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Title: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: a_pupil on March 31, 2021, 01:36:34 PM


The mob thought they were above the law and that they had him under siege and marked for death on deadly ground, but he was hard to kill and out for justice.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: a_pupil on March 31, 2021, 01:39:01 PM
BB related: Steven Siegal had an estrogen filled body. Absolutely shit, unathletic build for someone who made money from portraying a highly trained fighter image.

Van Damme would have taken him in the ring and in the thong.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: IroNat on March 31, 2021, 02:32:17 PM
"Steven Seagal was hysterically crying!"
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Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: hench on March 31, 2021, 02:36:41 PM
Seagal mocks van damme and believes he was just a ballet dancer when he actually has a decent fight record. Seagal has no actual fight record or experience and only knows how to fling people who run at him and offer their wrist.
BB related: Steven Siegal had an estrogen filled body. Absolutely shit, unathletic build for someone who made money from portraying a highly trained fighter image.

Van Damme would have taken him in the ring and in the thong.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: wes on March 31, 2021, 02:43:47 PM
That fat fuck looks like the fatter version of Bela Lugosi !!
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Fortress on March 31, 2021, 03:04:08 PM
He was just playing possum.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Kwon on March 31, 2021, 03:51:41 PM
Who wouldn't cry if threatened by the Mafia? :D
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Fortress on March 31, 2021, 05:02:58 PM
Who wouldn't cry if threatened by the Mafia? :D

I’d be scared. Damn straight. But I wouldn’t cry.

What a wussbag.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Svengoolie on March 31, 2021, 05:07:51 PM
Seagal mocks van damme and believes he was just a ballet dancer when he actually has a decent fight record. Seagal has no actual fight record or experience and only knows how to fling people who run at him and offer their wrist.

And when they were at a party in the late 90's at Stallones house in Miami, Van Damme wanted to kick his ass but Seagal got out of there quick  ;D

Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Fortress on March 31, 2021, 05:35:03 PM
And when they were at a party in the late 90's at Stallones house in Miami, Van Damme wanted to kick his ass but Seagal got out of there quick  ;D

Steven might have used that patented front kick he perfected over many decades and then taught to that chocolate face Silva.

 :o
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: wes on March 31, 2021, 05:41:00 PM
My cousin was told the mob was looking for him.............and he went looking for them.

True story.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Skeletor on March 31, 2021, 05:58:44 PM
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: a_pupil on March 31, 2021, 05:59:39 PM
My cousin was told the mob was looking for him.............and he went looking for them.

True story.

Were the gambinos around in the stone age?
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Dave D on March 31, 2021, 07:00:26 PM
Were the gambinos around in the stone age?

Wes is referring to a distant cousin, similar to how Shippo is a distant descendant of the Mad King from Game of Thrones.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: wes on March 31, 2021, 07:16:13 PM
Were the gambinos around in the stone age?
Nom it was the Castellanos !  ;D
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: OneMoreRep on March 31, 2021, 08:11:19 PM
The thing that always bothered me about him is the way he runs. He looks like "half of fag".

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Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: njflex on March 31, 2021, 08:13:20 PM
The thing that always bothered me about him is the way he runs. He looks like "half of fag".

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Mezza finnoccio
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: OneMoreRep on March 31, 2021, 08:15:07 PM
Mezza finnoccio

NYC or NJ Italian?

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Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: IroNat on April 01, 2021, 04:48:02 AM
The thing that always bothered me about him is the way he runs. He looks like "half of fag".

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It's a cross between running and swimming called "Swan-kune-do".
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 01, 2021, 05:00:29 AM
Biggest douche bag in Hollywood.  I'm embarrassed that I used to be in his fan club. :-[
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: IroNat on April 01, 2021, 05:07:40 AM
Seagal is a fat f*ck.

Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Kwon on April 01, 2021, 05:14:21 AM
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Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: wes on April 01, 2021, 05:14:54 AM
If you notice now during his fight scenes,thry show his head and anoher body doing the moving.................. ..............fat fuck cant get out of his owm way.


I dont watch his movies,Lundgrens,Van Dammes,Snipes,or Owern Wison.................th ey eat dick.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: falco on April 01, 2021, 05:19:00 AM
Seagal is a phony. Always been.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: njflex on April 01, 2021, 08:41:29 AM
NYC or NJ Italian?

