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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: bhank on August 05, 2021, 05:35:20 AM
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Well it is official I have a zoom job interview today for an actual professional job. Not going to lie a little nervous. Should I wear my reading glasses to look edumacated?
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Just jack off.. its the norm.
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Just be yourself....I’m kidding be someone else
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What do you do for work Brian?
Will it be a WFH position? (Home). Or will you need to go in to office?
Either way, good luck. Ive been w/ my place for 21 years, wouldn't even know how to interview. ::)
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Just make sure you have a respectable business card to give them
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You better hope no google searches of your name lead here...
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bring a meal with you during the interview. Let the interviewer know you are an aspiring wheel chair bodybuilder and can not go catabolic.
This shows dedication, attention to detail and organization skills.
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Well it is official I have a zoom job interview today for an actual professional job. Not going to lie a little nervous. Should I wear my reading glasses to look edumacated?
Wear your posing trunks with baby oil.......you`ll be sure to get hired.
Don`t forget to flex a lot.
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Good luck, hankster!
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Somebody lost their connection.
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You better hope no google searches of your name lead here...
it leads to 2 mugshots...
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Well it is official I have a zoom job interview today for an actual professional job. Not going to lie a little nervous. Should I wear my reading glasses to look edumacated?
Just show a pic of you flexing. Done deal. ;D
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You better hope no google searches of your name lead here...
Been there done that. :D ;D :D ;D
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Made it to round 2 of interviews!!! Woot Woot going to get a job and stop wasting my life on getbig!!
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Fuck work bhank your loaded. Spend time flexing by the pool and chowing food and cruising in the vette.
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Fuck work bhank your loaded. Spend time flexing by the pool and chowing food and cruising in the vette.
His ex wife is probably gonna bleed him dry
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From the interview:
Interviewer: “Bhank, this company offers health insurance.”
Bhank: “Don’t need it. Anytime I’m sick, I will myself back to health. The other day my blood pressure was as high as most stroke victims. I went for a walk and all was good.”
Interviewer: “Our facilities have many handicapped ramps and can accommodate……”
Bhank: “What?”
Interviewer: “Well, we saw your legs and just assumed…..”
Bhank: ….Head hits the desk and his hair (as in singular) falls out.
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From the interview:
Interviewer: “Bhank, this company offers health insurance.”
Bhank: “Don’t need it. Anytime I’m sick, I will myself back to health. The other day my blood pressure was as high as most stroke victims. I went for a walk and all was good.”
Interviewer: “Our facilities have many handicapped ramps and can accommodate……”
Bhank: “What?”
Interviewer: “Well, we saw your legs and just assumed…..”
Bhank: ….Head hits the desk and his hair (as in singular) falls out.
LOL
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it leads to 2 mugshots...
What's less embarrassing?
His mugshots or his getbig posting history? If I were him I'd rather people find the mugshots.
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From the interview:
Interviewer: “Bhank, this company offers health insurance.”
Bhank: “Don’t need it. Anytime I’m sick, I will myself back to health. The other day my blood pressure was as high as most stroke victims. I went for a walk and all was good.”
Interviewer: “Our facilities have many handicapped ramps and can accommodate……”
Bhank: “What?”
Interviewer: “Well, we saw your legs and just assumed…..”
Bhank: ….Head hits the desk and his hair (as in singular) falls out.
:D
Bhank just charge for board rides
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Well it is official I have a zoom job interview today for an actual professional job. Not going to lie a little nervous. Should I wear my reading glasses to look edumacated?
I hope it's not working power washing pool decks? ;)
Wear a shirt with sleeves intact and tie with full length dress trousers and shoes. * I know it's zoom but ya never know.
Going in wearing a tank top and gym shorts can give the wrong impression.
If a woman interviews you, strip quickly, hit a dbl bi and start floggin' the log...No! don't.!
Good luck , let us know how it goes
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Made it to round 2 of interviews!!! Woot Woot going to get a job and stop wasting my life on getbig!!
You told me you worked in finance and now you're telling me you were unemployed?
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Good luck , let us know how it goes
He already did.
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You told me you worked in finance and now you're telling me you were unemployed?
I do work in Finance I do not currently have an employer
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I do work in Finance I do not currently have an employer
I work in porn but have never done any movies.
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Good luck, Bhank!
