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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on September 15, 2020, 05:54:26 AM
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31/M/Straight - Not getting much traction and using Gold.
Bio: Glorious Nerd prepared to drive you off into the sunset on the back of a motorcycle during a tropical vacation he won in a Sweepstakes (yep, I’m lucky like that).
Please message me if:
You wanna dress up and go to Comic Con
You have a kind heart, open mind, and wild adventure streak
You’d be just as shy as me if I were to approach you on the street
You live for the experience rather than the photo
You think I am someone you ought to know What are you waiting for? Let’s go 😄
"The bio was done by a professional tbh. What requirments would you take out?
I'm from the New England area or near Providence, RI and south of Boston."
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What a scam.
The paid professionals will just go make a bunch of fake profiles using pics of average looking girls and match and catfish these cucks. The cucks will feel it was money well spent.
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Kenneth the Schnoz.
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Kenneth the Schnoz.
Yeah, he kinda buried the lead in his profile.
It should read like this.....
31/M/Incel who is 51% sure he is still heterosexual.
Bio: Bald geek with giant nose and a below average cock that can no longer get hard because of 20 years of daily porn viewing.
Please message me if:
You have hit the wall and have zero chance of getting a high quality man to marry you.
You want to drain my bank account while you lead me on and fuck other guys behind my back.
You want to have ugly children with me and then get full custody of them in our hasty divorce.
You have completely given up on your dreams and the life you imagined for yourself. Let’s go 😄
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Yeah, he kinda buried the lead in his profile.
It should read like this.....
31/M/Incel who is 51% sure he is still heterosexual.
Bio: Bald geek with giant nose and a below average cock that can no longer get hard because of 20 years of daily porn viewing.
Please message me if:
You have hit the wall and have zero chance of getting a high quality man to marry you.
You want to drain my bank account while you lead me on and fuck other guys behind my back.
You want to have ugly children with me and then get full custody of them in our hasty divorce.
You have completely given up on your dreams and the life you imagined for yourself. Let’s go 😄
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More like Khaneth.
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Dude needs to lift a lot of iron.
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Seems like he's being honest.
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Hahaha what a fucking ugly cunt, Looks like he’s wearing a pair of those novelty glasses with the fake big nose attached
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Hahaha what a fucking ugly cunt, Looks like he’s wearing a pair of those novelty glasses with the fake big nose attached
I'm giving him props on this one.
Dude's a fucking nerd, and his bio says "i'm a fucking nerd, if you're into it, let's go".
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I'm giving him props on this one.
Dude's a fucking nerd, and his bio says "i'm a fucking nerd, if you're into it, let's go".
Yeah, and he has a decent job. A lot of the trashy war pigs out there in the dating market could do a lot worse than him.
I wish him good luck.
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I'm giving him props on this one.
Dude's a fucking nerd, and his bio says "i'm a fucking nerd, if you're into it, let's go".
Yeah, and he has a decent job. A lot of the trashy war pigs out there in the dating market could do a lot worse than him.
I wish him good luck.
Both of you soya boys have made me change my mind on this one.
Most desperate dudes will tell all manner of lies in the hopes of getting laid. This dude is not compromising. He'll die a virgin, but a virgin I can respect.
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I'm giving him props on this one.
Dude's a fucking nerd, and his bio says "i'm a fucking nerd, if you're into it, let's go".
Yeah man. I’m sure army of isolation is a real lady-killer, but give the dude a break. Likely a righteously good dude that won’t ever fuck her over and at least had the means to travel and do shit.
If he shaved the heinous hair and hit some weights every now and then I’m sure he would be fine.
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Yeah man. I’m sure army of isolation is a real lady-killer, but give the dude a break. Likely a righteously good dude that won’t ever fuck her over and at least had the means to travel and do shit.
If he shaved the heinous hair and hit some weights every now and then I’m sure he would be fine.
Yep, he's #0 clippers and 6 months of resistance training away from being Firas Zahabi. Well, lookswise.
Which is why I have little sympathy for whining incels. Especially the Brainy-Not-Brawny Brigade. Do you like women with hot bodies, or at least decent bodies? Well they feel the same way, genius. This weird modern false cosmopolitan dichotomy of being smart and virtuous versus being physically capable is a lie that's generating a whole lot of misery.
The nice thing about being skinny is it really doesn't take much muscle to look decent. He has put in no work at all and concludes the problem is his profile? This is a smart person?
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It didn't work out well for the man who said it in Cobra Kai ... but it applies here ...
That is the ugliest Make-A-Wish kid I've ever seen.
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He’s humble and takes humor in himself so he will catch a few. Just hope the guy doesn’t get d napped and get some cluster nut job case. If he’s smart he won’t fall chump to past their prime hoes looking to be taken care of and chooses the dorky less attractive girl.
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He’s humble and takes humor in himself so he will catch a few. Just hope the guy doesn’t get d napped and get some cluster nut job case. If he’s smart he won’t fall chump to past their prime hoes looking to be taken care of and chooses the dorky less attractive girl.
