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ANDUSKY, CO—Steve and Leslie Hendrickson were having movie night last week but the experience was diminished by Leslie's constant question-asking, reports Steve.
"I don't think she realizes that every question she asks is literally going to be answered by the movie if she just watches it," Steve recalled. "Like, that's what stories do. They present questions, then the story answers those questions as the plot progresses. I thought people knew this."
During the 115 minute movie, Leslie asked a total of over 437 questions, Steve claims. That's nearly four questions a minute.
Questions included:
"Oh my gosh, what is that dart stuck in that tree, is that poisonous? I wonder who left it there?"
"Can he trust these guys he's going into the temple with? They seem like they are up to no good."
"Oh no, how is Harrison Ford going to get out of the cave now?"
"What happens if he takes that treasure, something bad? How is he going to get it off of there?"
"Is that big rock going to smoosh him?"
Experts say that the issue of wives not understanding that movies answer most questions by the end of the movie has been a problem for men since movies were invented. "What we need is better education," said Harold Oliver of Trenton University. "Women need to learn from a young age how stories work. And how talking during movies is annoying."
Steve says that, despite the constant questions during movies, he loves his wife and has found a solution that works for both of them. "I've just decided to only watch stupid movies I don't care about with her," Steve said. "Things are going great."
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ANDUSKY, CO—Steve and Leslie Hendrickson were having movie night last week but the experience was diminished by Leslie's constant question-asking, reports Steve.
"I don't think she realizes that every question she asks is literally going to be answered by the movie if she just watches it," Steve recalled. "Like, that's what stories do. They present questions, then the story answers those questions as the plot progresses. I thought people knew this."
During the 115 minute movie, Leslie asked a total of over 437 questions, Steve claims. That's nearly four questions a minute.
Questions included:
"Oh my gosh, what is that dart stuck in that tree, is that poisonous? I wonder who left it there?"
"Can he trust these guys he's going into the temple with? They seem like they are up to no good."
"Oh no, how is Harrison Ford going to get out of the cave now?"
"What happens if he takes that treasure, something bad? How is he going to get it off of there?"
"Is that big rock going to smoosh him?"
Experts say that the issue of wives not understanding that movies answer most questions by the end of the movie has been a problem for men since movies were invented. "What we need is better education," said Harold Oliver of Trenton University. "Women need to learn from a young age how stories work. And how talking during movies is annoying."
Steve says that, despite the constant questions during movies, he loves his wife and has found a solution that works for both of them. "I've just decided to only watch stupid movies I don't care about with her," Steve said. "Things are going great."
LOL In ALL my relationships, it has been completely opposite.
Maybe because all of them have been educated swedish women (KTH and similar) and probably had a bit higher intelligence than the regular american woman.
But i never ASK questions, i just state things during certain scenes.
Like, "look at that tard!" or "You KNOW he's gonna doublecross him later!"
There are times where i have ruined the movie by spoiling the ending without knowing.
I just have to say something during some very obvious scenes.
I also tend to Laugh out Loud in the cinema to my womans dismay.
Her daughter was the one asking questions , but she was 13 years old so understandable.
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LOL In ALL my relationships, it has been completely opposite.
Maybe because all of them have been educated swedish women (KTH and similar) and probably had a bit higher intelligence than the regular american woman.
But i never ASK questions, i just state things during certain scenes.
Like, "look at that tard!" or "You KNOW he's gonna doublecross him later!"
There are times where i have ruined the movie by spoiling the ending without knowing.
I just have to say something during some very obvious scenes.
I also tend to Laugh out Loud in the cinema to my womans dismay.
Her daughter was the one asking questions , but she was 13 years old so understandable.
Sat down with my wife to watch "Sixth Sense" after being told about an amazing twist in the movie and we should watch it.
As soon as the scene switched from him lying bleeding on the bed to him sitting on the bench with the kid my wife said "so is he already dead"?
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Sat down with my wife to watch "Sixth Sense" after being told about an amazing twist in the movie and we should watch it.
As soon as the scene switched from him lying bleeding on the bed to him sitting on the bench with the kid my wife said "so is he already dead"?
LOL! Never happened to me, but then again, i've never been with or dated airheads! :D (maybe once)
(Not saying your wife is one)
But during Netflix-sessions at home, then we both have asked questions during scenes.
My questions are more like statements though, "Aww c'mon, are they really going that path?! I thought this was horror!"
Not in the cinema though, so very different.
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LOL! Never happened to me, but then again, i've never been with or dated airheads! :D (maybe once)
(Not saying your wife is one)
But during Netflix-sessions at home, then we both have asked questions during scenes.
My questions are more like statements though, "Aww c'mon, are they really going that path?! I thought this was horror!"
Not in the cinema though, so very different.
she sussed the plot within 5 minutes, all the way through the movie its obvious hes dead once you know
Hardly a airhead.. ;D
PS, Its also a movie you can never watch twice even though you know the end to every movie once you watch it, its lame when you know the ending
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My gf asked me why the prisoners were going to buttrape Andy Dufrane after he got them beer from the guards on the rooftop.
"Those are different guys, babe. He didn't get them any beer."
10 seconds later: "Is that why they're mad at him?"