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the job interview:
boss: Welcome bhank, pleased to meet you
bhank: Likewise
boss: For this job, you will manage your own female secretay
bhank: No problem, I have a firm grip on women
boss: Imagine an older male colleague befriends you. After some time, you become uncomfortable as you feel it is turning into homosexual advances from him. How do you react?
bhank: You mean like Primemuscle on Getbig?
boss: Imagine you are in the cafeteria. You and two other collegues are looking at two remaining muffins. How do you split 2 muffins between 3 people?
bhank: I take the two muffins for myself.
boss: What would you say are your weakest sides?
bhank: crohns and my pointy nipples
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the job interview:
boss: Welcome bhank, pleased to meet you
bhank: Likewise
boss: For this job, you will manage your own female secretay
bhank: No problem, I have a firm grip on women
boss: Imagine an older male colleague befriends you. After some time, you become uncomfortable as you feel it is turning into homosexual advances from him. How do you react?
bhank: You mean like Primemuscle on Getbig?
boss: Imagine you are in the cafeteria. You and two other collegues are looking at two remaining muffins. How do you split 2 muffins between 3 people?
bhank: I take the two muffins for myself.
boss: What would you say are your weakest sides?
bhank: crohns and my pointy nipples
LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'll add:
Boss - If we hire you will you promise to pressure wash your pool deck?
Bhank - Fuk that! I really didn't want this f'n job. * shuts off zoom
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I do work in Finance I do not currently have an employer
You freely offer medical advice but you wont help the stock market discussion?
Weird.
The job is yours bro, congratulations!
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I work in porn but have never done any movies.
Fluffer?
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BHank - watch the final scene of boogie nights. Once the interview is in the bag, close the deal by standing, unzipping your slacks and roll out that massive baby's arm. Aka hang dong.
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BHank - watch the final scene of boogie nights. Once the interview is in the bag, close the deal by standing, unzipping your slacks and roll out that massive baby's arm. Aka hang dong.
LOL Abe... ;D
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Fluffer?
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BHank - watch the final scene of boogie nights. Once the interview is in the bag, close the deal by standing, unzipping your slacks and roll out that massive baby's arm. Aka hang dong.
Hahahahha yes definitley do this. Job guaranteed.
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You'll notice the timing of this job search is exactly when they started making everyone pay their bills again.
Bhank probably hasn't paid a payment on any of the stuff he brags about here in 18 months. ;D
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You'll notice the timing of this job search is exactly when they started making everyone pay their bills again.
Bhank probably hasn't paid a payment on any of the stuff he brags about here in 18 months. ;D
Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today
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His ex wife is probably gonna bleed him dry
after he left her to bleed out....
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Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today
What is the piece of government property you have in the back?
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=673945.0;attach=1319982;image)
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Just make sure you have a respectable business card to give them
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=673945.0;attach=1319962;image)
Is that color 'Bone'? And the writing, that's 'Silian Rail', right?
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Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=673945.0;attach=1319982;image)(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F09%2F18%2F10%2F0005B73200000258-0-image-m-31_1442568129345.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
I see you went for your more restrained glasses for this one ;D
Good luck with the job dude ;)
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I work in porn but have never done any movies.
;D
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Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=673945.0;attach=1319982;image)
Look like a winner, Bhank.
Be cognizant of what your room background looks like.
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Tonight on Nightline we get a live interview with the pool deck strangler :P
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=673945.0;attach=1319982;image)
he looks so civilized here. That will change once they get to know him.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=673945.0;attach=1319982;image)
Drape length to window size ratio looks a bit off.
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Look like a winner, Bhank.
Be cognizant of what your room background looks like.
He is. That's why the 70's lime green in his shirt matches the paint on the wall behind him.
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Drape length to window size ratio looks a bit off.
The extra length makes it easier to drag his strangling victims from the pool deck to the car trunk. ;D
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Brian probably has no pants on for the interview...
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Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today
;)
Why don't you just get more ripped and start a Youtube channel like Goodrum?
Why don't you just race your car harder and get in the winner's circle for sponsorships?
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Is that color 'Bone'? And the writing, that's 'Silian Rail', right?
I'll look a little closer in a bit, I have to return some videotapes first :)
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=673945.0;attach=1319982;image)
them walls r the color of bacteria ridden pus.
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the job interview:
boss: Welcome bhank, pleased to meet you
bhank: Likewise
boss: For this job, you will manage your own female secretay
bhank: No problem, I have a firm grip on women
boss: Imagine an older male colleague befriends you. After some time, you become uncomfortable as you feel it is turning into homosexual advances from him. How do you react?
bhank: You mean like Primemuscle on Getbig?
boss: Imagine you are in the cafeteria. You and two other collegues are looking at two remaining muffins. How do you split 2 muffins between 3 people?
bhank: I take the two muffins for myself.
boss: What would you say are your weakest sides?
bhank: crohns and my pointy nipples
Boss: Mr. Hankins, what special attributes do you think you have for managing our clients accounts?
