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Title: the end of christmas
Post by: funk51 on August 29, 2020, 12:27:03 PM
 :'( :'( :'( :'(  Santa A. Claus (age unknown) of Easton, passed away on Thursday August 27, 2020. Santa was the husband of Dolores M. (Searfass) and they celebrated their 58th anniversary this past April. Born in Allentown he was the son of the late Patrick F. and Martha M. (Matchette) Allen. Santa had a variety of jobs from Mack Trucks, to fence contracting, and driving truck. His primary occupation for many years was working as Santa Claus at the Concord Mall in Delaware. He was a member of Our Lady of Mercy Catholic Church in Easton, and at the former St. Lawrence the Martyr in North Catasauqua. Santa was a life member of the Tri-Boro Sportsman Club and was extremely well known for his trap shooting accomplishments. He was responsible and participated in raising a sunken barge which was used on the Lehigh Canal. He was a long time member of the Allentown St. Patrick's Parade Committee and the Lehigh County Division 1 Ancient Order of Hibernians where he held all degrees. He was a Fourth Degree Member of Calvary Council #528 of the Lehigh Valley Assembly where he was a past faithful navigator. Santa was the 2004 Exalted Ruler of the Elks Lodge #70 in Binghampton, NY. Santa was a volunteer fireman for 27 years at various fire companies. He was an original member of the Panchos Villains for the Centennial in Hellertown. Surviving with his wife Dolores are his daughters; Christine wife of William Rivera of Lower Saucon, and Colleen wife of Jeffrey Jones of Jim Thorpe formerly of Catasauqua. His sister Colleen wife of Andrew DeFelice of Wesley Chapel, FL. His grandchildren are Amanda wife of Paul Santee, and Dakota (Kody). Great grandchildren; Daysia, Aidan, and MacKenzie, and great great grandson Damien (DJ). A Mass of Christian Burial will be celebrated on Tuesday September 1, 2020 at 10:00AM in St. John Fisher Roman Catholic Church in N. Catasauqua. Calling hours will be on Monday from 6:30-9:00PM and on Tuesday from 8:30-9:30AM in the O'Donnell Funeral Home, 1064 Fifth St. North Catasauqua. In lieu of flowers contributions made in Santa's memory to a charity of your choice.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: IroNat on August 29, 2020, 12:40:48 PM
He died because children stopped believing.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 29, 2020, 01:01:07 PM
There's still Black Santa.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: benchmstr on August 29, 2020, 01:21:45 PM
There's still Black Santa.
Being robbed at gunpoint by a Santa who smells like crack, rage, and rape sounds just delightful.

Bench
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 29, 2020, 01:44:02 PM
Being robbed at gunpoint by a Santa who smells like crack, rage, and rape sounds just delightful.

Bench
Instead of giving you toys, Black Santa steals them.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: IroNat on August 29, 2020, 02:11:46 PM
Instead of giving you toys, Black Santa steals them.

Bad Santa!
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: Methyl m1ke on August 30, 2020, 07:07:19 PM
As an adult im really disturbed by the whole idea of santa sneaking into my house totally bypassing my defenses and doing as he pleases with and my presumed children (i dont have any.) I mean really now and whats next? He flies away on a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer to go spend a year making toys with magic elves??????

Absolute bullshit at best, at worst its a chomo wet dream of some sort.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: epic is back on August 30, 2020, 08:17:02 PM
hey funk

did you vote for obummer in 2008?

dont post a video or meme in response

can you own up to it?
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: SOMEPARTS on August 30, 2020, 11:10:09 PM
hey funk

did you vote for obummer in 2008?

dont post a video or meme in response

can you own up to it?



