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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: evacnam on January 13, 2021, 02:13:01 PM
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So 2 fridays ago Im doing nothing. I havent dated in years and dont plan to because facts are facts, Im not a real good catch for women and I accept that, and Im also doing fine on my own.
Anyways, I go on tinder. This 43 year old gal matches me. Now she is quite attractive and has a giant rack. She comes over to my place, and Im pretty baffled as to why she doesnt have a guy and what she is doing here. The night goes on and we are fooling around on the couch and she smells my shirt. She asks "do you use Gain laundry detergent?" I answer that I do and ask waht thats about. She replies "people on welfare use Gain". Now Im all over this cause as people on here know Im on the SAID program which is the disability version linked to welfare. I tell her to go on tell me more. She says welfare people and poor people use Gain to mask the smell of their low income stinky houses and clothing. I tell her to go on and I get up and go to my drawer of stuff. I pull out a welfare pay stub and hand it to her. She turns 9 shades of white. I point to the door and tell her to hit the fukin road.
Andddddddddddd another 7 years before I try a date
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Pics?
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Pics?
sure gimme 2 seconds
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obviously not getbig standards but truthfully way outta my league
sorry for not giant rack pic
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Bitches will be bitches. You should have fucked her in the ass, came in her face and hair and then handed her the welfare stub.
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You won't get punted Mr Mancave.
You are welcome here on Getbig
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obviously not getbig standards but truthfully way outta my league
sorry for not giant rack pic
Looks like she has a hairy pussy. Which town are you in?
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Bitches will be bitches. You should have fucked her in the ass, came in her face and hair and then handed her the welfare stub.
:D :D :D goldYou won't get punted Mr Mancave.
You are welcome here on Getbig
thank you great Kwon
Looks like she has a hairy pussy. Which town are you in?
Im Canadian
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She looks decent shame she’s a cunt
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Another great Canadian like our own Matt Canning
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oh ironic part
she is a dental assistant now
says she was an escort for 10 years. Knew the lingo and I absolutely believe she was
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Moral of the story? Always buy Tide.
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Moral of the story? Always buy Tide.
I actually bought Tide unscented next trip to grocery storre
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Looks like she has a hairy pussy. Which town are you in?
She looks like she doesn't shave her pits either.
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:D :D :D :D :D :D
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So 2 fridays ago Im doing nothing. I havent dated in years and dont plan to because facts are facts, Im not a real good catch for women and I accept that, and Im also doing fine on my own.
Anyways, I go on tinder. This 43 year old gal matches me. Now she is quite attractive and has a giant rack. She comes over to my place, and Im pretty baffled as to why she doesnt have a guy and what she is doing here. The night goes on and we are fooling around on the couch and she smells my shirt. She asks "do you use Gain laundry detergent?" I answer that I do and ask waht thats about. She replies "people on welfare use Gain". Now Im all over this cause as people on here know Im on the SAID program which is the disability version linked to welfare. I tell her to go on tell me more. She says welfare people and poor people use Gain to mask the smell of their low income stinky houses and clothing. I tell her to go on and I get up and go to my drawer of stuff. I pull out a welfare pay stub and hand it to her. She turns 9 shades of white. I point to the door and tell her to hit the fukin road.
Andddddddddddd another 7 years before I try a date
Go way gimmick
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obviously not getbig standards but truthfully way outta my league
sorry for not giant rack pic
It’s she’s out of your league. I’m afraid to see who is in it.
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oh ironic part
she is a dental assistant now
says she was an escort for 10 years. Knew the lingo and I absolutely believe she was
A former escort who knows moderately priced laundry soap by scent spent enough time at your place to get comfortable only left when you deftly threw your welfare check in her face........ what else happened?
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She's cute, would hit.
I use Gain too and i have a professional job as an engineer. ;D
It's cheap.
I guess she likes the guys who waste money on silly things like "sustainable" laundry detergent for Whole Foods.
