Getbig Bodybuilding, Figure and Fitness Forums

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: FitnessFrenzy on January 19, 2021, 03:27:46 PM

Title: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 19, 2021, 03:27:46 PM
As I remember, having your prostate massaged can be erotically mind blowing, if done right. -Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are.

Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Henda on January 19, 2021, 03:33:34 PM
Fucking vile
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Chidoman on January 19, 2021, 03:40:00 PM
(https://i51.photozi.com/images/UkUpy.gif) (https://www.photozi.com/image/UkUpy)
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: evacnam on January 19, 2021, 03:46:09 PM
who cares, everyone has different preferences. 
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Les Grossman on January 19, 2021, 03:51:15 PM
What in the holy fuck, Batman?
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 19, 2021, 04:08:04 PM
Good friend of mine lets his wife massage his prostate while blowing him.

Says it's amazing.

 ;D
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Kwon on January 19, 2021, 04:09:23 PM
(https://i51.photozi.com/images/UkUpy.gif) (https://www.photozi.com/image/UkUpy)

Nice one Chido!

(https://www.photozi.com/images/MDABU.gif)(https://64.media.tumblr.com/15e3dfe9e05ec59817680b6162a47a74/ad9316d06c5a252d-20/s400x600/9dcf3800810d6ce144e1c4d2acf691810d7a4842.gifv)
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Taffin on January 19, 2021, 04:25:22 PM
Good friend of mine lets his wife massage his prostate while blowing him.

Says it's amazing.

 ;D

(https://i.postimg.cc/6p0vwNmm/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 19, 2021, 04:39:55 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/6p0vwNmm/giphy.gif)

 ;)
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: AbrahamG on January 19, 2021, 04:49:13 PM
who cares, everyone has different preferences.

Exactly.  You'll notice that Prime owns lots of real estate in lots of minds around these parts. 
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Les Grossman on January 19, 2021, 04:52:38 PM
Good friend of mine lets his wife massage his prostate while blowing him.

Says it's amazing.

 ;D

Outed....ewwww!
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: JustPlaneJane on January 19, 2021, 04:58:22 PM
Exactly.  You'll notice that Prime owns lots of real estate in lots of minds around these parts.

Since when does having every member of Getbig think you’re a disgusting, perverted, senile, soggy old queer pedo constitute owning real estate in someone’s mind ?

Your fucked up coping mechanisms suggest that there is something seriously wrong with you and your life choices.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: AbrahamG on January 19, 2021, 04:59:22 PM
Since when does having every member of Getbig think you’re a disgusting, perverted, senile, soggy old queer pedo constitute owning real estate in someone’s mind ?

Your fucked up coping mechanisms suggest that there is something seriously wrong with you and your life choices.

See what I mean Josh?
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: evacnam on January 19, 2021, 05:00:11 PM
Since when does having every member of Getbig think you’re a disgusting, perverted, senile, soggy old queer pedo constitute owning real estate in someone’s mind ?

Your fucked up coping mechanisms suggest that there is something seriously wrong with you and your life choices.

here
knock yourself out with this one
I let a guy blow me once--yes knowingly

who gives a shit? Doesnt affect your life does it?
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: AbrahamG on January 19, 2021, 05:01:53 PM
here
knock yourself out with this one
I let a guy blow me once--yes knowingly

who gives a shit? Doesnt affect your life does it?

LMFAO.  19 days into the new year and you are a lock for Comeback Getbigger of the Year!
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: evacnam on January 19, 2021, 05:04:16 PM
LMFAO.  19 days into the new year and you are a lock for Comeback Getbigger of the Year!

 :D
hahahha I dont care if people know my past or present. Im an open book
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: JustPlaneJane on January 19, 2021, 05:15:55 PM
here
knock yourself out with this one
I let a guy blow me once--yes knowingly

who gives a shit? Doesnt affect your life does it?

And now you’ve let AbrahamG’s secret out of the bag.

Meh, bragging about gay sexual escapades for attention is so “2015 Shizzo”.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: AbrahamG on January 19, 2021, 05:18:14 PM
And now you’ve let AbrahamG’s secret out of the bag.

Meh, bragging about gay sexual escapades for attention is so “2015 Shizzo”.

You got me Janey Cakes.  How will I ever recover?
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: evacnam on January 19, 2021, 05:22:23 PM
And now you’ve let AbrahamG’s secret out of the bag.

Meh, bragging about gay sexual escapades for attention is so “2015 Shizzo”.

theres a difference between bragging and making a point that preferences are irrelevant
but hey, your preferences are just to argue with people and out their personal info
Thats so avesher 2015
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: King Shizzo on January 19, 2021, 05:55:43 PM
...
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: JustPlaneJane on January 19, 2021, 06:46:36 PM
theres a difference between bragging and making a point that preferences are irrelevant
but hey, your preferences are just to argue with people and out their personal info
Thats so avesher 2015

My preference is Getbig without you.