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me???NJ..HENCE NAME NJFLEX NEW JERSEY...
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: joswift on April 01, 2021, 08:43:25 AM
Who wouldn't cry if threatened by the Mafia? :D
the Mafia dont tend to frighten you, they dont give you a warning..

As soon as you threaten someone you make yourself a potential target.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Johnholmes on April 01, 2021, 08:54:55 AM
the Mafia dont tend to frighten you, they dont give you a warning..

As soon as you threaten someone you make yourself a potential target.
how would a guy like you know this?
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Johnholmes on April 01, 2021, 08:56:14 AM
My cousin was told the mob was looking for him.............and he went looking for them.

True story.
This made my day...HAHAHA
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: a_pupil on April 01, 2021, 09:48:59 AM
Seagal is a fat f*ck.



He looked to have high estro and unathletic genes in his prime (see the girly running).

Not surprising he blew up like a middle aged mom of 5.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Soul Crusher on April 01, 2021, 10:14:39 AM


The mob thought they were above the law and that they had him under siege and marked for death on deadly ground, but he was hard to kill and out for justice.

His youtube channel is great.  Been watching for months. 
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Humble Narcissist on April 01, 2021, 10:25:53 AM
If you notice now during his fight scenes,thry show his head and anoher body doing the moving.................. ..............fat fuck cant get out of his owm way.


I dont watch his movies,Lundgrens,Van Dammes,Snipes,or Owern Wison.................th ey eat dick.
Yes, a stunt double does all of his fight scenes and it's been that way for at least 20 years.  It is pretty obvious because the double looks to be 100 pounds lighter.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Randomum on April 01, 2021, 02:15:22 PM
I wouldn't take what Sammy says seriously. Dude was known to lie, and was one of the worst snitches in the history of La Cosa Nostra. Steven Seagal is a weirdo but this story is bs.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: pamith on April 01, 2021, 02:23:06 PM


The mob thought they were above the law and that they had him under siege and marked for death on deadly ground, but he was hard to kill and out for justice.
I see what you did there
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: pamith on April 01, 2021, 02:26:27 PM
Steven might have used that patented front kick he perfected over many decades and then taught to that chocolate face Silva.

 :o
Lol! Chocolate face silva lmfao!!!!
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: joswift on April 01, 2021, 02:47:12 PM
how would a guy like you know this?

Because its basic psychology , if someone threatens your life then your only option if you know they are serious is to act first.
Why would any serious person warn you about what they were going to do to you?
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Leatherneck on April 01, 2021, 05:23:35 PM
My cousin was told the mob was looking for him.............and he went looking for them.

True story.
The Mob in Springfield was still active when I was there a couple years ago running the Carando plant.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Leatherneck on April 01, 2021, 05:28:06 PM
He looked to have high estro and unathletic genes in his prime (see the girly running).

Not surprising he blew up like a middle aged mom of 5.
Dude was a legend when I was in Oki 2005-2009. I’m surprised he’s still going strong.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: wes on April 01, 2021, 05:29:40 PM
Because its basic psychology , if someone threatens your life then your only option if you know they are serious is to act first.
Why would any serious person warn you about what they were going to do to you?
Exactky.....I`ve disarmed 3 idiots with knives on 3 different occasion, and a Mexican threatened to shoot me when I lived in Florida.

I told him to go for his gun and my cousin told me wes be cool he shot a guy in New Mexico......I told him we weren`t in New Mexico now we were in Florida, then I beat the living fuck out of him.

If you tell me you are gonna` kill me,I go into attack mode immediately cuz I have no clue if you are serious or not.

It`s kill or be killed in my book. and I`m still standing.

Not claining to be a billy badass but I can handle myself when the need arises.

I grew up on the street and it wasn`t Sesame Street !!   ;D
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: wes on April 01, 2021, 05:35:22 PM
This made my day...HAHAHA
Hey I`m not joking my cousin went to the head guys house and told him he`ll do whatever he wanted to do.

The guy did jackshit.

My cousin did 25 years in Walpole then another 15 in Gardner,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he feared no one.

