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Title: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 14, 2021, 06:25:42 PM
Her name is Shelby Houlihan. She’s saying the positive was a result of a burrito she had. Any thoughts?

Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: ThisisOverload on June 14, 2021, 06:28:14 PM
Bullshit.

Many people use Nand to help lubricate their joints and recover from injuries.

Most forget it has an incredibly long detection time.

There are no sources of it in pork that would create a positive result.

She's lying out her (non existent) tits.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: ThisisOverload on June 14, 2021, 06:30:30 PM
Well, maybe?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/pork-liver-can-cause-positive-tests-for-nandrolone-researchers-1.347406

Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: wes on June 14, 2021, 06:32:42 PM
 :o

Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Dave D on June 14, 2021, 07:03:30 PM
Well, maybe?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/pork-liver-can-cause-positive-tests-for-nandrolone-researchers-1.347406

Lol her defense would be this 2002 study.

That would really be interesting if she was eating the livers of uncastrated males. This might be the new wave of future doping.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: tommywishbone on June 14, 2021, 07:24:54 PM
I like her already!
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: BB on June 14, 2021, 07:35:13 PM
It's a shame one of those Crossfit girls already used the "I swallowed my boyfriend's tainted jizm" defense years ago. Back to the old food excuses now.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: IroNat on June 15, 2021, 03:53:42 AM
I eat a lot of pork chops.

Must be why I'm so huge.

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Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on June 15, 2021, 04:03:24 AM
Well, maybe?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/pork-liver-can-cause-positive-tests-for-nandrolone-researchers-1.347406

Haha it's the perfect alibi - technically  possible, and not easily disproven
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 15, 2021, 05:40:19 AM
Haha it's the perfect alibi - technically  possible, and not easily disproven

Her lawyer held a press conference. They’re going with this alibi all the way.

The lawyer also said that she had passed all of her previous tests. Is there a way to mask this drug?

One thing that made me suspicious is that the lawyer said that he could tell you 100% that she didn’t take the drug. How the fuck could he possibly know that?
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: SOMEPARTS on June 15, 2021, 07:38:04 AM
BHank's Burrito Buggy of peace.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: bhank on June 15, 2021, 07:44:45 AM
BHank's Burrito Buggy of peace.

Seriously what kind of Taco truck sells nandrolone spiked Burritos. I will take 2 please. Can we get a name and location? Franchise that business. Now We know how the Mexicans can work so hard all day their damn burritos are full of Nandrolone
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: bhank on June 15, 2021, 07:46:43 AM
She probably thought she was taking something else that is more expensive and isn't detectable meanwhile her UG dealer swapped her compounds

Also noticed she said it was an authentic Mexican Taco truck because only authentic Mexicans use real nandrolone in their burritos

https://sports.yahoo.com/runner-shelby-houlihan-banned-after-testing-positive-steroid-blames-burrito-olympics-team-usa-015346910.html
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 15, 2021, 08:46:52 AM
Seriously what kind of Taco truck sells nandrolone spiked Burritos. I will take 2 please. Can we get a name and location? Franchise that business. Now We know how the Mexicans can work so hard all day their damn burritos are full of Nandrolone

Apparently it’s a taco truck in Beaverton Oregon. Perhaps prime muscle knows of it.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 15, 2021, 08:49:43 AM
It's a shame one of those Crossfit girls already used the "I swallowed my boyfriend's tainted jizm" defense years ago. Back to the old food excuses now.

This is why I started the thread. You’re just not gonna get this type of analysis on CNN😂😂😂
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: BB on June 15, 2021, 10:26:42 AM
Her reply is interesting. She doesn't technically say that she ate a pork burrito, only that there might of been some cross contamination. Also, if she did eat a pork burrito, how much/many did she eat, and could it get her into the prohibited range? I'm hearing that she was a decent amount over acceptable levels.

This supposed Mexican food truck is the boogeyman here, they want you to think of dirty 3rd worlders, cooking up pigs from some strange dirty farm, or perhaps poached / hunted from somewhere. I suppose something like that last part could happen, but it doesn't make much sense. Good, clean pork is dirt cheap here in the US, and also almost all commercial pork is castrated early on to help cut down on male hormones favoring the meat ("boar taint"). We also don't use nandrolone as a growth drug in farming.

This is one of those stories just plausible enough to make people shrug and perhaps dismiss the results. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of guys keep the tainted pork excuse in their back pocket for just this type of thing.

Like Brian, I'm thinking someone gave her something mislabeled, or she decided to go off program, and added it in herself.

   
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 15, 2021, 10:59:22 AM
Yeah, I found it odd that she would order pork as well. As we all know, most athletic types will go with chicken.

But as you said, she doesn’t explicitly state that she had a pork burrito just that the truck serves pork.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Hypertrophy on June 15, 2021, 11:14:11 AM
In all fairness, it appears this has been known at least since 2002- so maybe she is right. 


https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/pork-liver-can-cause-positive-tests-for-nandrolone-researchers-1.347406


2 nanograms per liter is pretty damn low- that's 0.002 parts per billion!


In college I worked in an environmental lab testing water for PCB's and other contaminants. Back then if we detected 1 ppb that was considered unacceptable. Yet the media is frying this woman for a contaminant level 1 thousand times less.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Walter Sobchak on June 15, 2021, 11:16:05 AM
It's a shame one of those Crossfit guys already used the "I swallowed my boyfriend's tainted jizm" defense years ago. Back to the old food excuses now.