You always thought you were something special, when really all you are is a Canadian version of Shizzo with a Parkinson’s stutter.

Except even Shizzo didn’t threaten a small child. You’re pathetic, fuck off back to whatever shithole you crawled out of. Your act is old and stale.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: King Shizzo on January 19, 2021, 06:49:07 PM
My preference is Getbig without you.

You always thought you were something special, when really all you are is a Canadian version of Shizzo with a Parkinson’s stutter.

Except even Shizzo didn’t threaten a small child. You’re pathetic, fuck off back to whatever shithole you crawled out of. Your act is old and stale.
...

Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: AbrahamG on January 19, 2021, 06:50:33 PM
My preference is Getbig without you.

You always thought you were something special, when really all you are is a Canadian version of Shizzo with a Parkinson’s stutter.

Except even Shizzo didn’t threaten a small child. You’re pathetic, fuck off back to whatever shithole you crawled out of. Your act is old and stale.

Small point of contention.  Shizzo blew a dude(s).  Josh was blown by a dude.  Josh > Shizzo.

Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: evacnam on January 19, 2021, 06:52:28 PM
My preference is Getbig without you.

You always thought you were something special, when really all you are is a Canadian version of Shizzo with a Parkinson’s stutter.

Except even Shizzo didn’t threaten a small child. You’re pathetic, fuck off back to whatever shithole you crawled out of. Your act is old and stale.
:D :D :D

I gotta get me some shizzo gifs for responses since Im the Canadian shizzo
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: King Shizzo on January 19, 2021, 06:53:17 PM
Lol!
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: King Shizzo on January 19, 2021, 07:02:37 PM
Small point of contention.  Shizzo blew a dude(s).  Josh was blown by a dude.  Josh > Shizzo.
Bullshit. The only thing blown by me was bubble gum or a ceiling fan. A switch, not a tongue.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: AbrahamG on January 19, 2021, 07:03:30 PM
Bullshit. The only thing blown by me was bubble gum or a ceiling fan. A switch, not a tongue.

No matter what your therapist tells you, you cannot unsuck a cock.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: King Shizzo on January 19, 2021, 07:05:11 PM
No matter what your therapist tells you, you cannot unsuck a cock.
...

Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Disgusted on January 19, 2021, 07:06:31 PM
Gayer than the 1890's.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: evacnam on January 19, 2021, 07:07:18 PM
Bullshit. The only thing blown by me was bubble gum or a ceiling fan. A switch, not a tongue.

even if you did who cares
its a free world if people wanna judge let em judge
doesnt affect your life. Its their low self esteem that makes them attack you for being you

trust me I know--I attacked people for years. I know what goes on in the heads of people like planejane

big difference was I didnt cower behind a screenname and do it. I made it VERY plain who and where I was
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: King Shizzo on January 19, 2021, 07:09:22 PM
even if you did who cares
its a free world if people wanna judge let em judge
doesnt affect your life. Its their low self esteem that makes them attack you for being you

trust me I know--I attacked people for years. I know what goes on in the heads of people like planejane

big difference was I didnt cower behind a screenname and do it. I made it VERY plain who and where I was
....

Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: evacnam on January 19, 2021, 07:10:07 PM
....

 :D :D :D

Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on January 19, 2021, 07:14:05 PM
Good friend of mine lets his wife massage his prostate while blowing him.

Says it's amazing.

 ;D


It's not amazing IMO. It's uncomfortable is what it is.

There is zero pleasure - in fact, it's hard to stay hard when a chick is blowing you if she (or a colleague) has a finger in your ass.

It IS better when you blow - but I put that down to the fact you did it despite the finger in your ass and you are relieved that the gloves are coming off.

Anyone that's not tried this, isn't missing out on anything.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: King Shizzo on January 19, 2021, 07:15:07 PM

It's not amazing IMO. It's uncomfortable is what it is.

There is zero pleasure - in fact, it's hard to stay hard when a chick is blowing you if she (or a colleague) has a finger in your ass.

It IS better when you blow - but I put that down to the fact you did it despite the finger in your ass and you are relieved that the gloves are coming off.

Anyone that's not tried this, isn't missing out on anything.
Is that on the menu at Chipotle?
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on January 19, 2021, 07:34:25 PM
Is that on the menu at Chipotle?

Yes - but I wouldn't advise ordering at the drive-thru
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: King Shizzo on January 19, 2021, 07:37:49 PM
Yes - but I wouldn't advise ordering at the drive-thru
Then it would be contactless delivery.
We can't have that
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Primemuscle on January 19, 2021, 11:51:37 PM
LMFAO.  19 days into the new year and you are a lock for Comeback Getbigger of the Year!