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It’s she’s out of your league. I’m afraid to see who is in it.
k first of all, not all guys look like you. You look amazing. Im a straight guy and may have gotten a parsh at your pics. Second of all, man, I said Im 55 and on welfare. They arent exactly bursting through the door. Also, I have a rock bottom low sex drive, which has worked in my favor as it allowed me to focus on getting my mental health in order instead of chasing women. This is a 5 day old pic of me. Are you gonna bang this door down if you are a woman? Im realistic about who I am
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A former escort who knows moderately priced laundry soap by scent spent enough time at your place to get comfortable only left when you deftly threw your welfare check in her face........ what else happened?
nothing, what else were you thinking happened?
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Bitches will be bitches. You should have fucked her in the ass, came in her face and hair and then handed her the welfare stub.
You must have been a guidance counselor in another life. I have tears streaming down my fucking face.
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k first of all, not all guys look like you. You look amazing. Im a straight guy and may have gotten a parsh at your pics. Second of all, man, I said Im 55 and on welfare. They arent exactly bursting through the door. Also, I have a rock bottom low sex drive, which has worked in my favor as it allowed me to focus on getting my mental health in order instead of chasing women. This is a 5 day old pic of me. Are you gonna bang this door down if you are a woman? Im realistic about who I am
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Not trying to act gay or anything, but you're a good looking guy. Not a slouch whatsoever..
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Not trying to act gay or anything, but you're a good looking guy. Not a slouch whatsoever..
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thanks man
would let you spoon me
hmmm did I say that out loud?
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nothing, what else were you thinking happened?
Thought you were a gimmick, didn’t realize it was you. Looking good bro, love the Cosmo Kramer painting!
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Avesher please post the giant rack pick
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Avesher please post the giant rack pick
bah i dont have it Im sorry :(
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k first of all, not all guys look like you. You look amazing. Im a straight guy and may have gotten a parsh at your pics. Second of all, man, I said Im 55 and on welfare. They arent exactly bursting through the door. Also, I have a rock bottom low sex drive, which has worked in my favor as it allowed me to focus on getting my mental health in order instead of chasing women. This is a 5 day old pic of me. Are you gonna bang this door down if you are a woman? Im realistic about who I am
2021 is suddenly looking much better - welcome back 8)
ps - f**k her - try again
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2021 is suddenly looking much better - welcome back 8)
ps - f**k her - try again
thanks man
for you guys i will put an effort in and get pics
un less I get banned again then obviously not
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Go way gimmick
Damn, looks like your stupid ass was wrong again. Why is no one surprised?
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k first of all, not all guys look like you. You look amazing. Im a straight guy and may have gotten a parsh at your pics. Second of all, man, I said Im 55 and on welfare. They arent exactly bursting through the door. Also, I have a rock bottom low sex drive, which has worked in my favor as it allowed me to focus on getting my mental health in order instead of chasing women. This is a 5 day old pic of me. Are you gonna bang this door down if you are a woman? Im realistic about who I am
Damn Josh. Didn’t know this was your account. Now I get why you know Ron will ban you. How’s it going man? How’s potato? Any photos of the little dude?
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Why is he on autoban? LOL
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Don’t be so hard on yourself! ( that chick “ ain’t “ nothing great/special) some old “ sex worker “ that should be put out to pasture ... hang in there man! ( much better girls coming your way!)
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Damn Josh. Didn’t know this was your account. Now I get why you know Ron will ban you. How’s it going man? How’s potato? Any photos of the little dude?
Potato passed away just shy of 2 years ago now. Absolutely devastating, I was shot for a long time. Now Gazoo is here, there is a video earlier in this thread with him. He is half english/half french bulldog and an absolute blast. Happy all the time.
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Why is he on autoban? LOL
just get here ? :D
here are Potato(RIP) and Gazoo
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just get here ? :D
I don't remember the story of why you were banned before or whatever. Tell us how that went down.
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I don't remember the story of why you were banned before or whatever. Tell us how that went down.
story? pluralize that to the power of 77
theres wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too many reasons I get banned here
all justified.
I did lots of shitty stupid things
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I don't remember the story of why you were banned before or whatever. Tell us how that went down.
Hahaha - which time? 10 page thread, easy
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Give me the overview and average instance of cause. LOL.
Seriously, I have seen your name posted by others, but never knew why you were booted.
