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Title: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: falco on August 19, 2021, 07:37:36 AM
(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/05/bodybuilder-sex-doll-04.jpg?quality=90&strip=all)

https://nypost.com/2021/05/31/bodybuilder-who-married-sex-dolls-now-open-to-dating-humans/
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Tapeworm on August 19, 2021, 07:39:10 AM
That doll has a child's face. :-\
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: OneMoreRep on August 19, 2021, 07:46:16 AM
(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/05/bodybuilder-sex-doll-04.jpg?quality=90&strip=all)

https://nypost.com/2021/05/31/bodybuilder-who-married-sex-dolls-now-open-to-dating-humans/

My lord, even the doll looks highly disturbed at whatever arrangement it was that the weirdo next to her had in place.

"1"
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: wes on August 19, 2021, 07:59:25 AM
IF I EVER MET THIS GUY IN REAL LIFE I`D BLOW HIS HEAD OFF JUST ON GENERAL PRINCIPLE.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Howard on August 19, 2021, 08:01:37 AM
I only have 2 questions:

1. What is his getbig posting ID ? ???

2. When did he drop that 100 lb DB on his head? :'(
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: kreator on August 19, 2021, 08:01:50 AM
IF I EVER MET THIS GUY IN REAL LIFE I`D BLOW HIS HEAD OFF JUST ON GENERAL PRINCIPLE THEN TAKE THE DOLLS HOME CAUSE THEY DESERVE A BETTER MAN.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: B_B_C on August 19, 2021, 08:05:55 AM
needs to ease back on the dianadol supplements
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Howard on August 19, 2021, 08:11:01 AM
IF I EVER MET THIS GUY IN REAL LIFE I`D BLOW HIS HEAD OFF JUST ON GENERAL PRINCIPLE.

Ok, but then he'd just lay there during a poke, same as the dolls :-\
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: wes on August 19, 2021, 08:28:41 AM

LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Mothballs on August 19, 2021, 08:48:00 AM
Thanks for the TBombz update!
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Megalodon on August 19, 2021, 08:58:29 AM
(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/05/bodybuilder-sex-doll-04.jpg?quality=90&strip=all)

https://nypost.com/2021/05/31/bodybuilder-who-married-sex-dolls-now-open-to-dating-humans/

like it wasn't awkward enough...

(https://i.postimg.cc/XYws6nF8/Summer3.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Flexacon on August 19, 2021, 09:01:44 AM
What a homo. He could have dozens of sex dolls and just limits himself to 2
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 19, 2021, 09:52:36 AM
I'm sure women are lining up to date this guy as we speak.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: King Shizzo on August 19, 2021, 10:07:18 AM
like it wasn't awkward enough...

(https://i.postimg.cc/XYws6nF8/Summer3.jpg)
Ron's early 20's were a bit awkward...
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Rambone on August 19, 2021, 10:13:59 AM
Tbombz lookin’ str8 grizzly
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 19, 2021, 10:14:21 AM
like it wasn't awkward enough...

(https://i.postimg.cc/XYws6nF8/Summer3.jpg)
She looks really uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Taffin on August 19, 2021, 11:37:20 AM
He also owns an over-sized chicken doll (headless) with full human female* genitalia, including a functional anus...  :-X

*thought I'd better make that clear for some reason


You'll have to Google that one yourself if you don't trust me...

Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: joswift on August 19, 2021, 11:40:13 AM
He also owns an over-sized chicken doll (headless) with full human female* genitalia, including a functional anus...  :-X

*thought I'd better make that clear for some reason


You'll have to Google that one yourself if you don't trust me...
So that would mean it shits as that is an anus function, its function isnt for putting your cock in
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 19, 2021, 11:43:20 AM
So that would mean it shits as that is an anus function, its function isnt for putting your cock in
Don't you watch porn? ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Taffin on August 19, 2021, 11:46:28 AM
So that would mean it shits as that is an anus function, its function isnt for putting your cock in

You're such a homochickodollophobe... 🌈🐔🧸🛑

 ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 19, 2021, 12:46:58 PM
What happened?  Did the Doll start talking back?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Rambone on August 19, 2021, 03:51:53 PM
Does the synthetic anus have a semen reservoir? Askin’ for a friend
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Bevo on August 19, 2021, 04:10:20 PM
It’s like tbombz and seva in one person
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 19, 2021, 05:05:54 PM
It’s like tbombz and seva in one person

Dude you fucking read my mind, I was just about to post that!

“Looks like tbombz and Sev had a kid.”
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: King Shizzo on August 19, 2021, 05:08:31 PM
Dude you fucking read my mind, I was just about to post that!

“Looks like tbombz and Sev had a kid.”
Sounds gay to me... Just my opinion.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: falco on August 20, 2021, 02:12:24 AM
He also owns an over-sized chicken doll (headless) with full human female* genitalia, including a functional anus...  :-X

*thought I'd better make that clear for some reason


You'll have to Google that one yourself if you don't trust me...

(https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article23526973.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Toy.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Tapeworm on August 20, 2021, 02:51:36 AM
She looks really uncomfortable.

Yes. That's the look I like to see.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Humble Narcissist on August 20, 2021, 05:05:44 AM
(https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article23526973.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Toy.jpg)
If he shaved his shoulders maybe he could get a real girl.  Real girl, as in, flesh and blood, not real sex doll.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Flexacon on August 20, 2021, 06:27:12 AM
It's pretty obvious he was fiddled as a kid

(https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=392895.0;attach=425783;image)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Taffin on August 20, 2021, 06:45:06 AM
Does the synthetic anus have a semen reservoir? Askin’ for a friend

Yes Bro - fun fact - a little tube heads out of the neck of the 'chicken' so that he can grip it between his pursed lips and squeeeeze the thing as he shoots into the synthetic chicken anus.  Thus immediately recycling his load and keeping him anabolic - fresh from the tap

A sort of 'semen bagpipe', if you will...










I am not proud of any part of the above

Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: Tapeworm on August 20, 2021, 06:55:56 AM
And I thought I was a wild one. A cum bagpipe, lmao!

Doont tell tha'un aroond scottish folk tho.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans
Post by: booty on August 20, 2021, 07:19:48 AM
It’s like tbombz and seva in one person
Omfg 🤣