No, he voted for Biden...Obama was just icing on the cake.  ;D
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: funk51 on August 31, 2020, 05:46:45 AM
hey funk

did you vote for obummer in 2008?

dont post a video or meme in response

can you own up to it?
  mister epic,  how nice to see you're still here.  and why do you care who i voted for?  to be truthful i didn't vote for mister barack obama in either election, not that it's any of your concern. here's a question for you ?  have you ever made a positive remark on here, here being the getbig site. just curious. your sole purpose seems to being either calling people gay, weird a cuck or some other derogatory label or spreading hate, which is fine if that's what makes you happy. i would like to hear some of your gym and contest stories because this is what the site's intention are. start a thread and share a few and i might share some too. this would probably be interesting. if you're good i'll tell you the muscle gypsy story.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 31, 2020, 06:12:33 AM
In the age of secret societies and adrenochrome farming, I'm a little concerned with this guy sneaking into homes in the middle of the night to leave "gifts" for kids.

Always laughing and red in the face, loves kids sitting on his lap, enjoys knowing the secrets of children, wears an elaborate disguise..... SUSPECT.

I would investigate for a trail of hoof marks down on old Jeffrey Epstein's Island. The plot thickens the more we become "woke".

"1"
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: funk51 on August 31, 2020, 06:28:53 AM
In the age of secret societies and adrenochrome farming, I'm a little concerned with this guy sneaking into homes in the middle of the night to leave "gifts" for kids.

Always laughing and red in the face, loves kids sitting on his lap, enjoys knowing the secrets of children, wears an elaborate disguise..... SUSPECT.

I would investigate for a trail of hoof marks down on old Jeffrey Epstein's Island. The plot thickens the more we become "woke".

"1"
                       you might to be onto something there. :o
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: Tapeworm on August 31, 2020, 06:30:01 AM
Come on now, hatters. I played Santa in Belgium many moons ago and it was a positive experience for all. The kids learned to love someone because he gives them material things. Also that Santa, who is really important and whom they love, doesn't speak their language. And that his negro compatriot Zvarte Pieter is there to assist. What a great tradition.

I tried to get out of it but it was fun. One kid came running over and gave me a hug that would not end. "Ok. Alright then. Santa will get you something very special this year! Santa won't forget. Santa promises!" Fuck, I hope his parents got him something good that year.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: funk51 on August 31, 2020, 06:58:14 AM
Come on now, hatters. I played Santa in Belgium many moons ago and it was a positive experience for all. The kids learned to love someone because he gives them material things. Also that Santa, who is really important and whom they love, doesn't speak their language. And that his negro compatriot Zvarte Pieter is there to assist. What a great tradition.

I tried to get out of it but it was fun. One kid came running over and gave me a hug that would not end. "Ok. Alright then. Santa will get you something very special this year! Santa won't forget. Santa promises!" Fuck, I hope his parents got him something good that year.
   that's a nice story and a nice thought, which has no place on a site like this...just kidding great to hear.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 31, 2020, 09:06:16 AM
As an adult im really disturbed by the whole idea of santa sneaking into my house totally bypassing my defenses and doing as he pleases with and my presumed children (i dont have any.) I mean really now and whats next? He flies away on a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer to go spend a year making toys with magic elves??????

Absolute bullshit at best, at worst its a chomo wet dream of some sort.
Pretty sure he visited Epstein Island.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: Darren Avey on August 31, 2020, 10:37:27 AM
Leftys want to abolish Christmas
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: epic is back on August 31, 2020, 10:40:42 AM
  mister epic,  how nice to see you're still here.  and why do you care who i voted for?  to be truthful i didn't vote for mister barack obama in either election, not that it's any of your concern. here's a question for you ?  have you ever made a positive remark on here, here being the getbig site. just curious. your sole purpose seems to being either calling people gay, weird a cuck or some other derogatory label or spreading hate, which is fine if that's what makes you happy. i would like to hear some of your gym and contest stories because this is what the site's intention are. start a thread and share a few and i might share some too. this would probably be interesting. if you're good i'll tell you the muscle gypsy story.

i like you funk

your my best friend

my karma coach told me to make a china friend, and since your the only guy i know from there id like to make friends
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: funk51 on August 31, 2020, 11:45:49 AM
i like you funk

your my best friend

my karma coach told me to make a china friend, and since your the only guy i know from there id like to make friends
                      ;D ;D ;D ;D  serious about the stories though would actually like to hear some of your experiences as a bodybuilder and regular gym goer.     call it epic tales from the gym.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: epic is back on August 31, 2020, 11:52:16 AM
why would i do that?

