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Title: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: joswift on May 16, 2021, 05:30:00 AM
https://www.facebook.com/guycisterninoofficial/videos/915231485938820
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Marty Champions on May 16, 2021, 05:38:49 AM
Lol he gets hyphy then realizes its a tall black who would kill him
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Kwon on May 16, 2021, 05:39:42 AM
Lol he gets hyphy then realizes its a tall black who would kill him


Hyphy, isn't that black speech? Isn't Chuck Basher promoting Hyphy Mud?

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/5d/e4/c05de4046cd1f8b6c5a7c17df056bae2.gif)
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Marty Champions on May 16, 2021, 05:42:19 AM

Hyphy, isn't that black speech? Isn't Chuck Basher promoting Hyphy Mud?

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/5d/e4/c05de4046cd1f8b6c5a7c17df056bae2.gif)
vince looking good
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 16, 2021, 05:45:06 AM

Hyphy, isn't that black speech? Isn't Chuck Basher promoting Hyphy Mud?

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/5d/e4/c05de4046cd1f8b6c5a7c17df056bae2.gif)

Say what you will about Vince McMahon's influence on professional wrestling, but the man is put together.
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Taffin on May 16, 2021, 08:14:36 AM
https://www.facebook.com/guycisterninoofficial/videos/915231485938820

Cunt wouldn't last 5 minutes in a real UK gym

He needs to learn how to 'zone out' of his surroundings
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Bevo on May 16, 2021, 08:39:21 AM
Dumb wop bastard
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 16, 2021, 08:39:32 AM
https://www.facebook.com/guycisterninoofficial/videos/915231485938820

He’s right.
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Marty Champions on May 16, 2021, 09:18:48 AM
Aggravation makes u better
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Flexacon on May 16, 2021, 09:51:48 AM
Napoleon complex in action.
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: deadz on May 16, 2021, 10:01:28 AM
C unt has always been a loud mouth midget asshole.
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Matt on May 16, 2021, 10:13:41 AM
Dago wop.
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: MAXX on May 16, 2021, 10:16:02 AM
Idk I can get annoyed with people being loudmouths also. And Im not even on steroids
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Kwon on May 16, 2021, 10:18:15 AM
Yeah, if you want to blabber, do it someplace else.

Cistern is somewhat right and had right the complain
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Body-Buildah on May 16, 2021, 10:18:52 AM
And thats why gyms suck today, assholes like both of them, they're both wrong.
The kvnts fucking around giggling in front of him, and the roid head tough-guy behavior he showed there.
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Taffin on May 16, 2021, 12:59:42 PM
Idk I can get annoyed with people being loudmouths also. And Im not even on steroids

True.  But Alphas should deal with it and internalize the rage - they don't moan about it like bitches

Should those amateur d1cks shut up?  Yes - of course

But can you train round it?  Answer should also be yes, unless you are some sort of f**king precious prima-donna

Got headphones, Son?
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: ThisisOverload on May 16, 2021, 01:14:01 PM
What a vagina.

Man up, warrior of the iron.
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Van_Bilderass on May 17, 2021, 04:53:13 PM
The "problem" with Cisternino is the gym warrior persona married with not so hard training. If you're on a hack squat doing a real intense set you don't see or hear anything outside because you are focused on not getting crushed. Someone going all out may need a partner to give a little tap when things are getting dangerous. Hard training is not yelling, cussing, sweating a lot, it's not about putting on a show.

But yeah, lots of irritating people in the gym. Guy could be one of them, depending on your vantage point.  :D
I did feel a little bit sorry for Guy, he was getting crushed on IG by people commenting on his post.
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: WalterWhite on May 17, 2021, 06:14:54 PM
The "problem" with Cisternino is the gym warrior persona married with not so hard training. If you're on a hack squat doing a real intense set you don't see or hear anything outside because you are focused on not getting crushed. Someone going all out may need a partner to give a little tap when things are getting dangerous. Hard training is not yelling, cussing, sweating a lot, it's not about putting on a show.

But yeah, lots of irritating people in the gym. Guy could be one of them, depending on your vantage point.  :D
I did feel a little bit sorry for Guy, he was getting crushed on IG by people commenting on his post.

Have to admit some of the comments are gold.😅

https://www.instagram.com/p/CO00DjunUCG/
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: BB on May 17, 2021, 07:41:50 PM
C unt has always been a loud mouth midget asshole.

He really is so fucking tiny. PJ Braun towers over him at barely average height -

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Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: michael arvilla on May 17, 2021, 07:48:17 PM
He really is so fucking tiny. PJ Braun towers over him at barely average height -

.
^^^What in the name of FUCK was that?!!?! ^^^
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Van_Bilderass on May 17, 2021, 10:08:41 PM
Have to admit some of the comments are gold.😅

https://www.instagram.com/p/CO00DjunUCG/

He was insulted by many top powerlifters and even bodybuilders. Everyone mentioned his height. I don't know if he expected support, probably did. Now they are making memes out of this, he will not be allowed to forget it  :'(
I wonder what his sponsor/the Swedish gym owner said, probably couldn't pick a side  :D

I wonder if Kirk would've been laid out by some boxer/mma guy in a commercial gym  :D

Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: WalterWhite on May 17, 2021, 11:04:13 PM
He was insulted by many top powerlifters and even bodybuilders. Everyone mentioned his height. I don't know if he expected support, probably did. Now they are making memes out of this, he will not be allowed to forget it  :'(
I wonder what his sponsor/the Swedish gym owner said, probably couldn't pick a side  :D

I wonder if Kirk would've been laid out by some boxer/mma guy in a commercial gym  :D



His live stream explanation. I guess it was a sponsored video or something 🤷🏼. I skipped through it and toward the end one of the kids comes on.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPAFUdZHGE2/

Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: BB on May 17, 2021, 11:35:03 PM
His live stream explanation. I guess it was a sponsored video or something 🤷🏼. I skipped through it and toward the end one of the kids comes on.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPAFUdZHGE2/

Meh. If the gym owner is filming it as promotion, then he should've blocked it off or closed/semi-closed set. If you want the ambiance of a working gym in the background, then you've got to allow for background bullshit. It's a fucking hack squat, he's not walking out an #800 squat from a rickety pair of stands.
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Bevo on May 17, 2021, 11:49:33 PM
Have to admit some of the comments are gold.😅

https://www.instagram.com/p/CO00DjunUCG/

That fucking cun t  Jason Poston is such a pussy, talks so much shit on social media but in person he never says the things he says

“Let athletes train” haha what athletes?
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Body-Buildah on May 18, 2021, 01:56:59 AM
Some of the clowns in the comments are saying how "Guy was doing battle, and going to war, and its a hard-hat area MF's!".
LOL childish retards.   ::)
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: WalterWhite on May 18, 2021, 12:24:54 PM
That fucking cun t  Jason Poston is such a pussy, talks so much shit on social media but in person he never says the things he says

“Let athletes train” haha what athletes?

Not a pussy at all just look at his lifted truck.😲 He's a bad ass.😂

https://www.instagram.com/p/COlyuVajRO3/
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: ThisisOverload on May 18, 2021, 01:01:10 PM
Not a pussy at all just look at his lifted truck.😲 He's a bad ass.😂

https://www.instagram.com/p/COlyuVajRO3/

Definitely has a tiny penis.
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Bevo on May 18, 2021, 02:33:46 PM
Not a pussy at all just look at his lifted truck.😲 He's a bad ass.😂

https://www.instagram.com/p/COlyuVajRO3/

He has all the boxes checked

Very short - check

Midlife Crisis - check

Stupid tatts - check

Tough guy persona - check

Big stupid lifted trucks compensating for something - check
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: residue on May 18, 2021, 02:45:34 PM
why would he do more lifts to compress his spine, at his size he cant afford to spare an inch
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Taffin on May 18, 2021, 03:14:23 PM
Definitely has a tiny penis.

Just heard that O'Hearn is interested in doing a collab with this guy



Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Bevo on May 18, 2021, 11:50:54 PM
Just heard that O'Hearn is interested in doing a collab with this guy

Mike, bostin, Joey swoll, callum, kuclo, Jason poston

That’s a line up right there
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: MAXX on May 19, 2021, 06:49:32 AM
Mike, bostin, Joey swoll, callum, kuclo, Jason poston

That’s a line up right there
You keep track of all these penises don't you. I bet you keep an excell sheet of all bodybuilders with estimated length/girth
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Virgil on May 19, 2021, 09:05:50 AM
I'm guessing that it was brewing for awhile ..guys laughing and yelling...the part you're not seeing on video, and Guy was probably just dealing with it until they turned their volume up a notch...and he finally lost it
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: wes on May 19, 2021, 09:19:32 AM
Guy has always been a jerk.

Met him before he turned pro at the NY Metro contest....he acted like he was a badass.

In fact that`s probably how he got his pro-card....Steve Weinberger.
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Taffin on May 19, 2021, 09:25:49 AM
Guy has always been a jerk.

Met him before he turned pro at the Eastern USA in NYC....he acted like he was a badass.

In fact that`s probably how he got his pro-card....Steve Weinberger.

Well his head-height does look like it would be about crotch level on Weinberger, so...  ;D
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: oldschoolfan on May 19, 2021, 09:27:41 AM
Guy has always been a jerk.

Met him before he turned pro at the Eastern USA in NYC....he acted like he was a badass.

In fact that`s probably how he got his pro-card....Steve Weinberger.

Wes I bet uncle Steve invited guy up to his office for some private posing session advice

Rumor has it guy’s asshole is the size of an American half dollar
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Taffin on May 19, 2021, 09:29:52 AM
Not a pussy at all just look at his lifted truck.😲 He's a bad ass.😂

https://www.instagram.com/p/COlyuVajRO3/

Clearly
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: wes on May 19, 2021, 10:44:08 AM
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Bevo on May 19, 2021, 01:23:10 PM
You keep track of all these penises don't you. I bet you keep an excell sheet of all bodybuilders with estimated length/girth

Isn’t it normal on a bbing forum? We analyze and critique the whole body, every part

I learn from the best, Matt C
Title: Re: Guy Cisterno makes a prick of himself
Post by: Van_Bilderass on May 19, 2021, 01:31:10 PM
I don't have tremendous dislike for the guy, he is probably hilarious irl in that tough guy Italian way.

What I have wondered about is why judges absolutely love the guy, getting constant gift placings. Then you look at his physique and there is not much there, comparatively.