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Title: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 23, 2020, 06:32:53 AM: New girl at the office with an ass like whoa

Perfect tits and a youthful glow

Asked the bitch out and she said she'd go

We got something to eat then took in a show

Went back to my crib and she gave me a blow

Swallowed my cock like a dick suckin' pro

I destroyed her puss like it was ground zero

Recorded the whole thing on my iPhone pro

Nutted on her face then told her to go

She started to cry when I called her a ho

Monday at work will be awkward fo sho
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: IroNat on October 23, 2020, 06:34:57 AM: You got promise, bro.
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Kwon on October 23, 2020, 06:40:21 AM: Love it!

Keep spreading the message!
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: harmankardon1 on October 23, 2020, 07:05:58 AM: Lol love it! :D
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Howard on October 23, 2020, 07:51:51 AM: Right up there with " He who smelt it, dealt it. " ;D
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Grape Ape on October 23, 2020, 08:05:39 AM: ground zero line throws off the whole flow

please rewrite asap
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on October 23, 2020, 08:17:59 AM: The ground zero line works better if you follow it up with GoPro Hero.
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Kwon on October 23, 2020, 08:26:33 AM: Quote from: Walter Sobchak on October 23, 2020, 08:17:59 AM
The ground zero line works better if you follow it up with GoPro Hero.

Didn't expect our Walter to be a professional rappeur! :D
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on October 23, 2020, 08:43:31 AM: Quote from: Kwon on October 23, 2020, 06:40:21 AM
Love it!

Keep spreading the gift ~~message!~~
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 23, 2020, 09:18:28 AM: Quote from: Grape Ape on October 23, 2020, 08:05:39 AM
ground zero line throws off the whole flow

please rewrite asap

Will consider.
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: sync pulse on October 23, 2020, 09:26:54 AM: Unfortunately your poem is not mitigated by an amusing physical comedy sequence...
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Megalodon on October 23, 2020, 09:47:17 AM: Quote from: Pray_4_War on October 23, 2020, 09:18:28 AM
Will consider.

Works if it's written and pronounced 'z-row' and would add an alternative spelling and pronunciation element, so popular in urban communities.
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: funk51 on October 23, 2020, 09:58:39 AM: Quote from: Pray_4_War on October 23, 2020, 06:32:53 AM
New girl at the office with an ass like whoa

Perfect tits and a youthful glow

Asked the bitch out and she said she'd go

We got something to eat then took in a show

Went back to my crib and she gave me a blow

Swallowed my cock like a dick suckin' pro

I destroyed her puss like it was ground zero

Recorded the whole thing on my iPhone pro

Nutted on her face then told her to go

She started to cry when I called her a ho

Monday at work will be awkward fo sho
should call it "Ode to a Cum Receptacle" this is as good as anything robert frost did.
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 23, 2020, 10:27:06 AM: The Pulitzer Prize is in my future, and then maybe the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: joswift on October 23, 2020, 11:02:14 AM: there once was a man from Bombay
who made a *unt out of clay
The heat from his prick turned the clay into brick
and wore his foreskin away.
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Humble Narcissist on October 23, 2020, 11:18:41 AM: Where would we be without poets?
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: joswift on October 24, 2020, 08:46:47 AM: Quote from: Humble Narcissist on October 23, 2020, 11:18:41 AM
Where would we be without poets?

I would write something but I cant think of anything that rhymes with poets..
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: robcguns on October 24, 2020, 09:19:05 AM: Pretty fucking good
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on October 24, 2020, 11:25:04 AM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=669181.0;attach=1280120;image)

This asshole’s parents should be imprisoned for raising such a disgusting, useless, vile piece of shit.

This know-it-all semen receptacle is the 30-something year old version of PrimePedo.
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on October 24, 2020, 11:29:42 AM: You be a poet I guess you do know it :)
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on October 24, 2020, 11:35:41 AM: Somedays are good,
Somedays are bad.
Others will leave you,
Feeling quite sad
But never forget,
At the end of the day.
You're just a phaggot,
No matter what you say.
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Zillotch on October 24, 2020, 12:26:47 PM: Quote from: Pray_4_War on October 23, 2020, 06:32:53 AM
New girl at the office with an ass like whoa

Perfect tits and a youthful glow

Asked the bitch out and she said she'd go

We got something to eat then took in a show

Went back to my crib and she gave me a blow

Swallowed my cock like a dick suckin' pro

I destroyed her puss like it was ground zero

Recorded the whole thing on my iPhone pro

Nutted on her face then told her to go

She started to cry when I called her a ho

Monday at work will be awkward fo sho

probably a masterpiece
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 24, 2020, 03:07:58 PM: Roses are red, violets are blue

I only fuck girls age 18 to 22
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: conflicted on October 24, 2020, 04:03:44 PM: Tears Are Showing
By Weird Branch Warrenvic

----------

I train the opposite way I should..
Swinging and throwing the weights..
My muscles take on a brand new look..
Momentum training..
It's retard training..