people here dont understand commitment, sacrifice

long standing goals that you create long term plans for.

phases of plans that you enact in a manner thats exact,

eating like a fucking machine,

treaining like a god damn maniac but also a robot

1 hour on the stepmill
every fucking day to get the "glutes" needed to win

but at same time you have to change it all if things go wrong

its a supreme test of will

people here nor you would understand that

you voted for obummer

even my parents fell for it

free obummer care!!

turned out fantastic right?
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: funk51 on August 31, 2020, 01:05:01 PM
why would i do that?

people here dont understand commitment, sacrifice

long standing goals that you create long term plans for.

phases of plans that you enact in a manner thats exact,

eating like a fucking machine,

treaining like a god damn maniac but also a robot

1 hour on the stepmill
every fucking day to get the "glutes" needed to win

but at same time you have to change it all if things go wrong

its a supreme test of will

people here nor you would understand that

you voted for obummer

even my parents fell for it

free obummer care!!

turned out fantastic right?
         don't put words in my mouth, i really didn't vote for him why would i lie. and sorry to say the health care did work out for me. hate to tell you what my medical bills were for the year. as far as the stories go tell them don't tell them it's up to you. remember no one forced you to do this to yourself. wishing you the best.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: epic is back on August 31, 2020, 01:19:32 PM
i didnt do anything to myself

i set goals i met them and became a champion

exactly what i wanted

what i said is you or others coulnt possibly comprehend any story i tell about it

any lesson to be learned would be lost on you or others

no reason to go into it.

you and others mock great achievements. thats all you know.

you tried it, you failed, so thertefore you mock it.

others on here are gay and dont even train, and others use tons of drugs and still look fat and like garbage

and others just come to troll

i already made it

so i come to troll the weirdos who are on here and dont want anything to do with bodybuilding

yet there are on a bodybuilding site

so is it me thats negative for correcting others intentions in which they dont even understand why they are expressing them?

or for them to not even realize why they are here yet prentend they hate bodybuilding
?

thats why i would never share how hard my journey was.

would be wasted on feeble minds

since 99 percent of posters on here dont bodybuild, no less  compete
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: Methyl m1ke on August 31, 2020, 01:46:17 PM
i didnt do anything to myself

i set goals i met them and became a champion

exactly what i wanted

what i said is you or others coulnt possibly comprehend any story i tell about it

any lesson to be learned would be lost on you or others

no reason to go into it.

you and others mock great achievements. thats all you know.

you tried it, you failed, so thertefore you mock it.

others on here are gay and dont even train, and others use tons of drugs and still look fat and like garbage

and others just come to troll

i already made it

so i come to troll the weirdos who are on here and dont want anything to do with bodybuilding

yet there are on a bodybuilding site

so is it me thats negative for correcting others intentions in which they dont even understand why they are expressing them?

or for them to not even realize why they are here yet prentend they hate bodybuilding
?

thats why i would never share how hard my journey was.

would be wasted on feeble minds

since 99 percent of posters on here dont bodybuild, no less  compete

Tell the story.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: epic is back on August 31, 2020, 02:07:40 PM
only if prime homo  (jay) and straw aka 240 are banned
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: IroNat on August 31, 2020, 02:15:57 PM
                       you might to be onto something there. :o

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I never got a ho like that for Christmas.  :'(
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: oldtimer1 on August 31, 2020, 04:18:47 PM
I loved his three hoes.
Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: B_B_C on September 01, 2020, 07:43:57 AM
As an adult im really aroused by the whole idea of santa sneaking into my house totally bypassing my defenses and doing as he pleases with and to me. I mean really now and whats next? He flies away on a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer to go spend a year making toys with fairies leaving me behind ??????

Absolute raunch at best, at worst its a chomo wet dream of some sort.

Title: Re: the end of christmas
Post by: Humble Narcissist on September 01, 2020, 08:53:31 AM
I never got a ho like that for Christmas.  :'(
She's an elf and a ho, and she's got big tits,a winning combination.  Ho Ho Ho