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Give me the overview and average instance of cause. LOL.
Seriously, I have seen your name posted by others, but never knew why you were booted.
main cause
outing peoples personal info and phoning them or their family
lots of stupid threats
i guess that really is 95% of it
got it in my head chaos was running the walter sobchak account and targeting me
lost my marbles, tracked down his info, contacted his wife, phoned his mom
really really stupid shit
as I look back Im super lucky chaos didnt live near me I would have been a blot on the pavement
many other examples
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Don’t be so hard on yourself! ( that chick “ ain’t “ nothing great/special) some old “ sex worker “ that should be put out to pasture ... hang in there man! ( much better girls coming your way!)
right on Mike
My success rate would rise if I had your build
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Potato passed away just shy of 2 years ago now. Absolutely devastating, I was shot for a long time. Now Gazoo is here, there is a video earlier in this thread with him. He is half english/half french bulldog and an absolute blast. Happy all the time.
Damn. Sorry to hear that. Glad you’re doing better now.
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Josh what`s up bud?
Glad to see you back to liven this joint up.
On a sidenote,I would have fucked her deep in the ass before throwing her out.
Just sayin` ! ;D
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Josh what`s up bud?
Glad to see you back to liven this joint up.
On a sidenote,I would have fucked her deep in the ass before throwing her out.
Just sayin` ! ;D
no more livening up the joint
Im enjoying this low key quiet life immensely
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no more livening up the joint
Im enjoying this low key quiet life immensely
I killed my mailman yesterday ! ;D
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I killed my mailman yesterday ! ;D
standard Tuesday for Wes :D
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standard Tuesday for Wes :D
Run of the mill. LOL ;D
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no more livening up the joint
Im enjoying this low key quiet life immensely
Good to hear!
I killed my mailman yesterday ! ;D
standard Tuesday for Wes :D
LMAO!
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I'm sorry but this little known thread may be the best so far this year. Even if the story is fake, consider the imagination it took to come up with it. It's easy to dance to, has a good rhythm, and the people seem to like it. I give it an 8
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I'm sorry but this little known thread may be the best so far this year. Even if the story is fake, consider the imagination it took to come up with it. It's easy to dance to, has a good rhythm, and the people seem to like it. I give it an 8
Great post write-up.
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I'm sorry but this little known thread may be the best so far this year. Even if the story is fake, consider the imagination it took to come up with it. It's easy to dance to, has a good rhythm, and the people seem to like it. I give it an 8
The first page of this thread had tears running down my face.
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The Legend Returns. Welcome back!
P.S. I use Gain.
This is a good alternative. She won't talk shit or get fat.
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This thread is such a total breath of fresh air. Thank you! It is just what Getbig has been seriously lacking for far too long. And, it has an exceptionally handsome mascot. The one that shovels snow. :)
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Let her know you have changed detergents,
but you still have some Gain left if she needs to douche out her downmarket whore twat.
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The Legend Returns. Welcome back!
P.S. I use Gain.
This is a good alternative. She won't talk shit or get fat.
Who cleans them out? is there a service where someone will come by once a day to clean out the dried jizz?
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Who cleans them out? is there a service where someone will come by once a day to clean out the dried jizz?
Yes, you call Primemuscle and he cleans them with his mouth.
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Jizzmoppers Inc. We beat feet to scrub your skeet.
Not to flip flop but we might need those Mexican migrants after all. ZipRecruiter, as in ZilchRecruiter. I just can't anymore alone these 20 hour days. Pls help.
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Jizzmoppers Inc. We beat feet to scrub your skeet.
Not to flip flop but we might need those Mexican migrants after all. ZipRecruiter, as in ZilchRecruiter. I just can't anymore alone these 20 hour days. Pls help.
We am got the hope Bro...
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what else does she expect a getbigger to use. you should do a commercial for gain.
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She looks like she doesn't shave her pits either.
Go on.....
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The Legend Returns. Welcome back!
P.S. I use Gain.
This is a good alternative. She won't talk shit or get fat.
If I had the money I would snap buy one of thee real dolls
May as well, might be all I get til my days are done :D
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