BHank - Well sir, I'm a hard worker, I'll work hard to build a cocoon of growth and asset protection around our clients money.
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Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today
Next time, go with a solid color. You're not a stripes man BHank.
P.S. - Good luck.
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Wears a polo shirt to a job interview.
I think he meant "parole hearing".
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Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today
(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=673945.0;attach=1319982;image)
P.S., you might want to hide/return that postal bin. They get bitchy about those things -
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https://lawblog.legalmatch.com/2011/11/23/broke-usps-bins-back-giving-amnesty-felony-charge/ .
You don't want a perspective boss thinking you're the type of man that could wander off with a stapler, pack of bics, or a postal crate.
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Fuck work bhank your loaded. Spend time flexing by the pool and chowing food and cruising in the vette.
Haha exactly this. Fuck job interviews
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"A frozen peach cobbler from the supermarket shall not only be seen as a convenient food source to pack on pounds during a bodybuilding diet.
The frozen cobbler is a quite postmodern symbol of our quaffing desire to replace traditional avuncular dinners with a ready made oleaginous alternative. I long for the times of the past when jingoistic thoughts and the traditional home made family dinners were not only fait accompli."
- bhank
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Haha exactly this. Fuck job interviews
Don't you need to catch up to your gypsy caravan, headed for another town?
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Just make sure you have a respectable business card to give them
great movie and even better book.
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Don't you need to catch up to your gypsy caravan, headed for another town?
How many shelves did you stack at your Walmart job today?
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=673945.0;attach=1319982;image)
Bhank to interviewer: “What do you mean I can’t work from home? Do you know how long it took me to squeeze through that door in the background to get into this room? I gained 25lbs during this interview and won’t be able to leave until Tuesday!”
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How many shelves did you stack at your Walmart job today?
0. Uncle prime came to visit him so they befriended each other in the bathroom.
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How many shelves did you stack at your Walmart job today?
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=673945.0;attach=1319982;image)
"How would you feel about working out of State?"
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(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=673945.0;attach=1319982;image)
"How would you feel about working out of State?"
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You don't want a perspective boss thinking you're the type of man that could wander off with a stapler, pack of bics, or a postal crate.
They switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler.
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Well it is official I have a zoom job interview today for an actual professional job. Not going to lie a little nervous. Should I wear my reading glasses to look edumacated?
Hope it went well for you. Very few people do well on video cam so they will take that into account.
I had a Zoom screening interview recently and thought it was a disaster. Turns out they liked the way it went and invited me for face to face. Go figure.
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How did it go?
Did you tell them you have a doctorate in self diagnosis?
Also, did you explain the cocoon healing process?
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Bhank sorry that you lost your cat....
Did you find him?
Also, you race?
Quite the adventurist man.
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Wears a polo shirt to a job interview.
I think he meant "parole hearing".
Did the ankle monitor come off?
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Bhank sorry that you lost your cat....
Did you find him?
Also, you race?
Quite the adventurist man.
As an adventurist myself I've gotta give BigHank some legit props.
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Bhank is the goods. Gotta give it to him. He entered the thunderdome and came out stronger.
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Bhank sorry that you lost your cat....
Did you find him?
Also, you race?
Quite the adventurist man.
That seriously bhanks pet cat? Wtf is that thing?
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Bhank sorry that you lost your cat....
Did you find him?
Also, you race?
Quite the adventurist man.
My lawyers have advised me not to comment on the subject or share any pictures of any animals at any of my properties but Rocky is alive and well.
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In all seriousness, hope you get the job……. Good luck!
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Right it’s that 300 unemployment that has been keeping me afloat. Anyway tried to make myself look respectable. I call this one the claim adjuster. Thank you for calling progressive what can I help you with today
I read somewhere that in every gay porn movie in history, the guy with the huge forehead and receding hairline always takes the money shots in the face.
You look more and more like Derek Anthony every day.
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Just be yourself....I’m kidding be someone else
😂
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My lawyers have advised me not to comment on the subject or share any pictures of any animals at any of my properties but Rocky is alive and well.
Okay thanks. That's my dog's name too.
Pic removed just in case.
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Okay thanks. That's my dog's name too.
Pic removed just in case.
He let the exotic cat run loose and terrorize the area.
He's the reason we can't have nice things.