Boy oh boy....have you got that right.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Primemuscle on January 19, 2021, 11:54:15 PM
Small point of contention.  Shizzo blew a dude(s).  Josh was blown by a dude.  Josh > Shizzo.

That's a stretch....geographicall y.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 20, 2021, 12:43:33 AM
"Stop resisting, tbombz, and come to uncle Primemuscle. It only hurts if you keep resisting!"


Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 20, 2021, 12:56:50 AM
There is zero pleasure - in fact, it's hard to stay hard when a chick is blowing you if she (or a colleague) has a finger in your ass

Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: kreator on January 20, 2021, 01:10:39 AM
I need to rinse my eyes with holy water
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Rascal full on January 20, 2021, 01:42:35 AM
Jane vs Josh wow wish I could sell tickets for this one. Surely one for the ages, King Kong vs Godzilla would be on the undercard with this as the main event. Good vs evil or just bad-ass vs bad-ass? Jane the avenging angel, she scalped Xfactor and Primemuscle in one fell swoop.  Josh the Pennywise of getbig, a man who has made more unwanted phone calls than the entire double-glazing industry.

Then there is the whole dick-sucking thing and does it matter? Yes? No? What do the fans think?

Ps no Shizzo you can't be special guest referee. You are a jobber, a ham and egger. You are the pasty, fat slob that gets annihilated in three moves. Know your role.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Tapeworm on January 20, 2021, 01:56:57 AM
I need to rinse my eyes with holy water

I can't see how that's hot at all but ok. It makes no difference what your sexual preferences are.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: BBSSchlemiel on January 20, 2021, 02:37:34 AM
Nice one Chido!

(https://www.photozi.com/images/MDABU.gif)(https://64.media.tumblr.com/15e3dfe9e05ec59817680b6162a47a74/ad9316d06c5a252d-20/s400x600/9dcf3800810d6ce144e1c4d2acf691810d7a4842.gifv)

I think you need help. Are you addicted to internet porn? Your silly shenanigans are played out.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: wes on January 20, 2021, 02:49:41 AM
:D :D :D

I gotta get me some shizzo gifs for responses since Im the Canadian shizzo
"The Canadian Shizzo"......I like that,kinda has a nice ring to it !!  LOL   ;D
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 20, 2021, 02:59:04 AM
Gayer than the 1890's.
:D
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Bindare_Dundat on January 20, 2021, 03:07:06 AM
:D
hahahha I dont care if people know my past or present. Im an open book

youre more like a gaping asshole.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: wes on January 20, 2021, 03:12:24 AM

It's not amazing IMO. It's uncomfortable is what it is.

There is zero pleasure - in fact, it's hard to stay hard when a chick is blowing you if she (or a colleague) has a finger in your ass.

It IS better when you blow - but I put that down to the fact you did it despite the finger in your ass and you are relieved that the gloves are coming off.

Anyone that's not tried this, isn't missing out on anything.
You have no fucking clue what you are talking about unless of course the chick was Roseann Barr

I think I`d more than likely let Jennifer Lopez finger or tongue my asshole,or both if she wanted to while she was giving me head ......if you wouldn`t let her, or you wouldn`t admit to this, you`re either a fucking liar or a virgin.

I`d brag abut that shit and shout it from the fucking hilltops forever.   ;D
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Royalty on January 20, 2021, 03:51:00 AM
I think you need help. Are you addicted to internet porn? Your silly shenanigans are played out.


The term “played out” is played out.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 20, 2021, 05:37:27 AM
I think I`d more than likely let Jennifer Lopez finger or tongue my asshole,or both if she wanted to while she was giving me head ......if you wouldn`t let her, or you wouldn`t admit to this, you`re either a fucking liar or a virgin.

Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 20, 2021, 08:14:18 AM
.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 20, 2021, 01:39:35 PM
I think I`d more than likely let Jennifer Lopez finger or tongue my asshole,or both if she wanted to while she was giving me head ......if you wouldn`t let her, or you wouldn`t admit to this, you`re either a fucking liar or a virgin.

I've had a chick lick my arse before, but no "entry".

I'd let J Lo rape me with a strap on. No homo.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: evacnam on January 20, 2021, 01:40:59 PM
I've had a chick lick my arse before, but no "entry".

I'd let J Lo rape me with a strap on. No homo.

same
and Im not too ashamed to admit it was wildddddddddddddddd
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on January 20, 2021, 05:36:17 PM
You have no fucking clue what you are talking about unless of course the chick was Roseann Barr

I think I`d more than likely let Jennifer Lopez finger or tongue my asshole,or both if she wanted to while she was giving me head ......if you wouldn`t let her, or you wouldn`t admit to this, you`re either a fucking liar or a virgin.