Unfortunately I’m betting that the first 6/10 that eats his ass also gets his 401k password.
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Yeah, he kinda buried the lead in his profile.
It should read like this.....
31/M/Incel who is 51% sure he is still heterosexual.
Bio: Bald geek with giant nose and a below average cock that can no longer get hard because of 20 years of daily porn viewing.
Please message me if:
You have hit the wall and have zero chance of getting a high quality man to marry you.
You want to drain my bank account while you lead me on and fuck other guys behind my back.
You want to have ugly children with me and then get full custody of them in our hasty divorce.
You have completely given up on your dreams and the life you imagined for yourself. Let’s go 😄
Lmao... So true...
He's got some cash, he'll draw some low quality pigs in.
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Unfortunately I’m betting that the first 6/10 that eats his ass also gets his 401k password.
Lol.
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Yeah, he kinda buried the lead in his profile.
It should read like this.....
31/M/Incel who is 51% sure he is still heterosexual.
Bio: Bald geek with giant nose and a below average cock that can no longer get hard because of 20 years of daily porn viewing.
Please message me if:
You have hit the wall and have zero chance of getting a high quality man to marry you.
You want to drain my bank account while you lead me on and fuck other guys behind my back.
You want to have ugly children with me and then get full custody of them in our hasty divorce.
You have completely given up on your dreams and the life you imagined for yourself. Let’s go 😄
I bet you were standing naked in front of a mirror looking at yourself when trying to cum up with ideas for this post.
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Yeah, he kinda buried the lead in his profile.
It should read like this.....
31/M/Incel who is 51% sure he is still heterosexual.
Bio: Bald geek with giant nose and a below average cock that can no longer get hard because of 20 years of daily porn viewing.
Please message me if:
You have hit the wall and have zero chance of getting a high quality man to marry you.
You want to drain my bank account while you lead me on and fuck other guys behind my back.
You want to have ugly children with me and then get full custody of them in our hasty divorce.
You have completely given up on your dreams and the life you imagined for yourself. Let’s go 😄
LMAO!
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Tinder is a joke. Be good looking and have a halfway decent job for your area and you will kill tons of pussy! I've never even had a bio before. My profile pic is a shirtless picture of me and my ex gf (she's cute as fuck!) on the beach from last summer. It shows all the hoes that I'm cut up, and that I deal with girls who are better looking than they are! Guess what, works like a fucking charm! LOL!
Oh, and I'm expecting to be trolled, so lets go! lol!
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Unfortunately I’m betting that the first 6/10 that eats his ass also gets his 401k password.
There will be no better thing read on the internet today.
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I bet you were standing naked in front of a mirror looking at yourself when trying to cum up with ideas for this post.
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Unfortunately I’m betting that the first 6/10 that eats his ass also gets his 401k password.
lol, epic.......but 6/10 is too generous. I'm thinking 3 or 4 out of 10.
Tinder is a joke. Be good looking and have a halfway decent job for your area and you will kill tons of pussy! I've never even had a bio before. My profile pic is a shirtless picture of me and my ex gf (she's cute as fuck!) on the beach from last summer. It shows all the hoes that I'm cut up, and that I deal with girls who are better looking than they are! Guess what, works like a fucking charm! LOL!
Oh, and I'm expecting to be trolled, so lets go! lol!
I believe you. Based on this post you clearly understand how women think.
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It didn't work out well for the man who said it in Cobra Kai ... but it applies here ...
That is the ugliest Make-A-Wish kid I've ever seen.
How could anyone be that unmanly?
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How could anyone be that unmanly?
JAGO - "Hold my beer"
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Here in brazil all it takes to fuck most girls is taking her out to eat at mcdonalds.
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How could anyone be that unmanly?
By going to a university.
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How could anyone be that unmanly?
JAGO - "Hold my beer"
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Here in brazil all it takes to fuck most girls is taking her out to eat at mcdonalds.
I would be spending lots of time on the beach picking up bikini babes to take to McDonalds.
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I believe you. Based on this post you clearly understand how women think.
Fuck! I was hoping for get destroyed by the best insults Getbig had to offer! :( LOL!
Sadly, what I said is 100% true! A girl I used to hook up with was the one who suggested I do that. She legit said to me "make your profile pic a shirtless picture of you and include a good looking girl in a couple of your pics". She said that it will attract girls who have self confidence issues and that my age and physical appearance will get me any younger girl with daddy issues! LOL Gotta love this chick, as she was spot on with both!
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Fuck! I was hoping for get destroyed by the best insults Getbig had to offer! :( LOL!
Sadly, what I said is 100% true! A girl I used to hook up with was the one who suggested I do that. She legit said to me "make your profile pic a shirtless picture of you and include a good looking girl in a couple of your pics". She said that it will attract girls who have self confidence issues and that my age and physical appearance will get me any younger girl with daddy issues! LOL Gotta love this chick, as she was spot on with both!
She got it from a Seinfeld episode.
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She got it from a Seinfeld episode.
Seinfeld dropped a lot of truth bombs.