David Souter
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: BB on July 22, 2020, 04:17:56 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=511525.msg7214919#msg7214919

(https://i.gifer.com/3YG4.gif).

Tremendous thread.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 22, 2020, 05:46:16 PM
Don’t need a test to prove I have no heart.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: johnnynoname on July 22, 2020, 05:56:36 PM
(https://i.gifer.com/3YG4.gif).


delet this

 ;D
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: youandme on July 22, 2020, 06:45:21 PM
Men and women both age like milk, it‘s just that a man can increase his sexual market value through finances and still have high SMV in his 40s as long as he takes care of himself while a woman‘s only SMV lies in her looks which naturally depreciate with time. Some chicks still look good in their 40s but nothing compared to their 20s.

True.

Tapeworm is right though. Lol. Their legs get skinny, stomach bigger, tits sag, and hairless kitty. And then if there is light in the room that hits their face right you see the wrinkles. I once got bored and swiped right on a 43 or 45 year old and told her to come over to my place. Yeah no
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: The Scott on July 22, 2020, 07:56:38 PM
I have neither heart nor soul.  What I do possess is contempt for Democrats and cuckolds.  I know...They are one and the same.
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Costanza on July 22, 2020, 08:01:03 PM
True.

Tapeworm is right though. Lol. Their legs get skinny, stomach bigger, tits sag, and hairless kitty. And then if there is light in the room that hits their face right you see the wrinkles. I once got bored and swiped right on a 43 or 45 year old and told her to come over to my place. Yeah no

^
Absolutely QFT...I was sexing a 40yr old single mom for a period of time last year..she's still a good looking woman, would've been a knockout in her early 20s...but she'd be sitting on my couch the following morning before I'd boot her out and the dawn sun would hit her face..she'd age 10+ years in that harsh light.

...she had a c-section birth tho, so the poos was still nice and grippy
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 23, 2020, 12:11:26 AM
January 14th 2006  ;)

How dare thee  >:(
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Humble Narcissist on July 23, 2020, 03:59:46 AM
True.

Tapeworm is right though. Lol. Their legs get skinny, stomach bigger, tits sag, and hairless kitty. And then if there is light in the room that hits their face right you see the wrinkles. I once got bored and swiped right on a 43 or 45 year old and told her to come over to my place. Yeah no
Check out all the gorgeous girls from high school on facebook and be thankful you struck out. ;D
Title: Re: Real test if you have a heart or not
Post by: Army of One on July 23, 2020, 04:09:18 AM
How dare thee  >:(

come thou, we must not bicker when thongs are aplenty!