I`d brag abut that shit and shout it from the fucking hilltops forever.   ;D

Dear Was

I am talking about actual experience, not some infantile fantasy about a middle aged latino pop star.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on January 20, 2021, 05:54:55 PM
https://www.analisamassage.com/

For a professional prostate massage.

Best to go for the 4 hands service IMO, with the glory hole bed so when you lie on your front, you have one 'masseur' sucking your dick, while the other attends to you from above.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: wes on January 20, 2021, 06:05:26 PM
I've had a chick lick my arse before, but no "entry".

I'd let J Lo rape me with a strap on. No homo.
Hell yeah brother without a minutes hesitation.

Have had my ass eaten plenty of times by hot chicks when I worked in a strip joint for 13 years................... .....fun times!!

I`m not a kid like UK Gold was I was on a mission gawdammiit .................I probably had too much sex if there is such a thing.!!
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: wes on January 20, 2021, 06:10:24 PM
Dear Was

I am talking about actual experience, not some infantile fantasy about a middle aged latino pop star.

Hope this helps.
I forgot my hot broads than you could ever dream of son.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: wes on January 20, 2021, 06:12:50 PM
https://www.analisamassage.com/

For a professional prostate massage.

Best to go for the 4 hands service IMO, with the glory hole bed so when you lie on your front, you have one 'masseur' sucking your dick, while the other attends to you from above.
I bet your hand is down your pants right now huh?

Get a new screen name that one sux.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: wes on January 20, 2021, 06:18:18 PM
Dear Was

I am talking about actual experience, not some infantile fantasy about a middle aged latino pop star.

Hope this helps.
It doesn`t help dickhead

If you dont get the J-Lo referance you`re just an idiot.

Did you notice the Roseann Barr name I slipped in there also?

MORON
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on January 20, 2021, 07:12:22 PM
I forgot my hot broads than you could ever dream of son.

Good for you, Was.

Or should I say 'Grandad' - after all, I'm 50 with adult offspring. Nice to be called son though.

I imagine in your advanced years, you have a prostate like a water melon, not sure I'll be having prostate massages at that point, but you give something to aspire to.

Good for you fantasising about middle aged pop stars in your twilight years too. Do all the men in the retirement home do the same?

Anyway - on your next monthly check up, see if they can give you something for the grouchyness. You might be a little less 'Bad Grandpa' then.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: wes on January 20, 2021, 07:29:35 PM
Good for you, Was.

Or should I say 'Grandad' - after all, I'm 50 with adult offspring. Nice to be called son though.

I imagine in your advanced years, you have a prostate like a water melon, not sure I'll be having prostate massages at that point, but you give something to aspire to.

Good for you fantasising about middle aged pop stars in your twilight years too. Do all the men in the retirement home do the same?

Anyway - on your next monthly check up, see if they can give you something for the grouchyness. You might be a little less 'Bad Grandpa' then.
You were the smart ass  grouch not me.....lets just end this now as it will not end well for you if it continues wise ass.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: Primemuscle on January 20, 2021, 10:12:25 PM
Jane vs Josh wow wish I could sell tickets for this one. Surely one for the ages, King Kong vs Godzilla would be on the undercard with this as the main event. Good vs evil or just bad-ass vs bad-ass? Jane the avenging angel, she scalped Xfactor and Primemuscle in one fell swoop.  Josh the Pennywise of getbig, a man who has made more unwanted phone calls than the entire double-glazing industry.

Then there is the whole dick-sucking thing and does it matter? Yes? No? What do the fans think?

Ps no Shizzo you can't be special guest referee. You are a jobber, a ham and egger. You are the pasty, fat slob that gets annihilated in three moves. Know your role.

Avenging angel? Not hardly.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on January 21, 2021, 08:11:44 AM
It doesn`t help dickhead

If you dont get the J-Lo referance you`re just an idiot.

Did you notice the Roseann Barr name I slipped in there also?

MORON

Not getting a J-Lo reference would make me a grown-up.

Look - I hate to break it to you but most people have sex. There are more people that have sex than those that don't. This is illustrated by the almost 8 billion population of the planet.

Your posturing about how much sex you had makes as much sense as bragging about how much food you ate. People fuck all the time. It'd be better if they didn't but hey - women and men love it and jump at the chance of doing it.

Having a prostate massage isn't anything special either. It's just getting a woman to stick a finger in your ass. Which, as I said - isn't anything special in my opinion - it's cumming despite the discomfort but the orgasm is not terrible - I just don't think it's worth repeating that often.
Title: Re: Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on January 21, 2021, 08:19:46 AM
You were the smart ass  grouch not me.....lets just end this now as it will not end well for you if it continues wise ass.

PMSL

This is an internet forum, a forum on which you initiated contact with me with the words "You have no fucking clue what you are talking about"

So - go fuck yourself. 

Fuck me - do people really still act like this online? Or is this a parody tough guy account? Fucking loser.