No need to bring Shizzo into this….
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 15, 2021, 11:29:32 AM
In all fairness, it appears this has been known at least since 2002- so maybe she is right. 


https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/pork-liver-can-cause-positive-tests-for-nandrolone-researchers-1.347406


2 nanograms per liter is pretty damn low- that's 0.002 parts per billion!


In college I worked in an environmental lab testing water for PCB's and other contaminants. Back then if we detected 1 ppb that was considered unacceptable. Yet the media is frying this woman for a contaminant level 1 thousand times less.


She runs for Nike which is by far the biggest most powerful company in running. So, wouldn’t they know this and warn her in advance not to eat pork?

BTW, turns out she didn’t have the pork burrito. They’re just saying it was cross contaminated.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Hypertrophy on June 15, 2021, 12:20:15 PM

She runs for Nike which is by far the biggest most powerful company in running. So, wouldn’t they know this and warn her in advance not to eat pork?

BTW, turns out she didn’t have the pork burrito. They’re just saying it was cross contaminated.


Nike is the evil empire- they probably encouraged her to eat anything that could be laced with steroids, lol


https://www.runnersworld.com/news/g29323802/alberto-salazar-nike-oregon-project-doping/
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: ThisisOverload on June 15, 2021, 10:30:04 PM
Her lawyer held a press conference. They’re going with this alibi all the way.

The lawyer also said that she had passed all of her previous tests. Is there a way to mask this drug?

One thing that made me suspicious is that the lawyer said that he could tell you 100% that she didn’t take the drug. How the fuck could he possibly know that?

Nand is hard to mask, but it is possible. Athletes have been doing in for decades.

I always find it funny when people claim they "know for a fact" that a certain person never used drugs.

The only person on the planet that knows is her.

AAS are so common these days i'm not surprised. But she should have known how long Nand is detectable.

I think she just messed up. Many people have tested positive for Nand.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: King Shizzo on June 15, 2021, 11:44:32 PM
Apparently it’s a taco truck in Beaverton Oregon. Perhaps prime muscle knows of it.
A taco truck in Beaverton......
That would be the last place you would find Primemuscle.

He doesn't get into tacos and beavers.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Body-Buildah on June 15, 2021, 11:57:27 PM
A taco truck in Beaverton......
That would be the last place you would find Primemuscle.

He doesn't get into tacos and beavers.   :D

sausage truck then?
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: King Shizzo on June 16, 2021, 12:00:04 AM
sausage truck then?
Fruit stand.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: tommywishbone on June 16, 2021, 12:43:35 AM
Nandrolone is legendary for it's long lasting metabolite aka finger print. It is also extremely hard to mask Nandrolone as almost every known masking agent is now also on the banned list.

She's guilty. I like her!
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 16, 2021, 02:39:47 AM
Nandrolone is legendary for it's long lasting metabolite aka finger print. It is also extremely hard to mask Nandrolone as almost every known masking agent is now also on the banned list.

She's guilty. I like her!

Many of the people defending her were also calling for lifetime bans for first time offenders. Now they’re having buyers remorse.


😁
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Walter Sobchak on June 16, 2021, 09:07:49 PM
If she did a legs up, fully nude, 20 minute squirter masturbation video and posted it on the internet for free viewing I’d let her run.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 17, 2021, 11:45:14 AM
If she did a legs up, fully nude, 20 minute squirter masturbation video and posted it on the internet for free viewing I’d let her run.

I’d settle for 10min💪
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on June 17, 2021, 01:05:14 PM
Despite testing dirty, she is still being allowed to compete in the Olympic trials tomorrow.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Taffin on June 17, 2021, 02:41:52 PM
If she did a legs up, fully nude, 20 minute squirter masturbation video and posted it on the internet for free viewing I’d let her run.

I’d settle for 10min💪

I settled for a frantic 24 seconds based on Walter's description and cracked me one off  :P
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: IroNat on June 17, 2021, 05:36:32 PM
She ate a dirty taco?

I've seen this before.

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Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 17, 2021, 05:44:14 PM
Nand is hard to mask, but it is possible. Athletes have been doing in for decades.

I always find it funny when people claim they "know for a fact" that a certain person never used drugs.

The only person on the planet that knows is her.

AAS are so common these days i'm not surprised. But she should have known how long Nand is detectable.

I think she just messed up. Many people have tested positive for Nand.

Her excuse isn’t even an excuse. It’s what she thinks might’ve caused the false positive. Even if you give her the benefit of the doubt, she has no idea if this is really the case.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Walter Sobchak on June 17, 2021, 08:44:29 PM
I settled for a frantic 24 seconds based on Walter's description and cracked me one off  :P

10 minutes minimum, so we can take it into extra innings and hit a walk off cum shot!
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on June 17, 2021, 09:11:05 PM
Despite testing dirty, she is still being allowed to compete in the Olympic trials tomorrow.

That didn’t last long.  She’s now barred from competing
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 18, 2021, 11:19:24 AM
That didn’t last long.  She’s now barred from competing

Probably didn’t want her story overshadowing the event.
Title: Re: Top American Distance Runner Popped for Nandrolone…
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 23, 2021, 05:57:35 PM
Top three finishers in the race from which Houlihan was DQd😍