Oh no, tears are showing..
Oh no, tears are showing..
Oh no, tears are showing..

Something just snapped as I scream in pain..
Fucked myself up yet again..
Torn muscles everywhere fucking shame..
Momentum training..
It's retard training..

Oh no, tears are showing..
Oh no, tears are showing (whoo oh)..
Oh no, tears are showing (whoo oh)..
I wanna cry..

Momentum training (yeah)..
It's retard training (there's a tear in my quad)..
Momentum training..
It's retard training..

Oh no, tears are showing..
Oh no, tears are showing (whoo oh)..
Oh no, tears are showing (there's a tear in my pecs)..
Oh no, tears are showing (they're showing in my bis)..
Oh no, tears are showing (no no, showing in my tris)..
Oh no, tears are showing..
Oh no, no, showing, oh, (they're showing in my delts)..
Oh no, tears are showing (they're showing in my lats)..
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: dearth on October 24, 2020, 05:05:16 PM: Gay 4 pay, did you give Rudy any insider tips on this encounter?

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Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Primemuscle on October 24, 2020, 05:34:38 PM: Quote from: joswift on October 24, 2020, 08:46:47 AM

I would write something but I cant think of anything that rhymes with poets..

Where would we be without poets

Sad

We'd be folks without merit

Plus

We'd lose all their artistic benefits

And

Our intellect would be in the proverbial toilet
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 25, 2020, 07:33:01 AM: Quote from: dearth on October 24, 2020, 05:05:16 PM
Gay 4 pay, did you give Rudy any insider tips on this encounter?

No. If I would have been advising him he would have closed the deal.
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Coach is Back! on October 27, 2020, 02:28:55 PM: I’ve got one...
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Matt on October 27, 2020, 02:38:26 PM: Quote from: Howard on October 23, 2020, 07:51:51 AM
Right up there with " He who smelt it, dealt it. " ;D

You're Jewish. How do you like this poem?:

"Her clit - tastes delish.
Her clit - smells like FISH!"
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Howard on October 27, 2020, 02:47:30 PM: * The epic saga of Get Big

People who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit in little balls

People who read those words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit.
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Howard on October 27, 2020, 02:49:47 PM: Quote from: Matt on October 27, 2020, 02:38:26 PM
You're Jewish. How do you like this poem?:

"Her clit - tastes delish.
Her clit - smells like FISH!"
or we go with the non rhyme get big verse:

Howard could be a screwing a super model and it would still suck...because Howard was doing it. :D
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Pasita on December 16, 2020, 06:06:15 AM: LOL, that's trash. I mean, dude, you'd better look for a job because you don't have a talent and no chances at all. As far as I can judge, you haven't finished college but you can try to look for a job here https://uk.jooble.org/jobs-trainee-biomedical-scientist (https://uk.jooble.org/jobs-trainee-biomedical-scientist) Many of my friends have found it on this site and I think that you also can do it
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: Kwon on December 16, 2020, 06:16:54 AM: Quote from: Pray_4_War on October 23, 2020, 06:32:53 AM
New girl at the office with an ass like whoa

Perfect tits and a youthful glow

Asked the bitch out and she said she'd go

We got something to eat then took in a show

Went back to my crib and she gave me a blow

Swallowed my cock like a dick suckin' pro

I destroyed her puss like it was ground zero

Recorded the whole thing on my iPhone pro

Nutted on her face then told her to go

She started to cry when I called her a ho

Monday at work will be awkward fo sho

Love it
Title: Re: I quit my job to pursue a career as a poet. What do you think of my art?
Post by: King Shizzo on December 18, 2020, 09:22:39 AM: Quote from: Pray_4_War on October 23, 2020, 06:32:53 AM
New girl at the office with an ass like whoa

Perfect tits and a youthful glow

Asked the bitch out and she said she'd go

We got something to eat then took in a show

Went back to my crib and she gave me a blow

Swallowed my cock like a dick suckin' pro

I destroyed her puss like it was ground zero

Recorded the whole thing on my iPhone pro

Nutted on her face then told her to go

She started to cry when I called her a ho

Monday at work will be awkward fo sho
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