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she sussed the plot within 5 minutes, all the way through the movie its obvious hes dead once you know
Hardly a airhead.. ;D
PS, Its also a movie you can never watch twice even though you know the end to every movie once you watch it, its lame when you know the ending
Wait what, she figured out the whole plot after a mere 5 minutes? IMPRESSIVE!
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But if a film or tv show is boring, I set about livening things up. No fruit too low. I'm a one man MST3K, mostly because no one ever joins in. Idk why.
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Wait what, she figured out the whole plot after a mere 5 minutes? IMPRESSIVE!
They gave away the plot in Shutter Island with Di Caprio, I knew he was an inmate after seeing how the guards were looking at him when they first brought him on the island
3 mins 40.
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Stutter Island. Then parrot every line he says in the style of Porky Pig until someone hurls cutlery at me.
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Could a group of stutterers effectively hold a conversation?
What if someone had stuttering and Tourette's? Do you think sign language people get Tourette's?
So pretty much like on here, but you can't log out.
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Could a group of stutterers effectively hold a conversation?
What if someone had stuttering and Tourette's? Do you think sign language people get Tourette's?
So pretty much like on here, but you can't log out.
LOL!
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Could a group of stutterers effectively hold a conversation?
What if someone had stuttering and Tourette's? Do you think sign language people get Tourette's?
So pretty much like on here, but you can't log out.
I once saw two stutterers I used to work with having an argument, both calling each other "sttttttttttuttering twats"
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437 questions during one film is absolutely ridiculous no bloke should ever have to put up with that shit
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What's a woman?
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But if a film or tv show is boring, I set about livening things up. No fruit too low. I'm a one man MST3K, mostly because no one ever joins in. Idk why.
Legit reference - me too 8)
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LOL! Never happened to me, but then again, i've never been with or dated airheads! :D (maybe once)
I'm guilty of dating a few airheads. Not worth it.
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What's a woman?
Something that used to cook, clean, and polish your knob. Now, doesn't do much of that.
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I'm guilty of dating a few airheads. Not worth it.
Care to divulge your creepy fascination with certain Getbig members?
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Fricking bollocks
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Care to divulge your creepy fascination with certain Getbig members?
care to divulge your creepy fascination with me and my preferences?
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care to divulge your creepy fascination with me and my preferences?
What part of that description is a lie?
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Shizzo, since you came back I have left you alone.
Now, you start a fight with me.
Since I don't care about you, or what you have to say, I am no longer going to reply to you.
Hope this helps.
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Shizzo, since you came back I have left you alone.
Now, you start a fight with me.
Since I don't care about you, or what you have to say, I am no longer going to reply to you.
Hope this helps.
I agree to this. It ends here.
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Care to divulge your creepy fascination with certain Getbig members?
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It's shit like this that makes Getbig great. Absolutely hilarious.
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And here i was, saying that Shizzo is ok now with his return, and he starts a fight with FF??
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And here i was, saying that Shizzo is ok now with his return, and he starts a fight with FF??
I didn't start anything. This shit has been going on for years. I'm very lenient on many things. When I call somebody out it's for valid reasons.
For whatever it's worth..... I honestly think you are a good person, but you are still a terrible poster.
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why do people copy/paste articles?
don't they know we have internet?....the fuck is this shit
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why do people copy/paste articles?
don't they know we have internet?....the fuck is this shit
Speaking of terrible posters....
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Speaking of terrible posters....
I would use this post to shit on you but I have no idea who you are
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I would use this post to shit on you but I have no idea who you are
Ask Lee Priest and Booty.
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Speaking of terrible posters....
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I didn't start anything. This shit has been going on for years. I'm very lenient on many things. When I call somebody out it's for valid reasons.
For whatever it's worth..... I honestly think you are a good person, but you are still a terrible poster.
Ahh for fucks sake not this shit again Haha
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My gf asked me why the prisoners were going to buttrape Andy Dufrane after he got them beer from the guards on the rooftop.
"Those are different guys, babe. He didn't get them any beer."
10 seconds later: "Is that why they're mad at him?"
Lol This sounds familiar... Women....
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why do people copy/paste articles?
don't they know we have internet?....the fuck is this shit
you seriously thought I was trying to pass it off as my own, if I had posted the link most people wouldnt have opened it
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you seriously thought I was trying to pass it off as my own, if I had posted the link most people wouldnt have opened it
Yeah exactly, better to paste it in.
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All I know is I will never go to the movies where blacks live. They all talked through the movie and told every character when danger was near.
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you seriously thought I was trying to pass it off as my own, if I had posted the link most people wouldnt have opened it
ANDUSKY, CO-Astute observation of Getbiggers behaviors! Very true. :D
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All I know is I will never go to the movies where blacks live. They all talked through the movie and told every character when danger was near.
Yep, I hate cinemas. I'm very thankful for Netflex.
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They gave away the plot in Shutter Island with Di Caprio, I knew he was an inmate after seeing how the guards were looking at him when they first brought him on the island
3 mins 40.
You notice a pair of handcuffs after he washes his face off? It’s just one pair and then the others hanging are not like handcuffs
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You notice a pair of handcuffs after he washes his face off? It’s just one pair and then the others hanging are not like handcuffs
Great observation!
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