He fought off 13 cops with a sword once,robbed the chief of polices house,broke out of Springfield District Court and swam across the Connecticut river in handcuffs among other crazy shit.

He`d bury you with just one look gimmick.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: pamith on April 03, 2021, 11:08:37 AM
Exactky.....I`ve disarmed 3 idiots with knives on 3 different occasion, and a Mexican threatened to shoot me when I lived in Florida.

I told him to go for his gun and my cousin told me wes be cool he shot a guy in New Mexico......I told him we weren`t in New Mexico now we were in Florida, then I beat the living fuck out of him.

If you tell me you are gonna` kill me,I go into attack mode immediately cuz I have no clue if you are serious or not.

It`s kill or be killed in my book. and I`m still standing.

Not claining to be a billy badass but I can handle myself when the need arises.

I grew up on the street and it wasn`t Sesame Street !!   ;D
You are my hero now
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: hench on April 04, 2021, 07:30:14 AM
Seagal even has doubles for walking downstairs
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: falco on April 04, 2021, 08:26:35 AM
Seagal was ok in Machete with Danny Trejo.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: wes on April 04, 2021, 11:18:50 AM
You are my hero now
Just the facts bro.
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Rusty Trombone on April 04, 2021, 04:37:58 PM


Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Bevo on April 04, 2021, 04:40:02 PM
Exactky.....I`ve disarmed 3 idiots with knives on 3 different occasion, and a Mexican threatened to shoot me when I lived in Florida.

I told him to go for his gun and my cousin told me wes be cool he shot a guy in New Mexico......I told him we weren`t in New Mexico now we were in Florida, then I beat the living fuck out of him.

If you tell me you are gonna` kill me,I go into attack mode immediately cuz I have no clue if you are serious or not.

It`s kill or be killed in my book. and I`m still standing.

Not claining to be a billy badass but I can handle myself when the need arises.

I grew up on the street and it wasn`t Sesame Street !!   ;D

I’d pay money to see Wes vs ESF

would be an epic battle, ESF once opened the door mid flight to take a piss, the definition of badass
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Rusty Trombone on April 04, 2021, 04:44:15 PM
I wouldn't take what Sammy says seriously. Dude was known to lie, and was one of the worst snitches in the history of La Cosa Nostra. Steven Seagal is a weirdo but this story is bs.

This, actually. Who with at least two brain cells would believe that pos Gravano!?
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: wes on April 04, 2021, 05:13:07 PM
I’d pay money to see Wes vs ESF

would be an epic battle, ESF once opened the door mid flight to take a piss, the definition of badass
I cant breathe for shit now........then again his liver is fatty obese so it could be a barn burner.  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Bevo on April 05, 2021, 05:38:58 PM
I cant breathe for shit now........then again his liver is fatty obese so it could be a barn burner.  LOL  ;D

It would be the most epic battle of getbiggers for sure  ;D

Like another round of Tito Ortiz vs Chuck Liddell in their current states right now
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: ChristopherA on April 05, 2021, 07:20:51 PM
Classic Seagal roast:

Haha I listen to that podcast sometimes. "Cum Town." They make $80K a month on Patreon
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Taffin on April 05, 2021, 10:05:04 PM
Classic Seagal roast:


I wouldn't normally bother with a 10 minute plus link, but I'm glad I did - legit LOL's

Thanks for posting (never heard of these guys before)
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: Jayel on April 05, 2021, 10:16:38 PM
Interesting Sammy the Bull throws a lot of hate towards John Gotti, places the blame on him and paints himself as being backed into a corner by Gotti with no choice but to rat 🐀. Gotti ain’t here though to respond...
Lots of fan boys on Gravano’s YouTube
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: IroNat on April 06, 2021, 05:47:03 AM
Classic Seagal roast:



Hilarious!
Title: Re: Hollywood Badass and Aikido Master Steven Seagal vs the Mafia
Post by: ChristopherA on April 06, 2021, 07:36:09 AM
Cum Town is one of my secret pleasures in life. It's hysterical: infantile 'gay' jokes, black people impersonations, etc. I can't tell anyone I work with that I listen to it, but I'm constantly laughing out loud at night over the stupidest stuff.



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Nick Mullen is hilarious.